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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get

. What does Fabs remind you of and why?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lunatic asylum, dont think i need to explain why

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Lunatic asylum, dont think i need to explain why

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Sometimes it feels like a soap, like Eastenders or Corrie - you miss a few days but when you get back it is still the same in a funny kind of way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stand up show...

Some of the messages I get really make me giggle my favourite so far wanting to breastfeed from my knockers!

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

The forums can be like Groundhog day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... A children's playground....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jeremy Kyle Show with less clothes and more teeth...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There will be a thread put up and you see some of the random answers that have been put up and you think to yourself where the hell in their mind did that spring from

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sometimes it reminds me there are a lot of funny people in the world, that's funny ha ha.

Sometimes it reminds me the drains need cleaning.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"The Jeremy Kyle Show with less clothes and more teeth...

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LMAO

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Sometimes it reminds me there are a lot of funny people in the world, that's funny ha ha.

Sometimes it reminds me the drains need cleaning."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The adult version of the best department store in the world!

Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!

A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!

A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.

The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!

The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!

And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!

It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!

Although hang on.......!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"The adult version of the best department store in the world!

Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!

A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!

A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.

The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!

The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!

And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!

It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!

Although hang on.......!

Makes note.... This guys has got imagination

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The adult version of the best department store in the world!

Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!

A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!

A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.

The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!

The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!

And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!

It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!

Although hang on.......!

My first mother-in-law figure used to call me an Oompah Loompah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The adult version of the best department store in the world!

Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!

A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!

A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.

The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!

The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!

And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!

It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!

Although hang on.......!

My first mother-in-law figure used to call me an Oompah Loompah!"

My first mother in law WAS an oompah loompah!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Strangers who become friends, advisers, an encyclopedia, dictionary, grammar specialists, lovers, shaggers, confidantes, enemies, stalkers, advisers. smart arses, know it alls, all round good eggs, comedians, etc etc etc

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Strangers who become friends, advisers, an encyclopedia, dictionary, grammar specialists, lovers, shaggers, confidantes, enemies, stalkers, advisers. smart arses, know it alls, all round good eggs, comedians, etc etc etc"

A pretty good mix then

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs"

I love it - as I can visualise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs

I love it - as I can visualise it

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i never looked at it like that , lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs

I love it - as I can visualise it

i never looked at it like that , lol"

No but it s such fun when you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs

I love it - as I can visualise it

i never looked at it like that , lol

No but it s such fun when you do

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I may have to after reading this xx

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs

I love it - as I can visualise it

i never looked at it like that , lol

No but it s such fun when you do

I may have to after reading this xx"

Some are wild and some need to be caged

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs

I love it - as I can visualise it

i never looked at it like that , lol

No but it s such fun when you do

I may have to after reading this xx

Some are wild and some need to be caged"
mmmmmm are you offering ?;-)

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

it is just like real life, full off disapointment

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I tend to visualise the disco at Rampton scene from Bronson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it is just like real life, full off disapointment

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ooo dont give up .. sure theres some good ones out there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it is just like real life, full off disapointment

Cheer up Garry it doesn't pay to have your R's in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it is just like real life, full off disapointment

U need a girlfriend.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

full of trauma..falling outs.. and stoopid moody men .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it is just like real life, full off disapointment

Cheer up Garry it doesn't pay to have your R's in your hand

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Lol your right but it would be nice to have someone elses arse in my hands lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol your right but it would be nice to have someone elses arse in my hands lol"

Ones with painted finger nails on them

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"The Jeremy Kyle Show with less clothes and more teeth...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

24/7 pub where you can chat in peaceful harmony with anyone who tickles your fancy, but avoid the "Ladies Voddie Night" as I usually have to pour 1/2 a shandy to keep myself sane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walking through a door and dropping 200 feet.

opening a box and hit by a boxing glove.

having a custard pie in the face.

take ya pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums can be like Groundhog day"

The forums can be like Groundhog day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums can be like Groundhog day

The forums can be like Groundhog day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It Can, at times be like being back in the school yard!!! And I wanna shout... "Aw shut yer feckn pie hole" Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Jeremy Kyle Show with less clothes and more teeth...

Yeah, but I still wouldn't fuck anyone off The Jeremy Kyle Show!!!! Yuck, yuck, yuck!!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums can be like Groundhog day

The forums can be like Groundhog day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It reminds me of my train to work - full of people I'm mostly oblivious too but, occasionally, there's one person I like to stare at and fantasise about. It makes my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Portsmouth Symphonia...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums can be like Groundhog day

The forums can be like Groundhog day

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Unbelievable

sometimes in a good way

sadly in a not so good way

but overall, a laugh

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"The Jeremy Kyle Show with less clothes and more teeth...

Lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Like a sweet shop!

Lots of tempting choices

But right now it's closed and I've got my nose pressed against the glass ogling that huge box of chocs that I know I can't really have

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Like a Farmyard......

The Bulls just want to be Bulls, but haven't got the balls.

The Chickens make a lot of noise but are too chicken to actually meet people.

The Sheep, will always wait for the head Sheep to bleet and they follow like good little sheep.

The Rabbits will just Rabbit on all day with nothing much interesting to say.

The Pigs soon get found out and banned.

And us Cows will always be Cows so get used to it Farmyard.

The Farmers Wife will always keep us in check, she has a big gun.

I won't mention the Farmyard Dogs.......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Like a Farmyard......

The Bulls just want to be Bulls, but haven't got the balls.

The Chickens make a lot of noise but are too chicken to actually meet people.

The Sheep, will always wait for the head Sheep to bleet and they follow like good little sheep.

The Rabbits will just Rabbit on all day with nothing much interesting to say.

The Pigs soon get found out and banned.

And us Cows will always be Cows so get used to it Farmyard.

The Farmers Wife will always keep us in check, she has a big gun.

I won't mention the Farmyard Dogs......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to school!

The occasional playground tantrum!

Some great ball games.

Excellent biology lessons.

Plenty of people who obviously forgot their PE kit and are running about in their undies!

The occasional interesting bit of chemistry.

O levels.

A levels.

Maths! (3somes, 4somes, 69's)

The school debating society! (The forums!)

Art & Photography classes seem quite popular - although there's been a few fails on this particular subject!

And glad to say unlike my school experience - at least here I seem to learn something new every day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Jeremy Kyle Show with less clothes and more teeth...

Yeah, but I still wouldn't fuck anyone off The Jeremy Kyle Show!!!! Yuck, yuck, yuck!!!

Lol

LOl very good point..neither would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like a fun fair ... and the Roller coaster. You just have to hold on and let it pass the scary bits but its a trill. The Lucky dip you just never know what you may get ..The bummer cars, You do your best but still keep bumming . And them rides that spin you around so fast make you feel sick and cant stand after well .Ghost train .. It the unknown just into the dark and you have to look out as things pop out at you . And you always go back for more..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Like a Farmyard......

The Bulls just want to be Bulls, but haven't got the balls.

The Chickens make a lot of noise but are too chicken to actually meet people.

The Sheep, will always wait for the head Sheep to bleet and they follow like good little sheep.

The Rabbits will just Rabbit on all day with nothing much interesting to say.

The Pigs soon get found out and banned.

And us Cows will always be Cows so get used to it Farmyard.

The Farmers Wife will always keep us in check, she has a big gun.

I won't mention the Farmyard Dogs......."

lmao

4 legs good 2 legs bad

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Its like a fun fair ... and the Roller coaster. You just have to hold on and let it pass the scary bits but its a trill. The Lucky dip you just never know what you may get ..The bummer cars, You do your best but still keep bumming . And them rides that spin you around so fast make you feel sick and cant stand after well .Ghost train .. It the unknown just into the dark and you have to look out as things pop out at you . And you always go back for more..

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Thats the crazy part lol - sometimes I get a little frustrated and then I leave it for a few days but then I am back. Addictive or what...;-)

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