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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After watching straight porn films with women inserting ridiculously long dildos up there arses and having a love of toys myself I’m wondering just how deep a dildo can penetrate (given practice of course).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The large intestine is about 5 feet long and about 3 inches in diameter so you can go for it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My advice, stop watching porn

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

As deep as it becomes painful I guess

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really mean to learn.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

Who's going to have nightmares tonight of Raccoons exploding from their rectums like Aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

Hahaha I was about to quote the racoon thing too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

Yes but we’re in lockdown babe all the pet shops are shut hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody ‘ell... as a gay, I can officially say that it is incredibly important to keep all ass bothering to a minimum. Just because you can use it as a convenient duffle bag for sports equipment, doesn’t mean you should. It’s incredibly sensitive and delicate, and it won’t appreciate being used as a substitute bag for life.

Clean it with care, use it with care. Piles and prolapses are an affliction, not a goal.

I have spoken.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

Why has this fact not made it to the nocturnal thread?!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Google depth play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.

OMG what a vision I’m actually crying laughing ??????????

Who's going to have nightmares tonight of Raccoons exploding from their rectums like Aliens "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My advice, stop watching porn "

Best advice ever

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"After watching straight porn films with women inserting ridiculously long dildos up there arses and having a love of toys myself I’m wondering just how deep a dildo can penetrate (given practice of course)."

If it tickles your tonsils, I would say to far.

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

How have I made it this far through life without knowing that?! Important lol! And quite scary at the thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

This really wasn't what I was expecting in terms of answers on this thread

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"After watching straight porn films with women inserting ridiculously long dildos up there arses and having a love of toys myself I’m wondering just how deep a dildo can penetrate (given practice of course)."

Try and let us know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.

This really wasn't what I was expecting in terms of answers on this thread "

Is a kitty bigger then a raccoon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

Well you learn something new everyday!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.

This really wasn't what I was expecting in terms of answers on this thread

Is a kitty bigger then a raccoon ?"

I'm not planning on climbing up any arses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The raccoons are going to be an endangered species hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Public Announcement

No raccoons or kitty’s where harmed during the making of these statements.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Anal snakes can go quite far.

You need to learn a bit of anatomy as you need to get past the sigmoid colon first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How far up is that? I did do some anatomy years ago but that was mostly about the muscles and respiratory system

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

I adore you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody ‘ell... as a gay, I can officially say that it is incredibly important to keep all ass bothering to a minimum. Just because you can use it as a convenient duffle bag for sports equipment, doesn’t mean you should. It’s incredibly sensitive and delicate, and it won’t appreciate being used as a substitute bag for life.

So your saying I can’t stick my ice skates up there then ?

Clean it with care, use it with care. Piles and prolapses are an affliction, not a goal.

I have spoken. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.

Hahaha I was about to quote the racoon thing too "

I’m getting confused with skunks I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So your saying I can’t stick my ice skates up there then ?"

Definitely not! The thought of mistaking laces for tape worm is just too much to bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.

This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.

Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "

Remember this people ^^^

One day we'll hear that Raccoons are in threat of extinction and not due to global warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont racoons have big claws tho

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