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The chocolate game

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I shaved off my curely wurlys and checked my knickers weren't crunchie as I fancied a marathon with a guy from mars. He arrived on a double decker as he was short of a wagon wheel on his truck. We gave it a twirl but the bounty he had promised me turned out to be a finger of fudge, so I called a time out and filled the milk tray for the kit kat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am a drifter baby, thats how u made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they do say that men are from Mars.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I shaved off my curely wurlys and checked my knickers weren't crunchie as I fancied a marathon with a guy from mars. He arrived on a double decker as he was short of a wagon wheel on his truck. We gave it a twirl but the bounty he had promised me turned out to be a finger of fudge, so I called a time out and filled the milk tray for the kit kat."
was all this after eight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tucked right into her creamy walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milkybar kid hates dark chocolate..it was like that in the wild west though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a quality, street meet today. He was a Turkish Delight, I have no idea what he said to me but as we HobNobbed beneath the Milky Way just after eight, I realized he was a flake! "Time out" I said,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a night of sexual Aero-bics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught a Double Decker to the Picnic

...yeah that was rubbish I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one is worse lol I Caramamac

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I needed a Boost so I tried a finger of fudge, it worked a Treet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said toffifee, I dont have a stutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Finger of Fudge

Is just enough

To try another hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load o Smarties...!! Still, being a swinging Minstrel, I shall Revel in this Topic and wander off to another Galaxy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one gone off TOPIC yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to talk a young turkish lady called freda into letting me get into her snickers last night. Wispa'd nice things in her ear, Stroked her bubbly's and let my hand wander south!

Suddenly I felt what seemed to be a banana!! Fruit? And nuts? Omg - the young lady was no lady! Freda was in fact 'freddo'!! Timeout!!!!

With a sudden boost of energy I ran away across the crunchie gravel of the car park, narrowly avoiding getting hit by a double decker.

What a night! It was well after eight, I was Like a drifter wandering the city's quality streets, popping into some starbars looking for anyone fun sized to enjoy a little rolo in the sack, but without a dime it was hopeless!

With no success and figuring I'd tried the whole galaxy I gave up, deciding that since my Turkish delight had turned out to be a total lion bastard I'd go home, twirl my curly wirly, revel in some self abuse - and next time avoid the Turks and maybe go for a Malteser instead!

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