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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beer is free and there is sport on the big screens.

Come and have a natter.

Just remember to kick any women you see out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm peeping over the fence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have your orgy.

Leave us be with tge football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can serve your drinks if you like

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

AHH this sounds much more sane ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Too late I've sneaked in already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can serve your drinks if you like

Don't need bar staff thanks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll be bouncer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late I've sneaked in already

Under this table before Wonko sees you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck yeah I'm in ya Grumpy fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be better here than at an all girls orgy

Promise to fart, beach n sit with my hand down my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free beer and big screen TV... perfect for euros and I’d actually enjoy that, walking straight past orgy’s for this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll get a round in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*

Alright, fancy a pint?

*sits at the back*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*

Alright, fancy a pint?

*sits at the back*

Ahem .. any ID darling ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need exotic dancers for half time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks in farts, n starts chatting man bollicks heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need exotic dancers for half time

Was thinking more beer pong

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"We need exotic dancers for half time

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I’m seeing more women then men!!

Count me in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can serve your drinks if you like

We like !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m seeing more women then men!!

Count me in....

Counted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha first sign of the vadge and everyone’s yes please yes please

I’ll stick to my proper lads nights haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sneak ladies in for small favours..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*

Alright, fancy a pint?

*sits at the back*

Ahem .. any ID darling ? "

*coughs. Invokes Bernard Manning*

Ooh you calling darling, I'm as blokey as a bloke can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can serve your drinks if you like

We like !"

Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be bicycles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone pasd the pork sctatchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can serve your drinks if you like

We like !

Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having?

I'll be wild and have a mocktail plz easy with the ice dont wanna Warter down the juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*

Alright, fancy a pint?

*sits at the back*

Ahem .. any ID darling ?

*coughs. Invokes Bernard Manning*

Ooh you calling darling, I'm as blokey as a bloke can be

hey Bernard .... you seem to be missing an apple ... prods throat *

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

See ..us blokes are much more friendly...and less strident...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be bicycles

I think the world's moved on from calling women bikes

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I can sneak ladies in for small favours.."

You want to be known for your small favour ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beer is free and there is sport on the big screens.

Come and have a natter.

Just remember to kick any women you see out

I'll just kick them into my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beer is free and there is sport on the big screens.

Come and have a natter.

Just remember to kick any women you see out

I think this might just be why you're not centre of the party at your local swingers club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can serve your drinks if you like

We like !

Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having?

A very good time, and a Moscow Mule to drink for me please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Will there be bicycles

No I'm closed

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Beer is free and there is sport on the big screens.

Come and have a natter.

Just remember to kick any women you see out

I think this might just be why you're not centre of the party at your local swingers club."

It's ok, he's going to climb the fence at the end of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint ice cold Stella x Liverpool fc for European cup no 7 yayyyy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can serve your drinks if you like

We like !

Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having?

A very good time, and a Moscow Mule to drink for me please

Coming right up sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*

Alright, fancy a pint?

*sits at the back*

Ahem .. any ID darling ?

*coughs. Invokes Bernard Manning*

Ooh you calling darling, I'm as blokey as a bloke can be

hey Bernard .... you seem to be missing an apple ... prods throat *

Ouch *cries*

You owe me a pint. Off you pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can serve your drinks if you like

We like !

Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having?

I'll be wild and have a mocktail plz easy with the ice dont wanna Warter down the juice "

Crazy drink coming your way

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Do you need a private dancer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need a private dancer?

Let’s dance

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’d be better here than at an all girls orgy

Promise to fart, beach n sit with my hand down my pants

My kinda gal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this flopped

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

I can be very determined when I want to be. Pass the bottle please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's nsps orgy ...I might have to come back for a cold beer and a breather...all the face sitting is taking its toll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew before reading this one would fail.

Il leave you men...and women...be

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Never my dear. Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew before reading this one would fail.

Il leave you men...and women...be

Only because it's a me thread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

I can be very determined when I want to be. Pass the bottle please "

I'm game

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Same....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Same....

Ok pints of Guinness and the first to run to the loo looses

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Same....

Ok pints of Guinness and the first to run to the loo looses

That's not fair, I've had 3 kids. Pelvic floor and all that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Never my dear. Bring it on

Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Same....

Ok pints of Guinness and the first to run to the loo looses

That's not fair, I've had 3 kids. Pelvic floor and all that....

Don't care my partyy rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew before reading this one would fail.

Il leave you men...and women...be

Only because it's a me thread "

I think it’s more like “Only because it’s a MEN thread.” We’re hopelessly weak willed.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I knew before reading this one would fail.

Il leave you men...and women...be

Only because it's a me thread

I think it’s more like “Only because it’s a MEN thread.” We’re hopelessly weak willed.

Speak for yourself. I’m still standing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be bicycles

No I'm closed "

Try prunes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Same....

Towel you say ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Never my dear. Bring it on

Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh"

That really is fighting talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Never my dear. Bring it on

Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh

That really is fighting talk

Less talking more drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew before reading this one would fail.

Il leave you men...and women...be

Only because it's a me thread

I think it’s more like “Only because it’s a MEN thread.” We’re hopelessly weak willed.

Speak for yourself. I’m still standing.

Depends which part you’re talking about that’s still standing. Probably several of us here still are with the private dancing and drinks serving being willingly offered.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't like football soccer or having to act extra laddy,also don't like women...or men.

So I'll just walk past the door and glare inside disapprovingly probably shaking my head and tutting as I walk past, then go home and cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like football soccer or having to act extra laddy,also don't like women...or men.

So I'll just walk past the door and glare inside disapprovingly probably shaking my head and tutting as I walk past, then go home and cry."

What the hell is that? Please don’t tell me you think that’s funny. Should of walked on by

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Never my dear. Bring it on

Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh

That really is fighting talk

Less talking more drinking

Start off with Shots then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Never my dear. Bring it on

Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh

That really is fighting talk

Less talking more drinking

Start off with Shots then

Lie down then.. I like my shots a la bodee

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??

Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you

Never my dear. Bring it on

Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh

That really is fighting talk

Less talking more drinking

Start off with Shots then

Lie down then.. I like my shots a la bodee

Erm.. Go ahead

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