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My kitchen stinks of garlic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I may have put a few too many cloves of garlic in my dinner tonight!

Any hints on the best way to neutralise the smell?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Cut an onion in half and leave it with the inside showing and it will absorb the smell ... apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a son to a Mother who constantly cooks Indian food... Burn the kitchen down and rebuild. It's the only way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cut an onion in half and leave it with the inside showing and it will absorb the smell ... apparently "

Thanks. I will try it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Parsley will help with bad breathe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's my own fault for going "slightly " off piste with the recipe! Lol

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Put a dish of water with a cut up lemon in the oven on a low heat.

Or leave out bicarbonate of soda

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Parsley will help with bad breathe "

I am not worried about that this time. I am not going to be doing any kissing until I see my partner at the Weekend, & I am sure I will not be so garlicky that I can deter vampires from a hundred metres away by then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put a dish of water with a cut up lemon in the oven on a low heat.

Or leave out bicarbonate of soda "

I am trying the onion first.

If onion hack is not good. I will try this!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"As a son to a Mother who constantly cooks Indian food... Burn the kitchen down and rebuild. It's the only way "

Sensible advice

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

The trick is to create a smell more powerful than the garlic. Take a dump in each corner of the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno about the smell, but if it’s too hot I take off my cloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get rid of it.

The smell will attract beautiful french men and their french sticks

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Put your phone in a bucket of water for half an hour, not sure it will work but do please let me know if it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a son to a Mother who constantly cooks Indian food... Burn the kitchen down and rebuild. It's the only way

Sensible advice "

Of course, failing that then the yankee candles for Mother's Day and Birthdays always come in handy too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"As a son to a Mother who constantly cooks Indian food... Burn the kitchen down and rebuild. It's the only way

Sensible advice

Of course, failing that then the yankee candles for Mother's Day and Birthdays always come in handy too "

Excellent idea too. Get bread scented ones and you've got garlic bread. No need to thank me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't get rid of it.

The smell will attract beautiful french men and their french sticks"

Ooooh. Really oui OUI!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I dunno about the smell, but if it’s too hot I take off my cloves"

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids


"I think I may have put a few too many cloves of garlic in my dinner tonight!

Any hints on the best way to neutralise the smell?"

Stick a peg on your nose and leave the door open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a son to a Mother who constantly cooks Indian food... Burn the kitchen down and rebuild. It's the only way "

I love this

Her x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I think I may have put a few too many cloves of garlic in my dinner tonight!

Any hints on the best way to neutralise the smell?"

Scented candle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Put a dish of water with a cut up lemon in the oven on a low heat.

Or leave out bicarbonate of soda "

Snap. When I'm desperate I hard boil citrus

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just move home . Immediately

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Put a dish of water with a cut up lemon in the oven on a low heat.

Or leave out bicarbonate of soda

Snap. When I'm desperate I hard boil citrus "

Hard boil citrus?! Not a sentence I've read before

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Put a dish of water with a cut up lemon in the oven on a low heat.

Or leave out bicarbonate of soda

Snap. When I'm desperate I hard boil citrus

Hard boil citrus?! Not a sentence I've read before "

Stock pot, water, lemon cut in half, heat on full.

... I suppose out of context that sounds kind of kinky...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have made more than just a garlicky error in this recipe.

I did the old trick of salting aubergine to draw out the excess liquid & prevent the bitter taste, and well.... overdosed on the salt.

I thought rubbing it off of the aubergine slices before cooking would suffice, but they must have absorbed a huge amount of salt.

So unfortunately my meal has not only made my kitchen stink, but the meal is so salty even with the aubergine picked out, that I can't really enjoy it.

Lesson learnt.... listen to my partner and follow recipes to the letter.

If I hadn't salted the aubergine and doubled the garlic it would have been a lovely meal.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh dear OP! I hope you have a handy tin of soup ready for emergency consumption?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't worry... your kitchen will smell like a proper kitchen ... and you'll have good memories of the nice meal you made ..fry up some bacon tomorrow and enjoy the bacon smell

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

On the upside any local vampires will socially distance themselves from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it as it is, The Vampires are coming

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Lighting a match van neutralise the smell after someone has used the toilet (the flash of sulphur, not keeping the flame going) Not sure how well it works in a larger room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear OP! I hope you have a handy tin of soup ready for emergency consumption?!"

I ate just enough until I couldn't stand the high salt level any further then had a cheese sandwich! There is always a back up plan. It was just disappointing as I hate wasting food, plus it took me a while to prep and cook.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh dear OP! I hope you have a handy tin of soup ready for emergency consumption?!

I ate just enough until I couldn't stand the high salt level any further then had a cheese sandwich! There is always a back up plan. It was just disappointing as I hate wasting food, plus it took me a while to prep and cook.

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Yes, I'm similar when it comes to waste. Oh well, you know for next time...

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