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"When buying alcohol in a shop and the checkout assistant doesn't even flinch to ask my age even with a mask covering half my face I must still look old...grrr Her x" Snap, it's so depressing. Would it kill them to ask, just to humour me? | |||
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"For me it was having to explain to my students last week how I survived without the internet as a younger man! They couldn’t believe it and asked if it was because of the German bombs knocking out the WiFi " My new boss. He is the same age as my son. | |||
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"When buying alcohol in a shop and the checkout assistant doesn't even flinch to ask my age even with a mask covering half my face I must still look old...grrr Her x Snap, it's so depressing. Would it kill them to ask, just to humour me? " Are you old enough to be on this site? | |||
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"When buying alcohol in a shop and the checkout assistant doesn't even flinch to ask my age even with a mask covering half my face I must still look old...grrr Her x Snap, it's so depressing. Would it kill them to ask, just to humour me? Are you old enough to be on this site?" Awww thanks for asking why yes I am actually, but I look so wonderfully youthful I can forgive your question | |||
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"I just fuck old men. Then I always feel younger " Damn it that's why M puts up with me | |||
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"I just fuck old men. Then I always feel younger " Haha | |||
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"For me it was having to explain to my students last week how I survived without the internet as a younger man! They couldn’t believe it and asked if it was because of the German bombs knocking out the WiFi " German bombs, absolutely classic, I will have to remember that one | |||
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"Taking my time to pull my socks on without putting my back out. Lol" I put my shoulder out not so long ago from dancing and not overly strenuous dancing I may add | |||
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"The fact there are people on here born after the year 2000 " This Freya | |||
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"The fact there are people on here born after the year 2000 " +1 | |||
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"The fact I cannot sit or stand without making a noise" True story for many of us | |||
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"When buying alcohol in a shop and the checkout assistant doesn't even flinch to ask my age even with a mask covering half my face I must still look old...grrr Her x" You’re wearing it well from what I can see !! | |||
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"My reflection My wrinkles My hand wrinkles My comfy shoes, how the hell has it got to comfy shoes " Ha ha this did make me laugh a little! It sure your rocking hush puppies and increasing Sales for them | |||
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"For me it was having to explain to my students last week how I survived without the internet as a younger man! They couldn’t believe it and asked if it was because of the German bombs knocking out the WiFi " Having a favourite hob burner makes me feel old | |||
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"My reflection My wrinkles My hand wrinkles My comfy shoes, how the hell has it got to comfy shoes Ha ha this did make me laugh a little! It sure your rocking hush puppies and increasing Sales for them " Hey young whippersnapper, your not to big for a clip around the ear, be kind to the oldie's I think that I would rock some Hush puppies (shhhh don't tell anyone) | |||
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"I just fuck old men. Then I always feel younger " Ahem I’m 37 soon to be 38 just letting you know ! | |||
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"Having a 20 Year old son " No way !!! | |||
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"My reflection My wrinkles My hand wrinkles My comfy shoes, how the hell has it got to comfy shoes Ha ha this did make me laugh a little! It sure your rocking hush puppies and increasing Sales for them Hey young whippersnapper, your not to big for a clip around the ear, be kind to the oldie's I think that I would rock some Hush puppies (shhhh don't tell anyone) " Sorry didn’t mean to expose you like that! Will keep it on the down low from now on! | |||
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"When you offer to help someone to wank, and you keep having to swap hands because your arms are starting to hurt doing it but its rude to stop halfway through. Never used to happen...." this made me chortle | |||
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"For me it was having to explain to my students last week how I survived without the internet as a younger man! They couldn’t believe it and asked if it was because of the German bombs knocking out the WiFi " Lmfao that's brilliant | |||
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"Having a 20 Year old son No way !!! " And an 18 year old, I have greys to prove it | |||
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"For me it was having to explain to my students last week how I survived without the internet as a younger man! They couldn’t believe it and asked if it was because of the German bombs knocking out the WiFi Lmfao that's brilliant " It was but also horrifying at the same time to know that’s how I am viewed lol | |||
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"I've got a 25 Yr old daughter and 2 grandkids! Happily walking straight into my midlife crisis and embracing the bitch tightly " Look like you’re strolling nicely to me | |||
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"Having a 20 Year old son No way !!! And an 18 year old, I have greys to prove it " Maybe there’s hope for me yet then! | |||
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"My youngest turning 20 in a few weeks I just don’t know where the times gone!! " | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x " Is it bad that I already had mine ? | |||
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"My youngest turning 20 in a few weeks I just don’t know where the times gone!! " Another one here who looks like she’s the female Benjamin button! You’d never tell | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x Is it bad that I already had mine ? " Hahaha x I would have had mine but I had to wash and iron my doilies | |||
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"I've said it before and I'm saying it again..the mirror. I really should just cover them all up " Cannot agree with this comment ! you look amazing | |||
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"Sitting on the sofa with a blanket over my lap. " Depends what’s going on under it I guess ha ha | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x Is it bad that I already had mine ? Hahaha x I would have had mine but I had to wash and iron my doilies " Ahhhhhh that explains it! Reminds me also I really do need to watch the vhs box set of antiques roadshow | |||
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"I've said it before and I'm saying it again..the mirror. I really should just cover them all up Cannot agree with this comment ! you look amazing " That's kind of you..thanks | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x Is it bad that I already had mine ? Hahaha x I would have had mine but I had to wash and iron my doilies Ahhhhhh that explains it! Reminds me also I really do need to watch the vhs box set of antiques roadshow " Haha is it not still on beta max??? | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x Is it bad that I already had mine ? Hahaha x I would have had mine but I had to wash and iron my doilies Ahhhhhh that explains it! Reminds me also I really do need to watch the vhs box set of antiques roadshow Haha is it not still on beta max??? " No I’m way posher than that! I have a remote for the player! Granted it’s attached by wire but who cares! Now where did I put my werthers originals ! | |||
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"Explaining to nephews that I used to load computer programs from cassette tape." Wait til you have to explain why the "save" button in a Word doc looks the way it does | |||
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"When buying alcohol in a shop and the checkout assistant doesn't even flinch to ask my age even with a mask covering half my face I must still look old...grrr Her x Snap, it's so depressing. Would it kill them to ask, just to humour me? " I often mutter such words from behind my mask... which clearly ages me Her x | |||
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"Today in the supermarket a young lad who works there tried to shove a loaf on me ..... when I looked at him odd, he said ..... Oh sorry its not you and walked down the aisle to the woman waiting for the loaf.... She was pushing a bloody 4 wheeled shopper and was about 80! tnuC" That's the first time I've properly laughed since Sunday | |||
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"Today in the supermarket a young lad who works there tried to shove a loaf on me ..... when I looked at him odd, he said ..... Oh sorry its not you and walked down the aisle to the woman waiting for the loaf.... She was pushing a bloody 4 wheeled shopper and was about 80! tnuC That's the first time I've properly laughed since Sunday " Shurrup Peach .... I had a black wooly hat on and a black cycling mask with valves in ...... I looked like Darth Vader........ Not Battenberg Betty ! | |||
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"Today in the supermarket a young lad who works there tried to shove a loaf on me ..... when I looked at him odd, he said ..... Oh sorry its not you and walked down the aisle to the woman waiting for the loaf.... She was pushing a bloody 4 wheeled shopper and was about 80! tnuC That's the first time I've properly laughed since Sunday " I confess that I also burst out laughing . From my wheelchair | |||
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"Today in the supermarket a young lad who works there tried to shove a loaf on me ..... when I looked at him odd, he said ..... Oh sorry its not you and walked down the aisle to the woman waiting for the loaf.... She was pushing a bloody 4 wheeled shopper and was about 80! tnuC That's the first time I've properly laughed since Sunday Shurrup Peach .... I had a black wooly hat on and a black cycling mask with valves in ...... I looked like Darth Vader........ Not Battenberg Betty !" https://youtu.be/atuEnPwEEuI | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x Is it bad that I already had mine ? Hahaha x I would have had mine but I had to wash and iron my doilies Ahhhhhh that explains it! Reminds me also I really do need to watch the vhs box set of antiques roadshow Haha is it not still on beta max??? No I’m way posher than that! I have a remote for the player! Granted it’s attached by wire but who cares! Now where did I put my werthers originals ! " Lmao x x wow that's a bit modern isn't it lmao but I'm told it's what the kids are saying these days hahaha x I'm on mint humbugs at the moment... | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x Is it bad that I already had mine ? Hahaha x I would have had mine but I had to wash and iron my doilies Ahhhhhh that explains it! Reminds me also I really do need to watch the vhs box set of antiques roadshow Haha is it not still on beta max??? No I’m way posher than that! I have a remote for the player! Granted it’s attached by wire but who cares! Now where did I put my werthers originals ! Lmao x x wow that's a bit modern isn't it lmao but I'm told it's what the kids are saying these days hahaha x I'm on mint humbugs at the moment... " Got a bag of mint imperials I’m saving for the next time I’m allowed to meet! Fresh and mentholly ! Yum | |||
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"When you can’t mail someone on fab because you out of their age range " My age range is open | |||
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"I just fuck old men. Then I always feel younger " Not really that old..when uour profile says preferred age 41-46...Now I feel old.. !!!! Thx | |||
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"Explaining to my kid who the spice girls were... or take that.... or backstreet boys.... to name a few.... or tamagotchi... dial up.... old brick like phones...." Wow tamagotchi! I forgot about those | |||
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"The fact I cannot sit or stand without making a noise" - this makes me feel ancient because I can't help doing it! | |||
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"This thread has me chuckling whilst I sip my horlicks and zip up my slippers hahahah x Is it bad that I already had mine ? Hahaha x I would have had mine but I had to wash and iron my doilies Ahhhhhh that explains it! Reminds me also I really do need to watch the vhs box set of antiques roadshow Haha is it not still on beta max??? No I’m way posher than that! I have a remote for the player! Granted it’s attached by wire but who cares! Now where did I put my werthers originals ! Lmao x x wow that's a bit modern isn't it lmao but I'm told it's what the kids are saying these days hahaha x I'm on mint humbugs at the moment... Got a bag of mint imperials I’m saving for the next time I’m allowed to meet! Fresh and mentholly ! Yum " I was gonna go mint imperials but while I have a few teeth left thought I'd enjoy a chewy humbug haha x | |||
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"I just fuck old men. Then I always feel younger " On that basis I can help you live forever!.. | |||
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"Tv folk that I grew up watching, dying. Also Tina Turner is 81! I remember watching her in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. And Madonna is 62! " This one, hearing idols from youth have died | |||
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"The fact that songs like Soft Cells “Tainted love” and Shakin Stevens “This Ole House” will be 40 years old this year. At the time they were released, 40 years ago was 1941! So now is the same to 1981 as 1981 wax to 1941 (if that makes sense! )" I get that. Talking to my teenagers and they think 1960s music is from the Ark! I just see it as 20yrs behind me | |||
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"Watching the first men in black don’t think that’s to far behind " Only about 20 years but whose counting | |||
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