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 Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface | |||
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Hello all other darlings
And Jim. | |||
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"Hi Jim " KC, You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've got a brace. Nice one! | |||
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"Yo" Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show. | |||
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"KC, darlings
Hello all other darlings
And Jim. " | |||
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"I'm still up too "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Mis. You late night bunny. | |||
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"Yo Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show." You love it really | |||
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"The boy here, can’t sleep! Feel free to Dm if you want a chat! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. I hope you get some DMs. Messages and shoes. | |||
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"KC, darlings
Hello all other darlings
And Jim.
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"Yo Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show. You love it really " I do! | |||
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"KC, darlings
Hello all other darlings
And Jim.
Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days "Shit, it's a Bank Holiday. | |||
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KC, You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've got a brace. Nice one!"*Checks mouth in mirror* No braces | |||
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"Still here.... ironing my work uniform "Wha? | |||
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"Still here.... ironing my work uniform
Wha?"Dafuq is that smiley?! | |||
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"Yo Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show. You love it really I do!" Don't blame you. We love it too intact I love it too x | |||
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"KC, darlings
Hello all other darlings
And Jim.
Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days
Shit, it's a Bank Holiday."So next week we’ll be buds | |||
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"Hi Jim
KC, You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You've got a brace. Nice one!
*Checks mouth in mirror* No braces " | |||
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"The boy here, can’t sleep! Feel free to Dm if you want a chat! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. I hope you get some DMs. Messages and shoes." It’s The Boy not boy btw. An honorific like The Doctor. Yea chat is good! | |||
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"KC, darlings
Hello all other darlings
And Jim.
Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days
Shit, it's a Bank Holiday.
So next week we’ll be buds "Lol this is the best | |||
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"Still here.... ironing my work uniform
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Dafuq is that smiley?! "A sleepy smurf. | |||
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"Yo Yo yo yo, it's the second part of The Nocturnal Show. You love it really I do! Don't blame you. We love it too intact I love it too x" Yeah! | |||
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"KC, darlings
Hello all other darlings
And Jim.
Luckily I only hold grudges for 3-5 business days
Shit, it's a Bank Holiday.
So next week we’ll be buds "It's going to be cold for a bit. It's a weather joke.  | |||
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"The boy here, can’t sleep! Feel free to Dm if you want a chat! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boy. I hope you get some DMs. Messages and shoes. It’s The Boy not boy btw. An honorific like The Doctor. Yea chat is good! " My apologies. | |||
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"Still here.... ironing my work uniform
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Dafuq is that smiley?! "Omg  ... one for my collection / addiction
.... love ittttttt | |||
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"Still here.... ironing my work uniform
Wha?
Dafuq is that smiley?!
Omg ... one for my collection / addiction
.... love ittttttt "I need a HTML extension added to my brain  | |||
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"Still here.... ironing my work uniform
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Dafuq is that smiley?! "General yawny face!! Who irons scrub tops ?!? Me hahaha | |||
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"Still here.... ironing my work uniform
Wha?
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Omg ... one for my collection / addiction
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"Sleep well my fellow fabbers "Are you going to bedfordshire? | |||
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"Sleep well my fellow fabbers
Are you going to bedfordshire?"Is that near Worcestershire?! | |||
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"Sleep well my fellow fabbers
Are you going to bedfordshire?
Is that near Worcestershire?! "Haha. | |||
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"Hello Jim and all the late laters
Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?  | |||
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"Yo also x" Gooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dom. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Dom." *Waves* | |||
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"Hello Jim and all the late laters
Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day? "Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today? | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Dom." Hi Dom | |||
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"Evening one and all ... just lurking perving here ... "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ned. Welcome to this nocturnal nitwittery. Do you have an atomic dustbin? | |||
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"Hello Jim and all the late laters
Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?
Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today? "I ate lamb. | |||
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"We have seen many of these threads and never joi_ed. So hi all hope everyone had a great easter sunday "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ukirl. Welcome, welcome to this absolute nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"More nocturnal newbies, incredible scenes."  | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Ukirl." Hi Ukirl | |||
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"More nocturnal newbies, incredible scenes." Hello all nocturnal newbies. We're all completely sane. And normal. Honest  | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping " Gosh. Dropped it good | |||
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"More nocturnal newbies, incredible scenes. Hello all nocturnal newbies. We're all completely insane. And what is normal. Honestly who knows " | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?
Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today?
I ate lamb. "The entire thing  | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good " | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
"I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles. | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Nice of you to pop in. | |||
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"Hello Jim and all the late laters
Hope you all had a fabulous day full of bounce
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Madame B. How was your Easter Sunday day?
Glorious Jim...spent the day in my garden putting huge effort into doing absolutely nothing. What/Where/Who did you do today?
I ate lamb.
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" I'm off to bed. X"Na night. x | |||
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"Still up here wondering what to do with myself " Up here? Where's here? Maybe you should call the fire brigade for help | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!" You and your nocturnal magnetism. | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles. "No more so as it's in my belly | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.
No more so as it's in my belly "You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself. but more savoury snacks than sweets. | |||
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"Still up here wondering what to do with myself " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 69. Welcome to the thread of nocturnal nonsense. It's a pleasure to take your forum cherry. Smileyface | |||
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"Everyone say hello to 69." Jesus. It's like an avalanche. Hi 69;-) | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism. "Ayyy. | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.
No more so as it's in my belly
You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself. but more savoury snacks than sweets. "I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.
No more so as it's in my belly
You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself. but more savoury snacks than sweets.
I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also "I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy."Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?! | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?! "And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha.. | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?! "I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism. | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism."Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid? | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
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Wha?"I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms? | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism."I'll put it in your veri one day | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.
No more so as it's in my belly
You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself. but more savoury snacks than sweets.
I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also
I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals "I can't lie, my metabolic rate is really good but my work helps also. On the steps front I say just do as many as you can | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.
Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid? "People like penises and hot drinks. | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.
No more so as it's in my belly
You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself. but more savoury snacks than sweets.
I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also
I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals
I can't lie, my metabolic rate is really good but my work helps also.
On the steps front I say just do as many as you can"I wish you have said just stuff your face with as many treats as you can  | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.
Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid?
People like penises and hot drinks."Hot brew & hot cock. You might have just found the secret formula | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
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And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..
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I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms? "Oh no, that marketing was done by someone else, not me... | |||
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"Evening all, just dropping in briefly before sleeping Gosh. Dropped it good
I'm not entirely wrong. I could swear i read something about rolling eggs troubles.
No more so as it's in my belly
You digestion machine. I feel like my belly looks like an egg itself. but more savoury snacks than sweets.
I had 2 tubes of orange smarties and a large pizza also
I do envy your metabolism. Or shall I double the step goals
I can't lie, my metabolic rate is really good but my work helps also.
On the steps front I say just do as many as you can
I wish you have said just stuff your face with as many treats as you can "Do enough steps and you can | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..
Wha?
I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?
If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes."Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness. | |||
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"Morning all where's this snow then " We don't want snow. I've had enough of winter. | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..
Wha?
I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?
If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes.
Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness."Nocturnal marketing was by bondagetgirl, not moi | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
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"Can we have animal facts? " A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..
Wha?
I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?
If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes.
Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness.
Nocturnal marketing was by bondagetgirl, not moi "Now I know who to blame for some PMs. | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
I reckon it's my nocturnal magnetism.
Perhaps it's your penis, Jim? Or your kettle boiling vid?
People like penises and hot drinks.
Hot brew & hot cock. You might have just found the secret formula "Ayyyy. | |||
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"ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!! You and your nocturnal magnetism.
Ayyy.
Maybe it was the chat room recruitment?!
And you didn't own up to your secret marketing haha..
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I thought KC suggested you were advertising on the chatrooms?
If you're going to talk to me, don't quote Mrs KC for goodness sakes.
Boo to my nocturnal clumsiness."Twonk. | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes " I’ve been shortchanged | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged " We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
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Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas"Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything! | |||
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"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years..." Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail. How bizarre. | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged " I'll be Kermit to your Miss Piggy  | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything! "I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving "How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this? | |||
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"Cows can sleep standing up but can only dream lying down " Laying down to dream of the rain I imagine | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged I'll be Kermit to your Miss Piggy "I’ve been called a muppet a fair bit to be fair | |||
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"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years... Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail. How bizarre." I've always said I was actually a dormouse, because I'm so good at curling up and hibernating | |||
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"Good animal facts everyone. "Animals is the tenth studio album by the English rock band Pink Floyd, released on 21 January 1977 | |||
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"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years... Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail. How bizarre. I've always said I was actually a dormouse, because I'm so good at curling up and hibernating "And they’re adorable | |||
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"Jamie, a snail can sleep for 3 years... Weird. I always identified as a woman but apparently I’m a snail. How bizarre. I've always said I was actually a dormouse, because I'm so good at curling up and hibernating
And they’re adorable "Ah, that's where the similarities end, I think | |||
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"Sorry got slightly side tracked, what did we miss? " No worries. Oh, the usual nocturnal nonsense. | |||
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"We've got another newbie, guys." I'm not sure my waving arm can cope with any more, Jim | |||
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"Evening folks... or should I say morning. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild Bill. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense and place of animal learning. | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving
How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this? "I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure they are ok with it | |||
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"Good animal facts everyone.
Animals is the tenth studio album by the English rock band Pink Floyd, released on 21 January 1977 " | |||
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"We've got another newbie, guys. I'm not sure my waving arm can cope with any more, Jim "You can do it. | |||
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"I'm sorry Jamie. I have no facts. Empty brain today.
It’s ok. We’ve had some excellent contributions so far. And this is only your first strike "I'll bring a medical note | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving
How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?
I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they are ok with it "Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill." I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill. I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different "Not just you !!! | |||
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"Animal facts.. giraffes don't have voice boxes" Exceptional fact, Bil! I always wondered why giraffes don’t make a sound | |||
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"Animal facts.. giraffes don't have voice boxes" Amazing. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill. I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different "Not sure if thats a good thing or not. | |||
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"I'm sorry Jamie. I have no facts. Empty brain today.
It’s ok. We’ve had some excellent contributions so far. And this is only your first strike
I'll bring a medical note "Thank you, Rose. I’ll take back the strike. | |||
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"The comfortable hopping speed for a kangaroo is about 21–26 km/h (13–16 mph), but speeds of up to 71 km/h (44 mph) can be attai_ed over short distances " They are speedy, kicky buggers | |||
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Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving
How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?
I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they are ok with it
Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert. "I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Wild Bill. I was momentarily confused by this username, I thought our friend from Texas was looking, well, different
Not sure if thats a good thing or not. "I think it's fair to say that the other wildbill is a little older and his hair is, well, different | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving
How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?
I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they are ok with it
Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.
I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself "Not with animals I'm going to add | |||
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"Nearly three percent of the Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine.... Penguins are getting smaller. There must be less pee. Did we just solve climate change?! " Almost certainly | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving
How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?
I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they are ok with it
Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.
I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself "A less evolved person would make a joke about checking your hard drive. But not I. | |||
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"Can we have animal facts? A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes I’ve been shortchanged We all have
Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving
How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?
I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they are ok with it
Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.
I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself
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"Elwphants are the only animal that cant jump" Elephants are my favourite animals. And you’re quickly becoming my favourite animal fact poster. | |||
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"Nearly three percent of the Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine.... Penguins are getting smaller. There must be less pee. Did we just solve climate change?! Almost certainly "We better get a Nobel Prize | |||
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Another fact
Male koalas have 2 penises and females 2 virginas
Do koalas always have twins?? Why do they need two of everything!
I don't think so, I think it's just to up chances of conceiving
How long does a koalas orgasm last? I feel it’s rude to ask. Are kolas prudish or will they be ok us talking about them like this?
I have no idea but they mate for around 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they are ok with it
Thank goodness. You’re quite the animal orgasm expert.
I've been responsible for a few here and there, had a couple myself
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We better get a Nobel Prize "We should. I'm still waiting for Sweden to call on the back of me bringing the North and South Koreans together. Maybe they wrote my phone number down wrong?! | |||
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"Bats always turn left when leaving a cave" Do they not have a right indicator? | |||
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"Still up here hope everyone is well feel free to dm for a chat "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Outlaw. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense in the early hours. Smileyface | |||
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"Bats always turn left when leaving a cave Do they not have a right indicator? " I think its cos they hold their maps in their right hand. I may be wrong tho. | |||
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"Bats always turn left when leaving a cave Do they not have a right indicator? I think its cos they hold their maps in their right hand. I may be wrong tho. " You’re a delight. You have changed my view in bats. | |||
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- had to have a go and yup, I’m still lovin that little blue face 
Quick hello to all the new ones *waves
Wayy too much chocolate today so it’s a day of guilt tomorrow ...
not really ... not until after the malteasers have all gone anyway
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"Elwphants are the only animal that cant jump Elephants are my favourite animals. And you’re quickly becoming my favourite animal fact poster. " Do you prefer Indian or African Elephants though? | |||
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