FabSwingers.com forum: What wakes you up in a morning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does work excite you? Is it a new exciting thing that waits for you today that makes your body pop out of bed? Do you open your eyes naturally to the sounds of the birds or is it a load alarm screening through the curtains of your slumber?

Today, like all days my dog refuses to know what time I like to wake up, he won’t even put the kettle on the little sh....

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Fuck knows but I keep waking a 4.10 every fucking morning .... then can’t get back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rock hard cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows but I keep waking a 4.10 every fucking morning .... then can’t get back to sleep "

I’ve been awake for ages too.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Fuck knows but I keep waking a 4.10 every fucking morning .... then can’t get back to sleep

I’ve been awake for ages too.

It’s pants ain’t it ... if we’d got each other’s number we could of chatted each other back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck knows but I keep waking a 4.10 every fucking morning .... then can’t get back to sleep "

(This could have been my dog replying

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Have you Tried setting your alarm for a different time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows but I keep waking a 4.10 every fucking morning .... then can’t get back to sleep

I’ve been awake for ages too.

It’s pants ain’t it ... if we’d got each other’s number we could of chatted each other back to sleep

People don’t tend to fall asleep when I chat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke to the dawn chorus...

I'd rather not be awake at this hr though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stand naked outside in the morning chill it's great

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I am a natural lark so 5/6am is normal wake up time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need an alarm always seem to wake up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more of dragging my ass out of bed because I need too.. work doesn't excite me but a paycheck does

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Always between 3-3.15 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to wake up between half 6 nd 7. Normally busting for the loo.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

My bladder

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What is this "Morning" that you speak of? I'm a night owl, and am off to catch some ZZZZZ's soon

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Next doors dog then mine barking back

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Usually it’s me desperate for a wee

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I just generally naturally wake up 6-7 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodyclock

5am.. ping im up.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Usually it’s me desperate for a wee"

This x

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Usually it’s me desperate for a wee

This x"

Problem is my loo is downstairs and I have no heating. Must invest in a commode

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Usually it’s me desperate for a wee

This x

Problem is my loo is downstairs and I have no heating. Must invest in a commode "

Awww my loo is downstairs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tend to wake up naturally around 4.30/5.00am...have been know to just get up and go for a walk/run, however that hasn't happened in a while, and now I'm finding myself falling back to sleep, and being woken up by the 6am alarm and getting ready for work. I'm fortunate to have a job I enjoy.

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By *unover40Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Wifes mouth around my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wake up and always before any alarm! Covid has disturbed and muddlled my sleep patterns which means I sleep in now ... so about 0630 a nice time

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I wake up around 6.20am, was 5.20 but clocks gone forward. Was woken by bin men at 5.10 this morning thou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm going off at 4.45am.

Wish I could stay in bed much longer

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Well normally on a work day it’s my alarm as I need to be up very early most other days i naturally wake up around 06:30 latest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which time the first 2 of 3 is a stupid dream of reality

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Left to my own devices I’d sleep until 8 .. longer if I’ve had a late night.

New puppy is a twat and howls at 5 for a wee then won’t go back in her crate so I’m up. Then she will crash and burn at 7 (she just has) and now I can’t snooze as I have my first work call at 8.

Good job she’s cute

V x

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

My bladder

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Usually noisy fuckin housemates

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By *esexyMan
over a year ago

heathrow

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By *esexyMan
over a year ago

heathrow

5am dog howling same as every day

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Zoe Ball, so I'm rather buggered at the weekend when it's Dermot O'Leary.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Well this morning it was the bin men, when I realised I'd not moved my bin down the drive

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I naturally wake up. I’ve never used an alarm. My little eyes ping open and I have to get up straightaway. I’m definitely a morning person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm clock

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

The sun always shines on tv by a-ha

Or the urgent need to pee

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My boy who only seems to live off 4hrs of sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boy who only seems to live off 4hrs of sleep

Put him in the bin would you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body clock wakes me up (Mr) around 7am and If that fails our Beagle let’s me know he needs letting into the gardenn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually noisy fuckin housemates

Make just as much noise back Grumpy

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My kids. My youngest usually as he’s not quiet of voice and likes to tell me about his latest Lego build.

Or it’s that I need a wee.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I don't have an alarm, but just recently, I have been awake at about 7:30 irrespective of what time I went to bed.

It's very annoying, as it's only me here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning glory and the need to pee,then its Sophie choice!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My pussy!

He taps his paw on my face til I get up!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My boy who only seems to live off 4hrs of sleep

Put him in the bin would you! "

Gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my other half's work alarm.

and the bloody sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog wakes me up for a pee lol

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Sometimes the feeling of my wife working her mouth on my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes the feeling of my wife working her mouth on my cock"

Show off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Taking short seems to be a popular answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat wakes me up - she gives strident ear piercing little screams to get my attention and if I am still in bed reading Fab forum she will come to my bedside, stand up and tap my shoulder with her paw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wake for a pee xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee x coffee x and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungry cat wakes me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hungry cat wakes me up.

On that note.. I retrained her to wake up kids instead of me.

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By *jloversCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The kids lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I wake up myself. No later than 8 but usually around 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attempting to roll over with an errection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning glory always gets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her... Snoring...

1.30AM

1.45AM

2.10AM

3.05AM.....

You get the picture....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her... Snoring...

1.30AM

1.45AM

2.10AM

3.05AM.....

You get the picture....

I sympathise - I was married to an extreme snorer- many years after I left he apologised as he had spent the weekend at a friends and they had kept him awake snoring from the other end of the house all night. He always said I was exaggerating or making it up. Sleep deprivation is officially torture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noise of some kind.

Housemate, cat or outside are usual culprits.

If not, daylight through the curtains

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bladder usually wakes me up......

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