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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. " And I'd pay bloody good money for that | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. And I'd pay bloody good money for that " (I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. And I'd pay bloody good money for that (I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) " I can hear Red scurrying off to Tesco right now | |||
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"True fact, i always clean the bathroom naked. " Wiping wee off the seat isn't proper cleaning | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. And I'd pay bloody good money for that (I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) " Dark chocolate ones do ya? Xx | |||
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"Do they really clean though? " Doubt it. I saw this movie once where this girl in lingerie calls a plumber out. The price they charge and he didn’t even fix the leak! Bet he doesn’t get much work the lazy twat | |||
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"True fact, i always clean the bathroom naked. " Video evidence or it didn't happen | |||
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked. Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house? If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. " Is Ash looking for a new job? | |||
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"Do they really clean though? Doubt it. I saw this movie once where this girl in lingerie calls a plumber out. The price they charge and he didn’t even fix the leak! Bet he doesn’t get much work the lazy twat " | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. And I'd pay bloody good money for that (I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) I can hear Red scurrying off to Tesco right now " 2 packets. 1 for me & 1 for Sensual - I don't share. Even with him | |||
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"Does anyone remember the Romeo Cleaners on Euro Trash? " Best show on channel 4 ever! | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. And I'd pay bloody good money for that (I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) Dark chocolate ones do ya? Xx" Oh yes. Ooo look.....I’ve dropped some crumbs down myself.... ahem.... | |||
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"Does anyone remember the Romeo Cleaners on Euro Trash? Best show on channel 4 ever! " 'Ello my leetle Eenglish chums Loved it x | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. And I'd pay bloody good money for that (I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) Dark chocolate ones do ya? Xx Oh yes. Ooo look.....I’ve dropped some crumbs down myself.... ahem.... " Oh no! They've melted! I best wipe it off. With my tongue | |||
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef. I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. " Naked cleaner and butler yes but naked cook sounds far too hazardous ! | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. " Ohhh you are definitely in consideration. | |||
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"Do they really clean though? " This is what I'm trying to find out. | |||
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"True fact, i always clean the bathroom naked. " How strange, so do I | |||
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"An ex girlfriend a few years back had a thing for me naked and cleaning, although looking back I think it was just her way of getting me to vacuum the living room " Clever woman. | |||
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"True fact, i always clean the bathroom naked. " Careful with the bleach. | |||
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked. Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house? If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. Is Ash looking for a new job? " I have a tough enough job getting him to do it with his clothes on. | |||
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef. I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. " This is what I'd like. I just think the same as you though. | |||
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"I can imagine it gets awkward if there's a horny dog in the house ... especially when cleaning under the cupboards. " Iv only got a cat. | |||
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked. Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house? If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. " I've often wondered this. I like the idea of a naked chef - I just wonder if I'll be served spaghetti hoops on toast C | |||
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"I tried it, if you find a genuine exhibitionist it's quite fun just watching The fake ones soon get narked when they realise they are actually supposed to do some work " Ohhh intresting. Did they expect anything in return? | |||
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked. Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house? If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. Is Ash looking for a new job? I have a tough enough job getting him to do it with his clothes on. " he needs an incentive Lorna. | |||
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"Does anyone remember the Romeo Cleaners on Euro Trash? " That takes me back. Essential viewing on a Friday night in the 90s | |||
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"I can imagine it gets awkward if there's a horny dog in the house ... especially when cleaning under the cupboards. Iv only got a cat. " Hmmm, I think I'd feel vulnerable! | |||
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"I can imagine it gets awkward if there's a horny dog in the house ... especially when cleaning under the cupboards. Iv only got a cat. Hmmm, I think I'd feel vulnerable! " What threat is a cat? | |||
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"I can imagine it gets awkward if there's a horny dog in the house ... especially when cleaning under the cupboards. Iv only got a cat. Hmmm, I think I'd feel vulnerable! What threat is a cat?" The claws!! | |||
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"I tried it, if you find a genuine exhibitionist it's quite fun just watching The fake ones soon get narked when they realise they are actually supposed to do some work Ohhh intresting. Did they expect anything in return?" Genuine exhibitionists no, being watched is enough Fake yes, they expect me to join in | |||
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"I tried it, if you find a genuine exhibitionist it's quite fun just watching The fake ones soon get narked when they realise they are actually supposed to do some work Ohhh intresting. Did they expect anything in return? Genuine exhibitionists no, being watched is enough Fake yes, they expect me to join in " Oh thats interesting. I'd love to see if I can find someone. | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. " How about homemade cake lol | |||
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"True fact, i always clean the bathroom naked. " So do I , I can step in the shower without faffing about trying not to get my clothes wet | |||
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"I've done it for a couple of FWBs. But mainly because I can't stand a limescale encrusted shower! " You would have a field day with my shower then | |||
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched. It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house. " This is the scenario I want. | |||
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef. I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. " This. I would have one if I believed that is all they expected to do. Chances are you end up with a naked pushy man in your house | |||
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched. It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house. This is the scenario I want. " Exactly. Send him my way. Bella x | |||
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef. I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. This. I would have one if I believed that is all they expected to do. Chances are you end up with a naked pushy man in your house " Thats my worry. | |||
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"I've been asked if I do this a few times. Once while I was actually cleaning a house. Was really awkward R" Ohh thats quite inappropriate. | |||
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"I've been asked if I do this a few times. Once while I was actually cleaning a house. Was really awkward R Ohh thats quite inappropriate. " Yes it wasn't his brightest idea R | |||
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"Weirds me out. To each their own, etc, but not my scene." *Removes Swing from possible naked cleaner list* | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. How about homemade cake lol" For homemade cake I’ll even sweep the floor | |||
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"Just ordered my one a pinny to do the chores in. I'll ask if I can take photos " Oh yes please. Can I ask is it just cleaning? | |||
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"I would love a naked cleaner ... " Seems to lots of us but not so many volunteers. | |||
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"I would love a naked cleaner ... Seems to lots of us but not so many volunteers. " Hahahahahahahaha nope! Think that might actually having something to do with the cleaning part? | |||
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched. It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house. This is the scenario I want. " Worked for me. We discussed the details beforehand, I made it clear I needed someone who could actually clean, not someone who was going to ponce around with a featherduster and a hard on. Also made it clear it was a hands off role, I was happy to indulge his kink in terms of watching him clean but apart from that it wasn't touchy feely or sexual apart from the thrill he got being watched. He was a nice older bloke, easy on the eye and more importantly a good cleaner! Result | |||
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched. It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house. This is the scenario I want. Worked for me. We discussed the details beforehand, I made it clear I needed someone who could actually clean, not someone who was going to ponce around with a featherduster and a hard on. Also made it clear it was a hands off role, I was happy to indulge his kink in terms of watching him clean but apart from that it wasn't touchy feely or sexual apart from the thrill he got being watched. He was a nice older bloke, easy on the eye and more importantly a good cleaner! Result " I wonder if there are women that enjoy this too. | |||
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"Weirds me out. To each their own, etc, but not my scene. *Removes Swing from possible naked cleaner list* " | |||
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. How about homemade cake lol For homemade cake I’ll even sweep the floor " Now there's an image... any type of cake requests x | |||
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef. I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. This is what I'd like. I just think the same as you though. " Can you imagine having all three at once? And with the naked butler I'd just want to talk to him in a joanna lumley voice while I sit and watch in my lingerie and heels. | |||
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"I’ve done this in the past and yes I cleaned . I love to be watched and nothing was expected in return. I like to think I did a good job I used to do it across the Midlands and NW and have often thought of getting back into it. " We have are first candidate. | |||
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"Love to do it.. But my safety is priority fear of being hurt. Thought about joining an agency etc.. But they wanted upfront fees.." Do you mean having a naked cleaner or being one? | |||
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"I’ve done this in the past and yes I cleaned . I love to be watched and nothing was expected in return. I like to think I did a good job I used to do it across the Midlands and NW and have often thought of getting back into it. We have are first candidate. " Always happy to chat and see what we can arrange. No fees or anything expected in return. | |||
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"Just ordered my one a pinny to do the chores in. I'll ask if I can take photos Oh yes please. Can I ask is it just cleaning?" Depends if he does a good job or not! There may be rewards or punishment. | |||
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"Just ordered my one a pinny to do the chores in. I'll ask if I can take photos Oh yes please. Can I ask is it just cleaning? Depends if he does a good job or not! There may be rewards or punishment. " Cleaning and punishment? Perfect! | |||
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"I would do it, but would they get fed up if I actually did my job? Also, would they Really want me naked?" Yep! | |||
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked. Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house? If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. " there more than welcome around mine anytime, ill even make extra mess the night b4 | |||
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"Would happily watch someone clean my house! Don't care how they are dressed. " i be happy 2 you how i be dressed , pm me | |||
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"Love to do it.. But my safety is priority fear of being hurt. Thought about joining an agency etc.. But they wanted upfront fees.. Do you mean having a naked cleaner or being one?" Being the cleaner | |||
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"Does anyone remember the Romeo Cleaners on Euro Trash? " Omg I loved that programme so much Miss pc | |||
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"They can be naked/clothed/dressed as killer clowns, I just want someone to come clean my house as I can't be bothered this weekend. Hell, I'll even supervise naked if it gets the job done! " Wish I was closer Miss | |||
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"They can be naked/clothed/dressed as killer clowns, I just want someone to come clean my house as I can't be bothered this weekend. Hell, I'll even supervise naked if it gets the job done! " This. | |||
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"There is a company website I looked at, after reading a forum thread about them. You pay a hefty price, which is to be expected. I like the line in the advert, you are not allowed to touch the cleaner, we offer a cleaning service, not an escort agency. They fees start at £120 an hour upwards." Mine was free. It was a win win | |||
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