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"I've got a really short flex on my beomaster ... which is really annoying " That is annoying, hope it clears up soon | |||
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"my gag reflex.. basically non-existent . Px" You’ll need that when you try my pasta bake | |||
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"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre " Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ? | |||
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"I would say its my animal skills, herding up a group of rowdy cows for inspection can push me into the show off zone when others are not so competent" When I worked on a farm I’d stand on the gate and shout oi oil oi and the cows would walk over | |||
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"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids! My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic. " Well done, what was the degree ? | |||
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"I can sing Celine Dion while putting my watch on with one hand " Mad skillz | |||
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"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ? " Lol nope the leaderboard in 1 game is around 100k | |||
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"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ? Lol nope the leaderboard in 1 game is around 100k " Amazing | |||
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"Dancing with Scottish ballet, after an 8 stage audition to get in! Xx" Wow, that’s some flexing | |||
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"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids! My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic. " Congratulations LaLuna, well done | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?" Not really, maybe you’re just modest | |||
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"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids! My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic. Well done, what was the degree ? " Was for work, Health & Social Care Business Management qualification. | |||
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"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ? Lol nope the leaderboard in 1 game is around 100k Amazing " Thanks | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad? Not really, maybe you’re just modest " You’ve made me think now, because surely we should all have something we’re proud of? I know flex means to show off, but still ... | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad? Not really, maybe you’re just modest You’ve made me think now, because surely we should all have something we’re proud of? I know flex means to show off, but still ..." Everyone’s good at something. | |||
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"Back in the day I toured as a support for a now well known rock band on their first ever uk tour" Did you test the mics ? | |||
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"My biggest flex ( Googled it ) is that I spent 20 years travelling and being a professional beach bum - oh and now I know what flex means - I feel so down wiv da kidz now " There’s some flexing, that means you were permenantly beach body ready. Fo shizzle me nizzle. | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?" No small person to ask what is it? | |||
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"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids! My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic. Well done, what was the degree ? Was for work, Health & Social Care Business Management qualification." Worth while vocation | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad? No small person to ask what is it? " It’s what you show off with ... | |||
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"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids! My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic. " I know better than to Google stuff I read on here! Wtf is a flex P.S. Congrats! | |||
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"My porn star martinis are to die for if that counts " All flexing counts | |||
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"My porn star martinis are to die for if that counts " You use screen wash instead of Wkd? | |||
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"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids! My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic. I know better than to Google stuff I read on here! Wtf is a flex P.S. Congrats! " Showing off in a non humble way, basically | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad? No small person to ask what is it? It’s what you show off with ..." Oh thanks! | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad? No small person to ask what is it? It’s what you show off with ... Oh thanks! " Welcome | |||
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"Mines probably my bass guitar solos when me and the guys (pre/post covid) are having a jam and I’m taking it to the next level (level42) on Guitar Hero and we are totally just vibing on the breaks, what’s yours ? " .... Ted : Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play! (One for the geeks ) My flex, a damn good gamer. | |||
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"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids! My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic. I know better than to Google stuff I read on here! Wtf is a flex P.S. Congrats! Showing off in a non humble way, basically " Aha! I ain't got no flex. | |||
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"I'm not great at blowing my own trumpet. " Maybe the bassoon then | |||
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"Mines probably my bass guitar solos when me and the guys (pre/post covid) are having a jam and I’m taking it to the next level (level42) on Guitar Hero and we are totally just vibing on the breaks, what’s yours ? .... Ted : Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play! (One for the geeks ) My flex, a damn good gamer. " When I opened my eyes after one Particularly long solo, everyone had gone home. | |||
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"I'm not great at blowing my own trumpet. " I can blow it for you | |||
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"I'm not great at blowing my own trumpet. I can blow it for you " That sounds like a great plan! | |||
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"The flex on my iron isn't long enough. I have to use an extension cord. Wastes valuable seconds of ironing time. Mrs kf x" You need to up your ironing game missus! | |||
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"The flex on my iron isn't long enough. I have to use an extension cord. Wastes valuable seconds of ironing time. Mrs kf x You need to up your ironing game missus! " Fucking hate ironing and the flex issue just fuels my dislike | |||
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"The flex on my iron isn't long enough. I have to use an extension cord. Wastes valuable seconds of ironing time. Mrs kf x You need to up your ironing game missus! Fucking hate ironing and the flex issue just fuels my dislike " Just give it a shake out of the tumble fryer, voilà no more ironing. | |||
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"Helping many families via community organisation I established. " Thank you | |||
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"Helping many families via community organisation I established. Thank you " I didnt help You! | |||
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"Helping many families via community organisation I established. Thank you I didnt help You! " You helped society and that’s enough for me | |||
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"I probably have the biggest cock within a 20m radius of my house. (I had to look it up too)" Fondest congrats | |||
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"Back in the day I toured as a support for a now well known rock band on their first ever uk tour" PM who the band was! | |||
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"I instantly thought of a few things but they’re more like actions / experiences I’m proud of, rather than what I’d flex about. I also had to read the whole thread as I didn’t know what flex meant " Doesn’t matter, basically show off at something you’re proud of | |||
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"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube " Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ? | |||
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"Back in the day I toured as a support for a now well known rock band on their first ever uk tour PM who the band was! " A little-known Scottish outfit called Texas. | |||
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"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ? " As a child yes, then graduated to pulling it apart, but now can actually really really do it | |||
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"Mines probably my bass guitar solos when me and the guys (pre/post covid) are having a jam and I’m taking it to the next level (level42) on Guitar Hero and we are totally just vibing on the breaks, what’s yours ? .... Ted : Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play! (One for the geeks ) My flex, a damn good gamer. When I opened my eyes after one Particularly long solo, everyone had gone home. " | |||
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"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ? As a child yes, then graduated to pulling it apart, but now can actually really really do it " I could never do it | |||
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"my gag reflex.. basically non-existent . Px" So a non-reflex flex then?? | |||
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"I played my sport to a very high level for years... my biggest flex now is probably my cooking. Where did life go wrong?! Lol" Or where did it go right. | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one." Wow amazing. Actually I do wonder about that sometimes. It's an important life skill too.. being able to deal with a failure at something. | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one. Wow amazing. Actually I do wonder about that sometimes. It's an important life skill too.. being able to deal with a failure at something. " I like to think I'd laugh it off, but I suspect I'd get into a massive strop and spit my dummy, demanding my paper was re-assessed! I've failed plenty in life, just not in exams | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one. Wow amazing. Actually I do wonder about that sometimes. It's an important life skill too.. being able to deal with a failure at something. I like to think I'd laugh it off, but I suspect I'd get into a massive strop and spit my dummy, demanding my paper was re-assessed! I've failed plenty in life, just not in exams " No I get it. Just a general musing based on your comment It would be a sight to watch! The tantrum I mean x | |||
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"Wheelchair basketball skillz?! I dunno " I need to see you in action. With a supportive band under my jaw in case it drops down | |||
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"Wheelchair basketball skillz?! I dunno I need to see you in action. With a supportive band under my jaw in case it drops down " We use bondage tape to fasten one of my teammates into his chair - you can take a bit for your jaw | |||
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"Wheelchair basketball skillz?! I dunno I need to see you in action. With a supportive band under my jaw in case it drops down We use bondage tape to fasten one of my teammates into his chair - you can take a bit for your jaw " Bring it on | |||
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"I could sing pretty well until I had vocal surgery..... now I can’t. " That’s a shame | |||
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"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ? As a child yes, then graduated to pulling it apart, but now can actually really really do it I could never do it " You tube is your friend | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one." You must exude confidence | |||
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"I had to ask a small person what it meant. I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad? Not really, maybe you’re just modest You’ve made me think now, because surely we should all have something we’re proud of? I know flex means to show off, but still ..." . Please keep showing off. | |||
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"Im a decent singer but i'd say my biggest flex is probably my skill in football" Sounds like you’re a keeper | |||
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"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute." Can you whistle ? | |||
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"Nothing. Must be something, maybe those glasses." No, only recently needed for close work. | |||
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"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing " Not anymore Grandma | |||
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"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing Not anymore Grandma " I just ain't down with the youth | |||
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"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing Not anymore Grandma " I'd put you over me knee for your cheek | |||
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"I could sing pretty well until I had vocal surgery..... now I can’t. That’s a shame " I knew I would lose the ability when I signed up. The choices we make, eh. | |||
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"Raised a child from 0 to 18 as a single parent. Rescued and rehomed at least 200 cats/kittens." | |||
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"Raised a child from 0 to 18 as a single parent. Rescued and rehomed at least 200 cats/kittens." Hats off to you | |||
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"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing Not anymore Grandma I'd put you over me knee for your cheek " Chance would be a fine thing! | |||
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"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing Not anymore Grandma I'd put you over me knee for your cheek Chance would be a fine thing! " Boy would you have it coming to you | |||
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"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing Not anymore Grandma I'd put you over me knee for your cheek " .After you'd finished could I lick your pussy | |||
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"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing Not anymore Grandma I'd put you over me knee for your cheek .After you'd finished could I lick your pussy " Best offer I've had all day | |||
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"Raised a child from 0 to 18 as a single parent. Rescued and rehomed at least 200 cats/kittens." Nice work | |||
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"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute. Impossible! " I couldn't manage it! | |||
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"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes" I'm uncomfortable now | |||
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"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute. Impossible! " It was filmed | |||
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"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute. Impossible! It was filmed " Just jealous, two is my limit | |||
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"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes" I can do that! My kids call it monkey feet | |||
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"Baking! I make a mean Victoria Sponge cake and chocolate cakes " Where’s mine then? | |||
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"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes I'm uncomfortable now " | |||
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"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes I can do that! My kids call it monkey feet" i call me me | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one." This for me! But it's not a flex for me really, I'm just good at some things. Things I know I won't be good at I don't do. I know one day I might fail an exam or not pass it with flying colours and I will truly be a nightmare to everyone. I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough. | |||
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"Female amateur 3 gun competition. " A lot of us redcoats are gonna be utterly confused about what that is | |||
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"Female amateur 3 gun competition. A lot of us redcoats are gonna be utterly confused about what that is " You tube it's your friend | |||
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"605lb deadlift Wow that’s impressive some flex " Thanks very much ! | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one. This for me! But it's not a flex for me really, I'm just good at some things. Things I know I won't be good at I don't do. I know one day I might fail an exam or not pass it with flying colours and I will truly be a nightmare to everyone. I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough. " Surely it’s your voice ?! | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one. This for me! But it's not a flex for me really, I'm just good at some things. Things I know I won't be good at I don't do. I know one day I might fail an exam or not pass it with flying colours and I will truly be a nightmare to everyone. I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough. Surely it’s your voice ?!" Aww City you're so nice to me. Ha! Yes. It must be. It can make a man come in less than a minute and help secure big contracts all in one day. | |||
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"I can still do the splits. I’m chuffed about that " You should do a video Babs, bound to get to number one! | |||
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"I'm honestly not sure if I have one. I'm just ok at lots of things." Don’t believe that for a second! | |||
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"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one. This for me! But it's not a flex for me really, I'm just good at some things. Things I know I won't be good at I don't do. I know one day I might fail an exam or not pass it with flying colours and I will truly be a nightmare to everyone. I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough. Surely it’s your voice ?! Aww City you're so nice to me. Ha! Yes. It must be. It can make a man come in less than a minute and help secure big contracts all in one day. " Good luck on them big contracts. | |||
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"Baking! I make a mean Victoria Sponge cake and chocolate cakes Where’s mine then? " I will send you a slice | |||
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"Can cook a 3 minute microwave meal in 2mins 59 seconds. Please form an orderly queue boys " Wow! | |||
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"Can cook a 3 minute microwave meal in 2mins 59 seconds. Please form an orderly queue boys " Bet you don’t even waiting for the dings | |||
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"I’ve raised 4 kids, mostly on my own, they are all awesome, unique individuals, who are completely switched on, genuinely good kids. If I achieve nothing else in my life I shall still die happy! I also make an amazing jus to go with steak. " You rock x Walking breathing diplomas of life. | |||
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"I’ve raised 4 kids, mostly on my own, they are all awesome, unique individuals, who are completely switched on, genuinely good kids. If I achieve nothing else in my life I shall still die happy! I also make an amazing jus to go with steak. You rock x Walking breathing diplomas of life. " Aww thank you | |||
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