FabSwingers.com forum: Car crash threads

By *ersey Girl OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

What's been the threads that's made you go

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently

oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo

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By *ersey Girl OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently

oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo

Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently

oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo

Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty

i didn’t even respond on it , i just backed out for the eye bleach to wipe away having ever read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that i was reading when i crashed my car

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently

oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo

Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty

i didn’t even respond on it , i just backed out for the eye bleach to wipe away having ever read it "

I missed that one, a lucky escape indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

The one's that ridicule a user's sexual kink's.

Yes definitely those one's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently

oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo

Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty

Was everyone nasty because he admitted to liking the taste of lady poo? Why were people being nasty about it? He hasn’t broken any laws or abused anyone, has he? It’s unsanitary but not harmful to anyone else.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Wouldn't say it was a car crash thread, but I really felt for _rincess peach (in addition to laughing my head off.) with her standing on her butt plug while at the same time standing up.

Serious ouch but one of the funniest reads ever....as is her profile.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Things that make you go Hmmmmm !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one's that ridicule a user's sexual kink's.

Yes definitely those one's."

Completely agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that i was reading when i crashed my car "

Were you having a bj off a woman who was flashing lorry drivers at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that i was reading when i crashed my car

Were you having a bj off a woman who was flashing lorry drivers at the time?

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were you in the lorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that i was reading when i crashed my car

Were you having a bj off a woman who was flashing lorry drivers at the time?

were you in the lorry

Yep. I was giving the driver a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that i was reading when i crashed my car

Were you having a bj off a woman who was flashing lorry drivers at the time?

were you in the lorry

Yep. I was giving the driver a bj

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your driver must have not been reading fab at the time then

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

"The one's that ridicule a user's sexual kink's.

Yes definitely those one's."

I'd tend to agree, kink-shaming is wrong, but with the caveat that this isn't a kink site, and posting some of the more extreme things is possibly not appropriate. Some seem to do it more for the shock/offense than anything I think.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"The one's that ridicule a user's sexual kink's.

Yes definitely those one's.

I don’t see why it’s not appropriate...

If someone can’t exhibit respect and a touch of empathy, then that’s on them, not the poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing. "

Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones about pigeons

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.

Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??

Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.

Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??

Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!"

But... But... Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a few classics from back in the day. Usually from those one thread wonder Mavericks, one reply to a forumite will stay with me till the end, a stone cold classic put down

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.

Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??

Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!

But... But... Why??

Because it’s easier than getting a tissue I’m assuming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.

Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??

Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!

But... But... Why??

Because it’s easier than getting a tissue I’m assuming?

Boys are gross lol

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.

Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??

Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!

But... But... Why??

Because it’s easier than getting a tissue I’m assuming?

Boys are gross lol"

The fact that I know all of this and still find men attractive is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Off the top of my head:

- Every thread in the virus forum.

- Every thread in the politics forum.

- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.

- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.

- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.

There are probably more.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Off the top of my head:

- Every thread in the virus forum.

- Every thread in the politics forum.

- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.

- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.

- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.

There are probably more. "

I love the virus forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones where someone goes on and on and on about their love life, having repeated the same pattern for years and years and expected a different outcome. Then willfully ignores every single piece of advice in favour of sycophants.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Off the top of my head:

- Every thread in the virus forum.

- Every thread in the politics forum.

- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.

- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.

- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.

There are probably more.

I love the virus forum

It's a handy way of figuring out who to block, certainly. Keeps a lot of the wingnuts in one place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that i was reading when i crashed my car

Were you having a bj off a woman who was flashing lorry drivers at the time?

were you in the lorry

Yep. I was giving the driver a bj

your driver must have not been reading fab at the time then

I think he posted a thread about it later, hoping everyone would think his cavalier attitude to safety combined with that of the people in the car would be aligned with the thinking of a swing site forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/04/21 09:54:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The brexit threads usually reached a low point quite quickly.

Any thing F1 / Lewis Hamilton also seem to expose some unpleasant personalities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIS

Is why I look at the Forums.

Hoping for O.M.G.

People having a serious barney with their bits out.

Cracks me up... someone all indignant..with bent over a table pics.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm a simple mind so for me it's mostly the "entitled/moany" sort of threads and the replies .

You know the type , the non existent blank profiles that goes on about how there's no genuine subs , all women are fakes , men are all time wasters, why can't they get a meet when this is a sex site, how dare people have standards and such like ...

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm a simple mind so for me it's mostly the "entitled/moany" sort of threads and the replies .

Oh and I've just noticed one " why are women so demanding ... like they own the site "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's been the threads that's made you go

Threads about threads

.... I'll leave now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's been the threads that's made you go

Ones with you're boobs on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wouldn't say it was a car crash thread, but I really felt for _rincess peach (in addition to laughing my head off.) with her standing on her butt plug while at the same time standing up.

Serious ouch but one of the funniest reads ever....as is her profile."

Thank you

My sphincter still recoils at the memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right to eat one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing. "

Well. That is enough internet for today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many.

just smile and wave

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Too many to mention but the lady poo one stands out.

Also the ones where members are asked why people’s partners etc do certain things! How do we know!

Boring threads like why men aren’t getting anywhere on Fab.

Threads asking for profile advice.

I could go on lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIS

Is why I look at the Forums.

Hoping for O.M.G.

People having a serious barney with their bits out.

Cracks me up... someone all indignant..with bent over a table pics.

Haha that is funny and true

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"Wouldn't say it was a car crash thread, but I really felt for _rincess peach (in addition to laughing my head off.) with her standing on her butt plug while at the same time standing up.

Serious ouch but one of the funniest reads ever....as is her profile.

Thank you

My sphincter still recoils at the memory

....and mine....Is there such a condition as: SSRS? (Sympathetic spincter recoil syndrome?.)

Have fun. Running late, got to run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off the top of my head:

- Every thread in the virus forum.

- Every thread in the politics forum.

- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.

- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.

- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.

There are probably more. "

Plus

"I'm a simple mind so for me it's mostly the "entitled/moany" sort of threads and the replies .

All of the above types of thread!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a guy years ago used to start threads on the scotland forum when he was d*unk and get into all sorts of barneys with people , i think mostly on purpose, he was a bit of a wind up merchant but there was always a bit of sobered up climb back down the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIS

Is why I look at the Forums.

Hoping for O.M.G.

People having a serious barney with their bits out.

Cracks me up... someone all indignant..with bent over a table pics.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”

I think it got removed quite quickly.

And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”

I think it got removed quite quickly.

And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material... "

Yea that thread yesterday was just a little bit too grim for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”

I think it got removed quite quickly.

And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material... "

do you listen to the shagged married annoyed podcast? a listener wrote in about when they were in a young couple staying with parents and were always scared to get caught disposing of the condoms after , so used to tie them in a knot, put them back in the box under the bed

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”

I think it got removed quite quickly.

And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material...

And that’s enough internet for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too many.

just smile and wave

Px "

...whilst backing out of the room..

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

All threads that collapse into an orgy of pathetic bootlicking. The British disease.

Serf culture is alive and well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads telling women we’re guilty of false advertising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh alot of the Fantasy/Story stuff about shagging a woman behind the guys back ect.

One recently made me feel like i was reading a weird Black Mirror Porno script, about a guys dad and uncles fucking his GF. Just made me super uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that i was reading when i crashed my car

Were you having a bj off a woman who was flashing lorry drivers at the time?

were you in the lorry

Yep. I was giving the driver a bj

your driver must have not been reading fab at the time then

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truck drivers of sydney unite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”

I think it got removed quite quickly.

And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material...

That one i can kinda relate to, after my Brother moved out i took over his room. I moved the bed and found probably a warehouse full of old crusty toilet paper that he had thrown down the side...

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