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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The stripey twats are back!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nooooo .get rid of it...it could be a queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here, have some better weather, but there’s a consolation.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Clap your hands together hard.

Apparently, they appreciate the applause then go home.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nooooo .get rid of it...it could be a queen

Queens are cunts!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clap your hands together hard.

Apparently, they appreciate the applause then go home.

It was that big I could have put a saddle on it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!""

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I cant stand wasps, hate the fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They’re just angry angry bastards.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Clap your hands together hard.

Apparently, they appreciate the applause then go home.

It was that big I could have put a saddle on it."

Kinky, but wholly inappropriate.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"They’re just angry angry bastards."

Not as angry as you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re just angry angry bastards.

Not as angry as you

I’m completely zen.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

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I like his ladies.. strumpets the lot of them...apart from that Spanish one

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hopefully the cold weather coming will sort them out and send them underground again

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Little fuckers are hanging around my back door!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Don't worry CJ, it's going to be 1° on Sunday.

They'll all die in their sleep of the cold.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'd rather have wasps than the insane amount of mosquitoes I have from living with the canal in my back garden, at least wasps barely ever sting yet every fucking little mozzie bastard wants to drink my blood!!!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They are evil buggers ..

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Found three yesterday when I opened the parasol for the first time this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one fly into the glass on the patio doors earlier today

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Had my first yesterday. She was a big beautiful lady at nearly 2" and I heard her knocking on the front door trying to get out. It took a while to get her out, but a bit of gentle persuasion did the trick. Only thing is, I can't work out how she got in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, the bad angry stripey pennies don't go away: one tried to come through the window yesterday. Waiting for a load of them to try and make a nest in my loft!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

That's nothing, in the space of half an hour I had 3 of those "c*nts with wings" in my workshop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A virus comes along that can decimate the population of the human race, but nothing for waspkind. Is there any justice in this world?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I have a nest in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a nest in my garden "

Wasp nests are beautiful.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have a nest in my garden

Wasp nests are beautiful."

Yes xx that's why I don't mind

Windows closed though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a nest in my garden

Wasp nests are beautiful.

Yes xx that's why I don't mind

Windows closed though x"

I had one under the lean to a couple of feet from my back door. Watching it's creation was amazing, but by the time it got to football size the children were afraid for their lives. We had to get rid of it

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"I have a nest in my garden

Wasp nests are beautiful."

I agree with you they are fantastic pieces of engineering.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have a nest in my garden

Wasp nests are beautiful.

Yes xx that's why I don't mind

Windows closed though x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are an amazing feet of engineering

Will sound mad but zip tie bag two coins and some water hang it by your door or if you're in the garden around by were you sit for some reason winged insects stay clear

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s...."

Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....

Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes

Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"The stripey twats are back! "

Came home from work the other morning to find a big buzzing bee going berserk in my kitchen. I was slightly puzzled as that night had been gale forced winds and rain. Yesterday the same thing happened. Crapping myself now in case there is a nest somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little fuckers are hanging around my back door! "

They obviously have taste... I’d love to hang out your back door!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....

Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes

Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird.

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....

Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes

Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird.

So Sean bean isn’t now!

You’re a fickle woman _eli.

Fickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are an amazing feet of engineering

Will sound mad but zip tie bag two coins and some water hang it by your door or if you're in the garden around by were you sit for some reason winged insects stay clear "

Everybody will be looking for the penny bags,will this be the new pampas grass

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I like wasps ... in a purely “they’re great for the garden” type way. I was sad last year when I had to get a chap in to destroy a nest. It was right outside my daughters window and she didn’t see the beauty in it

V x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....

Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes

Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird.

So Sean bean isn’t now!

You’re a fickle woman _eli.

Fickle."

Both are sexy in different ways, needy Sammy, my quim appreciates both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole thread made me chuckle

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By *uzy1969Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I had three wasps in my bathroom earlier within the space of an hour. Despite being scared of them i warily went in and opened the window, the first two flew straight out but the last one chased me round the room for five minutes before it left.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Little fuckers are hanging around my back door!

They obviously have taste... I’d love to hang out your back door!"

Haha smooooth

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Little fuckers are hanging around my back door!

They obviously have taste... I’d love to hang out your back door!"

that’s set me all a dither

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Little fuckers are hanging around my back door!

They obviously have taste... I’d love to hang out your back door!

that’s set me all a dither "

You better open them up and let some air in.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s...."

I was devastated when they killed Ned Stark so early in GOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The stripey twats are back!

Do you have a fireplace?

I had wasps coming down the chimney in the summer couple of years in a row. Freaked out thinking I had a nest but no. Got the chimney sweep out (who was camp as fuck and loving the drama but shitting himself at the same time) and no nest but they kept coming. I think it was the same couple, i'd let them out the window and they went up to the roof and came back down again. Bizzare

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I had three wasps in my bathroom earlier within the space of an hour. Despite being scared of them i warily went in and opened the window, the first two flew straight out but the last one chased me round the room for five minutes before it left. "

You sure it's not the same one coming back in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are an amazing feet of

Everybody will be looking for the penny bags,will this be the new pampas grass

Pampas grass looks like a fluffed up tampon maybe that will work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’re just angry angry bastards."

They are when u pull a wasp nest apart by accident, not my finest moment as a 14 year old ouch

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By *uzy1969Woman
over a year ago

Hull

before it left.

You sure it's not the same one coming back in?"

I did close the window straight after they flew out......just don't know how they're getting in.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I used to feel the same about wasps as most others on here. Until I understood their purpose.

They are ESSENTIAL. They keep blackfly, aphids, greenfly and all sorts off the crops and various vegetables.

I couldn't work out where in the food chain they were, and were just a pain in the arse!

I think differently now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Our daughter came through about 6.30 this morning, absolutely petrified that someone was in her room. Turns out a queen bee had got stuck in the room and spent the night on the windowsill and was clamouring to get out! Poor kid, she calmed down when she realised it was only a bee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand them. They scare me, I leave the house and panic.

I'm such a girl and a wuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke last night with one walking up my arm it was about an inch across not sure if bee ir wasp it was massive.

Dyson mini are very good only jyst went through the nozzle

Memo need to clean the sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't miss these. But saved a bee this week.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"

Oooh, I love old Sharpey

Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....

Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes

Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird.

Ha ha he’s not my type. I wouldn’t kick Sean Bean out of bed though

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These wasps are emerging..not seen one yet but they increase newspaper sales..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got chased by a fuck off bee today ... was massive

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I believe that wasps are evil buggers but you know where you stand with a bee

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Had one in the house this morning!!! So shocked with how early they are out?! Freya

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Had one in the house this morning!!! So shocked with how early they are out?! Freya "

Swat the fucker...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If every household in the uk bought newspapers and swatted these buggers then we would banish them to the countryside where they belong..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If every household in the uk bought newspapers and swatted these buggers then we would banish them to the countryside where they belong.."

Then they could get proper jobs and work the fields.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"If every household in the uk bought newspapers and swatted these buggers then we would banish them to the countryside where they belong..

They belong in the woods and fields...not our gardens stinging our children and pets

Then they could get proper jobs and work the fields."

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Wasps good in the wild but not in the garden

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