FabSwingers.com forum: Most annoying message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out of all the annoying messages I've received the 1 that makes me reach for the block button is

How's u

What's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw you at Tesco the other day !

As if ! I am an Aldi type of guy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something idiotic like "likey likey". And similar, effortless

messages.

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By *oxy lady40Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

Can I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not supposed to share pm’s

But yes, small 2 word messages suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy pics"

Appreciated, but I'm more than my chiselled, handsome physique thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are you dressed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'hey baby fancy a fuck?'

firstly... im not your baby

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Has anyone ever told you - you're fat?"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Or the classic one

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x

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By *xxsomonMan
over a year ago

rugeley

Give me your wifes number and I’ll test her out for you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or the classic one

Hey"

That is one of the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey wanna fk now and a close up undesirable Cock-Shot

1st msg

I'm a Professional

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x"

All the time like we sit waiting lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your wife want to be fucked by a real man?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Or the classic one

Hey

That is one of the worst "

I know xxx the art of conversation xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Or you free to suck me

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x

All the time like we sit waiting lol xx

Lol yip that’s what they expect but don’t get ha ha lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x

All the time like we sit waiting lol xx

Lol yip that’s what they expect but don’t get ha ha lol "

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

``Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare``

^^^^^^^^

Unreal the amount that send similar msgs. ``I'm passing your way in the morning...I can meet you``

Some behave like I should feel totally privileged that they want to meet me

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By *xxsomonMan
over a year ago

rugeley

"Does your wife want to be fucked by a real man? "

Get this too,and she needs a big cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like I'm not the only one that gets annoyed then

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

I had an odd one today. Its song lyrics. The whole song. No hello no conversation or anything. I dont recognise the song either.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Can I pay you for X/Y/Z I ain’t fucking Julia Robert’s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can I ask u something” Grrrr just say it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare

Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

``Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare``

^^^^^^^^

Unreal the amount that send similar msgs. ``I'm passing your way in the morning...I can meet you``

Some behave like I should feel totally privileged that they want to meet me

Yes it really is unreal the amount off similar messages for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get you pregnant?

I've had a couple ask it too.

Only they said we instead of I.... Not sure how that would have worked

Last time I checked this wasn't a sperm donor site.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

How much to fuck your Mrs

I’d love to make you cum

Makes me miss the “hi” and “how’s you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish someone would annoy me once every now and then :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get SO many messages about PPI but that seems to have changed to Bitcoin now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally had just a full stop in messages a fair few times wtf

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I get you pregnant?

I've had a couple ask it too.

Only they said we instead of I.... Not sure how that would have worked

Last time I checked this wasn't a sperm donor site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

``€500, take it or leave it``

Yup an hr

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"``€500, take it or leave it``

Yup an hr"

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

U accommodate?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Wuu2

Wuin2

You free now?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Telling me I'm going to be trained to suck and deepthroat a huge cock.

Erm...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wuu2

Wuin2

You free now? "

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Anything over 2 paragraphs.

Who’s got time to read that shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had an odd one today. Its song lyrics. The whole song. No hello no conversation or anything. I dont recognise the song either.

If your going to send song lyrics at least send Hello

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Will u sit on my face x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

How u doing?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How u doing?"

Ok hun how are you x

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By *un couple 2Couple
over a year ago

Tynemouth.

I hate it when people ask what your looking for.

Is that not what the profile is there for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that’s why I’m not getting anywhere

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Something one of my partners from a different site Whatsapp's me that bugs me is How's your pussy?

How am I supposed to respond to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something one of my partners from a different site Whatsapp's me that bugs me is How's your pussy?

How am I supposed to respond to that?"

Do you have a cat?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Any mention of older woman/mature/cougar in the first line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something one of my partners from a different site Whatsapp's me that bugs me is How's your pussy?

How am I supposed to respond to that?"

Was probably hoping for one of the following responses.....

Empty.

Wet and in need of cock.

Need I go on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something one of my partners from a different site Whatsapp's me that bugs me is How's your pussy?

How am I supposed to respond to that?

Do you have a cat?

Someone asked me if I've got a dog

Is it m/f and how big

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By *hesexpistolsCouple
over a year ago

Kent

From “couples”... “male half working in your area if you’re interested?”...

From single guys after hearing we’re not interested in single guys... “aaah, but I have a sexy play partner I can bring along”... it’s traumatising enough not knowing what you’re going to get from Secret Santa, imagine the surprise finding (a possibly imaginary) Susan Boyle in your bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey I can see your profile says straight but if I stretch open my ass hole would you spit in it” accompanied with a photo of said ass hole stretched open and before the comedians step in no I didn’t lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"“Hey I can see your profile says straight but if I stretch open my ass hole would you spit in it” accompanied with a photo of said ass hole stretched open and before the comedians step in no I didn’t lol

Did you meet him

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By *hesexpistolsCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Would have been worse if the comedian would have stepped out of said arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reply I recently received was just THX I'm guessing it was supposed to mean thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one says....

Sorry you can't message this user they blocked everyone of your (insert criteria here)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one says....

Sorry you can't message this user they blocked everyone of your (insert criteria here) "

Especially when you've received a wink off them

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mines out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy not being straight for this once in a lifetime willy.

No thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could i ask if you have some spare milk or could i borrow a cig i mean come on who borrows cigs ffs

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