FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your favourite quote from a famous person?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

You can have any colour as long as it is black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money can’t buy you happiness but it helps Prince

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

I told you I was unwell.

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

A man's kiss is his signature - Mae West

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stumble, make it part of the dance...

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

"I told you I was unwell. "

It's actually in Latin on his gravestone. Very good though.

Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live the rest of their lives in an institution?

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you like to live? In a state of conflict or a conflicted state?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer. "

You win

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana - Groucho

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I told you I was unwell.

It's actually in Latin on his gravestone. Very good though.

Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live the rest of their lives in an institution?

Groucho Marx"

Written in Irish... Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite, Irish for "I told you I was ill".

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Stan Laurel - “you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick is like my music but harder to swallow - immortal technique

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer.

You win"

Oh yeah?

Well, as the Esperanto would say, “Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!” And I think we all know what that means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer.

You win"

Nope.."strap this on your sore ass!"

Predator, forget the character who said it, but is a contender.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer.

You win

Oh yeah?

Well, as the Esperanto would say, “Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!” And I think we all know what that means."

Yes, it means, “Could you send for the hall porter, there appears to be a frog in my bidet.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The unexamined life is not worth living.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer.

You win

Oh yeah?

Well, as the Esperanto would say, “Bonvoro alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!” And I think we all know what that means.

Yes, it means, “Could you send for the hall porter, there appears to be a frog in my bidet.”"

Correctomundo.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer. "

That's a classic, another fav of mine is

"Ah ha missed both my legs"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Life is like a toilet roll. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Look after your broom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love deadlines. I especially like the sound they make as they go flying past

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." - Oscar Wilde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitters Full

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"A man's kiss is his signature - Mae West"

It's not the men in my life it's the life in my men.

Same

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

""Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." - Oscar Wilde."

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Same

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan
over a year ago

nearby

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Lady Astor: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.

Winston Churchill: And if you were my wife I'd drink it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Dorothy Parker

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Bill Clinton

"I did not have sexual relations with that Women"

(You did, she's kept the jizz on her dress!)

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

No amount of money ever bought a second of time- Tony Stark

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

‘It is never too late to be what you might have been’

George Eliot

Wise bird that one.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Twitter ye not.

Frankie Howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear...I don't give a dam

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Alan Hanson

You can't win anything with kids

...Doh

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Twitter ye not.

Frankie Howard"

Lol damn auto carrot.

Titter

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes.

Beth Gaga shaggy

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Anti wrinkle cream there may be but anti fat b*****d cream there is none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no school like old school, and I'm the fucking head master....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is from Rocky, ‘it’s not about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you get hit and keep moving forward’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will never be criticised by someone who is doing more than you. You will be criticised by someone doing less.

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