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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What it’s like to spend a night with you... without telling me what it’s like to spend a night with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring. I eat all the snacks and steal the duvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you open up an avocado and it’s always the same toy, there’s always that tinge of disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know when you open up an avocado and it’s always the same toy, there’s always that tinge of disappointment."

Your responses never disappoint tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like ordering a take away on a Friday when you're really hungry, and you wait ages but the anticipation builds, then when it finally arrives they bring you the wrong order.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Like opening a bag of dolly mixture and seeing all the colours and different tastes, then trying to chose what you want to try, or start with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could show you..... but then I’d probably have killed you

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Like watching the 100m sprint. Pull my trigger then follows 9 seconds of frantic sweaty action

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Like that moment when you open your eyes and take in a deep breath thinking of having a nice lazy day, but close your eyes for another sleep before getting up, only to suddenly realise its not yet the weekend and you still have a day left of work plus, you have just made yourself late.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

It’s like the first time popping candy hits your tongue you get that exciting tang of fruity sweetness then the wow factor or the pops and crackles in your head open your mouth to enhance the experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*You wont go hungry

*you may think im a feeder

*you may put on a stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ever watched corn kernels in hot oil?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"What it’s like to spend a night with you... without telling me what it’s like to spend a night with you

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Like a tube of pringle's, once you pop it don't stop

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Underwhelming but not terrible

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Watching England play football.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lots of food references and self-deprecation haha!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Like one of those flying dreams that wakes you up when you hit the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your be pleased that I leave in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching England play football. "

Boring then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/04/21 18:30:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Underwhelming but not terrible "

My next username

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Like a box of chocolates. Some bits you'll like, others you'll think "how old are these?"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

One you will never forget

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a box of chocolates. Some bits you'll like, others you'll think "how old are these?""

I like this one... I feel like the Africa Marmite fragrance may split opinions haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a great cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we plan on fucking I'll seduce you all night with my left nipple accidentally slipping out of my dress and then I will make you finger me under the table in Wetherspoons and then I will whisper in your ear do you want to fuck me deep in my vagina canal like a sensual chef would finger a chicken and you will stand up and shout LORD HAVE MERCY I'M GONNA BUST!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we plan on fucking I'll seduce you all night with my left nipple accidentally slipping out of my dress and then I will make you finger me under the table in Wetherspoons and then I will whisper in your ear do you want to fuck me deep in my vagina canal like a sensual chef would finger a chicken and you will stand up and shout LORD HAVE MERCY I'M GONNA BUST!"

Always wanted to learn more about cooking... haha

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can you spell the word awesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Like have plain scrambled eggs for breakfast and nothing else.

Not very filling and probably give you bad wind later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep "

I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep

I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha. "

i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep

I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha.

i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep "

Pesky bloody toys! Should have just flattened the battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep

I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha.

i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep

Pesky bloody toys! Should have just flattened the battery "

i was sleepy for a change when ive barely had a wink of sleep all week, didnt want to miss the opportunity... the battery will keep for tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep

I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha.

i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep

Pesky bloody toys! Should have just flattened the battery

i was sleepy for a change when ive barely had a wink of sleep all week, didnt want to miss the opportunity... the battery will keep for tonight "

Such a problem solver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Netflix with the heating on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Netflix with the heating on "

Don’t you get bored of trolling with your worst dad jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Netflix with the heating on

Don’t you get bored of trolling with your worst dad jokes "

not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very drawn out and underwhelming.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The whole night

I can't do the whole night, I have a wife and kids to get back to! She thinks I've only popped down the all night garage for fags and crisps

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