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"anal fisting everytime " think this ones an easy choice! | |||
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"ive only ever anally fisted a man ................. any volunteers kayla" *puts his hand up* (pun partially intended) | |||
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"Anal fisting whilst holding a cactus..... the alternative is too painful to contemplate!!! " Still take that in preference to the xfactor! OUCH!!!! | |||
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"Anal fisting whilst holding a cactus..... the alternative is too painful to contemplate!!! Still take that in preference to the xfactor! OUCH!!!! " Tahts what i said.... get a grip!!! | |||
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"Reasons to pick X factor! 1. X factor is descriptively shit but anal fisting is literal shit. 2. I can't smell the X factor shit but I could smell th....... 3. X factor leaves me momentarily brain dead, I sometimes need this level of involvement but I can recover. Anal fisting ( i imagine ) would wake up every fibre of my body through sheer pain n fear. My sphinctre will never fully recover and I will be feacally incontinent sooner than nature intended. Again it's the shit thing. 4. I can laugh at parts and prats on the X factor. I can't laugh at someone with a fist up my arse. I'd sort of be a bit nice to them for a while and I wouldn't DARE call them a prat. 5. If the X factor is really annoying I can change programmes. It's not so easy to push someone with a fist up your arse onto the street and drag someone else off the street for a change of act. X factor every time...... " Nope still not convinced, would rather have my nuts slowly fed through a mincer ..... the reulting mess frozen into the shape of a jagged ball, then have that shoved up my arse!! | |||
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"Reasons to pick X factor! 1. X factor is descriptively shit but anal fisting is literal shit. 2. I can't smell the X factor shit but I could smell th....... 3. X factor leaves me momentarily brain dead, I sometimes need this level of involvement but I can recover. Anal fisting ( i imagine ) would wake up every fibre of my body through sheer pain n fear. My sphinctre will never fully recover and I will be feacally incontinent sooner than nature intended. Again it's the shit thing. 4. I can laugh at parts and prats on the X factor. I can't laugh at someone with a fist up my arse. I'd sort of be a bit nice to them for a while and I wouldn't DARE call them a prat. 5. If the X factor is really annoying I can change programmes. It's not so easy to push someone with a fist up your arse onto the street and drag someone else off the street for a change of act. X factor every time...... Nope still not convinced, would rather have my nuts slowly fed through a mincer ..... the reulting mess frozen into the shape of a jagged ball, then have that shoved up my arse!! " You win ! I've got the mincer... you bring the balls xx | |||
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"Reasons to pick X factor! 1. X factor is descriptively shit but anal fisting is literal shit. 2. I can't smell the X factor shit but I could smell th....... 3. X factor leaves me momentarily brain dead, I sometimes need this level of involvement but I can recover. Anal fisting ( i imagine ) would wake up every fibre of my body through sheer pain n fear. My sphinctre will never fully recover and I will be feacally incontinent sooner than nature intended. Again it's the shit thing. 4. I can laugh at parts and prats on the X factor. I can't laugh at someone with a fist up my arse. I'd sort of be a bit nice to them for a while and I wouldn't DARE call them a prat. 5. If the X factor is really annoying I can change programmes. It's not so easy to push someone with a fist up your arse onto the street and drag someone else off the street for a change of act. X factor every time...... Nope still not convinced, would rather have my nuts slowly fed through a mincer ..... the reulting mess frozen into the shape of a jagged ball, then have that shoved up my arse!! You win ! I've got the mincer... you bring the balls xx " Nah, I just dont watch X-craptor.... simples!! | |||
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"Both Trust you ya dirdy burd!! " Tweet tweet and this burd is looking for a worm | |||
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