FabSwingers.com forum: Personalised FAB Merch Silliness

By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

So, after a discussion with Lord Erect of the Nocturnal in the wee early hours, I decided it would be a rather good (silly) idea to suggest objects to best encompass the essence of my fab friends.

I'd enjoy your suggestions - either for yourself, or one of your chums (No nasty ones, please)

I'll go first

A toilet seat with a pic of Erect Jim's face on it, as he has a proclivity for a sit down wee. I think many of you would enjoy sitting on his face.

I'd also offer one with his erect penis on it for those boys & girls who'd rather sit on his large cock, than his face.

#soldout

Over to you.....x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Oooh good idea!! I’d make an automatic pencil sharpener in the shape of Mr Mystiques bum that squeals every time you shove a pencil in

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oooh good idea!! I’d make an automatic pencil sharpener in the shape of Mr Mystiques bum that squeals every time you shove a pencil in

That made me howl

I'm mimicking the sound as I type

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Oooh good idea!! I’d make an automatic pencil sharpener in the shape of Mr Mystiques bum that squeals every time you shove a pencil in

That made me howl

I'm mimicking the sound as I type

I’d have to buy a LOT of pencils

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oooh good idea!! I’d make an automatic pencil sharpener in the shape of Mr Mystiques bum that squeals every time you shove a pencil in

That made me howl

I'm mimicking the sound as I type

I’d have to buy a LOT of pencils

I once had one in the shape of a cat's bumhole. I think I'd like this one better

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

A Meli doll that when you squeeze, recites little quips or poetry in her voice

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A Meli doll that when you squeeze, recites little quips or poetry in her voice

And when you squeeze her special place, it say "quim"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Erect penis bogroll holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A t-shirt that just says "Blocked" on it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A watermelon plushy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Clitoris door chime

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A Meli doll that when you squeeze, recites little quips or poetry in her voice

And when you squeeze her special place, it say "quim"

Ooo quim

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A shag shaped haribo

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Clitoris door chime

Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!

Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A t-shirt that just says "Blocked" on it"

Or Non flirty Spoilsport?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Clitoris door chime

Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!

Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A t-shirt that just says "Blocked" on it

Or Non flirty Spoilsport?

That sounds like a better idea

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Erect penis bogroll holder

Probably more suited to kitchen roll

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A watermelon plushy

That speaks French when you stroke it's beard? I'll have one of them!

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A shag shaped haribo "

I love this idea

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Clitoris door chime

Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!

Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X

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it would only work some of the time...but when it does... DING-DONG !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clitoris door chime

Wait!! You want the postman to find it!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Faf keyrings, t shirts

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Clitoris door chime

Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!

Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X

it would only work some of the time...but when it does... DING-DONG !!!!

Boom boom!

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Clitoris door chime

Wait!! You want the postman to find it!!"

Needs must, Sin. Single girl and all that

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Faf keyrings, t shirts "

I’d have a FAF tshirt!! Preferably with a v neck

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh good idea!! I’d make an automatic pencil sharpener in the shape of Mr Mystiques bum that squeals every time you shove a pencil in

Oh mio Dio ... hahahahahahahaha

I'd buy one!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Red you do know you're giving me ideas here don't you

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Faf keyrings, t shirts

I’d have a FAF tshirt!! Preferably with a v neck

J x"

Yes, I'd like one too. Green with red FAF. Good call x

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Red you do know you're giving me ideas here don't you

I certainly hope so, oh big boobied one. I'm hoping you'll come up trump's with a Scottish flavour for me

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A toilet seat with the words 'fill in later'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button

TwatNav

“You have arrived at your destination”

Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”

But whose voice should it be ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button

TwatNav

“You have arrived at your destination”

Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”

But whose voice should it be ??"

Janette Krankie

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button

TwatNav

“You have arrived at your destination”

Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”

But whose voice should it be ??

Janette Krankie

You mean Nicola Sturgeon?

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A toilet seat with the words 'fill in later'."

With EJ's face or cock though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button

TwatNav

“You have arrived at your destination”

Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”

But whose voice should it be ??

Janette Krankie

You mean Nicola Sturgeon? "
Same Thing

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A toy shark that says ‘evil bugger’ when you squeeze it

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A toy shark that says ‘evil bugger’ when you squeeze it "

Love it. Tom The Shark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toilet seat with the words 'fill in later'.

With EJ's face or cock though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Snog, fuck, avoid T-shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Octopus Dildo. 8 dildos in one

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

How about a cycling suit with pockets for Jelly Babies and relaxed groin area to accommodate the more "endowed" cyclist?

Let's call it the Taff SkinSuit

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A Snog, fuck, avoid T-shirt."

With interactive strategically placed buttons?

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"An Octopus Dildo. 8 dildos in one

For when your 6 friends come to visit!

(You get both holes, as you're the host!) X

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What about a swinger's door viewer.

When you look through it too see who's at the door it automatically filters swinger's from vanilla folk.

Vanilla appear as normal.

Swinger's are naked or is sexy outfits.

Ok it's not something that can actually work, but would certainly take the guesswork out of knowing if the carpet salesman ringing the doorbell would be up for an impromptu BJ should it be offered.

Or a track and trace style app/ see who's near style that let's you know if you have come into close contact with other swinger's maybe sounds as alarm or something much like the saucy doorbell does maybe a Kenneth Williams style " ohhhh matron"

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Oh SHit! Line of Duty!!

See yas in an hour! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh SHit! Line of Duty!!

See yas in an hour! Xx"
Priorities Sister

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"What about a swinger's door viewer.

When you look through it too see who's at the door it automatically filters swinger's from vanilla folk.

Vanilla appear as normal.

Swinger's are naked or is sexy outfits.

Ok it's not something that can actually work, but would certainly take the guesswork out of knowing if the carpet salesman ringing the doorbell would be up for an impromptu BJ should it be offered.

Ooh cracking idea!

The weirder the better, if you ask me

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oh SHit! Line of Duty!!

See yas in an hour! Xx Priorities Sister

Soz not soz!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I have been expanding my Grumpy merchandise lately

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Well I have been expanding my Grumpy merchandise lately

Ooh, do tell Grumpling!

Have you been selling FAF sausages?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Clitoris door chime

This is so a thing I’d buy.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Erect penis bogroll holder

Probably more suited to kitchen roll

Not that big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These clitoris door chimes, are they like those ones with cameras so you can see who's cumming

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"These clitoris door chimes, are they like those ones with cameras so you can see who's cumming

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the camera is in a hole underneath the button

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

How about glow-in-the-dark condoms with this image on the bellend:

They come in three sizes; micro, regular, and Sky size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customised sky remotes with your fab user name printed on them so your measurement pic can't be copied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A NSP/Fallen Angel/Tuberose personalised teatowel, with their choice of photochallenge picture on it!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Boob door chimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for my best fab friend it'll be a bacon sandwich. Its hilarious if you know the reasoning behind it and who they are.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Clitoris door chime

This is so a thing I’d buy. "

I'll get you one for your birthday

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A NSP/Fallen Angel/Tuberose personalised teatowel, with their choice of photochallenge picture on it!"

I love it!

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

A “Sydney University Swingers Research Alumni” T-shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A “Sydney University Swingers Research Alumni” T-shirt."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A “Sydney University Swingers Research Alumni” T-shirt."

I want one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny's Crumpets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, after a discussion with Lord Erect of the Nocturnal in the wee early hours, I decided it would be a rather good (silly) idea to suggest objects to best encompass the essence of my fab friends.

I'd enjoy your suggestions - either for yourself, or one of your chums (No nasty ones, please)

I'll go first

A toilet seat with a pic of Erect Jim's face on it, as he has a proclivity for a sit down wee. I think many of you would enjoy sitting on his face.

I'd also offer one with his erect penis on it for those boys & girls who'd rather sit on his large cock, than his face.

#soldout

Over to you.....x

Erm my friend wants to know when these are back in stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A NSP/Fallen Angel/Tuberose personalised teatowel, with their choice of photochallenge picture on it!

I love it!"

Me too

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Right, I'm back and catching up.

So far, I'd say the clitoris doorbell and the Mr Mystique pencil sharpener are my faves.

You're an enterprising lot, aren't you?

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"So, after a discussion with Lord Erect of the Nocturnal in the wee early hours, I decided it would be a rather good (silly) idea to suggest objects to best encompass the essence of my fab friends.

I'd enjoy your suggestions - either for yourself, or one of your chums (No nasty ones, please)

I'll go first

A toilet seat with a pic of Erect Jim's face on it, as he has a proclivity for a sit down wee. I think many of you would enjoy sitting on his face.

I'd also offer one with his erect penis on it for those boys & girls who'd rather sit on his large cock, than his face.

#soldout

Over to you.....x

Erm my friend wants to know when these are back in stock

I'm sure if you ask Jim nicely he'll let you sit on his

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A “Sydney University Swingers Research Alumni” T-shirt."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A t-shirt with

on the front

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A t-shirt with

on the front "

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"A t-shirt with

on the front "

Posh is on the case, Wonko. Would you like to model the prototype? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

essex_tom toenail clippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A t-shirt with

on the front

Posh is on the case, Wonko. Would you like to model the prototype? X"

No because that would mean taking a photo

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By *ed Volupta OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How about glow-in-the-dark condoms with this image on the bellend:

They come in three sizes; micro, regular, and Sky size

Fantastic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A t-shirt with

on the front "
I want one of those too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A Meli doll that when you squeeze, recites little quips or poetry in her voice

And when you squeeze her special place, it say "quim"

Dragon's Den worthy, without a shadow of a doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh for my best fab friend it'll be a bacon sandwich. Its hilarious if you know the reasoning behind it and who they are. "

I'm glad your husband thinks you're funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A custom 1 off "I'm not in" t-shirt for that wonko bloke

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A custom 1 off "I'm not in" t-shirt for that wonko bloke

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

"A t-shirt with

on the front

I assume it does not only have to be t-shirts could be panties, boxers. hats etc.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A t-shirt with

on the front I want one of those too

For the ladies version - stick googlie eyes on the tittie bits and when a jiggling they go side to side.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What about two t-shirts one says

" I'm not in the fab clique"

The other

"Registered fab clique member"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I want a

bumper sticker

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