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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it's important that we come out of lockdown experiencing as little stress as possible.

No one will do this for us so we need to do this for ourselves.

I have JUST invented The F.A.T.S.O or Fuck All The Studies on Obesity.

F.A.T.S.O is a weighing scale with a difference...... F.A.T.S.O starts reading your weight at -2 ! That's right! -2!

So if you've been a lazy , doughnut guzzling bastard and had a wake up call as Boris re-opened the country.

Worry not....... just send £49.99. That's right ! Less that £50. to Granny@ F.A.T.S.O instant weight loss scales.

Lie to yourself with confidence !

Special -3stone starter scales only £10.00 extra.

Don't delay. Order today. Granny wants a holiday.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

8 minutes and no orders.

Hurry up !

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Put me down for 3 and a free F.A.T.S.O baseball cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need free stickers included in the deal. Each time I lie to my self confidence I want a sticker for it.

Or a reward chart. That might swing it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Put me down for 3 and a free F.A.T.S.O baseball cap"

Best think you've ever bought sir ! Caps come in Green or Green which colour would you like ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I need free stickers included in the deal. Each time I lie to my self confidence I want a sticker for it.

Or a reward chart. That might swing it. "

We do both. Reward stickers come free of charge with a matching reward chart..... There are two identical pictures on the chart that show how you will look BEFORE you start using the scales and how you look immediately AFTER using the scales.

Happy Weighing!!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Do you do ones with + 3?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Do you do ones with + 3? "

You have come to the right place D.D.

+3 scales are presently under production but fear not we can send a fully trained scale engineer to adjust the set you already have at home for the very low cost of £29.99 + £49.99 anywhere travel charge + £40.00 per hour labour charge for the first hour + £40 per part hour after the first. WE also offer a yearly check up and emergency call out for just £20 per month or £200 per year. That's a £40 per year discount. A saving of £40.00.

Before we call ...... you do have one of those little dially things on your scale don't you sir ?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Do you do ones with + 3?

You have come to the right place D.D.

+3 scales are presently under production but fear not we can send a fully trained scale engineer to adjust the set you already have at home for the very low cost of £29.99 + £49.99 anywhere travel charge + £40.00 per hour labour charge for the first hour + £40 per part hour after the first. WE also offer a yearly check up and emergency call out for just £20 per month or £200 per year. That's a £40 per year discount. A saving of £40.00.

Before we call ...... you do have one of those little dially things on your scale don't you sir ?"

I don’t own any scales as I had one of those digital ones and it just came up with “ERR” when I stepped on it. Could you please provide me with scales as well (do you have leopard print design ones?)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's your lucky day. The leopard ones have gold trim and are in for delivery today ! @ just £99.99 or we can deliver tomorrow @ just £98.99.... a saving of 100 yes 100 .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What are the rest of you inventing ???

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m not sure I should sign up for the F A T S O

Last time you had a product I sent off £499 for your ‘How To Stop Being Gullible’ book and it still hasn’t arrived yet

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"It's your lucky day. The leopard ones have gold trim and are in for delivery today ! @ just £99.99 or we can deliver tomorrow @ just £98.99.... a saving of 100 yes 100 ..... "

Sign me up!

My address is:

Behind the little door you see in the bottom of lamp posts,

Lamp Post outside number 6

Cream Tea Avenue

Turnip Town

Devon

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have post lockdown intentions;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have post lockdown intentions;-)"

Not Helpful ones.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I only have post lockdown intentions;-)"

About 70 miles north??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"I’m not sure I should sign up for the F A T S O

Last time you had a product I sent off £499 for your ‘How To Stop Being Gullible’ book and it still hasn’t arrived yet "

Please send a further £80 along with passport to guarantee its' arrival

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