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"A box full of mankinis "I so want a mankini | |||
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im still bringing tequila, and my sparkling personality 
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"urmmm you know i was front and centre for that orgy!
im still bringing tequila, and my sparkling personality
Px"Where's the rest of the gang?! | |||
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"Wearing??? 
I'll bring the champagne, added bubbles  "I like the way you think! | |||
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"I'll bring cake " You know the drill! No crumbs in the hot tub please! I'll bring some towels, loungers and cushions for poolside snacking  | |||
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"I think I drank all the pink gin from the last one. But I'll bring more of that and spiced rum. " Bloody pisshead 
What mixers would you like?
I'll bring tiki rum and lemonade...
But I'm going to need a strong pairs of hands to keep a firm hold incase I slip underwater | |||
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"Wearing - a smile? Bringing - Prosecco Sitting in between quacksplat and posh "It's a fine place to be! ... I'm hoping there's a gentleman's lap I can sit on (or you know, Mr Racer will do)... I'll sit opposite, so I have a great view | |||
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"Omg hottubs are my favourite thing! Wearing- nothing Bringing- libido Sitting- at the back with all the boys having a free for all! "You hogging all the menfolk!  the cheek! | |||
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"Wearing - a smile? Bringing - Prosecco Sitting in between quacksplat and posh
It's a fine place to be! ... I'm hoping there's a gentleman's lap I can sit on (or you know, Mr Racer will do)... I'll sit opposite, so I have a great view "Boobs  .
Maybe there will be a lap I can sit on too, in between those gorgeous ladies | |||
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"Wearing - a smile? Bringing - Prosecco Sitting in between quacksplat and posh
It's a fine place to be! ... I'm hoping there's a gentleman's lap I can sit on (or you know, Mr Racer will do)... I'll sit opposite, so I have a great view
Boobs .
Maybe there will be a lap I can sit on too, in between those gorgeous ladies "Oh... there he goes... I've lost Mr Racer to the club sandwich of the hottub  | |||
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"Omg hottubs are my favourite thing! Wearing- nothing Bringing- libido Sitting- at the back with all the boys having a free for all!
You hogging all the menfolk! the cheek! "Well not all of them just 4 or so! | |||
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"I think I drank all the pink gin from the last one. But I'll bring more of that and spiced rum. Bloody pisshead
What mixers would you like?
I'll bring tiki rum and lemonade...
But I'm going to need a strong pairs of hands to keep a firm hold incase I slip underwater "Lemonade for me gorgeous please! We definitely need the strong armed ones to stop slippage! | |||
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"I'll be naked sat over there in the corner. I'll bring buns and JD." Keep the JD.. but can I pinch a Cream Egg?... | |||
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"Wearing - a smile? Bringing - Prosecco Sitting in between quacksplat and posh "
be careful my wandering hands!
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"Wearing - a smile? Bringing - Prosecco Sitting in between quacksplat and posh
be careful my wandering hands!
Px"Didn't we have snorkels last time?... just call me Mrs Shark | |||
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"Wearing - a smile? Bringing - Prosecco Sitting in between quacksplat and posh
be careful my wandering hands!
Px"Here’s hoping | |||
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"I'll be naked sat over there in the corner. I'll bring buns and JD. Keep the JD.. but can I pinch a Cream Egg?..." Yes but you can't use your hands | |||
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"I'll be naked sat over there in the corner. I'll bring buns and JD. Keep the JD.. but can I pinch a Cream Egg?... Yes but you can't use your hands "Challenge accepted.. you're on the lounger not in the hottub right?... I can't hold my breath that long | |||
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"I'll be naked sat over there in the corner. I'll bring buns and JD. Keep the JD.. but can I pinch a Cream Egg?... Yes but you can't use your hands
Challenge accepted.. you're on the lounger not in the hottub right?... I can't hold my breath that long "Unless you have a feet fetish?... and I don't think I'm that dextrous | |||
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"Not sure I have the stamina for an orgy these days "Just come, relax and enjoy the view then | |||
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"Not sure I have the stamina for an orgy these days
Just come, relax and enjoy the view then "I can do that. Might be able to squeeze one or two in | |||
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Bringing - extra dark list balls
Sitting - it won’t be in one spot  | |||
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"I'll be naked and bringing 2 seats with me.....my lap and my face "Oooh ya minx! | |||
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"Wearing - nothing
Bringing - extra dark list balls
Sitting - it won’t be in one spot "Can you play lifeguard please? I might need help after retrieving PPs cream egg! *swoon* Needs kiss of life... | |||
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"I'm bringing all the BBQ Meat "My kinda man! | |||
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Two wide knees if you want a seat ladies and I'll bring spare man servant to stand in attendance and bring you gin or wine at your bidding. | |||
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"I think I drank all the pink gin from the last one. But I'll bring more of that and spiced rum. Bloody pisshead
What mixers would you like?
I'll bring tiki rum and lemonade...
But I'm going to need a strong pairs of hands to keep a firm hold incase I slip underwater "Yes to the tiki rum! I shall bring a supply too | |||
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"I'm bringing all the BBQ Meat
My kinda man!
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"Wearing - a white bikini Brining - dance moves Sitting - between tmontana1 and paul_tat "Well Tmontana high five think we have our spots sorted | |||
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"Wearing - nothing
Bringing - extra dark list balls
Sitting - it won’t be in one spot
Can you play lifeguard please? I might need help after retrieving PPs cream egg!
*swoon*
Needs kiss of life... "It’s not baywatch it’s fabwatch | |||
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"Wearing - a white bikini Brining - dance moves Sitting - between tmontana1 and paul_tat
Well Tmontana high five think we have our spots sorted "Aren’t we lucky | |||
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"Wearing - a white bikini Brining - dance moves Sitting - between tmontana1 and paul_tat
Well Tmontana high five think we have our spots sorted
Aren’t we lucky "Head or tails | |||
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"I’m bringing a flute, champagne, white tee shirt and lotion "God forbid that white tshirt should get wet.... | |||
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"Budge over for not quite such a little one
Two wide knees if you want a seat ladies and I'll bring spare man servant to stand in attendance and bring you gin or wine at your bidding."Ooh I like this plan! I've got a BBQ chef and a drinks waiter! Plus a comfy seat | |||
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"I’m bringing a flute, champagne, white tee shirt and lotion
God forbid that white tshirt should get wet.... "Not sure anyone would intentionally get it wet would they | |||
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"I’m bringing a flute, champagne, white tee shirt and lotion
God forbid that white tshirt should get wet....
Not sure anyone would intentionally get it wet would they "Nope....
Never.
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"I’m bringing a flute, champagne, white tee shirt and lotion
God forbid that white tshirt should get wet....
Not sure anyone would intentionally get it wet would they
Nope....
Never.
Maybe."Maybe I will just have someone put the lotion on on me just in case | |||
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"I’m bringing a flute, champagne, white tee shirt and lotion
God forbid that white tshirt should get wet....
Not sure anyone would intentionally get it wet would they "Depends whether you get head or tails | |||
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"I’m bringing a flute, champagne, white tee shirt and lotion
God forbid that white tshirt should get wet....
Not sure anyone would intentionally get it wet would they
Depends whether you get head or tails "This is true let’s flip a coin, also depends who’s sitting left and right and which way you like to turn first  | |||
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"Hello. Can i cum please.i can multitask.I can be the dumb waiter serving all your needs.just pull something to get my attention.also have great conversation.just sit on my knee and talk about the first thing that comes up.spotted hanky packed and ready." All welcome! Seems you've got this hot tub party sussed! | |||
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"Wearing nothing, bringing gin, sitting between you and K, OP
LvM"This sounds like a fantastic plan! I'll pop the bubbles on, no-one can see where my hands are going then and it muffles the moans | |||
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"Wearing nothing, bringing gin, sitting between you and K, OP
LvM
This sounds like a fantastic plan!
I'll pop the bubbles on, no-one can see where my hands are going then and it muffles the moans "I think our faces might give it away
LvM | |||
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"Wearing nothing, bringing gin, sitting between you and K, OP
LvM
This sounds like a fantastic plan!
I'll pop the bubbles on, no-one can see where my hands are going then and it muffles the moans
I think our faces might give it away
LvM"Poker face Matterhorns! See how long it takes the others to notice! (Let's be honest, I'm losing ) | |||
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"Wearing nothing, bringing gin, sitting between you and K, OP
LvM
This sounds like a fantastic plan!
I'll pop the bubbles on, no-one can see where my hands are going then and it muffles the moans
I think our faces might give it away
LvM
Poker face Matterhorns! See how long it takes the others to notice!
(Let's be honest, I'm losing )"Sounds like a fun game, maybe you can hop in the middle instead and see how long you last between the two of us
LvM | |||
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"Wearing nothing, bringing gin, sitting between you and K, OP
LvM
This sounds like a fantastic plan!
I'll pop the bubbles on, no-one can see where my hands are going then and it muffles the moans
I think our faces might give it away
LvM
Poker face Matterhorns! See how long it takes the others to notice!
(Let's be honest, I'm losing )
Sounds like a fun game, maybe you can hop in the middle instead and see how long you last between the two of us
LvM"
I'm a ruined woman!
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"Wearing nothing, bringing gin, sitting between you and K, OP
LvM
This sounds like a fantastic plan!
I'll pop the bubbles on, no-one can see where my hands are going then and it muffles the moans
I think our faces might give it away
LvM
Poker face Matterhorns! See how long it takes the others to notice!
(Let's be honest, I'm losing )
Sounds like a fun game, maybe you can hop in the middle instead and see how long you last between the two of us
LvM
I'm a ruined woman!
(Holding you to this!)"That's certainly the plan Just need to get the hot tub now
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Maybe a game of twister for those not jumping in, as a decent icebreaker. | |||
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"If your all gonna be drinking when in the water I think I should be the sensible one and offer the lotion service so none of you get burnt. I shall also wear my wet suit amd bring my snorkel and keep an eye out on what is happening below the water line...purely for safety reasons of course..like drowning or retrieving bathing suits that have somehow become detached from people's bodies. "Oh you are an actual saint!
This is of course what my snorkel was for... bikini/trunk retrieval.... | |||
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"Wearing: Nothing Bringing: My waterproof wand Sitting: Everywhere, we all know I can't sit still. If I had to, it will be underneath bluebell, I can hold my breath a long time "You can help me keep control of TVMs too! | |||
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"Better bring the life guard tower I guess......" Red budgie smugglers and binoculars too?... | |||
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"I love a good hot tub, on a dark summers day. I’d bring champagne as it sounds like a party, I’ll have a think about swimwear
Maybe a game of twister for those not jumping in, as a decent icebreaker. "Ooh I like the idea of poolside fun! Poker?... tiddlywinks?... | |||
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 but i may need a little reminder? Was that the one at mine by any chance | |||
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"I think i vaguely remember that hot tub party but i may need a little reminder? Was that the one at mine by any chance "You were definitely there! I might have accidentally fallen into your lap at one point
Oops! Slippy when wet | |||
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"Wearing: Nothing Bringing: My waterproof wand Sitting: Everywhere, we all know I can't sit still. If I had to, it will be underneath bluebell, I can hold my breath a long time
You can help me keep control of TVMs too! "Happily, come perch on my lap K | |||
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"Ill take champagne ;p" You can't just take!
What you bringing to the party? | |||
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"I think i vaguely remember that hot tub party but i may need a little reminder? Was that the one at mine by any chance
You were definitely there! I might have accidentally fallen into your lap at one point
Oops! Slippy when wet "Oh these accidents do happen besides its always so much more fun when things get all slippery and wet | |||
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"Wearing: Nothing Bringing: My waterproof wand Sitting: Everywhere, we all know I can't sit still. If I had to, it will be underneath bluebell, I can hold my breath a long time
You can help me keep control of TVMs too!
Happily, come perch on my lap K "I presume you're bringing your strapon too then Ivy
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"Is it strip poker but winner keeps the item of clothes "Wins the item and an action... seems fair? | |||
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"I’ll bring the rum punch "My kinda man! Can you being those little cocktail umbrellas too? They make me smile | |||
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"Better bring the life guard tower I guess...... Red budgie smugglers and binoculars too?..." Be rude not to bring them...... | |||
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"I’ll bring the rum punch
My kinda man! Can you being those little cocktail umbrellas too? They make me smile "Added to the list , let the good time rolls | |||
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"Is it strip poker but winner keeps the item of clothes
Wins the item and an action... seems fair? "Are you in | |||
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"Is it strip poker but winner keeps the item of clothes
Wins the item and an action... seems fair? "Think I will be asking you for the action when I win | |||
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"Is it strip poker but winner keeps the item of clothes
Wins the item and an action... seems fair?
Think I will be asking you for the action when I win "That's some fighting talk Mr! | |||
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"Wearing: Nothing Bringing: My waterproof wand Sitting: Everywhere, we all know I can't sit still. If I had to, it will be underneath bluebell, I can hold my breath a long time
You can help me keep control of TVMs too!
Happily, come perch on my lap K
I presume you're bringing your strapon too then Ivy
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"Wearing flip flops. Bringing hoops for that “game”. Sitting where the ladies are all chilling. " Hoops? Game?... fill me in (not like that you filthy bugger ) | |||
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"Is it strip poker but winner keeps the item of clothes
Wins the item and an action... seems fair?
Think I will be asking you for the action when I win
That's some fighting talk Mr! "I like a good challenge | |||
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Sitting ... on one of the water bubbler/jet thingies
Bringing ... desperados  - proper sunny weather drink xx | |||
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"Wearing ... a blush probably lol and a white sequin bikini as it’s a party
Sitting ... on one of the water bubbler/jet thingies
Bringing ... desperados - proper sunny weather drink xx"Oooh we'll make sure we get a powerful model of hottub, just for your pleasure
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"Wearing... a smile Bringing... Lone Wolf gin Sitting... I am the seat "Bring the scuba gear, it may come in handy | |||
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"Wearing... a smile Bringing... Lone Wolf gin Sitting... I am the seat
Bring the scuba gear, it may come in handy "Feel free to wriggle to get comfy xx | |||
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"Wearing... a smile Bringing... Lone Wolf gin Sitting... I am the seat
Bring the scuba gear, it may come in handy
Feel free to wriggle to get comfy xx"I can't sit still... there's something in the way... let me just... oh... it found a place  | |||
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"I'll bring a few crates of cold lager, a few bottles of prosecco and a box of tissues (so people can wipe their tears of laughter). "And cuddles, lots of manly power hugs! I might bring bubbles to make a foam party | |||
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"AirBnBs open up 14th, loungue villa forum orgy "Patience... I need more than 6 lol | |||
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"AirBnBs open up 14th, loungue villa forum orgy "12th.... | |||
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"AirBnBs open up 14th, loungue villa forum orgy
12th...." | |||
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"AirBnBs open up 14th, loungue villa forum orgy
12th....
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"Orgy you say......where can I join in at? Mrs" Come sit next to me and we can figure it out | |||
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"I'll bring a few crates of cold lager, a few bottles of prosecco and a box of tissues (so people can wipe their tears of laughter).
And cuddles, lots of manly power hugs! I might bring bubbles to make a foam party "That's a definite - on both counts. | |||
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"Anyone volunteering as DJ?... I feel we need some tunes... " Old school garage haha | |||
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"Anyone volunteering as DJ?... I feel we need some tunes... " Classic 70s Disco ? | |||
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"Anyone volunteering as DJ?... I feel we need some tunes... Old school garage haha" You just went down in my estimations mr! Cheesy tunes please. I want singing and dancing, and definitely a conga train.. | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason)" Doubles as a towel ,smart move! | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Doubles as a towel ,smart move! " Always know where your towel is! | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason)" Animal House, house, house. | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Animal House, house, house. " Toga! Toga! Toga! | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Animal House, house, house. Toga! Toga! Toga!" If you bring tequila, watch out for that Quacksplat...  | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Animal House, house, house. Toga! Toga! Toga! If you bring tequila, watch out for that Quacksplat... "I'll let her share, if she asks nicely | |||
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"*let's off a confetti cannon * Yes my man! I hope it's sparkly "Very | |||
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"Anyone volunteering as DJ?... I feel we need some tunes... Old school garage haha You just went down in my estimations mr! Cheesy tunes please. I want singing and dancing, and definitely a conga train.. " Oh I was only kidding, I love a good mix up of music. I have gone down in the estimations damn gonna have to pull out some A game lol. Can I lead the conga | |||
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"Anyone volunteering as DJ?... I feel we need some tunes... Old school garage haha You just went down in my estimations mr! Cheesy tunes please. I want singing and dancing, and definitely a conga train.. Oh I was only kidding, I love a good mix up of music. I have gone down in the estimations damn gonna have to pull out some A game lol. Can I lead the conga " If I get to hold your bum? | |||
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"Wearing ... a blush probably lol and a white sequin bikini as it’s a party
Sitting ... on one of the water bubbler/jet thingies
Bringing ... desperados - proper sunny weather drink xx
Oooh we'll make sure we get a powerful model of hottub, just for your pleasure
Though someone did mention waterproof toys... "Oh thankyou ... there’s room for two on the extra bubbly ones you know x
... may I add, while we’re talking of music, the cheesier the better is good so we’re all trying to sing louder than anyone else | |||
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"Wearing ... a blush probably lol and a white sequin bikini as it’s a party
Sitting ... on one of the water bubbler/jet thingies
Bringing ... desperados - proper sunny weather drink xx
Oooh we'll make sure we get a powerful model of hottub, just for your pleasure
Though someone did mention waterproof toys...
Oh thankyou ... there’s room for two on the extra bubbly ones you know x
... may I add, while we’re talking of music, the cheesier the better is good so we’re all trying to sing louder than anyone else "Oh there you are come sit on me.... sorry meant with me xx | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason)" Slammersssssss 
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Slammersssssss
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Slammersssssss
Desperados with a slammer on the side - good plan
And stuntmen for the brave/stupid/d*unk!"I mayyyy have fell off the side of a hot tub once ... didn’t need a stuntman lol it was all performed by me | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Slammersssssss
Desperados with a slammer on the side - good plan
And stuntmen for the brave/stupid/d*unk!
I mayyyy have fell off the side of a hot tub once ... didn’t need a stuntman lol it was all performed by me "Medic! We're going to need a (sexy) medic! | |||
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..and I wearing my homemade Mexican wrestling getup inc my mask. (I need someone to press play for my entrance music )
*here comes the hotstepper!....he’s the lyrical gangsta!... | |||
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"Blows Whistle From Life Guard Tower Everybody Out....Time For A Water Change.... "...but...but... I've got no clothes on.. the bubbles were my clothes | |||
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"Blows Whistle From Life Guard Tower Everybody Out....Time For A Water Change....
...but...but... I've got no clothes on.. the bubbles were my clothes "I could be a gentleman and offer a towel.....or maybe just use the bubbles to cover things..... | |||
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"So... about a year ago... there was a cracking forum hottub orgy on the go... So let's pretend covid isn't around for the purposes of this thread! The hot tub is infinite... The rules don't apply. What you wearing? What you bringing? Where are you sitting? Let's get this party started! "I'm in, sorry only bringing myself, not wearing a lot and hopefully sitting next to you | |||
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"So... about a year ago... there was a cracking forum hottub orgy on the go... So let's pretend covid isn't around for the purposes of this thread! The hot tub is infinite... The rules don't apply. What you wearing? What you bringing? Where are you sitting? Let's get this party started!
I'm in, sorry only bringing myself, not wearing a lot and hopefully sitting next to you "Hopefully DirtyDevil has put some nice clean, hot water back for us! | |||
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"So... about a year ago... there was a cracking forum hottub orgy on the go... So let's pretend covid isn't around for the purposes of this thread! The hot tub is infinite... The rules don't apply. What you wearing? What you bringing? Where are you sitting? Let's get this party started!
I'm in, sorry only bringing myself, not wearing a lot and hopefully sitting next to you
Hopefully DirtyDevil has put some nice clean, hot water back for us! "All filled up again as you were blows whistle..... | |||
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"I'm bringing a crate of tequila, and wearing a toga (for no good reason) Slammersssssss
Desperados with a slammer on the side - good plan
And stuntmen for the brave/stupid/d*unk!
I mayyyy have fell off the side of a hot tub once ... didn’t need a stuntman lol it was all performed by me
Medic! We're going to need a (sexy) medic! "*wonders how to find out the name of the holy-fuck-hot-as-hell lifeguard from the beach last holiday we had ... silver fox, biiiig arms ... barely read any of my book that day | |||
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"Anyone volunteering as DJ?... I feel we need some tunes... Old school garage haha You just went down in my estimations mr! Cheesy tunes please. I want singing and dancing, and definitely a conga train.. Oh I was only kidding, I love a good mix up of music. I have gone down in the estimations damn gonna have to pull out some A game lol. Can I lead the conga If I get to hold your bum? "You mrs can put your hands where you like | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!  "Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!
Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this "Might be found loitering near the grill, eyeing up some meat | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!
Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this
Might be found loitering near the grill, eyeing up some meat "1 or 2 sausages miss bluebell ? | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy! "Now THAT'S a BBQ I could get on board with. Are clothes optional, gents?! | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!
Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this "Can I get a few buns tmontana | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!
Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this
Might be found loitering near the grill, eyeing up some meat "I'll loiter with you.... | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!
Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this
Might be found loitering near the grill, eyeing up some meat
1 or 2 sausages miss bluebell ?"Are you making me choose?
I like meat
I've even brought some buns! | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!
Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this
Might be found loitering near the grill, eyeing up some meat
I'll loiter with you.... "Hello sexy posh one Just looking for an average sized sausage, with a good helping of sauce.... | |||
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"Im on bbq duty with Tmontana Pinny's ahoy!
Wooohoooo! Gatsby we are on duty for this
Might be found loitering near the grill, eyeing up some meat
I'll loiter with you....
Hello sexy posh one
Just looking for an average sized sausage, with a good helping of sauce.... "So am I.... that's the dream | |||
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"Wearing nothing, bringing cider, looking for a nice lap to perch on "I'm in the corner your welcome on my lap | |||
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"Wearing nothing, bringing cider, looking for a nice lap to perch on
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"Wearing a sombrero, bringing a hog roast and a brewery " Ooh BBQ boys might have lost me to the hog roast if he has crackling and apple sauce! I'm ruled by my stomach, what can I say? | |||
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"I've got gin and my bikini, looking for a friendly corner to sit in "Everyone is friendly at this party! Just how "friendly" is up to you | |||
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"I've got gin and my bikini, looking for a friendly corner to sit in "I'm in the corner to happy to help you with the gin | |||
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"Wearing a sombrero, bringing a hog roast and a brewery Ooh BBQ boys might have lost me to the hog roast if he has crackling and apple sauce! I'm ruled by my stomach, what can I say? "Apple sauce and cracking are standard, plenty of it | |||
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"*pours a load of jelly mix into the hot tub then runs away*" Someone already had a wrestling mask! Let the games begin! (You're cleaning the hot tub though Wonko!) | |||
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"Wearing a sombrero, bringing a hog roast and a brewery Ooh BBQ boys might have lost me to the hog roast if he has crackling and apple sauce! I'm ruled by my stomach, what can I say?
Apple sauce and cracking are standard, plenty of it "I mean.. there's no rules... time doesn't apply. I'll have 2 sausages, 1 spit.. sorry, hog roast, while watchingthe jelly wrestle/Wonko water change.. then hop back in for my TVM/Ivy bubble sesh, then start up the conga with PaulTat! | |||
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"*pours a load of jelly mix into the hot tub then runs away* Someone already had a wrestling mask! Let the games begin! (You're cleaning the hot tub though Wonko!)" We playing flip cup | |||
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"*pours a load of jelly mix into the hot tub then runs away* Someone already had a wrestling mask! Let the games begin! (You're cleaning the hot tub though Wonko!)" Make me | |||
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"I'm wearing a red bikini and I'm bringing a case of iced fruity Chardonnay, I'll be sitting on the water pump "Water pump working at full capacity | |||
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"*pours a load of jelly mix into the hot tub then runs away* Someone already had a wrestling mask! Let the games begin! (You're cleaning the hot tub though Wonko!) Make me "If you want to watch Lia Maria on the water pump.. you best get cleaning | |||
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"I've got gin and my bikini, looking for a friendly corner to sit in
Everyone is friendly at this party! Just how "friendly" is up to you "Good point I was thinking long slow smooching kind of friendly | |||
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"I've got gin and my bikini, looking for a friendly corner to sit in
Everyone is friendly at this party! Just how "friendly" is up to you
Good point I was thinking long slow smooching kind of friendly "Oh I'm sure there's people willing to do that here... | |||
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