FabSwingers.com forum: Lost and Found

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When I lost my balance I found yoga.

What have you lost and have gratefully found to replace or compensate for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sanity

No fkin chance of finding it in here either !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i loose my memory i find what wonderful friends i have

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"My sanity

No fkin chance of finding it in here either !"
yeah but would you really want to admit your sane reading all this shit hun??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

losing my virginity-a shit shag

I found the wonderful experience of sex

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My sanity

No fkin chance of finding it in here either !"

Where did you last see it? Retrace your steps...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When i loose my memory i find what wonderful friends i have"

Always a good find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive lost my mojo...and still looking

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"ive lost my mojo...and still looking

I thought I had lost mine for while. I took it in for a tune up and it started to purr again. There will be a qualified mojo tuner somewhere on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost the will to live while on an exceedingly dull conference call this morning!

Then just dived back into the forums - and soon found it again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mistress, she was a cruel but rewarding addiction.

She would tempt me at all hours and I would weaken and go to her.

We shared many times together, good, bad, happy and sad.

There came a point where we had to go our seperate ways, it was a painful and emotional choice but we agreed it could be no more.

Farewell mistress, although I see you most everywhere I go I cannot feel bitter towards you and wish you well.

Farewell my beautiful alcohol.

A love now long lost.

Found, a new passion for life.....and more time for wanking

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Usually when you lose something you always find it in the last place you look.

I always look there first, hence I don't lose anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually when you lose something you always find it in the last place you look.

I always look there first, hence I don't lose anything.

altho ........... we haven't seen your dinosaur for quite a long time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I lost my flag and found nothing but a draft

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Usually when you lose something you always find it in the last place you look.

I always look there first, hence I don't lose anything.

altho ........... we haven't seen your dinosaur for quite a long time "

I have been on sabbatical with my dinosaur but normal service is now resumed. Dinosaur/cock pics available on request.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

My hearing ......

Some rather large speakers.........

My neighbours .....

A rather nice ASBO

My freedom ....

A rather sexy prison guard....

My anal virginity ....

A rather enthusiastic cell mate.....

My fists as I knew them ...

Some fetching teeth knuckle dusters.....

Oh okay only the first one is true ..... the rest are the future.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I lost my balance I found yoga.

What have you lost and have gratefully found to replace or compensate for it?"

I lost my balance once and funnily enough I found gravity at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sanity

No fkin chance of finding it in here either !"

Lmao !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i hit rock bottom i found myself doing "Tai Chi" It's great the movements are lovely and slow and easy to follow. After an hour i found that i could face the world and it's problems head on !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I lost my balance I found yoga.

What have you lost and have gratefully found to replace or compensate for it?

I lost my balance once and funnily enough I found gravity at the same time!

I get that feeling when i have a drink !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i hit rock bottom i found myself doing "Tai Chi" It's great the movements are lovely and slow and easy to follow. After an hour i found that i could face the world and it's problems head on !!

Is that the one that looks like line dancing in slow motion ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When I lost my balance I found yoga.

What have you lost and have gratefully found to replace or compensate for it?

I lost my balance once and funnily enough I found gravity at the same time!

Thanks for making me laugh - it was much needed.

Gravity: So did I the first time, when the road smacked me in the face. Thankfully, I also found that the driver heading towards my prone body had good brakes. So, not such a grave situation in the end.

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