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Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?  Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! "Hey first face! 
Finally man!  | |||
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"Cock" Big, hard, veiny cock?  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's first poster, yeah! ¹stface | |||
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"Cock" Thank you very much. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. | |||
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"Cock Big, hard, veiny cock? "Oops Jim wanted dick not cock didn't he  | |||
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"Cock Big, hard, veiny cock?
Oops Jim wanted dick not cock didn't he "Give me some dick. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's first poster, yeah! ¹stface"Yeah! It's been a decent day, Jim. I went to do PT in the park and even though I forgot my basketball, I had fun trying to beat my times at fast pushing etc. Mr KC and the Child had fun running/rolling down hills, apparently. It's been a decent day. How's things in Shrewsbury? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. The best things come to those that wait. Smileyface" Have I been known for patience? 
Good evening Jim | |||
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"Cock Big, hard, veiny cock?
Oops Jim wanted dick not cock didn't he "Throbbing, girthy dick?!  | |||
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"Cock Big, hard, veiny cock?
Oops Jim wanted dick not cock didn't he
Give me some dick."Strapadicktome and you can have it | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's first poster, yeah! ¹stface
Yeah! It's been a decent day, Jim. I went to do PT in the park and even though I forgot my basketball, I had fun trying to beat my times at fast pushing etc. Mr KC and the Child had fun running/rolling down hills, apparently. It's been a decent day. How's things in Shrewsbury?"How can you forget a basketball? Things are okay in Shrewsbury. But I could do with some big dick. | |||
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"Not first again "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. *Salutes* | |||
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"Cock Big, hard, veiny cock?
Oops Jim wanted dick not cock didn't he
Give me some dick.
Strapadicktome and you can have it " | |||
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"Hi Jim" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tess. Happy Good Friday. Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's first poster, yeah! ¹stface
Yeah! It's been a decent day, Jim. I went to do PT in the park and even though I forgot my basketball, I had fun trying to beat my times at fast pushing etc. Mr KC and the Child had fun running/rolling down hills, apparently. It's been a decent day. How's things in Shrewsbury?
How can you forget a basketball? Things are okay in Shrewsbury. But I could do with some big dick."I took it out of the car to shoot hoops in the garden but forgot I'd done that, so I set off to the park without it. I blamed Mr KC because he'd loaded the car | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's first poster, yeah! ¹stface
Yeah! It's been a decent day, Jim. I went to do PT in the park and even though I forgot my basketball, I had fun trying to beat my times at fast pushing etc. Mr KC and the Child had fun running/rolling down hills, apparently. It's been a decent day. How's things in Shrewsbury?
How can you forget a basketball? Things are okay in Shrewsbury. But I could do with some big dick.
I took it out of the car to shoot hoops in the garden but forgot I'd done that, so I set off to the park without it. I blamed Mr KC because he'd loaded the car "I don't blame you for blaming Mr KC. | |||
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I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy? | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy? "Go on his thread, Meli - it's mainly twats like us extracting the urine | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy. | |||
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"Darlings  "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an  yet? | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy."How many big Dicks can you name Jim? Dick Barton Special Agent | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an yet?"I have no at all. Sad. | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an yet?
I have no at all. Sad. "Oh. I'll Amazon one to you | |||
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"Good Evening Jim. I'm earlier tonight! Had a busy day, helped Police with enquiries. Actually, before you think bad things about me, I witnessed an incident locally, and provided a statement." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Did you speak to  ? | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Go on his thread, Meli - it's mainly twats like us extracting the urine "Why are you making each other squirt?  | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Go on his thread, Meli - it's mainly twats like us extracting the urine
Why are you making each other squirt? "Only through bladder weakness | |||
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hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"Jim’s been on some uppers this evening Good to see someone’s in a good place right now  . | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Go on his thread, Meli - it's mainly twats like us extracting the urine
Why are you making each other squirt?
Only through bladder weakness " | |||
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"Cock Big, hard, veiny cock?
Oops Jim wanted dick not cock didn't he "Sometimes you've just gotta take what he can get  | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an yet?
I have no at all. Sad.
Oh. I'll Amazon one to you "I thought the other day it would be cool if they made the Easter bunny a delivery service. Just have bunnies deliver gifts at Easter but I’m not sure bunny’s are allowed to work | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent "³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke. | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Go on his thread, Meli - it's mainly twats like us extracting the urine
Why are you making each other squirt?
Only through bladder weakness
"Although I'd like it minuting that bladder weakness is one thing I do not suffer. Yes, the rest of me is a fucking car crash, but I can hold my pee | |||
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"Good Evening Jim. I'm earlier tonight! Had a busy day, helped Police with enquiries. Actually, before you think bad things about me, I witnessed an incident locally, and provided a statement. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Did you speak to ?"Sherlock wasn't available, but Officer Dibble was! | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an yet?
I have no at all. Sad. "Oh, Jamie. | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy."It's my size queen vibe isn't it? Just the general demeanour that I'm bringing of loving the 9D. More a Goldicocks to be honest. You do have it! You rock that Big Dick Energy, it will make them all come for you. | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Go on his thread, Meli - it's mainly twats like us extracting the urine
Why are you making each other squirt? "It is Friday night. | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an yet?
I have no at all. Sad.
Oh. I'll Amazon one to you
I thought the other day it would be cool if they made the Easter bunny a delivery service. Just have bunnies deliver gifts at Easter but I’m not sure bunny’s are allowed to work "Animals can work. Otherwise there'd be no films with cavalry charges or Beethoven dogs etc. I'm not sure about delivery bunnies though. Which would you like to receive? | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent
³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke. "A trio of dick mmm | |||
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"Taaaa Daaaaahhhh... Evening Erectus. Evening Fabbers. " Oh, oh, oh, you're magic. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent
³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke.
A trio of dick mmm"Dick³ | |||
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"Hello Hope! Today I bought cheesecakes in the shape of an egg because nothing says Easter like spending £10 on six mini cheesecakes. I am actually very excited about them, they look delicious. " Hello Meli I am glad you found something to satisfy your egg desire. I will imagine you spooning your cheesecake into your mouth. I have a rabbit pencil case for my egg satisfaction. | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year. | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year."What?! Noooo. | |||
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Oh sweet, sweet emoji. Everytime I see this I will now think of Cumberbatch and my libido will be back to normal in no time. Thank you Fab Gods.
- that was a tester, it definitely works. | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
What?! Noooo."Oh god, who suggested the C-word? We've just got through the last one! | |||
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Oh sweet, sweet emoji. Everytime I see this I will now think of Cumberbatch and my libido will be back to normal in no time. Thank you Fab Gods.
- that was a tester, it definitely works."Had you not seen Meli
Would you be a quivering quim if Sean Bean played ?
I prefer a Robert Downey to make me melt. | |||
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"Cock Big, hard, veiny cock?
Oops Jim wanted dick not cock didn't he
Sometimes you've just gotta take what he can get "That's true. | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an yet?
I have no at all. Sad.
Oh. I'll Amazon one to you
I thought the other day it would be cool if they made the Easter bunny a delivery service. Just have bunnies deliver gifts at Easter but I’m not sure bunny’s are allowed to work
Animals can work. Otherwise there'd be no films with cavalry charges or Beethoven dogs etc. I'm not sure about delivery bunnies though. Which would you like to receive?"Do they get paid? I wonder if they do daim bar ones. I’m hoping my flatmate picks up on my subtle hints but he’s not very good at that sort of thing. Or buying milk. But that’s not relevant. Just a cheap shot. A cheap milk less shot. | |||
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"Good Evening Jim. I'm earlier tonight! Had a busy day, helped Police with enquiries. Actually, before you think bad things about me, I witnessed an incident locally, and provided a statement. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Did you speak to ?
Sherlock wasn't available, but Officer Dibble was! "Haha. | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year."Oh good i am glad you have had such a great week my friend mine has been the most up and down and surreal week to be fair  we do have some which is awesome although still awaiting my faceplant and drool ones | |||
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Oh sweet, sweet emoji. Everytime I see this I will now think of Cumberbatch and my libido will be back to normal in no time. Thank you Fab Gods.
- that was a tester, it definitely works.
Had you not seen Meli
Would you be a quivering quim if Sean Bean played ?
I prefer a Robert Downey to make me melt."Sean Bean doesn't have the intelligence to play Sherlock, he'd die from accidentally drinking the poison in a cup of tea within two minutes. Also, there is no way that man possesses the dexterity to be a violin virtuoso. You can just tell. You really need someone with that nerdy otter face look to make it believable and give me full quim quivers. RDJ wasn't bad but he's very... well he'll always be Stark to me. Why did you like him? | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
It's my size queen vibe isn't it? Just the general demeanour that I'm bringing of loving the 9D. More a Goldicocks to be honest.
You do have it! You rock that Big Dick Energy, it will make them all come for you."I've got big dick energy! | |||
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"Darlings
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have you got an yet?
I have no at all. Sad.
Oh. I'll Amazon one to you
I thought the other day it would be cool if they made the Easter bunny a delivery service. Just have bunnies deliver gifts at Easter but I’m not sure bunny’s are allowed to work
Animals can work. Otherwise there'd be no films with cavalry charges or Beethoven dogs etc. I'm not sure about delivery bunnies though. Which would you like to receive?
Do they get paid?
I wonder if they do daim bar ones. I’m hoping my flatmate picks up on my subtle hints but he’s not very good at that sort of thing. Or buying milk. But that’s not relevant. Just a cheap shot. A cheap milk less shot. "A quick search engine tells me yes, animals get paid. Well, their owners do! I'll see if I can send a Daim bar one | |||
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Oh sweet, sweet emoji. Everytime I see this I will now think of Cumberbatch and my libido will be back to normal in no time. Thank you Fab Gods.
- that was a tester, it definitely works.
Had you not seen Meli
Would you be a quivering quim if Sean Bean played ?
I prefer a Robert Downey to make me melt.
Sean Bean doesn't have the intelligence to play Sherlock, he'd die from accidentally drinking the poison in a cup of tea within two minutes. Also, there is no way that man possesses the dexterity to be a violin virtuoso. You can just tell.
You really need someone with that nerdy otter face look to make it believable and give me full quim quivers.
RDJ wasn't bad but he's very... well he'll always be Stark to me. Why did you like him? "See I go back to RJD before Stark from the 80's and 90's | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent
³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke.
A trio of dick mmm"Trio, trio. I'd like a Trio. Would you like one too? | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
What?! Noooo."But you've got the cheesecake eggs. | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent
³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke.
A trio of dick mmm
Trio, trio. I'd like a Trio. Would you like one too?"Worcester is the place for that | |||
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Oh sweet, sweet emoji. Everytime I see this I will now think of Cumberbatch and my libido will be back to normal in no time. Thank you Fab Gods.
- that was a tester, it definitely works."I am a Fab God. | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
What?! Noooo.
Oh god, who suggested the C-word? We've just got through the last one!"I'm just enjoying Easter time. | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent
³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke.
A trio of dick mmm
Trio, trio. I'd like a Trio. Would you like one too?"I have never had a Trio. | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Oh good i am glad you have had such a great week my friend mine has been the most up and down and surreal week to be fair we do have some which is awesome although still awaiting my faceplant and drool ones "I'm still waiting for an (eggplant) . You sound like you've had an interesting week. What happened? | |||
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Oh sweet, sweet emoji. Everytime I see this I will now think of Cumberbatch and my libido will be back to normal in no time. Thank you Fab Gods.
- that was a tester, it definitely works.
Had you not seen Meli
Would you be a quivering quim if Sean Bean played ?
I prefer a Robert Downey to make me melt.
Sean Bean doesn't have the intelligence to play Sherlock, he'd die from accidentally drinking the poison in a cup of tea within two minutes. Also, there is no way that man possesses the dexterity to be a violin virtuoso. You can just tell.
You really need someone with that nerdy otter face look to make it believable and give me full quim quivers.
RDJ wasn't bad but he's very... well he'll always be Stark to me. Why did you like him? " is a  | |||
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"BONJOIUURRRR Px "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Prinny. Happy Good Friday. x | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, et al, I've just slung a pizza and some chips in the oven "Cowabunga and Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're making me hungry. | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent
³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke.
A trio of dick mmm
Trio, trio. I'd like a Trio. Would you like one too?
Worcester is the place for that "Yeah! | |||
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"Hello Priapus the original Big D. Hey owly types.
I'm trying to avoid going on your thread because I'm not a perv and don't objectify men. Do you have Big Dick Energy?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.
Now I would have thought that big dicks would be right up your alley. I might have big dick energy.
How many big Dicks can you name Jim?
Dick Barton Special Agent
³, Dick Emery, Dick Turpin, Dick Van Dyke.
A trio of dick mmm
Trio, trio. I'd like a Trio. Would you like one too?
I have never had a Trio."Wha? | |||
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"Taaaa Daaaaahhhh... Evening Erectus. Evening Fabbers. Oh, oh, oh, you're magic. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface " Oh No. Jim. You've given me an Ear-Worm oh oh oh its magic. Argh !! | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
What?! Noooo."Yeah it is, sssssooooo much Chocolate it is what my diet consists of | |||
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"Taaaa Daaaaahhhh... Evening Erectus. Evening Fabbers. Oh, oh, oh, you're magic. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface Oh No. Jim. You've given me an Ear-Worm oh oh oh its magic. Argh !! " You're welcome. | |||
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"Hello jim xxx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight and your bum. x | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, et al, I've just slung a pizza and some chips in the oven
Cowabunga and Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're making me hungry."I've got some Blackcurrant Cheesecake in the fridge as well | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Oh good i am glad you have had such a great week my friend mine has been the most up and down and surreal week to be fair we do have some which is awesome although still awaiting my faceplant and drool ones
I'm still waiting for an (eggplant) . You sound like you've had an interesting week. What happened?"Maybe with a little more asking we may get some more or the ability for the ones on our phones to appear instead would be the best ever
Yeah it started in the most horrific way on Monday night Superman and 3 others werent strong enough  but all is ok with that now, then yesterday i got a job offer which in turn made them increase their advertised pay by £7000 which is amazing so very very up and down | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, et al, I've just slung a pizza and some chips in the oven
Cowabunga and Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're making me hungry.
I've got some Blackcurrant Cheesecake in the fridge as well "Stop it! | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Oh good i am glad you have had such a great week my friend mine has been the most up and down and surreal week to be fair we do have some which is awesome although still awaiting my faceplant and drool ones
I'm still waiting for an (eggplant) . You sound like you've had an interesting week. What happened?
Maybe with a little more asking we may get some more or the ability for the ones on our phones to appear instead would be the best ever
Yeah it started in the most horrific way on Monday night Superman and 3 others werent strong enough but all is ok with that now, then yesterday i got a job offer which in turn made them increase their advertised pay by £7000 which is amazing so very very up and down "It's gonna be alright. | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been drinking san Miguel "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic.  | |||
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"Good evening batman hope you are well my friend and have had a good week
It is the best holiday of the year and i am eggcited
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've had a great week, two new Fab emojis!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Oh good i am glad you have had such a great week my friend mine has been the most up and down and surreal week to be fair we do have some which is awesome although still awaiting my faceplant and drool ones
I'm still waiting for an (eggplant) . You sound like you've had an interesting week. What happened?
Maybe with a little more asking we may get some more or the ability for the ones on our phones to appear instead would be the best ever
Yeah it started in the most horrific way on Monday night Superman and 3 others werent strong enough but all is ok with that now, then yesterday i got a job offer which in turn made them increase their advertised pay by £7000 which is amazing so very very up and down
It's gonna be alright."Yeah i know it will all work out in the end my friend | |||
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"Anymore bladder talk and I'll need a sit down wee." I need a sit down wee now | |||
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"Anymore bladder talk and I'll need a sit down wee. I need a sit down wee now "So do I. | |||
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"I'll be back." ^^^Flushed away?! | |||
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"It's a third of the way through the midnight hour..." Almost ½ way there. | |||
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"It's like bloody Countdown tonight "We're half there. Oh, it's the final countdown. | |||
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"It's like bloody Countdown tonight
We're half there. Oh, it's the final countdown."I can't express the Final Countdown music in the written word, Jim. *Insert music here* | |||
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"It's like bloody Countdown tonight
We're half there. Oh, it's the final countdown.
I can't express the Final Countdown music in the written word, Jim. *Insert music here*"Dododoooodo Dududododo | |||
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"It's like bloody Countdown tonight
We're half there. Oh, it's the final countdown.
I can't express the Final Countdown music in the written word, Jim. *Insert music here*" | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's always good to see you. | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you?" I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I | |||
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"It's like bloody Countdown tonight
We're half there. Oh, it's the final countdown.
I can't express the Final Countdown music in the written word, Jim. *Insert music here*
"Jamie did a better job than me *insert smug Jamie here* | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I " Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's always good to see you." good to see all of you nocturnal's as well | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I " Will you clean your curtains next? | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you "We can talk payment plans | |||
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"It's like bloody Countdown tonight
We're half there. Oh, it's the final countdown.
I can't express the Final Countdown music in the written word, Jim. *Insert music here*
Jamie did a better job than me *insert smug Jamie here* " | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's always good to see you. good to see all of you nocturnal's as well" How are you? | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans "Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?! | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's always good to see you. good to see all of you nocturnal's as well How are you?"fair to middling | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's always good to see you. good to see all of you nocturnal's as well How are you? fair to middling"*Nods* | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans
Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?!"Installments can work, but not in cash | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans
Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?!
Installments can work, but not in cash "Ah. Contactless? Yep, I can bip | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans
Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?!
Installments can work, but not in cash
Ah. Contactless? Yep, I can bip "Only if its bitcoin other wise haggle is still on | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans
Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?!
Installments can work, but not in cash
Ah. Contactless? Yep, I can bip
Only if its bitcoin other wise haggle is still on "Chocolate coin?! | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans
Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?!
Installments can work, but not in cash
Ah. Contactless? Yep, I can bip
Only if its bitcoin other wise haggle is still on
Chocolate coin?! "Diabetic trying to kill me off | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans
Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?!
Installments can work, but not in cash
Ah. Contactless? Yep, I can bip
Only if its bitcoin other wise haggle is still on
Chocolate coin?!
Diabetic trying to kill me off "Hmmmm. How about Monopoly money?! | |||
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"Oi oi Jim whats occurring in Shrewsbury, evening you filthy lot Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. I made two big dicks come tonight. How are you? I did see your thread coundnt comment as I've been on the naughty step again, im living the rock n roll lifestyle Jim and shampooed my carpets today, how dangerous am I Would you mind shampooing the lovely mint green rug in my living room that some prat trampled mud on?! Thank you
We can talk payment plans
Can I pay in installments or is it upfront only?!
Installments can work, but not in cash
Ah. Contactless? Yep, I can bip
Only if its bitcoin other wise haggle is still on
Chocolate coin?!
Diabetic trying to kill me off
Hmmmm. How about Monopoly money?! "I'm guessing the haggle game is new to you | |||
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"Bore da Jim "Bore daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Taff. Smileyface | |||
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