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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As it has been a few months since a Hope/Lois one of these, pull up a chair and join in if you feel like it.

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here.

I will not post any horrible messages. I won’t post any for me and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please from me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in if I may Hope...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in if I may Hope..."

All are welcome at a Hope aka Lois SS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a while

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

In

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in if I may Hope...

All are welcome at a Hope aka Lois SS "

missed these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I am in.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hopefully

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll play thanks Hope x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh yes please... thank you Lois

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

F&B

May I have your anus and rectum please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F&B

May I have your anus and rectum please?"

Tbh I could have written that to myself !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

chill out :

I want to see your red brief again !

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"F&B

May I have your anus and rectum please?

Tbh I could have written that to myself ! "

We need evidence that you didn’t

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

In for a little while x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In for photographs only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I have to be a Fairy Godmother here with this one:

Please help me Hope.

I fancy the pants of Fallen Angel but alas I think she is unaware of me and definitely my desires. Please help me your my only hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F&B

May I have your anus and rectum please?

Tbh I could have written that to myself !

We need evidence that you didn’t "

Can't deny or confirm it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morningstar: I'd like to do your starfish chocolate while eating Kotlet schabowy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fallen angel : do you mind wanking my balls ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pink genie :

The way your hair falls on your shoulders makes me cum faster because I think about swallow waterfalls

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Horny Irish

I'd love to be astride you...assume the position if you don't mind x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"chill out :

I want to see your red brief again !"

They're washing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tea monkey

I'm still dreaming about that Monkey sandwich

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Be nice to actually play this for once I guess..

So I'm in gorgeous lovely sexy bestest people in the world

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Be nice to actually play this for once I guess..

So I'm in gorgeous lovely sexy bestest people in the world "

Suckup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pink genie :

The way your hair falls on your shoulders makes me cum faster because I think about swallow waterfalls"

I actually almost spat out my drink reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

F&B I look forward to the day we can meet again and play hide the sausage. your Mr M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like I have to be a Fairy Godmother here with this one:

Please help me Hope.

I fancy the pants of Fallen Angel but alas I think she is unaware of me and definitely my desires. Please help me your my only hope."

I may or may not be aware/unaware, but as I don’t know who you are. I don’t know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saffron may I melt some cream eggs and pour it in your bellybutton so I can dip a little soldier in it please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fallen angel : do you mind wanking my balls ?"

Mr Mystique, how does one wank balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To a girl i miss you and i love you still to this day just as strong as i ever have and that will never change no matter what the world is you made me a better me and im forever yours xxxxx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"fallen angel : do you mind wanking my balls ?

Mr Mystique, how does one wank balls?"

It wasn’t me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cityjeans :

The stallion of Devon Gives me shivers when thinking about him shoving his spade in my bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fallen angel : do you mind wanking my balls ?

Mr Mystique, how does one wank balls?

It wasn’t me "

Well. I bet you know how anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FallenAngel-1

A beautiful woman, a beautiful soul and a beautiful friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

F&B i hope to make your French baguette crumb someday

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea monkey

I'm still dreaming about that Monkey sandwich"

I still don’t know who you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saffron your eyes are like deep Wells of desire, once in your arms I’m a survivor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pink Genie, bring your riding crop

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Saffron may I melt some cream eggs and pour it in your bellybutton so I can dip a little soldier in it please?"

bellybuttons are just wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To a girl i miss you and i love you still to this day just as strong as i ever have and that will never change no matter what the world is you made me a better me and im forever yours xxxxx"

This is just beautiful

Lucky lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

F&B, it’s been too long since you ravaged and pillaged my anus in your Fiat, can we do it again please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pink Genie, bring your riding crop"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

City Jeans - I want to visit that Yurt, tie you down and do filthy things to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

City Jeans.

How are the goats in Devon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mystique

I yearn for the day your magnificent erection comes bursting out of your jeans and into my mouth.

Thank you for your patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"City Jeans.

How are the goats in Devon?"

Still free range

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Swing I am very impressed by the size of your... virus contributions and I sometimes come over all hot and bothered when I look at your ... science bits

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamiehants

You’re so gorgeous, and you make me howl with laughter

Thank you lovely

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Notsoposh a beautiful, lovely woman, who doesn’t know how special she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too please x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mystique

I yearn for the day your magnificent erection comes bursting out of your jeans and into my mouth.

Thank you for your patience."

This is F&B isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie Hants, I find your clumsiness endearing. Will you do me the honour of being my wife and life partner ?

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Notsoposh. Have you ever given a posh wank with your little finger out?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Aww I love these. I'm in please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie Hants: She puts the lotion on the skin unless she gets the hose again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the only one I really want.

It's been so long, it is so far.

But you still make me smile every day through my tears

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

You can count me in please lex

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Notsoposh a beautiful, lovely woman, who doesn’t know how special she is "

Aww thank you mystery person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie - friends don't let friends see their exes with bad eyeshadow!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Notsoposh. Have you ever given a posh wank with your little finger out? "

Not yet but I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morningstar: I'd like to do your starfish chocolate while eating Kotlet schabowy"

Is that a French custom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tea how was the threesome? Was he all you imagined him to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Order66

I want you to lie on my naked body and talk me into submission

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CitizenSin

Happy are those that unashamedly use google translate but also those who view your profile

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie Hants: She puts the lotion on the skin unless she gets the hose again "

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NSP: As the day in coming to a close, I would like to slowly undress you, caress my finger around your body. As you skin tingle, pressing my lip on yours and hearing the breath of anticipation as my hands glide down to lift you closer toward me and that breath of excitement as you feel our bodies first connection.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Order66

I want you to lie on my naked body and talk me into submission"
Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MisAdventure69 - could you show me the breaststroke sometime?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Order66

That little cottage would be heavenly right now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Order 66

Now please

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie Hants, I find your clumsiness endearing. Will you do me the honour of being my wife and life partner ?"

Absolutely. All I need is an anonymous marriage and my bucket list is complete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie Hants, I find your clumsiness endearing. Will you do me the honour of being my wife and life partner ?"

Wow, what an offer.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie - friends don't let friends see their exes with bad eyeshadow!"

Never a truer word spoken!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP: As the day in coming to a close, I would like to slowly undress you, caress my finger around your body. As you skin tingle, pressing my lip on yours and hearing the breath of anticipation as my hands glide down to lift you closer toward me and that breath of excitement as you feel our bodies first connection."

Erm.... that worked

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Saffron your eyes are like deep Wells of desire, once in your arms I’m a survivor"

What’s that from?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie Hants, I find your clumsiness endearing. Will you do me the honour of being my wife and life partner ?

Absolutely. All I need is an anonymous marriage and my bucket list is complete. "

Yay I can get a hat

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie Hants, I find your clumsiness endearing. Will you do me the honour of being my wife and life partner ?

Absolutely. All I need is an anonymous marriage and my bucket list is complete.

Yay I can get a hat "

finally!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Be nice to actually play this for once I guess..

So I'm in gorgeous lovely sexy bestest people in the world

Suckup"

Me ??

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over a year ago


"CitizenSin

Happy are those that unashamedly use google translate but also those who view your profile "

I apologise to both groups of people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm x

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"MisAdventure69 - could you show me the breaststroke sometime?"

I have a certificate in breastroking ...and I'm rather fond of the front crawl too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jamie Hants, I find your clumsiness endearing. Will you do me the honour of being my wife and life partner ?

Absolutely. All I need is an anonymous marriage and my bucket list is complete.

Yay I can get a hat

finally! "

Would you have the wedding after I get my post lockdown haircut? Otherwise I will need a bigger hat than normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be nice to actually play this for once I guess..

So I'm in gorgeous lovely sexy bestest people in the world

Suckup"

Aww I do like a Secret Service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside age range not allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

little bit late, but im in

Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkle1974:

As the fires crackle in the fireplace and the light reflects from your eyes, know that as I press my fingers to sensualy release that burning passion, each moment shall be caught in time with the feeling of pure bliss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Outside age range not allowed "

Oh it isn't your age as my age filters are down. I think probably because you are a newbie.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Yet again I’m so late, however, I am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder if anyone can help me i dont know how to turn down the potency of my minge magnet

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Order66

That little cottage would be heavenly right now x"
Very soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quacksplat- you’re such a beautiful person, both inside and out. I hope things get better for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quacksplat - will you put your ring on my cock and marry me?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Order 66

Now please"
Certainly, tied up and teasing you until you beg for more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quacksplat- you’re such a beautiful person, both inside and out. I hope things get better for you "

regardless of who i think this is, or not, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join please? X

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I wonder if anyone can help me i dont know how to turn down the potency of my minge magnet"

I have this problem too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quacksplat - will you put your ring on my cock and marry me? "

how about you put your cock in my ring, and marry me that way instead?

marriage via anal is a thing, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chill, I want you

Cinnamon bagel afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Skydrol

Come sit on my lap and dangle your bits in my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mumbles1

Definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quacksplat - will you put your ring on my cock and marry me?

how about you put your cock in my ring, and marry me that way instead?

marriage via anal is a thing, right? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone can help me i dont know how to turn down the potency of my minge magnet

I have this problem too "

Woo woo

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in xx

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Hello not real mother in law ill play for a little bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Posh FAF NOW Please !!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Skydrol

Come sit on my lap and dangle your bits in my face "

Ooo of course mystery person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Essexman65 - I would lower my filters and my knickers just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie Hants, I totally believe your boyfriend is real, I will not have it said he isn’t.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Do I get a easter egg thrown in? If that's the case I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not long now and we’ll be walking that coastal path, it may be cold & wet on the day but seeing your smile and your company will keep me warm, if that’s fails fish supper on the beach it is

It’s been to long, see you soon

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Dear Hope

It is wonderful to read you doing these threads again. I very much enjoy reading your kind and humourous presence in the forums and I hope soon we find you a penis that will remove any cobwebs.

Signed

Me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hello not real mother in law ill play for a little bit "

Yay dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Hope

It is wonderful to read you doing these threads again. I very much enjoy reading your kind and humourous presence in the forums and I hope soon we find you a penis that will remove any cobwebs.

Signed

Me."

We will never know who this mystery message is from.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Good to see you back doing this Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

devil angel, can I undo those bikini briefs with my teeth, then slowly n sensually lick up the inside of your thighs, as you spread your legs wider, in anticipation of my tongue, tasting your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good to see you back doing this Hope "

Good to be seen

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Hello not real mother in law ill play for a little bit

Yay dude "

Hello dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grumpy

You're the best

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"devil angel, can I undo those bikini briefs with my teeth, then slowly n sensually lick up the inside of your thighs, as you spread your legs wider, in anticipation of my tongue, tasting your pussy"

Sounds good mystery person, even better if you tell me who you are

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Dear Hope

It is wonderful to read you doing these threads again. I very much enjoy reading your kind and humourous presence in the forums and I hope soon we find you a penis that will remove any cobwebs.

Signed

Me.

We will never know who this mystery message is from. "

It is a true mystery. will solve it and spank whoever the mystery sender is for their awful spelling of humorous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Hope

It is wonderful to read you doing these threads again. I very much enjoy reading your kind and humourous presence in the forums and I hope soon we find you a penis that will remove any cobwebs.

Signed

Me."

Thanks Meli

I think a feather duster for the cobwebs might be more apt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ykwya - imy, is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

City Jeans

Your personal brand of wit and your fine personage make me wet

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Chill, I want you

Cinnamon bagel afterwards? "

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Hope

It is wonderful to read you doing these threads again. I very much enjoy reading your kind and humourous presence in the forums and I hope soon we find you a penis that will remove any cobwebs.

Signed

Me.

We will never know who this mystery message is from.

It is a true mystery. will solve it and spank whoever the mystery sender is for their awful spelling of humorous. "

This is a thread of peace and no spelling police patrolman threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Martyn

Always and forever the bestest friend.

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Testarossa would you ride me like a race horse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prin

You're a beautiful soul inside and out. I hope soon the bad days are fewer and filled with all the good you deserve.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy

You're the best "

This I know. But who is this ( OK I probably know)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pink Genie

It's a shame your lovely face is hidden once more.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Martyn

Always and forever the bestest friend."

And she is and always be my bestest friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pink Genie

It's a shame your lovely face is hidden once more. "

I'm sorry, its in friends pics though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can i join in for a bit?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Late to the party, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grumpy

I've admired you from afar and wonder if I might come in your inbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a crush

Or am I crushed on

Not in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have a crush

Or am I crushed on

Not in "

I am not in either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mystique

I yearn for the day your magnificent erection comes bursting out of your jeans and into my mouth.

Thank you for your patience.

This is F&B isn’t it "

O

I swear on your life that it was not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pink genie....I know just what Shibari body harness youll look killer in....as your tied to the bed being spanked with a paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. I might try this. ...okay I will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the forum

You all rock. Big style. With air guitar and everything.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy

I've admired you from afar and wonder if I might come in your inbox? "

My box has yet to be come in but yeah fuck it , why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

woody B

The way you hold the thingy you are holding in your profile picture makes me want to fuck your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pink genie....I know just what Shibari body harness youll look killer in....as your tied to the bed being spanked with a paddle"

Oh god, whoever you are... yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kissing Kelly, can I feel your boobs

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm late as normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woody

You still haven't been to fix my place like a badly acting porn star.

Please correct this oversight asap

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea how was the threesome? Was he all you imagined him to be? "

That’s weird! I’ve not had one for years!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Martyn

Always and forever the bestest friend.

And she is and always be my bestest friend "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pink genie....

If you put your pit mind to it you could work out...who it is who wants to.....

Tie you up in knots, then tease you from head to toe, till your legs are buckaling with orgsamic verfour, as my tongue finishes you off flicking your clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pink genie....

If you put your pit mind to it you could work out...who it is who wants to.....

Tie you up in knots, then tease you from head to toe, till your legs are buckaling with orgsamic verfour, as my tongue finishes you off flicking your clit"

Still no clue but it sounds great

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

x Lexi x you are fit from your secret admirer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

_tephanj

Please fill me left ear in with your penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will search for you through 1,000 worlds and 10,000 lifetimes until I find you again

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in please

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


" x Lexi x you are fit from your secret admirer?"

Thank you. I’d love to know who this is

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Always join at the last minute!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Part 2 up now

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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