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Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?  Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
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"Not first again  "And all is right with the world. | |||
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"Not first again
And all is right with the world. "Yes it is | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!"Thank you Jim and hello everyone else! Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today | |||
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"Hello Jim and Kinky and all who follow! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Happy Easter weekend! SmileyEasterface | |||
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"Darlings "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have a to go with your underwear. | |||
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"Evening Jim et all "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeede. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have a to go with your underwear."Thank you it will be orange underwear next. I will make a rainbow | |||
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" "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It doesn't look like it's time to get rid of the electric blanket yet.  Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. | |||
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"Jamie your new underwear pic is absolutely gorgeous " thank you KC. I’m blushing | |||
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"Hola!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mark. It's good to see you. How are you doing? | |||
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"Yoooooo. Hoooooo "Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface | |||
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"Hola! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mark. It's good to see you. How are you doing?" I'm good thanks mate - been given my first easter egg in I reckon 8 or 9 years! How are you? | |||
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"Not first again "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Happy Saturday night. | |||
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"Hello *waves* How is everybody? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. What's your favourite smell? | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It doesn't look like it's time to get rid of the electric blanket yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. "Good evening Jim! No the electric blanket will be installed for a while yet! Molly's purring back at ya! | |||
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"Good Evening Jim. I am trying the multiple e's in evening, but my phone's new update won't allow it! How has your day been?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.
It's been pretty much the same as the previous three hundred and something days. How was your dayyyyyyyyyyy? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!
Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!
Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today "Pootling and trotting, that'll do. | |||
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"Good evening brother Jim.....Happy Easter to you and everyone..... "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. What  have you got? | |||
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"Hello *waves* How is everybody? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. What's your favourite smell?" Hmmmmm that would have to be elderflowers in June. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!
Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!
Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today
Pootling and trotting, that'll do."And cantering I think I've persuaded No.1 Son to get back in the saddle and we're going on a long hack on the 12th. I've booked the day off work and everything! The Small One also enjoyed riding today. It's been a good day | |||
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"Jamie your new underwear pic is absolutely gorgeous
thank you KC. I’m blushing "I speak the truth, lovely lady | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have a to go with your underwear.
Thank you it will be orange underwear next. I will make a rainbow "That's an awesome underwear photo gallery idea. | |||
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"Good Evening Jim. I am trying the multiple e's in evening, but my phone's new update won't allow it! How has your day been? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.
It's been pretty much the same as the previous three hundred and something days. How was your dayyyyyyyyyyy?"I did some shopping today but spent rest of day quietly at home. | |||
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"Good evening jimbooooooo "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J&J. How was your Easter Saturday day? | |||
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"Watching Mr Freddie Mercury crazy thing called love " I'm saving that for tomorrow. Absolutely bloody love Queen | |||
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"Good evening  Mrs "Well good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Hella. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. | |||
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"Evening Jim. Evening Perverts. Bloody great Evening thank you dude "Evening perverts 
... so I guess that’s a hello from me then
Hi Jim  and everyone x
- excellent day today as he’s got the weekend off after a while working away - I may not survive | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella." Hello Mrs Hella *waves* | |||
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"Evening Jim. Evening Perverts. Bloody great Evening thank you dude "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I didn't ask how your evening is. But I'm pleased non the less to read that's it's a bloody great evening. Smileyface | |||
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"Watching Mr Freddie Mercury crazy thing called love " Spooky, I've been watching the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert on YouTube for the last hour. What is the Crazy Thing Called Love? | |||
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"Hola! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mark. It's good to see you. How are you doing? I'm good thanks mate - been given my first easter egg in I reckon 8 or 9 years! How are you?" 
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It doesn't look like it's time to get rid of the electric blanket yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Good evening Jim! No the electric blanket will be installed for a while yet! Molly's purring back at ya! " | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella." Hello, Mrs Hella! X | |||
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"Hello *waves* How is everybody? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. What's your favourite smell? Hmmmmm that would have to be elderflowers in June." Bring on the elderflowers. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!
Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!
Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today
Pootling and trotting, that'll do.
And cantering I think I've persuaded No.1 Son to get back in the saddle and we're going on a long hack on the 12th. I've booked the day off work and everything! The Small One also enjoyed riding today. It's been a good day "The small ¹ rode. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella." Hellloooo Mrs Hella - lovely profile pics - you’ll have your mojo back in no time Kate xx | |||
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"Good Evening Jim. I am trying the multiple e's in evening, but my phone's new update won't allow it! How has your day been? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.
It's been pretty much the same as the previous three hundred and something days. How was your dayyyyyyyyyyy?
I did some shopping today but spent rest of day quietly at home. "What was the best thing that you bought? | |||
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"Watching Mr Freddie Mercury crazy thing called love " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sapphire. That's champion. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You look very springy. | |||
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"Good evening brother Jim.....Happy Easter to you and everyone.....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. What have you got?"I have a resees easter egg....
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"Evening Jim, evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You look very springy." I'm feeling full of the joys of spring this evening. One of my favourite people in the world has had a really good evening and it's made me smile. | |||
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"Evening everyone! Hope you all are having a lovely Easter weekend "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, K1. I hope you're having the loveliest of lovely Easter weekends. SmileyEasterface | |||
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"Evening Jim. Evening Perverts. Bloody great Evening thank you dude
Evening perverts
... so I guess that’s a hello from me then
Hi Jim and everyone x
- excellent day today as he’s got the weekend off after a while working away - I may not survive "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. That news is great. | |||
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"Evening, all! I've just finished setting up Easter bunny trail, now the kids are finally asleep, and having a wee sit down with a cuppa and a browse of fab. I see you attracted some massive knobs, Jim! Congratulations
Mrs kf x"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Excellent mumming. I could do with a cup of tea. Thank you. x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. I see we are too late to achieve the coveted accolades of ¹st face, ²nd face or even ³rd face; we must try harder. How’s it hanging Jim? Have you ditched the blanket? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, CC. It's very nice to see you. You're just slightly too late for a ¹face. To the traditional left. Have I fuck. How are you? | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled " its crazy up here - none left in the local supermarkets! I left it til last minute today so have bad uncle points in the morning 
luckily a local place is doing easter egg cheesecakes (what a time to be alive!), so getting one delivered to the niece tomorrow.. hopefully back in the good books by tea time | |||
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"Good evening brother Jim.....Happy Easter to you and everyone.....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. What have you got?
I have a resees easter egg....
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Jim did you have a successful dick of a day? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. To be honest, yesterday was a better big dick day. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled its crazy up here - none left in the local supermarkets! I left it til last minute today so have bad uncle points in the morning
luckily a local place is doing easter egg cheesecakes (what a time to be alive!), so getting one delivered to the niece tomorrow.. hopefully back in the good books by tea time "I would t worry about it. I heard Easter is cancelled. But I hope your niece gets a cheesecake regardless of Easter being cancelled. And I hope a bunny delivers it to her | |||
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"Evening, all! I've just finished setting up Easter bunny trail, now the kids are finally asleep, and having a wee sit down with a cuppa and a browse of fab. I see you attracted some massive knobs, Jim! Congratulations
Mrs kf x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Excellent mumming. I could do with a cup of tea.
Thank you. x"You have a seat, I'll get it. Milk? Sugar? | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You look very springy. I'm feeling full of the joys of spring this evening. One of my favourite people in the world has had a really good evening and it's made me smile. " One for your friend and one for you. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled " I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! " I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up | |||
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"Yoooooo. Hoooooo
Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up " Get me the manager | |||
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"Evening, all! I've just finished setting up Easter bunny trail, now the kids are finally asleep, and having a wee sit down with a cuppa and a browse of fab. I see you attracted some massive knobs, Jim! Congratulations
Mrs kf x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Excellent mumming. I could do with a cup of tea.
Thank you. x
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"Yoooooo. Hoooooo
Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. "How was your day today? | |||
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I’ve just been putting Bob the builder stickers on cream eggs with my stepdaughter ready for her mental Easter egg hunt for her dad... I’ve proper laughed tonight | |||
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"Hi jim, today i have mostly been building bbqs "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. Nice work. All we need now is BBQ weather. | |||
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"Jim. Mrs KF would like to see you. " I saw. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up Get me the manager" How can I help you? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!
Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!
Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today
Pootling and trotting, that'll do.
And cantering I think I've persuaded No.1 Son to get back in the saddle and we're going on a long hack on the 12th. I've booked the day off work and everything! The Small One also enjoyed riding today. It's been a good day
The small ¹ rode. "She did. Her pony was called Lollipop and she had a jolly good time. She even held her reins properly to show me how she could do it | |||
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"Evening Jim and all I’ve just been putting Bob the builder stickers on cream eggs with my stepdaughter ready for her mental Easter egg hunt for her dad... I’ve proper laughed tonight "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saff. Saff, that is absolutely delightful to read. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up Get me the manager How can I help you?" Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one." Jamie did not provide a forwarding address  | |||
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x" Na night. x | |||
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"Good evening one and all
Jim did you have a successful dick of a day?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. To be honest, yesterday was a better big dick day."Well it was Good Friday I guess
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. I see we are too late to achieve the coveted accolades of ¹st face, ²nd face or even ³rd face; we must try harder. How’s it hanging Jim? Have you ditched the blanket? " Good evening, our saucy amigos! | |||
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x Na night. x"OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing? | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up Get me the manager How can I help you? Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy" I'll be here when you're ready. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one. Jamie did not provide a forwarding address "I think that's because she cancelled Easter. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up Get me the manager How can I help you? Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy I'll be here when you're ready." Ah shit. We're out of milk. Which cheeky fucker finished the milk and put the empty bottle back in the fridge?! | |||
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"Evening Jimerooski! Evening all! It is now only 12 days til I get my hair cut. I'm having a little advent type countdown to this most momentous , and longed for, occasion "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.    | |||
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"Good evening one and all
Jim did you have a successful dick of a day?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. To be honest, yesterday was a better big dick day.
Well it was Good Friday I guess
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x Na night. x
OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing? "There is indeed a secret list | |||
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"Evening Jimerooski! Evening all! It is now only 12 days til I get my hair cut. I'm having a little advent type countdown to this most momentous , and longed for, occasion
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. "I'll be able to show my face in public again. X | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one. Jamie did not provide a forwarding address
I think that's because she cancelled Easter."Ah. I had every intention of sending an too | |||
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x Na night. x
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x Na night. x
OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?
There is indeed a secret list "ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up Get me the manager How can I help you? Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy I'll be here when you're ready. Ah shit. We're out of milk. Which cheeky fucker finished the milk and put the empty bottle back in the fridge?! " Why would someone do that. | |||
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"Evening Jimerooski! Evening all! It is now only 12 days til I get my hair cut. I'm having a little advent type countdown to this most momentous , and longed for, occasion
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
I'll be able to show my face in public again. X"That's always good. x | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one. Jamie did not provide a forwarding address
I think that's because she cancelled Easter.
Ah. I had every intention of sending an too "Cancelling is much more my style. I like the chaos. | |||
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x Na night. x
OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?
There is indeed a secret list
ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you "I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new. | |||
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"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one. Jamie did not provide a forwarding address
I think that's because she cancelled Easter.
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"Yoooooo. Hoooooo
Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.
How was your day today?"Visited family. Made chocolate cake with peanut butter icing. Rested on laurels for remainder. | |||
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OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?
There is indeed a secret list
ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you
I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new."I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)
I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from
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Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x Na night. x
OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?
There is indeed a secret list
ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you
I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.
I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)
I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from
*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then "Crying emoji 
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It is also a euphemism for my menopausal self
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"[Removed by poster at 04/04/21 00:13:53] Nevermind. Twonk "Yes! | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday. I thought Jamie had cancelled it? "She's cancelled her Easter. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday. I thought Jamie had cancelled it? "She did. Sick of the vendetta Jim has against me. | |||
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OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?
There is indeed a secret list
ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you
I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.
I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)
I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from
*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then
Crying emoji
Puke is
I don't even know what razz means. Jim uses it for mega sticky-out tongue "Mega sticky out tongue in a good way though? lol or bad like nerrrrr ner Thanks for the instructions xx - had to copy & paste it though coz couldn’t work out the ‘ bit lol | |||
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"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x Na night. x
OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?
There is indeed a secret list
ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you
I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.
I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)
I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from
*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then
Crying emoji
Puke is
I don't even know what razz means. Jim uses it for mega sticky-out tongue
Mega sticky out tongue in a good way though? lol or bad like nerrrrr ner
Thanks for the instructions xx - had to copy & paste it though coz couldn’t work out the ‘ bit lol "I think Jim uses it towards me as ner ner, but in a wholesome, Shrewsbury sort of way. We can always have a  to smooth things over! | |||
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"Yoooooo. Hoooooo
Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.
How was your day today?
Visited family.
Made chocolate cake with peanut butter icing.
Rested on laurels for remainder.
That cake sounds delicious."Its a humdinger of a cake. Courtesy of the Goddess of Cake Nigella. | |||
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"Yoooooo. Hoooooo
Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.
How was your day today?
Visited family.
Made chocolate cake with peanut butter icing.
Rested on laurels for remainder.
That cake sounds delicious.
Its a humdinger of a cake.
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You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea "I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one | |||
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"Oi oi evening jimbo xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x | |||
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"Evening Jim, hope you are well... Did anyone manage to stay in touch with cindi-dreams? " Hi Midnight. I'll message you privately xx | |||
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"Oi oi evening jimbo xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x"Happy Easter to you xx | |||
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You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea
I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one "I’m a lot more doughier than I would like to be. Maybe an eggless Sunday is what’s needed. I was right to cancel Easter. | |||
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You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea
I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one "bonus points tonight for use of the word 'bip' | |||
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"Oi oi evening jimbo xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x
Happy Easter to you xx"How are you? How's the new  ? x | |||
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" I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.
I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)
I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from
*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then
Crying emoji
Puke is
I don't even know what razz means. Jim uses it for mega sticky-out tongue
Mega sticky out tongue in a good way though? lol or bad like nerrrrr ner
Thanks for the instructions xx - had to copy & paste it though coz couldn’t work out the ‘ bit lol
I think Jim uses it towards me as ner ner, but in a wholesome, Shrewsbury sort of way. We can always have a to smooth things over!"‘s make all things better
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"good evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin | |||
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"Oi oi evening jimbo xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x
Happy Easter to you xx
How are you? How's the new ? x"I'm ok thank you, how are you? Pooch is slightly aggressive & very attention needy but very cute xx | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave. You're a beautiful Dave. | |||
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"Oi oi evening jimbo xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x
Happy Easter to you xx
How are you? How's the new ? x
I'm ok thank you, how are you?
Pooch is slightly aggressive & very attention needy but very cute xx"Aw, what type of doggie? Is it a puppy? X | |||
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"Oi oi evening jimbo xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x
Happy Easter to you xx
How are you? How's the new ? x
I'm ok thank you, how are you?
Pooch is slightly aggressive & very attention needy but very cute xx"I'm okay too. I'm sure pooch will feel more settled and secure in time with you. x | |||
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"Oi oi evening jimbo xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x
Happy Easter to you xx
How are you? How's the new ? x
I'm ok thank you, how are you?
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Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave. You're a beautiful Dave."Nice cheeks too | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday. This is ridiculous Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!
You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea
I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one
I’m a lot more doughier than I would like to be. Maybe an eggless Sunday is what’s needed. I was right to cancel Easter. "Easter is available for our daughter, but she has two or three eggs from family (not us) and it will be rationed. I'm a very cruel mother! She went horse riding for Easter instead, much better, I think | |||
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Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave. You're a beautiful Dave."?????? | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday. This is ridiculous Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!
You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea
I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one
bonus points tonight for use of the word 'bip' "Thanks, though what on earth else would you call it when you wave your card near the machine and it says "bip"?! | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday. This is ridiculous Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!
You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea
I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one
I’m a lot more doughier than I would like to be. Maybe an eggless Sunday is what’s needed. I was right to cancel Easter.
Easter is available for our daughter, but she has two or three eggs from family (not us) and it will be rationed. I'm a very cruel mother! She went horse riding for Easter instead, much better, I think "Oh my fuck. I love horse riding! Horse riding on the beach is the best feeling ever! Lurkers, please do not make this dirty in my inbox. It is wholesome. | |||
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