FabSwingers.com forum: If you HAD TO...

By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?

(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whale

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Crocodile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whale"

Sorry didn't think that through... I am getting hateful message from green peace

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?

(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course) "

Chinchillas!!! Have you felt how soft they are? Come to think of it, my hairy chest is soft anyway so it would be like for like.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A bear. It’s less hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaguar

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

101 dalmations

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A whale

Sorry didn't think that through... I am getting hateful message from green peace"

I'd imagine it'd still have barnacles on it... Ick...

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A bear. It’s less hairy "

It's actually "fewerer hairies" but I'll let you off.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?

(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course)

Chinchillas!!! Have you felt how soft they are? Come to think of it, my hairy chest is soft anyway so it would be like for like.

Can you imagine how HOT they are? Never be able to comfortably go sunbathing again. Unless it's November.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"101 dalmations"

Alright Cruella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frog. Maybe I'll turn in to a Prince on my next meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairless cats

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

A seagull, and shit on all the bastards that have tried to shit on me over the years.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

This thread puts me in mind of the Mr Burns song "See my vest" from the Simpsons.

Sample lyric: "See my loafers, former gophers, it was either that or skin my chauffeurs!"

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hairless cats "

Finding too easy on Fab as it is? Impressive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairless cats

Finding too easy on Fab as it is? Impressive... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hag fish

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?

(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course)

Chinchillas!!! Have you felt how soft they are? Come to think of it, my hairy chest is soft anyway so it would be like for like.

Can you imagine how HOT they are? Never be able to comfortably go sunbathing again. Unless it's November. "

Take it you don’t have a beauty chest haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chameleon, so I could change to different colours like I do my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chameleon, so I could change to different colours like I do my hair

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there would be no camouflage that would hide them tho ( o Y o ) haha

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mink

Whatever skin I choose will upset somebody so I might as well go for the jackpot

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Pig.

Then Id sun bathe. I love crackling mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A younger, hotter, female human

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Shark skin so it would be very flexible and very tight fitting but make me swim faster and would be mega armour protection.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

A dolphin.. Swimming with all the bikini clad women stroking me in warm waters

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A younger, hotter, female human

I think that might qualify as murder..

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A dolphin.. Swimming with all the bikini clad women stroking me in warm waters "

You the the reality would more be that you just had strange grey leathery skin and people would look at you in weird ways in aldi...

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I obviously would never kill anything but if I could choose the fur it would be a rabbit. I’m destined to return as a rabbit

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"A younger, hotter, female human

Are you buffalo bill? (Bad guy from silence of the lambs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A younger, hotter, female human

Hot and young enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger "

Because you're greeeaat?

Il get my coat

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A tiger "

A regular Joe Exotic huh?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

White tiger

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A zebra. I think that would look pretty striping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s questions like this that I need to think more about.

A labrador. I would look like a Kurt Russel overdose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger

Because you're greeeaat?

Il get my coat

Omg I’ve just seen this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger

A regular Joe Exotic huh?"

That’s funny it was a year since everyone was watching him

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A tiger

A regular Joe Exotic huh?

That’s funny it was a year since everyone was watching him

brand new Louis Theroux doc was on last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An imaginary Rhino please.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"An imaginary Rhino please."
Imaginary skin isn't very good at holding spleens and kidneys in place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger

A regular Joe Exotic huh?

That’s funny it was a year since everyone was watching him

brand new Louis Theroux doc was on last night."

I missed it! Was it any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An imaginary Rhino please.Imaginary skin isn't very good at holding spleens and kidneys in place."

A small price to pay instead of the life of a real Rhino.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d be a cuttlefish and flash warnings to people, or go all purple n red when I was in the mood for lurveeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A younger, hotter, female human

I think that might qualify as murder.. "

Hey, it wasn’t me who said we had to kill something and wear it’s skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A younger, hotter, female human

Jeeze woman how much hotter do you want to be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A younger, hotter, female human

Jeeze woman how much hotter do you want to be ?"

My next significant birthday will be my 60th..,,, ‘if I could turn back time’. I should write a song about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A younger, hotter, female human

Jeeze woman how much hotter do you want to be ?

My next significant birthday will be my 60th..,,, ‘if I could turn back time’. I should write a song about that

Your next significant birthday is almost a decade away lol. Maybe then you might need to go buffalo bill but not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mosquito, then it'd possibly lower malaria cases? That's a lot of mozzies gone...

But, if a mozzie gets my skin that's a big fucking bitey thing.

Tricky.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Some of those hairless cats I guess as I don't like hair but I need to have a beard so I think I'm going to require one pussy with hair also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ocelot.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A red panda or a highland cow

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