FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Zoo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What animal do you think fab members would be if they were to change into one?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im a lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the fab Hippo

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

can i be a python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for starters!

Stripy Oss would probably be a zebra!

Funky Monkey would probably be a monkey!

(Thought i'd get the obvious ones out the way first! lol

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

An Ant Eater! Just think of what I could do with that tongue!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can i be a pypmy hedgehog as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pussy cat, just don't rub me up the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i vote Padster as one of those pesky Peacocks.. constantly strutting round flaunting himself at everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a lioness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a Black panther .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Pudsey from BGT?

No dodgy motive - i've absolutley no interest in running between her legs!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can I be Pudsey from BGT?

No dodgy motive - i've absolutley no interest in running between her legs!

Do you get dogs in zoo's?

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

"Can I be Pudsey from BGT?

No dodgy motive - i've absolutley no interest in running between her legs!

Do you get dogs in zoo's?"

You get Shitsu's in really bad ones! x

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

i will be the tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Pudsey from BGT?

No dodgy motive - i've absolutley no interest in running between her legs!

Do you get dogs in zoo's?"

I went to the worlds worst zoo once!

It only had one animal!

It was a Schitzu!

And if that doesn't work - register me as a guide dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bush Baby!

...or maybe a sloth

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Penguin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What animals would you choose for other members?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animals would you choose for other members?"

Padster for the Peacock deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf? Erm.........?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"What animals would you choose for other members?"

For some reason I see you as being a hiena.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animals would you choose for other members?

For some reason I see you as being a hiena."

judging by the avatar, I'd say a two toed white tit......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animals would you choose for other members?

Padster for the Peacock deffo

u checking my plumage again?

cutesassy, a mermaid: altho she'd probably find it difficult going down deep cos of her big tits(I mean into deep water)

*and mermaids are real...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What animals would you choose for other members?

For some reason I see you as being a hiena.

judging by the avatar, I'd say a two toed white tit......"

Ours or hers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animals would you choose for other members?

Padster for the Peacock deffo

u checking my plumage again?

cutesassy, a mermaid: altho she'd probably find it difficult going down deep cos of her big tits(I mean into deep water)

*and mermaids are real..."

You'd be at home being a peacock,, strutting around all over the place, free roam, flaunting yourself at everyone.. yeah thats you deffo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animals would you choose for other members?

Padster for the Peacock deffo

u checking my plumage again?

cutesassy, a mermaid: altho she'd probably find it difficult going down deep cos of her big tits(I mean into deep water)

*and mermaids are real..."

A dick dick (a species of southern african antelope......If you believe that......)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A great dane..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

AandK dolphins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AandK dolphins"
in that dress its gotta be a flamingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A great dane..

see you more as an alpacca (sp?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somehow I see Bussy as a panda!

But don't tell him I said that!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i see laine as a stork

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A great dane..

see you more as an alpacca (sp?)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know he's not amazingly tall, but i think he looks it in his avatar due to the lack of his head.. but id say Eurotongue for the Giraffe

Its like he's too tall to fit in a photo..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A great dane..

see you more as an alpacca (sp?)

Cute I have to ask why do you think I am a alpacca?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A great dane..

see you more as an alpacca (sp?)

leggy, tall, fluffy and because i watch Nuzzle & Scratch on cbeebies they always tickle me as funny animals

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A great dane..

see you more as an alpacca (sp?)

leggy, tall, fluffy and because i watch Nuzzle & Scratch on cbeebies they always tickle me as funny animals "

awwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

diomondgirly...

a shimmering white pegasus, her grace through the air leaves all in awe, her intelligence in thwarting evil where ever it may be, she is trusty and true to her form...but often leaves big shits and doesnt clean up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !!

care to join us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !!

A 3 year old Jesus?!

I'd put you down as a bear.....with a sore arse!

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By *af90Man
over a year ago

Anywhere in the South West

A GF once told me I was like a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a Red Panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "

sorry mate, lets get back to talking about shagging...........................u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "

Agreed. Let's stop this childish nonsense now.

Howabout we talk about how successful every other contributor on this thread is swinging wise compared to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "

Dunno whats got ya Goat... Never mind... I'll cross that bridge when I get to it...

Meanwhile, back in the real world...

Cute... The Koala...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "

All us sheep better keep our arses to the dry stone wall if you are going to hang about then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol ... I'm young and new to this , I posted a couple of genuine sincere threads a few days ago looking for positive constructive advice/ feedback and I was basically patronised and belittled ... I was shocked at how immature the majority of you all are ... I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies .... Lol ... But u have opened a can of worms ... It's very easy to talk and treat a person like a piece of shit ... Watch and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2Wheels is a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ScottyGreen69 is the grumpy Zoo Keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol ... I'm young and new to this , I posted a couple of genuine sincere threads a few days ago looking for positive constructive advice/ feedback and I was basically patronised and belittled ... I was shocked at how immature the majority of you all are ... I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies .... Lol ... But u have opened a can of worms ... It's very easy to talk and treat a person like a piece of shit ... Watch and learn "

and all that came from a silly OP post about zoo animals? grief...have a smile and dont take things to heart so much..honestly, u can do better bud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2Wheels is a penguin

I'll take that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ScottyGreen69 is the grumpy Zoo Keeper

Fia...oooo... feisty wildcat: her poise and cunning, only equaled by her huntress prowess..and once she catches her prey,she toys with it..making them beg for mercy

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

a wippet please .. luv them !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a contradiction "

I've never heard of that animal

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "

Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.

It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ScottyGreen69 is the grumpy Zoo Keeper

Fia...oooo... feisty wildcat: her poise and cunning, only equaled by her huntress prowess..and once she catches her prey,she toys with it..making them beg for mercy

meow ...oh...I mean....WROOOAAAAGHGHGHRR

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!

Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.

It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches."

Say the very wise owl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is The Lounge, we talk about all kinds of things and most don't talk about just sex.

There are the other forum rooms where you can talk about sex, meets, experiences etc.

In this one it is a free for all and all kinds of subjects are covered.

Feel free to contribute to silly threads to have a break from the sex in the forums (and real life too)

Enjoy and have fun, after all, thats is what we are doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a contradiction

I've never heard of that animal

Nor me, I think I prefer being a penguin

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!

Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.

It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches.

Say the very wise owl.

You think im an owl just cos I spun my head 360 degrees ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!

Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.

It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches.

Say the very wise owl.

You think im an owl just cos I spun my head 360 degrees ? "

That and the swiftly swooping down to deal with a pesky mouse.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i would be an okapi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies ...."

I was new on the forum 2 weeks ago and everyone has been fine with me.

You were treated like an idiot because you acted like an idiot. You can learn from it and join in, or you can up your game and act even more of an idiot. Guess which will get you respect and which won't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!

Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.

It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches.

Say the very wise owl.

You think im an owl just cos I spun my head 360 degrees ? "

I'd have Granny down as a wild boar, a little gruff old thing that'll have your legs from under you if you piss her off.....or if she fancies you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Give us a kiss kinky !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pesky mouse scares me

he says he has worms and they're really bad for Wildcats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!

Agreed. Let's stop this childish nonsense now.

Howabout we talk about how successful every other contributor on this thread is swinging wise compared to you? "

And that's *why* he's like a bear with a sore arse!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My great gran says I can't play on this thread anymore cos the mean kids are in.

Im going to do the dishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animal do you think fab members would be if they were to change into one?

I woulod be a panther

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What animal do you think fab members would be if they were to change into one?

I woulod be a panther"

A ranty panther ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are the other forum rooms where you can talk about sex, meets, experiences etc. "

Assuming you have any...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My, my, my. What's going on here, then?!

Urban fox here.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Someone's being mean sir

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My, my, my. What's going on here, then?!

Urban fox here.

It's all happening at the zoo. I do believe it, I do believe it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ScottyGreen69 is the grumpy Zoo Keeper

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My, my, my. What's going on here, then?!

Urban fox here.

Gosh, what amazing powers you have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animal do you think fab members would be if they were to change into one?

I woulod be a panther

A ranty panther ?"

lol rant over now babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My, my, my. What's going on here, then?!

Urban fox here.

I saw a fox in Leeds one night, it had been late night shopping at Morrisons

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !!

You complain now, you should of been here when we had silly thread friday.

I would put you down for a camel seeings you got the hump

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When is early night ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My, my, my. What's going on here, then?!

Urban fox here.

Gosh, what amazing powers you have."

You have no idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My, my, my. What's going on here, then?!

Urban fox here.

I saw a fox in Leeds one night, it had been late night shopping at Morrisons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !!

You complain now, you should of been here when we had silly thread friday.

I would put you down for a camel seeings you got the hump"

I think he's a mole. Just keeps digging and can't see where he's going wrong even when it's right in front of his face.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Got to love your irony scottie..

its ok for you to relaunch jackanory, albeit in an adult theme..

yet its not ok for other forum users to engage in banter?

mate chill out, stop talking bollocks and engage and participate..

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

play nicely now children,theres always the naughty step and we all know what happens there dont we.......its fun fun fun and theres popcorn

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I wanna be a kangaroo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be a kangaroo....

Can I hide in your pouch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wolf? Erm.........?

oh go on then... if I must

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see he did join in - he wants to be the worm lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can I be a Shaws Jird?

(we need a whistles innocently smilie please admin)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somehow I see Bussy as a panda!

But don't tell him I said that!

Well I am cute to look at, am furry and small and pudgy and don't move all that much and well, let's not even get on to the parallels with the sex life ....

... Obi, you know me better than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somehow I see Bussy as a panda!

But don't tell him I said that!

Well I am cute to look at, am furry and small and pudgy and don't move all that much and well, let's not even get on to the parallels with the sex life ....

... Obi, you know me better than I thought

Lol - it had nothing to do with that old saying about pandas!

Eats shoots and leaves!

Honest!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottie - Tasmanian Devil - angry at everyone for no apparent reason.

Me, I'd be a rhino - not often out in the open but always got the horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would be an okapi"

You can join me on the savannah anytime

And yes, for those that haven't worked it out. A stripy oss is indeed a zebra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caz says I,am a panda cause I eat shoots and leaves LOL

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Caz says I,am a panda cause I eat shoots and leaves LOL

Lots of Pandas at the Fab zoo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the fab Hippo

gotta watch the hippo.

it may look slow and brain dead but piss it off and you got trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me:

goanna.

high metabolic rate and eats prey live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the fab Hippo

gotta watch the hippo.

it may look slow and brain dead but piss it off and you got trouble.

And they sit in my watering hole.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"me:

goanna.

high metabolic rate and eats prey live!"

And better than being guano!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me:

goanna.

high metabolic rate and eats prey live!

And better than being guano!"

i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.

for a big fucker he ran like the wind.

very impressive creature and had me shitting myself.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"me:

goanna.

high metabolic rate and eats prey live!

And better than being guano!

i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.

for a big fucker he ran like the wind.

very impressive creature and had me shitting myself.

So guano was involved

I've been pee'd on by a baby wombat... they are enormous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me:

goanna.

high metabolic rate and eats prey live!

And better than being guano!

i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.

for a big fucker he ran like the wind.

very impressive creature and had me shitting myself.

So guano was involved

I've been pee'd on by a baby wombat... they are enormous!"

So who nominated themselves as the baby wombat?

Did I miss that bit?

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over a year ago

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goanna.

high metabolic rate and eats prey live!

And better than being guano!

i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.

for a big fucker he ran like the wind.

very impressive creature and had me shitting myself.

So guano was involved

I've been pee'd on by a baby wombat... they are enormous!"

only reason the animals are larger down under is because the locals have small brains.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Tigress, good to look at, but watch out for my claws

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

having lived in auz i wouldnt like to comment but yours did make me chuckle are u having a bad day today hun??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I want to be an angorra rabbit today as long as bussy doesnt come near me

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