FabSwingers.com forum: Magic fix

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you need magically fixed today?

Answers on a postcard. Might not reply to all.

My attitude.

Over to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car. She's knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My motivation. Today it's not so much broken as totally missing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My car. She's knackered "

Poor both of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My motivation to work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My motivation. Today it's not so much broken as totally missing..."

I guess you also have no motivation to search for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My motivation to work

On 1..2..3.. let's log out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can you make lunch for me please?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you make lunch for me please?!"

Yes!!! I love feeding people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My motivation. Today it's not so much broken as totally missing...

I guess you also have no motivation to search for it.

I did check under the sofa cushions. I'm working up to looking behind the washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My quaver shaped Covid body

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My daily calories allowance.

I've eaten 1,238 of 1,742 already and I still have 10 hours of my day left.

I need it set back to 1,200 calories please.

Thank you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My quaver shaped Covid body"

Be thankful it's only Quaver shaped and not giant Easter Egg shaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my life.

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily fixed but I need someone to give me a garden design so I can get my garden done. I want to get it all sorted but have no idea what to design. So any sketches please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My motivation to work

On 1..2..3.. let's log out.

I can't, I'm scared. What if I can't log back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lack of pussay

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My brain please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Nothing thanks Tuberose, I'm a problem solver; I love working out how to fix things. The idea that someone could wave a wand, say a spell and, piff-paff-puff, things are sorted holds no appeal, it would take all the 'magic' out of resolving it myself.

That said, magic me up a Portuguese tart (custard verity, although....) right now and I'll be your friend for life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our long absence from the chat rooms although it’s very quiet

Jxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My enjoyment of the forums...sorry guys,no one thing in particular but just not having fun so I've kinda shown that in posts....its a shame because I love a good debate in a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neck

My back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/04/21 13:53:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/04/21 13:53:23]"

Did we just do the same things.... are you hoping someone does the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/04/21 13:53:23]

Did we just do the same things.... are you hoping someone does the song

We did the same thing that was hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neck

My back...."

Lick my

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blistered heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/04/21 13:53:23]

Did we just do the same things.... are you hoping someone does the song

We did the same thing that was hilarious!"

*high five

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

My body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neck

My back....

Lick my

..."

And my *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neck

My back....

Lick my

...

And my *

You lot are mean

Just wait until you want sympathy, I’ll laugh I tell you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

My house....all of it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neck

My back....

Lick my

...

And my *

You lot are mean

Just wait until you want sympathy, I’ll laugh I tell you

Haha they were all offers of help

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The scratch on my table caused by a fecking work binder!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

My sex life would be a good start

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne/leek

My body. Its fucked after these last 2 weeks and not in the good way either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toe. Gout.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

My awesomeness. It just seems to be out of control.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Any good at fixing negativity.....

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I could do with a "DOT" just to check everything is still working as it should

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have a list tuberose, how long have you got?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My hip please!!! I’m a hopping disaster on crutches and I’m fed up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I run on my lamp the genie doesn't appear anymore. So need that fixing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My entire body please , not a good day today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weather please, enjoyed the last couple of sunny days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My motivation to work

On 1..2..3.. let's log out.

I can't, I'm scared. What if I can't log back in

Recovery email?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair. It’ll need a cleansing ritual by the time I can go and have it cut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weather please, enjoyed the last couple of sunny days

I'm just going to inhale a big breath & blow the clouds away alright ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a list tuberose, how long have you got?"

Tight schedule here

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"What do you need magically fixed today?

Answers on a postcard. Might not reply to all.

My attitude.

Over to you.

The pandemic to be over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My get up and seems to have got up and went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The clocks at work.

None of them are showing the correct time; 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right foot is very painful, can you make it better please ?

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I don’t think I need anything fixing today, it’s all good

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My frozen shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My right foot is very painful, can you make it better please ?"

It starts to feel like a notice board!

Anyone good with physiotherapy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half's libido

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to leave work,

Rose can you please please please make this extra long weekend go really slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about to leave work,

Rose can you please please please make this extra long weekend go really slowly

I wish I was a Keeper of Time and Space;-)

I say.. sleep less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neck

My back....

Lick my

... I’ll give you a neck massage...

And my *

You lot are mean

Just wait until you want sympathy, I’ll laugh I tell you

hey I offered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My motivation. Today it's not so much broken as totally missing...

I guess you also have no motivation to search for it.

I did check under the sofa cushions. I'm working up to looking behind the washing machine."

Any luck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My quaver shaped Covid body"

Like cheese quaver?! Imagining it is doing funny things to my brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing thanks Tuberose, I'm a problem solver; I love working out how to fix things. The idea that someone could wave a wand, say a spell and, piff-paff-puff, things are sorted holds no appeal, it would take all the 'magic' out of resolving it myself.

That said, magic me up a Portuguese tart (custard verity, although....) right now and I'll be your friend for life!"

I do know how to make these little treats

can send a pic to prove my proficiency

little sweet devil's they are.

I love the attitude. Satisfaction of achieving it yourself is a self shaped magic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My daily calories allowance.

I've eaten 1,238 of 1,742 already and I still have 10 hours of my day left.

I need it set back to 1,200 calories please.

Thank you."

turning the dial down for you ! X

Hope you find a fix for days to come as I'm rooting for your goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My insomnia. 5am this morning before I got any sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you need magically fixed today?

Answers on a postcard. Might not reply to all.

My attitude.

The weather in Scotland so I can get the hot tub out.

Forecast for snow

Over to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

The fact that I (Jason) am still fat enough that my belly button has its own echo

Upside though. 4.5 stone down in 5 months. 4 more to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My skin. I'm sick of bad skin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fact that I (Jason) am still fat enough that my belly button has its own echo

Upside though. 4.5 stone down in 5 months. 4 more to go"

New pics always help me to stay on track. Enjoy your progress

x kudos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm about to leave work,

Rose can you please please please make this extra long weekend go really slowly

I wish I was a Keeper of Time and Space;-)

I say.. sleep less.

Hmmmm sounds like a plan then I can catch up with sleep at work, paid sleeping

yes!

thanks Rose you're a star

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"When I run on my lamp the genie doesn't appear anymore. So need that fixing.

He's been freed, didn't you hear ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My daily calories allowance.

I've eaten 1,238 of 1,742 already and I still have 10 hours of my day left.

I need it set back to 1,200 calories please.

Thank you.

turning the dial down for you ! X

Hope you find a fix for days to come as I'm rooting for your goal. "

Thank you. I'm not worried if I go over a little now and then.

I'm on the long haul.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'll take a full body MOT please

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By *ittleteaseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"My daily calories allowance.

I've eaten 1,238 of 1,742 already and I still have 10 hours of my day left.

I need it set back to 1,200 calories please.

Thank you."

You've ate all my daily calorie already. Call it a cheat day. We all need them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My daily calories allowance.

I've eaten 1,238 of 1,742 already and I still have 10 hours of my day left.

I need it set back to 1,200 calories please.

Thank you.

turning the dial down for you ! X

Hope you find a fix for days to come as I'm rooting for your goal.

Thank you. I'm not worried if I go over a little now and then.

I'm on the long haul."

Yes. No need to be harsh on yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a full body MOT please

Happy to help

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'll take a full body MOT please

Happy to help

Yus please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my life.

Please

Px "

Abracadabra.. x hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My lack of pussay

You want to be a hermaphrodite?

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I'll donate my go to someone who needs it, as life is pretty darn good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix a snack for when I get back from work maybe ? Otherwise I'm good, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes ... just had my first floater experience ...in both eyes

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you fix it to be Saturday please...thank you x

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Make me smile and LOL

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