FabSwingers.com forum: My hair is an absolute mess right now...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I swear down it looks like I've been electrocuted or something!

The 'haircut' that I got just made it worse too so now my sides are caved in but the fringe adds like 2" to my height

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Look at it as a fashion statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife’s pretty handy at barbering, I’ll ask her to pop over if you like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wife’s pretty handy at barbering, I’ll ask her to pop over if you like."

Dude, don't even tease like that. I bet the barbers will have appointments for a month straight before I can get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i gave myself Dutch braids and took them out today... i legit have a ginger afro now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up looking like you combed your hair with a grenade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife’s pretty handy at barbering, I’ll ask her to pop over if you like.

Dude, don't even tease like that. I bet the barbers will have appointments for a month straight before I can get one."

I’m not teasing.

I’ve heard from from people at work that all our local barber shops are booked solid for the week when they open and have hiked the prices by around £5.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I got my hair caught on the bathroom door handle the other morning. I need a haircut!

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

The catweazle look is all the rage ... at least thats what im trying to convince myself

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Might as well shave the rest off to make it even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m picturing Lloyd Christmas here haha...

I have been cutting my own, had to or my hair would be like George Michael’s back in the day by now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I swear down it looks like I've been electrocuted or something!

The 'haircut' that I got just made it worse too so now my sides are caved in but the fringe adds like 2" to my height

Did you cut your own hair with a knife and fork?!

I look like Paul McCartney circa 1963 - mop top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are booked up solid for 6 weeks on opening day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear to god mine has taken a 70’s throwback... it’s got volume and bounce (and it’s never had that before)

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"I swear down it looks like I've been electrocuted or something!

The 'haircut' that I got just made it worse too so now my sides are caved in but the fringe adds like 2" to my height

On the plus side for you it’s turning cold the next few days so you can always wear a hat

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Mine too. I’m not doing any dating until it’s cut. The problem is I’ve been doing a lot of exercise. It makes it worse.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Find someone to come cut your hair in the garden! My son and his mates did that.

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By *heif6999Man
over a year ago

malton

"I got my hair caught on the bathroom door handle the other morning. I need a haircut! "

Il chop it off for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure it doesn't look that bad!! Send me a pic and I'll rate it out of 10.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I have a pixie style with an undercut...or should I say I did have! It’s very questionable looking now and I fear if I take the clippers to it I’ll shave the lot off!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm lucky I'm almost bald and what's left I can do myself with the clippers on number 2 setting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I suspect mine would do better with a lot of weight out of it, but... I'm kind of digging it at the moment

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I suspect mine would do better with a lot of weight out of it, but... I'm kind of digging it at the moment"

Keep the Curls though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my hair caught on the bathroom door handle the other morning. I need a haircut! "

I do stuff like this all the time - I woke myself up the other night because my hair was trapped under my armpit - I look like a witch - it needs cutting desperately!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I suspect mine would do better with a lot of weight out of it, but... I'm kind of digging it at the moment

Keep the Curls though

I'll message you

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Surprisingly mine is OK. Touched up the roots and chopped the fringe myself. No need for me to rush to a hairdressers when they open. Maybe a bit too long but easy to tie back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Guys

Well I'm looking like Cruella Deville at the moment... Roll on 12th May when I can get my colour and cut again. Its been too long

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

I think I have been exceptionally lucky. My hair is curly so I can go at with a pair of scissors and you can’t really tell. Cut 4 inches off in October so not too bad. In fairness though my hairdresser visits have been becoming less and less frequent, I think I’m on about once a year now.

Lily

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I have been exceptionally lucky. My hair is curly so I can go at with a pair of scissors and you can’t really tell. Cut 4 inches off in October so not too bad. In fairness though my hairdresser visits have been becoming less and less frequent, I think I’m on about once a year now.

Lily "

I'm using the time when I'm seeing less people to get used to/adapt the curly girl method. I don't dare cut my own hair though. (I'm wavy not curly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine just keeps growing. Is wavy so that hides any imperfections well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dinged some of mine last night...must pay more attention to fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dinged some of mine last night...must pay more attention to fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dinged some of mine last night...must pay more attention to fire

Singed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dinged some of mine last night...must pay more attention to fire

Singed

I was about to Google dinge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dinged some of mine last night...must pay more attention to fire

Singed

I was about to Google dinge.

Must check spelling before posting

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By *heif6999Man
over a year ago

malton

"I have a pixie style with an undercut...or should I say I did have! It’s very questionable looking now and I fear if I take the clippers to it I’ll shave the lot off!"

Do it!! It’ll soon grow back!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I've become quite good with the clippers doing my sons hair. But I can't wait for him to go straight to the barbers

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By *heif6999Man
over a year ago

malton

"I've become quite good with the clippers doing my sons hair. But I can't wait for him to go straight to the barbers

You can do mine if you like !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it looks fine lol. Everyone looks like a hobo at the moment anyway.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

My hair was looking more like Boris style every day, so I shaved it down to a grade 5, which definitely took a lot of getting used to. It's been growing steadily and now at a length that I quite like .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this hair thing you speak of?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

So's mine, an appointment next Thursday, I think I'll feel light headed!!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I shall bring my clippers

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By *heif6999Man
over a year ago

malton

"I shall bring my clippers

Come and shave me bald if you like haha

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I shall bring my clippers

Come and shave me bald if you like haha"

Will do

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been cutting Sophies (in male mode) and done my step dads once too.

Im not bad at it tbf

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Mine's so long now it covers my boobs!

Just ordered some hair dye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's giving me a haircut then, payment in kind of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a hat,problem eased

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Who's giving me a haircut then, payment in kind of course

I offered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is now reaching past my eyebrows!

I'm becoming a hippie or an emo guy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It is now reaching past my eyebrows!

I'm becoming a hippie or an emo guy

I share your distress, it's just I'm female. I look like a mop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half is refusing to be seen anywhere in public without a hat ! Bless him!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I got my hair caught on the bathroom door handle the other morning. I need a haircut!

I do stuff like this all the time - I woke myself up the other night because my hair was trapped under my armpit - I look like a witch - it needs cutting desperately!

I know exactly what you mean! I lean on it, get it caught in my bra when putting it on or when I get in the car it gets all trapped between me and the seat and I have to pull it out so I can actually move my head! I can't wait to get it cut!

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

I'm booked in with the hair dresser for Saturday and it cannot come a day too soon!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'm now blue!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm now blue!

I didn't notice the blue but I noticed it looked darker last night but I thought it might have just been me having a moment

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It is now reaching past my eyebrows!

I'm becoming a hippie or an emo guy

Emo Goose

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

News says hairdressers booked up for two months .......

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'm now blue!

I didn't notice the blue but I noticed it looked darker last night but I thought it might have just been me having a moment

Yeah our living room lightning is pants! Lol we have to put a lamp and main light on to make it not look like a dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's had the craziest Zoom hair day then. Being clean shaved, not much choice here. I just love the shine I get off it lol.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I do my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the mornings my hair is very Jack Nicholson from the Shining.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I start my journey back to the UK tomorrow and purposely had my hair cut here last week as know the wait time for my hairdresser in the UK will be mammoth!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm now blue!

I didn't notice the blue but I noticed it looked darker last night but I thought it might have just been me having a moment

Yeah our living room lightning is pants! Lol we have to put a lamp and main light on to make it not look like a dungeon

I have the same problem thanks to high ceilings!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv always wondered what I’d look like with it all shaved off

Side note Iv become very handy with a set of clippers

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm now blue!

Love it!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'm now blue!

Love it!

Thanks! Never been brave with colours, so was a massive leap!

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By *heif6999Man
over a year ago

malton

"Iv always wondered what I’d look like with it all shaved off

Side note Iv become very handy with a set of clippers

Do it..... straight down the middle!

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