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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No Kids or Low Lifes. Including all those who posted on the Zoo thread. Infants !

Post only sophisticated notices........

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Kids or Low Lifes. Including all those who posted on the Zoo thread. Infants !

Post only sophisticated notices........

Thank you."
Dont hold your breath Ms Crumpet!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ok granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"No Kids or Low Lifes. Including all those who posted on the Zoo thread. Infants !

Post only sophisticated notices........

Thank you. Dont hold your breath Ms Crumpet!"

I am holding my Brazilian cheeks tight shut at the moment ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I can't do sophistomacated

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Say a pome or something ....that's what growd ups do.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

[Removed by poster at 05/08/12 21:46:11]

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Q/how many sophisticated australians does it take to change a light bulb.

A/both of them.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

`Twas on the good ship Venus ......

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Say a pome or something ....that's what growd ups do."

Roses are red;

Violets are blue;

Some poems rhyme;

But this one doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is dull ...I'm off to practice being a wildcat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Say a pome or something ....that's what growd ups do."

Oh Granny Crumpet, half the size of me. Hairs on her fanny like the branches of a tree. In the bed, out the bed and up against the wall. Don't wind her up else she will bite your fucking balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading a science magazine: the inner workings of the quantum vagina

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm reading a science magazine: the inner workings of the quantum vagina"

I think you'll find it's cuntcum vagina ... I lament the education system in Scotia I really do.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Say a pome or something ....that's what growd ups do.

Oh Granny Crumpet, half the size of me. Hairs on her fanny like the branches of a tree. In the bed, out the bed and up against the wall. Don't wind her up else she will bite your fucking balls "

Is that you Shakespeare ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Say a pome or something ....that's what growd ups do.

Oh Granny Crumpet, half the size of me. Hairs on her fanny like the branches of a tree. In the bed, out the bed and up against the wall. Don't wind her up else she will bite your fucking balls

No just poor Yorick

Is that you Shakespeare ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.

Granny crumpet is a strumpet

Fem fatal of pleasure

Make her cum then give her one

And use her at your leisure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poem for the lonely:

"Hello"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny, oh I love you so

'specially in your nighty

And when the moonlight flits across your tits

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poem for the lonely:

"Hello""

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the second poster on this thread? they left

...told you this thread was dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"farts and leaves..."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


""farts and leaves...""
open the fecking window, thats rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""farts and leaves..."open the fecking window, thats rank "

closes window I was analyzing what he had for dinner

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


""farts and leaves..."open the fecking window, thats rank

closes window I was analyzing what he had for dinner"
*opens window again ....stands tapping foot, with hand on hip*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""farts and leaves..."open the fecking window, thats rank

closes window I was analyzing what he had for dinner*opens window again ....stands tapping foot, with hand on hip* "

look a UFO!

nice arsecrack btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say a pome or something ....that's what growd ups do.

Roses are red;

Violets are blue;

Some poems rhyme;

But this one doesn't. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maturity and posting on forums ....

thats an oxymoron surely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny, oh I love you so

'specially in your nighty

And when the moonlight flits across your tits

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!"

Brilliant!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Bump

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