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"I can dribble a basketball while manuovering a wheelchair ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well" We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them " Who says you have to answer them? You don’t appear to like women very much. | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them " So its because you think men are asked that question by women? | |||
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"I'm about to bake some cupcakes. But that is probably not unique to me." ^ she can bake cakes I burn them ![]() | |||
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"I'm about to bake some cupcakes. But that is probably not unique to me. ^ she can bake cakes I burn them ![]() She is on fire^^ I run out of matches. ![]() | |||
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"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh. Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter ![]() Stop making pretty hearts on your fanny and get that Woo Woo on your toes! | |||
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"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh. Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter ![]() Stop trying to change me! If I have bald toes there will be nothing unique about me! | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? " I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() | |||
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"At the moment ... I'm decorating if you need anything touched up? " Sure. Got my skirting that could be done.. ![]() | |||
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"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh. Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter ![]() You're completely right. Embrace those hairy toes and make the most out of sandal season! | |||
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"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh. Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter ![]() I knew I could count on you for support. You’re a good egg ![]() | |||
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"Baha nowt.. im a cunt.. but im a cunt with a nice rack ![]() ![]() But together we could RULE THE WORLD!!!!! *evil laugh* | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them " Who's "we"?! The UK chapter of incels utd? Hope you're not speaking on behalf of men because I want nothing to do with such shite patter ![]() | |||
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"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?" Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities ![]() | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() Not sure I follow. If a profile fails to turn your mind on, then just move on. The point is anyone here has to have a USP - could be looks, kinks, location, wit, but it applies to everyone. We all have filters of sort, otherwise we’d be just desperate. | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() Wow a minute now, see us women aren't taking this seriously I can hazard a guess why. We're told constantly by the media etc that we should never age, be a certain size, how to be a perfect partner, mother the list is endless. We come onto the forum to be embraced as we are. We're not gladiators in the Colosseum trying to out do each other. We're all different and many of us embrace that. | |||
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"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing? Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities ![]() I've done the ligaments in that knee 3 times... those bloody school gymnastics vault horses have a lot to answer for! They started this nonsense! | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() I'm sorry you feel there is no effort put into any of the answers. Maybe it wasn't taken as seriously as you hoped for? Are you looking for more men to agree with you on this theory? I think you can ask any question you like on here. Tolerance is high as long as questions don't imply some horrible views. Maybe I would have put more heart into the answer as well if I was asked by someone whose interest I cared for? | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() Not at all, research purposes ![]() | |||
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"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing? Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() Look... Frida... I know you're not a gladiator... but can we wrestle? ![]() | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them " But, you just have asked this sort of question. ![]() | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them But, you just have asked this sort of question. ![]() I know I'm trying to break the chain ![]() | |||
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"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing? Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities ![]() ![]() ![]() Not full tears, just got to wear the robot leg brace 3 times... I was SO cool at school ![]() | |||
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"I can turn my mind to most topics and will likely have a considered viewpoint. This isn't unique but it isn't necessarily common. I'm the right kind of surprise - but I won't spoil that." Decent answer ![]() | |||
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"I can turn my mind to most topics and will likely have a considered viewpoint. This isn't unique but it isn't necessarily common. I'm the right kind of surprise - but I won't spoil that. Decent answer ![]() I don't ask for what I wouldn't do myself. | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() ![]() Why not ![]() | |||
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"I Have a bag of Black Jacks ![]() Awwwwwww, I thought you said you had Jack Black. Dammit ![]() | |||
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"I can fall asleep on the job ![]() She can use her bed lift as a sex machine as well ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() Can you dribble a basketball while manoeuvring a wheelchair? It's not easy ![]() | |||
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"Wellingtons and a bad attitude ![]() Wow pink wellingtons you have my middle leg drooling Minnie ![]() | |||
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"Not sure this is going to end well We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them So its because you think men are asked that question by women? I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else Some blokes might think the same way ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh that's one hell of an advert ![]() | |||
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"Pure comedy gold ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if you bring that white tshirt ![]() | |||
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"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing? Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities ![]() I’ve got a “Baker’s Cyst” behind my right knee. Apparently very common in runners - I can’t remember how many decades ago I last ran anywhere so I had a real laugh when the Doctor diagnosed it. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can fill your tummy.... and empty your .... ha ha " Fantastic answer ![]() | |||
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"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance! " Does it come across arrogant ? | |||
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"Nothing. I'm probably only marginally better than a wank and I am hard work " Well that’s you struck off my hotlist Sinders. One more strike and it’s a block. | |||
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"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance! Does it come across arrogant ? " if you answer a certain way you are likely to come across with an IAM complex | |||
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"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance! Does it come across arrogant ? " Yes, to me it does. I know men outnumber women on here but there are nicer ways to find out about somebody other than asking them to prove they are worthy of a shag. | |||
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"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance! " ... You are so right...a lot of people play here as a competition or sad excuse to make themselves better than someone else.. ![]() | |||
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"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance! Does it come across arrogant ? Yes, to me it does. I know men outnumber women on here but there are nicer ways to find out about somebody other than asking them to prove they are worthy of a shag. " Agreed. I've never asked that question and I don't think I will. Men aren't beautiful dildos competing to be in a bedside drawer and occasionally used to fuck when you're in the mood. There's a real person attached to their penis. | |||
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"I've still an unopened Easter Egg... that is about all I've to offer.." Did you get loads of easter eggs, or do you just have some self-restraint? I'd eaten both of mine by lunchtime on sunday! | |||
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"I've still an unopened Easter Egg... that is about all I've to offer.. Did you get loads of easter eggs, or do you just have some self-restraint? I'd eaten both of mine by lunchtime on sunday!" Its rare that I'd have one left unopened ![]() | |||
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"I'm interested in knowing what you have to offer that the next woman may not ?" I don’t compete with any other women. What a very silly question! | |||
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"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?" I'll raise you a snapping left hip. | |||
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"Baha nowt.. im a cunt.. but im a cunt with a nice rack ![]() ![]() Fuck me, you stolen my keyboard ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A penis and removable tits so I can slap you around the head with them at arms length unlike the lovely poster above ![]() ![]() Careful, I know how expensive they are, don’t damage them! | |||
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"I'm interested in knowing what you have to offer that the next woman may not ?" I think you might just realise now that for real women the only person we compete with is ourselves. | |||
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