FabSwingers.com forum: Smurfism

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think I may be turning into a Smurf.

My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out.

Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Yeah, cheap jeans!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe you are turning into a princess. Doesn't royalty have blue blood ?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

This is a very rare condition called denimism and normally caused by washing new jeans and then wearing them before going to bed. You will find that Father Abraham's little blue friends are not to blame

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night"

So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah, cheap jeans!"

Jeans make Smurfs?

I don't wear jeans.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe you are turning into a princess. Doesn't royalty have blue blood ?"

I've always been a queen.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I don't wear jeans.

A similarly overdyed fabric, then.

Or shampoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night

So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?

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yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This is a very rare condition called denimism and normally caused by washing new jeans and then wearing them before going to bed. You will find that Father Abraham's little blue friends are not to blame

I'm in full denial on deninism.

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

Near you

When I was a young teenager my mum bought me new blue bedsheets. I looked seriously ill for a week!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why are you turning blue? Shall we call you Violet from now on?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't wear jeans.

A similarly overdyed fabric, then.

Or shampoo. "

My pillow cases have been unaffected. I'm not wearing anything new, I haven't really bought anything in a year. I will be buying new cotton fitted sheets when the shops open next week.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night

So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?

yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock "

I like hammocks. Apart from getting in and out of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a fancy dress party where there were 7 smurfettes ... I had stimulating dreams for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night

So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?

yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock

I like hammocks. Apart from getting in and out of them.

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fallling face first is the right way

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Must be a blue blood then!Check your pedigree and see if there's any Windsors in your blood line

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Very odd. My jeans actually made me ill. The dye got into my hands (blue) and my legs (blue) and I felt really, er, *off colour* until I worked out what it was, and binned them!

Good luck sorting it out. I guess moisturiser or fabric treatment are the only other possibilities.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When I was a young teenager my mum bought me new blue bedsheets. I looked seriously ill for a week!

Your sheets turned you blue?

Actually, I could probably live with that better than my sheets turning blue.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I was at a fancy dress party where there were 7 smurfettes ... I had stimulating dreams for a week

Da-Ba-Dee-da-Ba-dah!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why are you turning blue? Shall we call you Violet from now on? "

I can't see that I am turning blue but I appear to be staining things blue. It's very peculiar, any annoying.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was at a fancy dress party where there were 7 smurfettes ... I had stimulating dreams for a week

Were your dreams as blue as the Smurfettes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls go blue

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Must be a blue blood then!Check your pedigree and see if there's any Windsors in your blood line

I'm fairly certain I've never had any Windsor in me, although there was that chap who wore his tie in a Windsor knot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop chewing the end of your biro.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Very odd. My jeans actually made me ill. The dye got into my hands (blue) and my legs (blue) and I felt really, er, *off colour* until I worked out what it was, and binned them!

Good luck sorting it out. I guess moisturiser or fabric treatment are the only other possibilities. "

I did wonder if it might be my moisturiser but why now and not in all the years before?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I don't mind a blue tongue

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Stop chewing the end of your biro."

That's a terribly habit.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't mind a blue tongue

Licking me or the sheets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.

My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out.

Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?

There is a condition that has something to do with your body oil and sweat glands that can cause your skin to dye your clothes or bedding whilst you sleep.

Can't remember what its called but I'd see the doctor if you can.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.

My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out.

Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?

There is a condition that has something to do with your body oil and sweat glands that can cause your skin to dye your clothes or bedding whilst you sleep.

Can't remember what its called but I'd see the doctor if you can. "

Thanks. I'll see what I can find out. My body hasn't been behaving well for a little while.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Stop chewing the end of your biro."

My mate’s dog ate a black marker pen, then wrote its name on his lawn the next morning.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo smurfette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was at a fancy dress party where there were 7 smurfettes ... I had stimulating dreams for a week

Were your dreams as blue as the Smurfettes?

Very much so. It was quite nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night

So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?

yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock

I like hammocks. Apart from getting in and out of them.

fallling face first is the right way"

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.

My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out.

Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?

It's called chromhidrosis

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.

My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out.

Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?

Having you been eating all the blue skittles again ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.

Smurfs are asexual. Will you leave Fab ?

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