FabSwingers.com forum: Which is more satisfying?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sex or baked goods?

I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.

Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does

Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!

Should i get help?

What say you fabulous fabbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex without a doubt.

I think you could just combine the two, cake on boobs ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked goods as I'm to ugly for sex

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Now if there is a 5 hour tantric playtime on offer or a baked new York cheesecake drizzled with honey...

I'll take the playtime

If its just sex then cheesecake all the way, a woman's gotta have priorities

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sex is better for you ...just think of all those carbs

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Absolutely sex

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sex every time. With the right person of course.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Sex without a doubt x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair greggs do a mean veggie pasty

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Cant I have both, baked good after a heavy round of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex without question, but I do reserve the right to apply interject any homemade baked goods to the mix at any point, especially some carrot cake and cream cheese icing

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Depends on the baked goods! Just kidding

Or am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would play a game of ring toss with some donuts.. everyone's a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had to chose what to give up then yeah fuck cake. Sorry Cake.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Surely snacks are allowed inbetween sessions...

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm leaning more towards the baked goods of late but I could probably just about still rouse myself for nookie before tea and scones.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Depends on the baked goods and sexual partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the other could be an added bonus

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sploshing

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sex. Baked good smell better than they taste, and give me a stomach ache.

Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex I’m carb intolerant

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Krispy Kremes look pretty and smell lovely.

After one bite I feel sick.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends on the baked goods and sexual partner

True, I'd pick you over tea and scones but a lemon drizzle cake tips the scale back towards baked goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great question but I doughnut know the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of the other could be an added bonus

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Depends on the baked goods and sexual partner

True, I'd pick you over tea and scones but a lemon drizzle cake tips the scale back towards baked goods

I always wondered where I sat on the baked goods/naked goods scale. It’s good to know it’s somewhere between a scone and lemon drizzle!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Depends on the baked goods and sexual partner

True, I'd pick you over tea and scones but a lemon drizzle cake tips the scale back towards baked goods

I always wondered where I sat on the baked goods/naked goods scale. It’s good to know it’s somewhere between a scone and lemon drizzle! "

Always pleased to assist a young lady with the correct calibration of her self-image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about have sex while eating bake goods best off both worlds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not got a high sex drive at the moment but if I don't get boned enough I get extremely irritable and everything pisses me off.

I'll take sex.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It really does depend on the type of cake and who I would be having sex with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not have both,I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or baked goods?

I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.

Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does

Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!

Should i get help?

What say you fabulous fabbers? "

Where are the baked goods and where are they from?

If they are from Greggs, I'd rather go to pound bakery next door.

If they are croissants or pain au chocolat, I'd rather they be from a local French / Belgian bakery.

Exceptions may be made for those rather scrummy 7 Day Croissants which seem to be making their way from Slovenia to the UK.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sex

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sex then a cake after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or baked goods?

I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.

Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does

Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!

Should i get help?

What say you fabulous fabbers? "

Doh!

I just thought of this -

Can't beat a good old.....

Cream pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I gave up cake, I might get laid more!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sex.

If someone gave me the ultimatum I would eat far less baked goods and be a little slimmer perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I gave up cake, I might get laid more!"

Me and you both

I'll take a look at the baked goods though

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Sex for me! I love both though. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I gave up cake, I might get laid more!

Me and you both

I'll take a look at the baked goods though

Or heres an idea, if I had more sex, I might not want so much cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been so long it will have to be cake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have been known to bring post sex cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to bring post sex cupcakes

You need to visit me. We could share the post sex cooking.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

One of my friends brings individual trifles, which we eat at ‘halftime’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or baked goods?

I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.

Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does

Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!

Should i get help?

What say you fabulous fabbers? "

Divide the sticky bun, place the man meat in one half, close the bun and start nibbling

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Sex or baked goods?

I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.

Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does

Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!

Should i get help?

What say you fabulous fabbers? "

If I had the option of joining in with an all-girl sex party (all-girl until I joined, that is), I'd remember that I could stop off at Greg's the way back, or get some before and keep them in the fridge for my return. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my friends brings individual trifles, which we eat at ‘halftime’

I think you will find they are called truffles, not trifles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex or baked goods?

I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.

Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does

Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!

Should i get help?

What say you fabulous fabbers?

Greggs are bad. By serving cold food to be eaten later, they are avoiding taxation. Why do you think the sausage rolls are stored in unheated glass cabinets and served in paper bags which are wrapped over?

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