FabSwingers.com forum: Best way to get you into bed?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some woo with words of romance, some split your sides with laughter, while others might even seduce you via your stomach. Question is what’s the way that works on you the most?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has boobs, will travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has boobs, will travel "

I am sold !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligence, humour, a glint in the eye and spine tingling kisses to seal the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake. Will fuck for cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swift club to the back of my head then drag me there

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.

Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go.

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

South West and North West

"Intelligence, humour, a glint in the eye and spine tingling kisses to seal the deal "

Well I have 3/4 will that do haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a sucker for woman who speaks sensibly and listen with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour is the number one way and donuts also help

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Brings Wine

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

Somebody taking the kids for the night, cant hit that pillow quick enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh at my jokes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile at me, make me laugh. Very rarely am interested unless I'm having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Make me laugh usually. And give off an air of being a top shagger.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Some woo with words of romance, some split your sides with laughter, while others might even seduce you via your stomach. Question is what’s the way that works on you the most?"

Getting naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol

Well are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol

You wear knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.

Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. "

I can do the reversing thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me laugh usually. And give off an air of being a top shagger."

Is one of the two any good ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Humour and confidence, a bit of a cocky bugger but gets away with it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings Wine

And cakes

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go.

I can do the reversing thing

I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot!

Any extra points for bottle of port on top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot!

Any extra points for bottle of port on top?

Oh most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go.

I can do the reversing thing

I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick"

Yep, sleeves rolled up, air of Nonchalance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot water bottle"

I want one now you've mentioned it, my little feet are freezing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

ppffftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer me chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prob taking me on a ski trip works the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

ppffftt

Oh come now. The man is hot

you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol

Well are you? "

Ha ha yes any time wonko lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol

You wear knickers?

Emmm sort off they more like ankle warmers at this point ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offer me chocolate "

If only it was ever that easy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

ppffftt

Oh come now. The man is hot

you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys

Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Make me laugh usually. And give off an air of being a top shagger.

Is one of the two any good ? "

Depends which one

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go.

I can do the reversing thing

I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick

Yep, sleeves rolled up, air of Nonchalance"

If you know, you know lol

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Lead me with a trail of jelly tots

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make me laugh

Feed me after

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Make me laugh and I'm halfway there

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot!

Are seeded crackers okay, and real butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be Henry Cavill and I will be in bed quicker than a flash

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Bottle of morgans

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Humour and confidence, a bit of a cocky bugger but gets away with it x"

Wen do I start ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lead me with a trail of jelly tots

Lex"

We should talk...

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Lead me with a trail of jelly tots

Lex

We should talk...

I can’t talk when my mouths full

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

SW18 London

Umm, I noticed you around.

I find you very attractive

I noticed you around, umm

I find you very attractive

Umm, would you go to bed with me?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Lots of pillows, big cosy duvet, a light breeze, silence and a heart warming book. I wouldn’t leave that bed for days

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Humour and confidence, a bit of a cocky bugger but gets away with it x

Wen do I start ? X "

I suggest immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Henry Cavill and I will be in bed quicker than a flash "

I like the use of DC universe there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

ppffftt

Oh come now. The man is hot

you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys

Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman

OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Henry Cavill and I will be in bed quicker than a flash

I like the use of DC universe there!"

What can I say, just a regular wonder woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this."

Are you blue eyed?

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Cake. Will fuck for cake

I have Easter cake with chocolate eggs on top ! Where and when .... I’m setting off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.

Are you blue eyed?"

Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.

Are you blue eyed?

Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts."

I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A good cheesecake will get my brown and yellow y-fronts off every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.

Are you blue eyed?

Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts.

I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower

Are you Giles??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this."

I concur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot water bottle"

Now he’s talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to play hide and seek with some Haribo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the crap and show us your cock.

Err I mean face.

Face first, then cock.

And make me laugh.

With you, not At you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.

Are you blue eyed?

Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts.

I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower

Are you Giles??

I just need to buy specs then I’m Giles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be genuine I’m yours

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot!

All out of chutney. Will picallili be ok?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

ppffftt

Oh come now. The man is hot

you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys

Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman

OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first

I get sloppy seconds then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast "

Yes correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of these responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelling my hanky usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the stairs.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Want to play hide and seek with some Haribo.....

Erm.. I can't comment on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

ppffftt

Oh come now. The man is hot

you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys

Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman

OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first

I get sloppy seconds then

Think of it as a gift to me, to have him first

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Just ask, though cake or doughnuts help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sincerity and humour.

Failing that, a big bar of dairy milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee and a nice biscuit and I’m sold

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sincerity and humour.

Failing that, a big bar of dairy milk."

I have a big bar of dairy milk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. "
... This made me laugh!!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Wit, devilishly good looks and charm ! Failing that Haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sincerity and humour.

Failing that, a big bar of dairy milk.

I have a big bar of dairy milk....

Ohhh behave you! You don't need chocolate to seduce me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A love of anal. I'm a simple creature

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Confident in themselves and make me laugh

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lemon drizzle cake embellished with a harp solo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake. Will fuck for cake

I have Easter cake with chocolate eggs on top ! Where and when .... I’m setting off

Can I watch you lick it?

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Cake. Will fuck for cake

I have Easter cake with chocolate eggs on top ! Where and when .... I’m setting off

Can I watch you lick it?"

You can watch me lick something can’t promise it’s a cake that I’m gonna lick when I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me laugh,

Wear a Lacey one piece,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of horlicks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.

It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.

You know who that sounds just like ??

Thor?

ppffftt

Oh come now. The man is hot

you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys

Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman

OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first

I get sloppy seconds then

Think of it as a gift to me, to have him first

I'll wrap a bow on him for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me it’s time for bed - pretty simple really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake. Will fuck for cake

You and my mrs would get on well. She loves cake that much also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. "

Well a pulse helps or its illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to play hide and seek with some Haribo.....

Erm.. I can't comment on this

I forgot them last night...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Best way to get me into bed? Carefully. I need assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just ask

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I'm rather partial to being asked "Can I go upstairs and lie down in your bed?"

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

For those who said cake, I’ll get baking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

25 ??

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

Hell only need 5

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Manners sense of humour dress to impress not over weight plenty of banter and of course have to be able to make us giggle x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well this may come as a surprise, but I've actually pulled in Morrison's on two occasions by running recipes past women as we looked at the same product at the same time. Now if I'm shopping, and I fancy someone, I wait for her to get to an appropriate aisle, and then strike up a conversation about the best way to cook the product.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisp , cool , white linen sheets!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Say "Hey, do you want to go to bed?".

LvM

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

And second to making me laugh, grab my hand and take me there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress sexy and make me laugh and I'm on my way!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Tell me she's wearing blue underwear.

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just be a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A velvety deep voice: talk me into bed.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A velvety deep voice: talk me into bed. "

That's me knackered then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say.. I warmed up your side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask ‘shall we go to bed?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence, make me laugh, be polite, spark interesting conversation, and take control. If I also like the look of you then you'll have my clothes off in no time xx

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

There's clean sheets on the bed and I need a skin to skin cuddle. That's me sold

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Cake. Will fuck for cake

Will salted caramel cake suffice?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Quiet confidence, quirkiness, make me laugh and just have a certain way about them

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Say you’ll get up first and make breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

Hell only need 5

He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to play hide and seek with some Haribo.....

Erm.. I can't comment on this

Why not?

You can help hide them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

Hell only need 5

He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think....."

Was it that long ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

Hell only need 5

He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....

Was it that long ??

I was trying to make you sound good...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

Hell only need 5

He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....

Was it that long ??

I was trying to make you sound good...

Nobody saw I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

Hell only need 5

He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....

Was it that long ??

I was trying to make you sound good...

Nobody saw I'm safe

Secrets safe with me McNugget

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings Wine

And cakes

Which are both now gone

Oh you beast

Yes correct

Unleash the beast yourself next time

Grrrr Roar Grunt

Your house give me 30 mins

Hell only need 5

He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....

Was it that long ??

I was trying to make you sound good...

Nobody saw I'm safe

Secrets safe with me McNugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Einstein probably couldn’t solve the puzzle for getting me into bed

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Food and a puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Einstein probably couldn’t solve the puzzle for getting me into bed

Steal your can of squirty cream and you'd have to get in the bed to get it back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake. Will fuck for cake

Which cake works best?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sleeping pills and a firemans carry

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Living in a bedsit with no other furniture might be a good move.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there "

Would my address help lol x

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there

Would my address help lol x "

In your mankini ?

you are to far away so you are exempt

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Tall

Dark hair

Cheeky banter

Military uniform for bonus points

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I bake cakes

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Make me laugh and my body tingle with just your kiss....

Not many can manage both x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay out a trail of chocolate to the bedroom, all because the lady loves milk tray. Xx

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Your sexy feminine come backs to my teasing, your smell, your femininity with a certain strength, spoiling me, letting me treat you...

Or..... just ask me politely

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

A tantalising smile and a mischievous glint in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to be seduced xxxx

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there

Would my address help lol x

In your mankini ?

you are to far away so you are exempt "

Would were it on our meet lol x

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there

Would my address help lol x

In your mankini ?

you are to far away so you are exempt

Would were it on our meet lol x "

That definitely won’t be getting me into bed

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Right now I would get into bed for a lump of cheese. Cheese needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I would get into bed for a lump of cheese. Cheese needed "

Are we talking 250 gms of mature chedder or something more exotic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me a chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have boobs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sing me a song and show me your knob

Works like a charm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me Seymour

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sing me a song and show me your knob

Works like a charm."

But I can't sing

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

South West and North West

I bet there's a few here who could suck a golf ball thorugh a garden hose

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By *issnkWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Intelligence, humour, a glint in the eye and spine tingling kisses to seal the deal "

This all day long x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I bet there's a few here who could suck a golf ball thorugh a garden hose

Yes Me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A trail of chocolate will work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a pandemic and i live alone ... its getting me out of bed that’s a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet there's a few here who could suck a golf ball thorugh a garden hose

Yes Me

And me

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Good laughs and good kisses

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