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"Intelligence, humour, a glint in the eye and spine tingling kisses to seal the deal " Well I have 3/4 will that do haha | |||
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"Some woo with words of romance, some split your sides with laughter, while others might even seduce you via your stomach. Question is what’s the way that works on you the most?" Getting naked | |||
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"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol " Well are you? | |||
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"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol " You wear knickers? | |||
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do. Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. " I can do the reversing thing | |||
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"Make me laugh usually. And give off an air of being a top shagger." Is one of the two any good ? | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. " You know who that sounds just like ?? | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? " Thor? | |||
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do. Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. I can do the reversing thing " I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick | |||
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"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot! " Any extra points for bottle of port on top? | |||
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"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot! Any extra points for bottle of port on top? " Oh most definitely | |||
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do. Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. I can do the reversing thing I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick" Yep, sleeves rolled up, air of Nonchalance | |||
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"Hot water bottle" I want one now you've mentioned it, my little feet are freezing | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? Thor? " ppffftt | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? Thor? ppffftt " Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes " Which are both now gone | |||
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"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol Well are you? " Ha ha yes any time wonko lol x | |||
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"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol You wear knickers? " Emmm sort off they more like ankle warmers at this point ha ha | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? Thor? ppffftt Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys " Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman | |||
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"Make me laugh usually. And give off an air of being a top shagger. Is one of the two any good ? " Depends which one | |||
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do. Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. I can do the reversing thing I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick Yep, sleeves rolled up, air of Nonchalance" If you know, you know lol | |||
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"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot! " Are seeded crackers okay, and real butter? | |||
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"Humour and confidence, a bit of a cocky bugger but gets away with it x" Wen do I start ? X | |||
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"Lead me with a trail of jelly tots Lex" We should talk... | |||
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"Lead me with a trail of jelly tots Lex We should talk... " I can’t talk when my mouths full | |||
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"Humour and confidence, a bit of a cocky bugger but gets away with it x Wen do I start ? X " I suggest immediately | |||
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"Be Henry Cavill and I will be in bed quicker than a flash " I like the use of DC universe there! | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? Thor? ppffftt Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman " OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first | |||
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"Be Henry Cavill and I will be in bed quicker than a flash I like the use of DC universe there!" What can I say, just a regular wonder woman | |||
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this." Are you blue eyed? | |||
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"Cake. Will fuck for cake " I have Easter cake with chocolate eggs on top ! Where and when .... I’m setting off | |||
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this. Are you blue eyed?" Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts. | |||
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this. Are you blue eyed? Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts." I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower | |||
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this. Are you blue eyed? Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts. I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower " Are you Giles?? | |||
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this." I concur. | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone " Oh you beast | |||
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this. Are you blue eyed? Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts. I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower Are you Giles?? " I just need to buy specs then I’m Giles | |||
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"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot! " All out of chutney. Will picallili be ok? | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? Thor? ppffftt Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first " I get sloppy seconds then | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast " Yes correct | |||
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"Want to play hide and seek with some Haribo..... " Erm.. I can't comment on this | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? Thor? ppffftt Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first I get sloppy seconds then " Think of it as a gift to me, to have him first | |||
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"Sincerity and humour. Failing that, a big bar of dairy milk." I have a big bar of dairy milk.... | |||
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do. Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. " ... This made me laugh!! | |||
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"Sincerity and humour. Failing that, a big bar of dairy milk. I have a big bar of dairy milk.... " Ohhh behave you! You don't need chocolate to seduce me | |||
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"Cake. Will fuck for cake I have Easter cake with chocolate eggs on top ! Where and when .... I’m setting off " Can I watch you lick it? | |||
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"Cake. Will fuck for cake I have Easter cake with chocolate eggs on top ! Where and when .... I’m setting off Can I watch you lick it?" You can watch me lick something can’t promise it’s a cake that I’m gonna lick when I see you | |||
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss. It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. You know who that sounds just like ?? Thor? ppffftt Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first I get sloppy seconds then Think of it as a gift to me, to have him first " I'll wrap a bow on him for you | |||
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"Cake. Will fuck for cake " You and my mrs would get on well. She loves cake that much also | |||
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do. Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. " Well a pulse helps or its illegal | |||
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"Want to play hide and seek with some Haribo..... Erm.. I can't comment on this " I forgot them last night... | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct " Unleash the beast yourself next time | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time " Grrrr Roar Grunt | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt " Your house give me 30 mins | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins " 25 ?? | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins " Hell only need 5 | |||
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"A velvety deep voice: talk me into bed. " That's me knackered then. | |||
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"Cake. Will fuck for cake " Will salted caramel cake suffice? | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins Hell only need 5" He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think..... | |||
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"Want to play hide and seek with some Haribo..... Erm.. I can't comment on this " Why not? You can help hide them | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins Hell only need 5 He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think....." Was it that long ?? | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins Hell only need 5 He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think..... Was it that long ?? " I was trying to make you sound good... | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins Hell only need 5 He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think..... Was it that long ?? I was trying to make you sound good... " Nobody saw I'm safe | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins Hell only need 5 He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think..... Was it that long ?? I was trying to make you sound good... Nobody saw I'm safe " Secrets safe with me McNugget | |||
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"Brings Wine And cakes Which are both now gone Oh you beast Yes correct Unleash the beast yourself next time Grrrr Roar Grunt Your house give me 30 mins Hell only need 5 He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think..... Was it that long ?? I was trying to make you sound good... Nobody saw I'm safe Secrets safe with me McNugget " | |||
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"Einstein probably couldn’t solve the puzzle for getting me into bed " Steal your can of squirty cream and you'd have to get in the bed to get it back... | |||
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there " Would my address help lol x | |||
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there Would my address help lol x " In your mankini ? you are to far away so you are exempt | |||
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there Would my address help lol x In your mankini ? you are to far away so you are exempt " Would were it on our meet lol x | |||
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there Would my address help lol x In your mankini ? you are to far away so you are exempt Would were it on our meet lol x " That definitely won’t be getting me into bed | |||
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"Right now I would get into bed for a lump of cheese. Cheese needed " Are we talking 250 gms of mature chedder or something more exotic? | |||
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"Sing me a song and show me your knob Works like a charm." But I can't sing | |||
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"Intelligence, humour, a glint in the eye and spine tingling kisses to seal the deal " This all day long x | |||
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"I bet there's a few here who could suck a golf ball thorugh a garden hose " Yes Me | |||
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"I bet there's a few here who could suck a golf ball thorugh a garden hose Yes Me " And me | |||
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