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Easter Monday in Slovakia

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just thought I would put it out here for all of you happy British women who go on about their day today eating their bodyweight in chocolate.

On Easter Monday morning Slovak women get splashed with ice cold water, sprayed with a cheap cologne and whipped with a whip braided from willow by basically all males they know (family members/friends/neighbours/schoolmates).

They are then expected to feed them, give them shots of spirit, money, eggs and put a colourful ribbon on the end of their whip, before sending them off to their next victim.

This is apparently to keep us young, beautiful and healthy, but I'm pretty sure it was a man who came up with this BS as I don't know any woman that enjoys being soaking wet (and freezing) 10+ times a day and smelling like a cheap whore. Not mentioning the wet walls and flooring that you have to clean up every time before you change to dry clothes

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, enjoy the chocolate

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have the same tradition.

What is it called in Slovakian?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"We have the same tradition.

What is it called in Slovakian?

"

I don't think it has a special name. Maybe "oblievacka a šibacka" which just mean splashing and whipping.

K

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

oh wow! Can I pass on that, please?

Mrs kf x

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Think I'll stick to rolling eggs down hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have the same tradition.

What is it called in Slovakian?

I don't think it has a special name. Maybe "oblievacka a šibacka" which just mean splashing and whipping.

K"

It's smingus dyngus ! the name always cracks me up. Makes no sense.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I feel like there are parts of that tradition that should be included in my life.... not the cold water bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easter eggs are overrated, that sounds like more fun (for a man)

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc "

Štastnú Velkú noc to you too where did you get your whip from? It is very happy Easter Monday for me as I'm hundreds of miles away from Slovakia and I'm dating an English man I still took this opportunity to make schnitzels and potato salad though

K

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"We have the same tradition.

What is it called in Slovakian?

I don't think it has a special name. Maybe "oblievacka a šibacka" which just mean splashing and whipping.

K

It's smingus dyngus ! the name always cracks me up. Makes no sense. "

I like that name

K

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Easter eggs are overrated, that sounds like more fun (for a man) "

You would go home fed, d*unk and maybe with some money, what's not to like about it(for a man)

K

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc

Štastnú Velkú noc to you too where did you get your whip from? It is very happy Easter Monday for me as I'm hundreds of miles away from Slovakia and I'm dating an English man I still took this opportunity to make schnitzels and potato salad though

K"

I’ve had it a while now. My boys mum is Slovak so I’m aware of all the traditions. You Slovaks don’t need any excuse for the potato salads, you make it for everything

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc

Štastnú Velkú noc to you too where did you get your whip from? It is very happy Easter Monday for me as I'm hundreds of miles away from Slovakia and I'm dating an English man I still took this opportunity to make schnitzels and potato salad though

K

I’ve had it a while now. My boys mum is Slovak so I’m aware of all the traditions. You Slovaks don’t need any excuse for the potato salads, you make it for everything "

Don't give LvM ideas, we don't need to keep this tradition alive potato salad is great. I normally don't eat mayo, but this is a very delicious exception.

K

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Speaking of, fancy some schnitzel and potato salad for breakfast baby?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easter eggs are overrated, that sounds like more fun (for a man)

You would go home fed, d*unk and maybe with some money, what's not to like about it(for a man)

K"

Haha I'm in

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I feel like there are parts of that tradition that should be included in my life.... not the cold water bit though"

Am I odd in that I quite like the cold water bit.... Almost as much as the whipping

Take out the family members bit obvs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc

Štastnú Velkú noc to you too where did you get your whip from? It is very happy Easter Monday for me as I'm hundreds of miles away from Slovakia and I'm dating an English man I still took this opportunity to make schnitzels and potato salad though

K

I’ve had it a while now. My boys mum is Slovak so I’m aware of all the traditions. You Slovaks don’t need any excuse for the potato salads, you make it for everything

Don't give LvM ideas, we don't need to keep this tradition alive potato salad is great. I normally don't eat mayo, but this is a very delicious exception.

K"

Lorry you need to make K’s life hell today.

Then give her your schnitzel later

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I feel like there are parts of that tradition that should be included in my life.... not the cold water bit though"

I'll have the free booze and money then .

Then I'll buy a whip with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good reason to stay in bed all day

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc

Štastnú Velkú noc to you too where did you get your whip from? It is very happy Easter Monday for me as I'm hundreds of miles away from Slovakia and I'm dating an English man I still took this opportunity to make schnitzels and potato salad though

K

I’ve had it a while now. My boys mum is Slovak so I’m aware of all the traditions. You Slovaks don’t need any excuse for the potato salads, you make it for everything

Don't give LvM ideas, we don't need to keep this tradition alive potato salad is great. I normally don't eat mayo, but this is a very delicious exception.

K

Lorry you need to make K’s life hell today.

Then give her your schnitzel later "

You can only do it until 12am and considering it's almost noon I think I'm safe

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking of, fancy some schnitzel and potato salad for breakfast baby?

LvM"

Yes please ! Best salad ever.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sounds like a fun Friday evening!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I think I need to move to Slovakia - that sounds like my kind of action

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc

Štastnú Velkú noc to you too where did you get your whip from? It is very happy Easter Monday for me as I'm hundreds of miles away from Slovakia and I'm dating an English man I still took this opportunity to make schnitzels and potato salad though

K"

Can you come make them for me, love them x

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I think I need to move to Slovakia - that sounds like my kind of action

"

As I found out today Poland has the same tradition and they even have a cool name for it so you have options to choose from

K

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I’ve got the braided willow stick just for today

štastnú velkú noc

Štastnú Velkú noc to you too where did you get your whip from? It is very happy Easter Monday for me as I'm hundreds of miles away from Slovakia and I'm dating an English man I still took this opportunity to make schnitzels and potato salad though

K

Can you come make them for me, love them x"

Of course

K

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Sounds horrendous Mrs OP, I'd be satisfied with just introducing an ice cube to those lovely nipples of yours... A lot less bother an cleaning but so much more rewarding (well, for me anyway)

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I was with you up to the braided willow - everything after that was a step too far for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some things, like this awful sounding tradition should be left alone in the history books and not perpetuated in this day.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Some things, like this awful sounding tradition should be left alone in the history books and not perpetuated in this day. "

Awful?? Really?

There are really awful things happening in the current world today. Splashing water on Slovak women isn’t one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some things, like this awful sounding tradition should be left alone in the history books and not perpetuated in this day.

Awful?? Really?

There are really awful things happening in the current world today. Splashing water on Slovak women isn’t one of them "

Yes there are loads of things going on far worse i agree every day all around us.

The whole tradition the OP described sounds very out of date and just belittling to women and belongs in the past in my opinion.

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