FabSwingers.com forum: My dog is a twat!

By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

My dog has just pulled her bed out of her kennel on to the lawn and basically ripped it to bits so I now have white fluffy filling stuff blowing all over the lawn! She's not a puppy but occasionally goes in to these mad psychotic states. Anyone else have pets with mental issues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be hormonal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lab used to have separation anxiety and one day I made the mistake of not putting him in his comfort cage and came back to the carpets ripped up and the wires for the internet ripped from the walls. I wasn't happy.

Maybe your doggy is trying to tell you something?

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Could just be a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this sometimes too. Effects of lockdown. Your dog need sex.

I have two psycho cats always plotting to kill me.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My budgies like to divebomb me!

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

If cats had pose able thumbs they would rule the World.

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Could just be a twat "

I think this is the correct diagnosis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to meet my French Bulldog puppy....

Arsehole

Twat

Wanker

Don't even come close to how you could describe him.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Yup... mine are occasional wankers too. They’re mostly the most chilled out dogs ever.. but once in a blue moon they’ll eat their bed.. rip open a cushion... shred the post.. there’s no warning.

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"You want to meet my French Bulldog puppy....

Arsehole

Twat

Wanker

Don't even come close to how you could describe him. "

But would you be without him/her

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By *heshirefungirlWoman
over a year ago

ammanford

My dog rips up his bed once he deems it time for a new one

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"My dog rips up his bed once he deems it time for a new one "

That's not being a twat that's just clever !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines always after the post have to get it before he does he’s a rescue dog he’s got issues been left alone but I love him to bits

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By *heshirefungirlWoman
over a year ago

ammanford

"My dog rips up his bed once he deems it time for a new one

That's not being a twat that's just clever !"

It's being a twat, I have two dogs between them they have 6 beds at any one time, and once he deems one dirty or to old its destroyed to make it clear it needs replacing,wouldn't mind but they spend most there time chilling on the sofa they just spoilt

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Mine gathers the bed into a heap and tries to hump it - and she's female!

She also chased lights and shadows. Proper mad

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By *heshirefungirlWoman
over a year ago

ammanford

"Mines always after the post have to get it before he does he’s a rescue dog he’s got issues been left alone but I love him to bits

We have a metal box on the back of the post box in the frontdoor for that very reason, but now he uses the metal box to scare the post man instead,so we now have a parcel box on the outside of the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's just an attention seeking bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

female dogs do it when they are close to coming into season

Happens with my sisters dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that made me laugh OP

I wish I had a dog

Maybe she's hormonal - I have moments where I want to rip up my bed

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

She has been telling you for ages that she wants a new bed, Now do something about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want to meet my French Bulldog puppy....

Arsehole

Twat

Wanker

Don't even come close to how you could describe him.

But would you be without him/her

Some days yes if he took the kids with him too..... ha ha

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

that made me laugh OP

I wish I had a dog

Maybe she's hormonal - I have moments where I want to rip up my bed

That's fine but you will also have to master the skill of looking completely innocent afterwards !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog has just pulled her bed out of her kennel on to the lawn and basically ripped it to bits so I now have white fluffy filling stuff blowing all over the lawn! She's not a puppy but occasionally goes in to these mad psychotic states. Anyone else have pets with mental issues?"

Both of ours are dickheads in different ways. Ones fat and lazy and the other is a godamn predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daschund is the crazy one killed a couple skunks.He does not care if he gets sprayed. We have a pitbull and a beabull they don't mess with skunks. The little nutcase does.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yeah mine, he thinks he owns the whole Estate. Gas Man just went to next door, you’d swear our house was being invaded the way he kicked off.

You can almost hear him saying “get lost, this is my patch and you’re too bloody close, now do one before I jump the fence and bite your arse”

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Didn’t take it outside but I bought her a new bed, so comfy and the next day I found it in pieces.

She likes her old bed, lives to hide things in there.

She’s 15 months

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Yeah mine, he thinks he owns the whole Estate. Gas Man just went to next door, you’d swear our house was being invaded the way he kicked off.

You can almost hear him saying “get lost, this is my patch and you’re too bloody close, now do one before I jump the fence and bite your arse”"

That's the annoying thing. Mine is well trained / obedient, very calm never barks or shows any sign of aggressive behaviour but every now and then...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Westy placid and gentle

A Pug docile and gentle and then we have our Chihuahua, Total nutcase, and a bit of a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that made me laugh OP

I wish I had a dog

Maybe she's hormonal - I have moments where I want to rip up my bed

That's fine but you will also have to master the skill of looking completely innocent afterwards !!"

Aw you can't be cross with her - at least she took it outside

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You want to meet my French Bulldog puppy....

Arsehole

Twat

Wanker

Don't even come close to how you could describe him.

But would you be without him/her

Some days yes if he took the kids with him too..... ha ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rabbit just is a hooligan. And always trying to jump up things higher than she can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to keep Ducks, they were quackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is called Cranky Sam for a reason.

Loves his fusses and purposefully headbutts to give love but the second he’s had enough... he mounts a lunging bite attack!!

It’s true what they say... cats don’t have owners they have servants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cat, nuff said really. She is bi polar,scrats the carpet when I'm not paying her enough attention and ignores me when I do. She likes to sleep in the middle of my bed but only when I'm in it. She says thank you by showing me her arse and when she is especially greatful she puts it my face. She allows me to feed her and clean her litter. She was an indoor cat until she jumped out of the bedroom window. Been an idiot I bought a catflap and paid for it installing in the back door and now she uses it as a platform to demand I open the door to let her out. You think your dog is a twat?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

I have a Springer Spaniel.

No need to say any more really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could just be a twat

I think this is the correct diagnosis!!

But were you ignoring your dog? Did you ignore him when he brought a toy to you several times and you turned your back? Children and pets learn that bad behaviour equals attention.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Our puppy batshit crazy one minute or a needy little bastard the next but she’s getting there

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Well I've got 6 cats and they've all got different personalities and issues.

Just like their mum

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

We all have bad days

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Go onto you tube and check out Aussie man reviews! Some animals are just Pussknuckles sometimes...

At least the videos will make you feel a little better about your dog being a twat

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

My dog is a twat too...he does at least one twatty thing every day

Good job he's cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took mine for a walk today. He sat in the middle of the field and refused to move. Had to carry him off.

So embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a tortoise ??, they do fuck all.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I had this issue, so now I give them fluffy throws in a plastic bed.

Mine are bull dogs (one English and one French).

Little fart machines

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