FabSwingers.com forum: My stairs make noises

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

They’re talking to you, don’t be ignorant, talk back to them!

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I'll just tip toe when I leave then...

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"Why

They need to be covered with carpet!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Because there above your celler you should let them go then you won't hear them when you walk down the stairs

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They’re talking to you, don’t be ignorant, talk back to them!"

I do

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll just tip toe when I leave then... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD-40 luv

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why

They need to be covered with carpet!"
they have

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The only solution is pulling up the carpet and screwing down the squeaky bit.

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

It's when they creak when nobofy is on the stairs lol....creepy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My whole house creaks. I mean at almost 150 years old you would too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have gas

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Mine do too. Or it might be my knees. Actually it IS my knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check a trade time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop blaming your noisy farts on the stairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop walking all over them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something evil must have happened on those stairs. It's the energy of the dead one's trying to communicate. You need a medium pronto.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

My creaky stairs and squeaky doors are alarms that children are on the move!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stairs creaks in the dead of night. It sounds like someone walking on them.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine don't, but i live in a bungalow.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Your stairs creak and groan due to settlement of the property.

They creak and groan due to weight on them pushing them down and releasing themselves later or soon.

Heat has an effect on them as well as they expand and contract.

You can tighten them by renailing or screwing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD-40 luv"

This

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Your stairs creak and groan due to settlement of the property.

They creak and groan due to weight on them pushing them down and releasing themselves later or soon.

Heat has an effect on them as well as they expand and contract.

You can tighten them by renailing or screwing them. "

So it's not a headless ghost then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like your boards, have been, Nailed, instead of Screwed.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The only solution is pulling up the carpet and screwing down the squeaky bit."

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s your knees not the stairs

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My stairs creaks in the dead of night. It sounds like someone walking on them.

"
this

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Slide down the bannisters

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It’s your knees not the stairs

Its you creeping around again in my heels which you cant walk in.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Slide down the bannisters "

I'd fall

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"WD-40 luv

This

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they under strain

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are they under strain"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stop blaming your noisy farts on the stairs!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Stairs communicate in their own system of morse code. We humans may not understand it but a creak basically is the stair saying, ‘Please desist from standing on me at once!’

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stairs communicate in their own system of morse code. We humans may not understand it but a creak basically is the stair saying, ‘Please desist from standing on me at once!’ "

Ahhh thankyou xxx

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ours make a right racket.

And considering we live in a bungalow!!!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ours make a right racket.

And considering we live in a bungalow!!!

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