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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

licking a bumhole?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st step: have a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st step: have a poo"

Whilst licking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do tongue and mouth exercises regularly.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do tongue and mouth exercises regularly.

Interesting, I feel I need to know more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, yes, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do tongue and mouth exercises regularly.

Interesting, I feel I need to know more

Don't you know its your strongest muscle;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rigorous selection process

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Sellotaping my mouth shut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do tongue and mouth exercises regularly.

Interesting, I feel I need to know more

Don't you know its your strongest muscle;-) "

I have a stronger one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rigorous selection process "

I’ll shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rigorous selection process

I’ll shave

Congratulations, you've passed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sellotaping my mouth shut

I said no serious answers Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rigorous selection process

I’ll shave

Congratulations, you've passed

My first come on this year. What do I do now?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sellotaping my mouth shut

I said no serious answers Mrs

I drifted off into fantasy land then MrM!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Rigorous selection process

I’ll shave

Congratulations, you've passed

My first come on this year. What do I do now?

Have a shower and make yourself pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta wash the bum hole with a pressure hose first for at least 20 mins, soak it in bleach and hand sanitiser for 48hrs after that and then sprinkle with vax, hoover. Separate the ass cheeks, cover entire area with a dental dam (double layer) and then lick. 3 licks only though counter clockwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sellotaping my mouth shut

I said no serious answers Mrs

I drifted off into fantasy land then MrM!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rigorous selection process

I’ll shave

Congratulations, you've passed

My first come on this year. What do I do now?

Have a shower and make yourself pretty

It’ll take more than a shower to do that

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A combination of eating a creme egg, licking a yogurt pot lid, and jack hammering your tongue

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"licking a bumhole?

Love and Peace

I don't x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gotta wash the bum hole with a pressure hose first for at least 20 mins, soak it in bleach and hand sanitiser for 48hrs after that and then sprinkle with vax, hoover. Separate the ass cheeks, cover entire area with a dental dam (double layer) and then lick. 3 licks only though counter clockwise.

My underpants have just fell down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answer the question Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A combination of eating a creme egg, licking a yogurt pot lid, and jack hammering your tongue"

This is the leading answer so far

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"A combination of eating a creme egg, licking a yogurt pot lid, and jack hammering your tongue"

^^^ best description yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st step: have a poo

Whilst licking?

Never tried it but definitely will do next time I get my bum licked.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Using someone else's tounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let someone else do it

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Like you're trying to find out what he's had for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to bend over for my bum lickin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st step: have a poo

Whilst licking?

Never tried it but definitely will do next time I get my bum licked. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have staff for that. Last spring, during The Great Toilet Roll Shortage, it was easier to employ someone, than source loo roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lot are disgusting, I want serious bumhole licking answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recommend plenty of warm up and cooling down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because I

you I have just googled "best technique for rimming"

The top reply was

"Tickle the hole with just the tip of your tongue, then thrust your tongue in as deep as it can go. Alternate between the wider, flat part of your tongue and the narrower, probing tip"

So I guess that must be the way to do it. I can delve back in, so to speak, for further advice

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Like I'm eating a creme egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I'm eating a creme egg. "

Yeah but how do YOU eat a cream egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running away..

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Like I'm eating a creme egg.

Yeah but how do YOU eat a cream egg?"

Want to find out Sam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sniff Test is first.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I like him to be bent over with his head down.

Part the cheeks.

Spit on it.

Long lick from perineum to butt hole to start with.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The Sniff Test is first. "

I only lick butts of men I trust to have washed.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don’t.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I don’t. "
not much of a contribution really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I'm eating a creme egg.

Yeah but how do YOU eat a cream egg?

Want to find out Sam?

Damn right I wanna find out how YUO eat a cream egg!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Just because I

you I have just googled "best technique for rimming"

The top reply was

"Tickle the hole with just the tip of your tongue, then thrust your tongue in as deep as it can go. Alternate between the wider, flat part of your tongue and the narrower, probing tip"

So I guess that must be the way to do it. I can delve back in, so to speak, for further advice

Love a woman that does her research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like him to be bent over with his head down.

Part the cheeks.

Spit on it.

Long lick from perineum to butt hole to start with.

That has given me a proper belly laugh.

Thanks jojo

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

The same technique I use for eating Polo mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover the hole with cling film just in case of any debris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cover the hole with cling film just in case of any debris "

Also hope they didn't have a curry the night before. Don't want to be suffering from turd debris burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cover the hole with cling film just in case of any debris

Also hope they didn't have a curry the night before. Don't want to be suffering from turd debris burns

Not with cling film....you could end up with a sausage in the cling film

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Never breach the second sphincter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just because I

you I have just googled "best technique for rimming"

The top reply was

"Tickle the hole with just the tip of your tongue, then thrust your tongue in as deep as it can go. Alternate between the wider, flat part of your tongue and the narrower, probing tip"

So I guess that must be the way to do it. I can delve back in, so to speak, for further advice

That’s just brought a little tear to my Japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because I

you I have just googled "best technique for rimming"

The top reply was

"Tickle the hole with just the tip of your tongue, then thrust your tongue in as deep as it can go. Alternate between the wider, flat part of your tongue and the narrower, probing tip"

So I guess that must be the way to do it. I can delve back in, so to speak, for further advice

That’s just brought a little tear to my Japs eye

Always glad to be of service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just because I

you I have just googled "best technique for rimming"

The top reply was

"Tickle the hole with just the tip of your tongue, then thrust your tongue in as deep as it can go. Alternate between the wider, flat part of your tongue and the narrower, probing tip"

So I guess that must be the way to do it. I can delve back in, so to speak, for further advice

That’s just brought a little tear to my Japs eye

Always glad to be of service

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"licking a bumhole?

Love and Peace

Bleach

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