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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So your profile age says one number, your profile bio says youre another age but when you message you admit to being another age!!!

One person 3 ages! What le fook?

Which bit is the truth? Which bit is the lie?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How much does it matter?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

None of it. You can't believe a liar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None of it. You can't believe a liar. "

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much does it matter?"

It matters if you have set age filters and people change ages to get around that.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Welcome to fab

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"None of it. You can't believe a liar.

Thank you! "

Its a pet peeve of mine too. Consider it a lucky escape. If someone won't respect boundaries at the start, it doesn't bode well.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"So your profile age says one number, your profile bio says youre another age but when you message you admit to being another age!!!

One person 3 ages! What le fook?

Which bit is the truth? Which bit is the lie?

"

Ahhh I get ya xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of it. You can't believe a liar.

Thank you!

Its a pet peeve of mine too. Consider it a lucky escape. If someone won't respect boundaries at the start, it doesn't bode well."

Ditto!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

There are quite a few 49 year old peterpans on here

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"How much does it matter?

Typical comment from you. Never seen you say anything positive "

What a rude comment to make to someone.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Always baffles me that someone can't put their dob in correctly

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Always baffles me that someone can't put their dob in correctly "

Some people are still getting used to them, think I just about remember mine now and it's only took 33 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to social media life... surprised it’s taken you this long to realise people can be whoever or whatever they want to be

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Welcome to social media life... surprised it’s taken you this long to realise people can be whoever or whatever they want to be"

Not very good at it if they've got all 3 on the same profile though are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd view that as "not for me" not thread starters!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I am very simply the age on my profile - solves everything!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to social media life... surprised it’s taken you this long to realise people can be whoever or whatever they want to be

Not very good at it if they've got all 3 on the same profile though are they "

Seen the film ‘split’??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It puts me off a profile when I see that, everyone knows their age. My guess is they are trying to loop hole through age restrictions

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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We know people fib about their age. It happens so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be an instant no for me, someone being a liar from the outset.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I am very simply the age on my profile - solves everything!! "

Exactly. Starting off with catfishing is a horrible way to begin. Luckily this person is horrible at it. Lucky escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you did well to spot the lie.

I'm not sure I would have.

At times I feel empathy for the people who feel desperate enough to get a message through that they would resort to this.

But I'm probably giving them too much credit. It's a form of disrespect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We know people fib about their age. It happens so much "

The woman who popped our non monogamy cherry lied about her age on her profile but told us the truth straight away. So I'm not sure why she bothered lying in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be an instant no for me, someone being a liar from the outset. "

Me, too. One of the most common reasons for me to use the block button.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Why lie about your age in the first place

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Fab is the Argos catalogue of life, one peruses the pictures and questions how they have lived so long without that thing in their life, the dreams build and we make lists, stunned by the inviting images of things we must have.

Then we metaphorically fill out some numbers and get sent to some random counter, where we pay with our soul for that most longed for thing.

We are given a “promise ticket” and get told to wait near the counter where some poor unfortunate dishes out our dreams, you look around at all the other hungry “dreamers” and know that soon you will be sated.....

....then your number is called and a rather battered looking, non-descript, plain old cardboard box lurches down the conveyer and is slammed down on the counter in front of you. You can’t see your dream but can hear it whispering from within its mamilla coloured packaging, promises, oh such promises, you ignore the portent it’s packaging brings....

.... you clutch your dream to your chest as you run home, promise so close to be fulfilled, on getting home, you tear at the packaging and release your dream and Lo! You spend the next 3hrs comparing it to the picture in the catalogue and scratching your head....

Metaphorically speaking, of course...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I usually ask to check, and then tell them I don't like liars.

They're doing it to get what they want with no respect for my boundaries.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

If they've lied about their age, it would go no further as I wouldn't trust anything else they say.

Like the bloke who messaged me, under 30, so I say thanks but too young for me, suddenly he's 31 but can't change it, yeah right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab is the Argos catalogue of life, one peruses the pictures and questions how they have lived so long without that thing in their life, the dreams build and we make lists, stunned by the inviting images of things we must have.

Then we metaphorically fill out some numbers and get sent to some random counter, where we pay with our soul for that most longed for thing.

We are given a “promise ticket” and get told to wait near the counter where some poor unfortunate dishes out our dreams, you look around at all the other hungry “dreamers” and know that soon you will be sated.....

....then your number is called and a rather battered looking, non-descript, plain old cardboard box lurches down the conveyer and is slammed down on the counter in front of you. You can’t see your dream but can hear it whispering from within its mamilla coloured packaging, promises, oh such promises, you ignore the portent it’s packaging brings....

.... you clutch your dream to your chest as you run home, promise so close to be fulfilled, on getting home, you tear at the packaging and release your dream and Lo! You spend the next 3hrs comparing it to the picture in the catalogue and scratching your head....

Metaphorically speaking, of course..."

Bored by any chance?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Physical

Mental

Actual

For example, I'm physically 60, mentally 12 and actually 25

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

I'm definitely 42, soon to be 43. But I don't really think too much about age. For me it's all about the people and how well I get on with them.

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By *nique_GymMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ha ha vanity perhaps is one reason, bypassing age filters no doubt another.

I think if you keep yourself well presented, attend socials (obviously not at the moment) then the age may become irrelevant because people may like your company and overlook the age filters they may have.

I mean come on if Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Idris Elber and George Clooney were on here, they wouldn’t get around age filters. However if they turned up at your local Fab social how many ladies would say ‘sorry lads only meet under 45’s’ lol

Only my humble opinion so no slight intended, peace and love

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I had someone message me who was too young for me to be comfortable. I said so, only for him to respond that he was actually 10 years older but he'd created a new account with a fake age just to get round someone's filters.

I laughed, he laughed, I blocked, we both laughed some more, I set up age filters. It was a wild ride.

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