FabSwingers.com forum: Special secret talent

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m not talking about a sexual trick or feat here (no one cares how fast you can make someone squirt), I’m talking about the quiet little talents and abilities that you don’t necessarily shout about.

Whatever it is, shout out your talent here. Whether it’s being able to a box split or holding the fastest time on MarioKart, let’s hear them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my answer on the flex thread

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I make exceedingly good cakes

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I make exceedingly good cakes

Bet u do more then that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a great cook.

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds.

I can do the box splits (I'm very bendy for a fat girl).

I have no gag reflex.

And I'm hilarious

I know....He's a lucky guy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got this covered in my flexing thread.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I make exceedingly good cakes

Bet u do more then that x "

You know I do

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I can kiss 4 England. Gold medal x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I can kiss 4 England. Gold medal x "

Prove it.....

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I am a bloody good dancer and I can cook.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm super at taking tests and exams, even when I've only the vaguest idea about the subject they cover. Somehow I manage to cobble together a persuasive enough essay that the lack of actual content gets lost in the overall tone of competence and credibility.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve got this covered in my flexing thread."

Yours is about big talents and things to be proud of, this is the little things.

No intentions to step on your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got this covered in my flexing thread."

There's room for both...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can kiss 4 England. Gold medal x "

Kind of covered that in my OP...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm super at taking tests and exams, even when I've only the vaguest idea about the subject they cover. Somehow I manage to cobble together a persuasive enough essay that the lack of actual content gets lost in the overall tone of competence and credibility."

So you’re a certified blagger?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I have high level negotiation skills

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

So you’re a certified blagger? "

I am, so full of bullshit I'm surprised my eyes aren't brown.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I am bloody excellent in a crisis. I come over all super calm and efficient.

Mrs kf x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can produce intricate embroidery. This has got me nowhere

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can wiggle my ears.

My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I can produce intricate embroidery. This has got me nowhere

I'm so envious! I'm rubbish with anything like that so it always amazes me when people do it really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can x light a fag while driving and deal with pesky sat nav x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Mine is that I can mimic most of Frank Oz’s muppet voices and I can do a startlingly accurate Gollum voice, so accurate that it freaks people out. I also have a good ear for accents.

I think I missed my calling as a voice artist

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can wiggle my ears.

My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.

Well that got awkward!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Mensa level IQ

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm the best donkey smuggler in Western Europe (see profile to understand context

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I can wiggle my ears.

My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.

I can do that too

well, the first part at least. Right up until people start laughing, then I laugh and it's game over.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can wiggle my ears.

My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.

Well that got awkward! "

It's only awkward if you're down there at the time. Fear not, I'm likely to have crushed a human head like a grape between my thighs before it got to that stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fold a crisp packet into a little triangle in less than ten seconds without looking.

Apparently I’m girlfriend material until your parents ask when they’ll get to meet the new lady in your life..... then I’m not.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I have a black belt in clumsy!

I recently managed to injure myself enough to warrant a trip to A&E using nothing more than a laundry basket...admit it, you're impressed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can wiggle my ears.

My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.

I can do that too

well, the first part at least. Right up until people start laughing, then I laugh and it's game over. "

Yeah, the laugh is a wiggle killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex circus freak/performer from fire breathing/eating to something as tame as stilt walking

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I can produce intricate embroidery. This has got me nowhere

I'm so envious! I'm rubbish with anything like that so it always amazes me when people do it really well."

the work I'm most proud of is the padded hanger I made for our daughter's wedding dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play 8 different instruments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing, I have won a few small competitions

I can also twist my arm 360° and bend my thumb backwards from the mid knuckle, i call it my banana thumb

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I can produce intricate embroidery. This has got me nowhere

I'm so envious! I'm rubbish with anything like that so it always amazes me when people do it really well.

the work I'm most proud of is the padded hanger I made for our daughter's wedding dress

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I can kiss 4 England. Gold medal x

Prove it....."

I never back down from a challenge x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can sing, I have won a few small competitions

I can also twist my arm 360° and bend my thumb backwards from the mid knuckle, i call it my banana thumb "

Is it weird that I’m more impressed by the arm thing?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can play 8 different instruments...

So can I!

Just not well

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ex circus freak/performer from fire breathing/eating to something as tame as stilt walking "

Niiice!

I always wanted to be able to ride a unicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a useless talent that I can whistle any song or tune

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Copied and pasted from another thread:

My biggest flex is the ability to get into the friendzone unintentionally

Seriously though, my real world football manager coaching skills. Took me around the world before lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play 8 different instruments...

So can I!

Just not well"

I sing beautifully ... but it's ugly to hear me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never scuffed an Alloy Wheel on any of my car's ever, I can reverse park and reverse round corners too!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Copied and pasted from another thread:

My biggest flex is the ability to get into the friendzone unintentionally

Seriously though, my real world football manager coaching skills. Took me around the world before lockdown "

This isn’t about your biggest, it’s the smallest and most ridiculous talents.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Copied and pasted from another thread:

My biggest flex is the ability to get into the friendzone unintentionally

Seriously though, my real world football manager coaching skills. Took me around the world before lockdown

This isn’t about your biggest, it’s the smallest and most ridiculous talents. "

Haha ok then I stand by the friendzone comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can get my entire fist in my mouth

but that's about as good as it gets. i have no other talent.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

My parallel parking ability is astounding.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Mr can Juggle and got to the final of a Rubiks cube competition

Mrs broke the world record for the Pole Vault.... on Sega Megadrive

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

I am the World’s shortest Giant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good at sketching and painting.

I am also an aquascaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make choux pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a black belt in clumsy!

I recently managed to injure myself enough to warrant a trip to A&E using nothing more than a laundry basket...admit it, you're impressed

I once fell while carting laundry upstairs and dislocated my arm so I’m with you in the clumsy gang

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I've never scuffed an Alloy Wheel on any of my car's ever, I can reverse park and reverse round corners too!

Wow!! There's some impressive talent on here but this is gold star and if I'm honest I'm struggling to believe

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"i can get my entire fist in my mouth

but that's about as good as it gets. i have no other talent.

Px"

I know some people who can do that with their feet...

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I have high level negotiation skills"

Like police negotiator style skills.

Cos that's damn impressive...

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"i can get my entire fist in my mouth

but that's about as good as it gets. i have no other talent.

Px"

Its a start... If you ever meet a guy with a fist sized cock.......

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've never scuffed an Alloy Wheel on any of my car's ever, I can reverse park and reverse round corners too!

TALENT. the word is talent.. Not biggest fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dislocate my shoulders to give extra special hugs

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

I make a great cup of tea, but I can’t talk about the rest of my skills as they are useless in the normal world. Although I do strive to keep the car clean, it’s like a mud magnet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can dislocate my shoulders to give extra special hugs "
ps its painful moral of this story love hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyebrows can dance individually. They bust their own moves on the dance floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at diy and I’m also arty I can draw and paint reasonably well...

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By *arry001Man
over a year ago

Oldbury

I can sow knit and cross weave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never scuffed an Alloy Wheel on any of my car's ever, I can reverse park and reverse round corners too!

TALENT. the word is talent.. Not biggest fantasy.

I've heard all about you and you won't be able to take me down sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiggle my ears. It's a great distraction technique if I'm being told off, and usually diffuses a situation!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don’t think I’ve got any. Can I nick someone else’s?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I don’t think I’ve got any. Can I nick someone else’s? "

I’m thinking something pineapple based...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I don’t think I’ve got any. Can I nick someone else’s?

I’m thinking something pineapple based..."
if you’re suggesting I can ram that up my arse, you’ve got another think coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought of another.

I can make my boobs move seperately.

Like when a guy flexes his pecks one at s time, I can do it with my boobs

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I can wiggle my ear.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I thought of another.

I can make my boobs move seperately.

Like when a guy flexes his pecks one at s time, I can do it with my boobs

We need evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play on nerves. Like a virtuoso.

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I make exceedingly good cakes

Awesome

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I’m really good at choosing presents.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm excel at disappearing into the background so no one notices me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play on nerves. Like a virtuoso.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play on nerves. Like a virtuoso.

What have I done this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought of another.

I can make my boobs move seperately.

Like when a guy flexes his pecks one at s time, I can do it with my boobs

We need evidence

I can do this too, big boobs are good for party tricks ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play on nerves. Like a virtuoso.

What have I done this time?

Remind me on one person...

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I am in Mensa........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my ears and my nostrils...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play on nerves. Like a virtuoso.

What have I done this time?

Remind me on one person...

Gosh I get it all the time.

I'm consistent;-)

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