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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

Which unexpected items do you need for a shagger's day van?

I'm designing a removable, modular campervan conversion kit for my van, basically a set of wooden boxes which can be stacked, laid out as a van floor or opened up to create a bed, with a 10cm storage space underneath.

What would you put in your shagger's van?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Wall mounted lube dispenser

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

A mattress would be a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinted windows. Curtains or blackout blinds would surely be essential!

A comfortable mattress as the poster above me said.

Somewhere to keep the essentials of being a shagger easily to hand.

Condoms. Lube. Wet wipes. Tissues. Towels!

And a nice sound system & soft lighting!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Controllable LED light strips, a full ceiling mirror, oh and a disco ball

LvM

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

Wall mounted dispensers is a good one. I'm wondering about vibrators or speakers mounted into the mattress pads? Of course they'll be easyclean vinyl

Oh... what about one of those cheap sex machines? Would they fit into a 10cm storage space?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which unexpected items do you need for a shagger's day van?

What would you put in your shagger's van?

Don’t you mean a few pallets on the floor ?

I prefer comfort.

Nice comfy bed that’s wipe clean

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"A mattress would be a start"

Waterproof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have windscreen wipers on the inside for when you blow your beans and miss her tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make everything wipe downable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold away table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CCTV 4K with zoom

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Blow up doll just in case

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A comfy chair so he can watch

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Acoustic matting and stiffened shocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wall mounted dispensers is a good one. I'm wondering about vibrators or speakers mounted into the mattress pads? Of course they'll be easyclean vinyl

Oh... what about one of those cheap sex machines? Would they fit into a 10cm storage space?

How big is 10cm? About 3 Sky remotes long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we drill some glory holes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs a tow bar....

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Tinted windows. Curtains or blackout blinds would surely be essential!

A comfortable mattress as the poster above me said.

Somewhere to keep the essentials of being a shagger easily to hand.

Condoms. Lube. Wet wipes. Tissues. Towels!

And a nice sound system & soft lighting!"

All of this!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Stronger suspension.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I thought the proper name for these was murder vans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the proper name for these was murder vans?"

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

Oh.. a bluetooth camera so hubbies can watch from their own car, down at the supermarket

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...

How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...

How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?"

sounds amazing!

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

Exactly. Basic crates with vinyl covered foam mounted to the undersides of the lids. Just flip them all over and it's either a bed or a van floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...

How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?"

That got my crusty minge moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...

How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?

That got my crusty minge moist.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Someone to shag would be great.

It’s the only thing I’m missing really

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Usb outlets...to recharge all the vibes and AA battery chargers

And boxes to store batteries

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A small fan or two

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Revolving number plates like James bond... Just because

Oh and a sun roof to watch the stars while on your back...

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

"That got my crusty minge moist.

I've already adopted it as my main goal hehe

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

For days like today a heater !!

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

So far I've got-

Black vinyl mattress pads

Floor mounted sex machine (keep her amused while driving, or for single girls to DP without all the hassle)

Floor mounted subwoofers (for pelvic vibration and 'punch')

Restraints at all four corners

Bluetooth camera for hubby

Courtesy tray for lubes and condoms etc

LED strips or spotlights

Can't decide about visibility though, it has tinted windows all round but I don't really want them fully blacked, or messy curtains...

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"So far I've got-

Black vinyl mattress pads

Floor mounted sex machine (keep her amused while driving, or for single girls to DP without all the hassle)

Floor mounted subwoofers (for pelvic vibration and 'punch')

Restraints at all four corners

Bluetooth camera for hubby

Courtesy tray for lubes and condoms etc

LED strips or spotlights

Can't decide about visibility though, it has tinted windows all round but I don't really want them fully blacked, or messy curtains..."

You will probably need to get an engine upgrade to drag around all that extra weight and to be able to power all of the electrical "implements"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Slip buckets and drip trays.

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which unexpected items do you need for a shagger's day van?

What would you put in your shagger's van?

I would think a women is my main priority haha

I have my eye on a few that frequent the forums so fingers crossed when my love bud is complete I can visit a few forumites xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Slip buckets and drip trays.

What?

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

"You will probably need to get an engine upgrade to drag around all that extra weight and to be able to power all of the electrical "implements"

It's a 3.5 litre Elgrand with factory fitted 110 volt sockets

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I wonder what the police would think if they ever stopped you as routine patrol?

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan
over a year ago

wrexham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good bloody clean after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...

How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?"

Would the lady be restrained whilst your driving around ?

Think you might have to rethink that.

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

"Would the lady be restrained whilst your driving around ?

Think you might have to rethink that.

Yep. Strapped down with all control and safety relinquished to the men in the front hehe

Only thing is, she'd have to have her feet at the drivers end just in case of accident, which isn't ideal for rear-view mirror viewing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would the lady be restrained whilst your driving around ?

Think you might have to rethink that.

Yep. Strapped down with all control and safety relinquished to the men in the front hehe

Only thing is, she'd have to have her feet at the drivers end just in case of accident, which isn't ideal for rear-view mirror viewing...

Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then.

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

"Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then.

I'm wondering if they could do any more than a seat belt ticket, and even then... do rear passengers even have to wear a seatbelt nowadays? It does have proper seats and belts right at the back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then.

I'm wondering if they could do any more than a seat belt ticket, and even then... do rear passengers even have to wear a seatbelt nowadays? It does have proper seats and belts right at the back..."

Rear passengers have to wear a seatbelt

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then.

I'm wondering if they could do any more than a seat belt ticket, and even then... do rear passengers even have to wear a seatbelt nowadays? It does have proper seats and belts right at the back..."

I don't think that the police or VOSA would class leather wrist and ankle restraints as suitable seatbelts !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotsits for half time snacks. Also so they're not wondering why their fingers are orange after fingering.

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

"Wotsits for half time snacks. Also so they're not wondering why their fingers are orange after fingering. "

Ewwww!!! Although, a cream cake dispenser would be awesome...

I should probably consider the fact that I'm slap bang in the middle of Police Interceptors territory, I've seen them drive past my own house on that show. Imagine the footage they'd get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Revolving number plates like James bond... Just because

Oh and a sun roof to watch the stars while on your back... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wotsits for half time snacks. Also so they're not wondering why their fingers are orange after fingering.

Ewwww!!! Although, a cream cake dispenser would be awesome...

I should probably consider the fact that I'm slap bang in the middle of Police Interceptors territory, I've seen them drive past my own house on that show. Imagine the footage they'd get

They are already watching you.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

A pride flag to wave from the roof

Welcome aboard all!

Bucket of condoms.

Sanitizer spray!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Good suspension, surfaces that are easy to wipe and disinfect and an air condition that works on battery if you don't want to mist up the windows. Power outlets to recharge or run electric toys. Toilet and shower cubicle. A lot of toys, lube and condoms and someone to have sex with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is with all the threads on fucking in cars and lorries - doesn't anyone have a house?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I have nearly have it all. Restraints. Toys. Dimmable lights. coloured lights. Music. Shower. internal inspection camera. The only thing missing is. !

The nymphomaniac woman. I wish

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