FabSwingers.com forum: Compliment me!

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Come on, I’m not beating about the bush here and trying to be subtle to hide some weakness, lack of confidence or neediness… like saying ‘oh if I was an animal at the zoo I’d be the one with mange that no one wanted to touch” and then refreshing the page every 30 seconds to see if someone has told me I’m being silly as I am lovely really or any of that other sly attention seeking bollox.

Compliment me!

Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.

So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.

Compliment me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Come on, I’m not beating about the bush here and trying to be subtle to hide some weakness, lack of confidence or neediness… like saying ‘oh if I was an animal at the zoo I’d be the one with mange that no one wanted to touch” and then refreshing the page every 30 seconds to see if someone has told me I’m being silly as I am lovely really or any of that other sly attention seeking bollox.

Compliment me!

Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.

So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.

Compliment me!

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your ok i guess

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You would be better if you wasnt so self depreciating

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would doggy you over the end of the couch....

facing the telly tho, don't want to miss the games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice nails.....Im glad im not on the receiving end of them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your modesty is soooo attractive....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ermm...you have nice shoes?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I like your modesty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can do amazing things with polo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought u were banned from the forums as u hadnt been online for a couple of weeks.I asked a friend, but then I seen u were online.Ur missed sometimes in ur posts and responses.U have a sharp wit,funny dark humour.Might give a good BJ.Well done u. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice nail varnish.

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

thinking mans crumpet . a bit like david dimblebys bit on the side .

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I guess you have probably got a nice minty hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice nail varnish.

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and giving the V sign .. is that peace and love .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a fat old saggy bitch, and if I wasn't gay I'd think you had a nice personality!

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Judging by some of your lingerie, you have great craft skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

them toes and that dress eeewwwwww.

a pit of rattlesnakes is more inviting than you.

lets be honest,youve got a few more handles these days and your not a spring chicken anymore.

all i can suggest is a cattle prod and that your defeathered asap and put out of your misery.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Five star seller. Quick and easy transaction. Package arrived safely as promised. Will definitely use again.

Oh, sorry... wrong site.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"them toes and that dress eeewwwwww.

a pit of rattlesnakes is more inviting than you.

lets be honest,youve got a few more handles these days and your not a spring chicken anymore.

all i can suggest is a cattle prod and that your defeathered asap and put out of your misery.

You are meant to be complimenting me, not talking about your mother....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha that made me laugh!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

nice arse for an old bird

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What is it they say about men not being able to read instructions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliment me!

Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.

So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.

Compliment me!

With a mind like yours you must have worked out how to suck cock like a fookin expert, so I'll say you are probably the best cocksucker I've never had my cocked sucked by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a nice name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You scare me - In a good way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You come across very Dom at times here. Some woman cant pull that off ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definately fabs greatest lyricist!!

Would love to see you performing your 'cover versions' at kareoke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous, divine, superb they don't look over 21

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.

Harsh but true.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.

Harsh but true."

I think you posted in the wrong thread dear.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Witty, scathing and always minty fresh in your delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you, I enjoy your posts and I may not always agree but its always interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)"

Not quite... would you like some nice new shoes? is a better way of putting it.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)"

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.

Harsh but true.

I think you posted in the wrong thread dear."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hands cast a shadow of sheer beauty that evoke illicit desires in any mortal man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ummmm nope, can't think of any compliments to send you lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Razor sharp wit, and clever too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharp

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"ummmm nope, can't think of any compliments to send you lol"

Then quit butting in on my attention seeking and start your own feckin' thread......

........ feckin' wannabes!

Carry on folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.

Harsh but true."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.

Harsh but true."

haha this made me giggle, too true

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in."

but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would ! "

meets a bit on the quiet side at the mo?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.

but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!

At your age dear I am not surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'"

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.

but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!

At your age dear I am not surprised."

compliments here, I don't need to attention seek creating threads lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.

but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!

At your age dear I am not surprised."

and why have you got a problem with my age when I don't?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?"

It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.

but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!

At your age dear I am not surprised.

compliments here, I don't need to attention seek creating threads lol "

Good for you.... now move along, this isn't a bus stop.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments

Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.

but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!

At your age dear I am not surprised.

compliments here, I don't need to attention seek creating threads lol

Good for you.... now move along, this isn't a bus stop."
Bugger i was waiting for the number 666

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?

It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?"

i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?

It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?

i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x"

I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...

...hang on...I'm trying to think of something...erm

...your fingers don't look bad 'spose...you've got some fancy pants and some Polo's in some funny places...erm

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and erm...

...yep! That'll do for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?

It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?

i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x

I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal."

biscuit?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Erm...

...hang on...I'm trying to think of something...erm

...your fingers don't look bad 'spose...you've got some fancy pants and some Polo's in some funny places...erm

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and erm...

...yep! That'll do for now

I have a tear in my eye... that's the nicest thing you have ever said... ever.

In fact in terms of your usual comments it sounds good enough to be our wedding vows.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?

It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?

i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x

I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal.

biscuit?"

You're pushing it now.... but I could see if the corner shop has any sort dated ones marked down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...

...hang on...I'm trying to think of something...erm

...your fingers don't look bad 'spose...you've got some fancy pants and some Polo's in some funny places...erm

...

and erm...

...yep! That'll do for now

I have a tear in my eye... that's the nicest thing you have ever said... ever.

In fact in terms of your usual comments it sounds good enough to be our wedding vows."

Can I hang out the back of ya first just to see if you're any good before we get wed?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can I hang out the back of ya first just to see if you're any good before we get wed?"

Like an engagement rim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hang out the back of ya first just to see if you're any good before we get wed?

Like an engagement rim."

That'll do for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?

It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?

i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x

I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal.

biscuit?

You're pushing it now.... but I could see if the corner shop has any sort dated ones marked down."

if you cpould spare just a few crumbs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny and witty, and always look forward to your posts xx

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You'll never get splinters in your arse fence sitting. I think you've a sharp, caustic wit and enviable restraint...I salute you!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)

Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'

was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?

It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?

i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x

I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal.

biscuit?

You're pushing it now.... but I could see if the corner shop has any sort dated ones marked down.

if you cpould spare just a few crumbs?

Crumbs, bums, cums, chums.... I'll share them all.... just don't touch my crunchie!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Neville Cardus the doyen of Cricket writers wrote, with delightful understatement, that C B Fry the Edwardian sporting polymath, was 'a man not overburdened by modesty'

Bless you Polo for your total contempt of the modern trend for the self effacing, and humble. Do you ever hear the term 'superiority complex' any more?

You are the C B Fry of fabs forum, long may you continue to pen those self opinionated, myopic, jewels of self belief, it's so refreshing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the Polo bra.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

artistic but fkin scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utterly and Majestically Random... Xxx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Neville Cardus the doyen of Cricket writers wrote, with delightful understatement, that C B Fry the Edwardian sporting polymath, was 'a man not overburdened by modesty'

Bless you Polo for your total contempt of the modern trend for the self effacing, and humble. Do you ever hear the term 'superiority complex' any more?

You are the C B Fry of fabs forum, long may you continue to pen those self opinionated, myopic, jewels of self belief, it's so refreshing!!

Sometimes the reality of being an awesome genius and a living legend can be a burden, but you’ll need to take my word for that. If I have somehow made you feel inadequate when expressing my thoughts on this forum, there is just one thing I would like to say………… I’m sorry, I almost gave a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes the reality of being an awesome genius and a living legend can be a burden, but you’ll need to take my word for that. If I have somehow made you feel inadequate when expressing my thoughts on this forum, there is just one thing I would like to say………… I’m sorry, I almost gave a fuck!"

If forumitis was an Olympic sport you'd win Gold in every event... but you'd have to have your semen tested afterwards y'know.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I’m sorry, I almost gave a fuck!"

LOL never has a userpic been more appropriate.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

lovin your mustache polo mmmmmmm.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If forumitis was an Olympic sport you'd win Gold in every event... but you'd have to have your semen tested afterwards y'know.

Let me guess... you know where I can get some dope free jizz.... but you don't have any plastic cups so I need to use my mouth.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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"lovin your mustache polo mmmmmmm.

I keep it just for you.... I know you are fond of its tickle as I teabag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If forumitis was an Olympic sport you'd win Gold in every event... but you'd have to have your semen tested afterwards y'know.

Let me guess... you know where I can get some dope free jizz.... but you don't have any plastic cups so I need to use my mouth."

Plastic has known issues on the quality of semen samples. If you want to retain your crown and avoid disqualification you must provide semen samples in the normal way. Now pop ya togs on the stool and bend over ya dirty little mix. (that's a compliment btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GRRRR... edit... Minx!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u was conspicuous by your recent absence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like u don't sweat much for a fat lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u was conspicuous by your recent absence

She was busy working the crowds outside the Olympic village.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"GRRRR... edit... Minx!

Can't you just pull the togs to the side and flick them back again when you're done?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"lovin your mustache polo mmmmmmm.

I keep it just for you.... I know you are fond of its tickle as I teabag."

it's so good,it's affecting my winkle as i type.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You look like u don't sweat much for a fat lass."

And from that I guess you don't think much for an average one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GRRRR... edit... Minx!

Can't you just pull the togs to the side and flick them back again when you're done?"

No, you have extra long piss flaps and they'll get all tangled up in ya nylons and suffocate my gonads causing them to shrink, turn black and eventually fall off. Just take ya feckin kecks off ya lazy cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliment me!

Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.

So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.

Compliment me!

After looking at your pictures you have a little hole! Sorry best I can do not good at the complement stuff

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I think you should consider becoming a model Polo....it's all the rage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should consider becoming a model Polo....it's all the rage."

Sign me up for mankini modelling

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over a year ago

" After looking at your pictures you have a little hole! Sorry best I can do not good at the complement stuff

But it gets bigger if ya keep lickin it...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"lovin your mustache polo mmmmmmm.

I keep it just for you.... I know you are fond of its tickle as I teabag.

it's so good,it's affecting my winkle as i type.

oops sorry,i was sitting on the hair brush.

ps lovin the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliment me!

Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.

So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.

Compliment me!

"
Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh "

All the better for punching the stupid out of people.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"Neville Cardus the doyen of Cricket writers wrote, with delightful understatement, that C B Fry the Edwardian sporting polymath, was 'a man not overburdened by modesty'

Bless you Polo for your total contempt of the modern trend for the self effacing, and humble. Do you ever hear the term 'superiority complex' any more?

You are the C B Fry of fabs forum, long may you continue to pen those self opinionated, myopic, jewels of self belief, it's so refreshing!!

Au contraire ..inadequate corpulently certainly..but hardly the response my glowing compliment deserved. Will try harder next time..promise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh

All the better for punching the stupid out of people."
Lol

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I thought it was a rabbit with 2 big ears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh

All the better for punching the stupid out of people."

Do you do naked grappling too? Often wondered what it would be like to be pinned down and forced to have my cock sucked.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh

All the better for punching the stupid out of people.

Do you do naked grappling too? Often wondered what it would be like to be pinned down and forced to have my cock sucked.

You clearly haven' been to prison then Wishy?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great arse, nice bussoms and great long nails that i' love to have digging into my back

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh

All the better for punching the stupid out of people.

Do you do naked grappling too? Often wondered what it would be like to be pinned down and forced to have my cock sucked.

You clearly haven' been to prison then Wishy?....

No, but it's on my bucket list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"great arse, nice bussoms and great long nails that i' love to have digging into my back

lol x

Oh ho ho! Brave man! She'll have you skinned and gutted and hanging from a hook in the cellar for Xmas consumption!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"great arse, nice bussoms and great long nails that i' love to have digging into my back

lol x

Oh ho ho! Brave man! She'll have you skinned and gutted and hanging from a hook in the cellar for Xmas consumption!

The cellar is full

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