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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi,

Not really done this before so thought I’d give it a whirl!

With gyms opening back soon anyone got any naughty gym stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once did curls in the squat rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't put my weights back once, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once did curls in the squat rack "

Squats in the curl rack, that really pisses them off

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I didn't put my weights back once, does that count? "

Only if you dropped them loudly with a huge grunt. Bonus points if it was the lightest dumbbells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked on treadmill eating a Mars Bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once did curls in the squat rack

Squats in the curl rack, that really pisses them off "

"Bro, I'm curling here bro!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't put my weights back once, does that count? "

This can count because I once forgot how physics works when I took all the plates off one side of the barbell when doing squats. The loud clang of the weights falling made me want the ground to swallow me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't put my weights back once, does that count?

This can count because I once forgot how physics works when I took all the plates off one side of the barbell when doing squats. The loud clang of the weights falling made me want the ground to swallow me up "

I remember at college my tutor doing this, and I’m not even lying here, the blind ex pro power lifter was the other side and the bar flipped over and hit him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are all seriously wot g snd shouldn’t be allowed in any self respecting Gym. Next you’ll be saying you fart while breaking your squat pb, no, wait, that was me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't put my weights back once, does that count? "

Bugs the hell out of me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone spent almost an hour in a large floor area, covering it with multiple debris, spending time on their phone, including pic taking, to do 1 stretch. The lop sided weights should have fallen that way. This type of person also follows their superhuman grunts from lifting 5Kg, with extensive porn soundtrack sounds whilst stretching and cooling down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to gym one day,sat there texting someone and left home after an hour. Perfect workout without breaking a sweat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw someone taking the last plate off only one side of the bar on a squat rack luckily nobody injured... I just glanced over as it happened otherwise I would’ve rushed over to tell the person you need to evenly take both sides off...

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I once did curls in the squat rack "

Reported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I some times go straight to the vending machine and do reps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I some times go straight to the vending machine and do reps."

Some say it’s the best machine in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw someone taking the last plate off only one side of the bar on a squat rack luckily nobody injured... I just glanced over as it happened otherwise I would’ve rushed over to tell the person you need to evenly take both sides off..."

I did the same thing. Those 1.25kg's are deadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I some times go straight to the vending machine and do reps.

Some say it’s the best machine in the gym "

If you get a family bag of Monster Munch and a can of Lilt you can get some good gains and feel the burn.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I some times go straight to the vending machine and do reps.

Some say it’s the best machine in the gym

If you get a family bag of Monster Munch and a can of Lilt you can get some good gains and feel the burn. "

How many calories are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my most embarrassing moment at the gym was when I couldn’t get the doors open to leave, I’d gone a bit hard pumping iron and I couldn’t move my arms, plus they were shaking, the receptionist had to pull the door open for me, she said don’t worry you’re not the first, but I think she was just being kind, I think I was the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my most embarrassing moment at the gym was when I couldn’t get the doors open to leave, I’d gone a bit hard pumping iron and I couldn’t move my arms, plus they were shaking, the receptionist had to pull the door open for me, she said don’t worry you’re not the first, but I think she was just being kind, I think I was the first. "

Speaking as a receptionist in a gym there’s been many instances where I’ve had to open doors for people after a session.

A few guys even told me they couldn’t get their car keys out their pockets and I’ve had to put my hand in their pockets as well.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"A few guys even told me they couldn’t get their car keys out their pockets and I’ve had to put my hand in their pockets as well. "

A likely story Must remember that one

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my most embarrassing moment at the gym was when I couldn’t get the doors open to leave, I’d gone a bit hard pumping iron and I couldn’t move my arms, plus they were shaking, the receptionist had to pull the door open for me, she said don’t worry you’re not the first, but I think she was just being kind, I think I was the first.

Speaking as a receptionist in a gym there’s been many instances where I’ve had to open doors for people after a session.

A few guys even told me they couldn’t get their car keys out their pockets and I’ve had to put my hand in their pockets as well. "

I mean I’d also have to come up with a lame excuse to be able to formulate a string of words to be able to talk to you haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably my most embarrassing moment at the gym was when I couldn’t get the doors open to leave, I’d gone a bit hard pumping iron and I couldn’t move my arms, plus they were shaking, the receptionist had to pull the door open for me, she said don’t worry you’re not the first, but I think she was just being kind, I think I was the first. "

Last lock down something sort of similar but thankfully no one saw, I was fine leaving feeling quite smug, until I got home and went to lay on bed, couldn’t lift my arms to support my weight as I dropped to the bed and face planed it haha.

I swear this is the last time I’m going through this DOMS crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I peed in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw someone taking the last plate off only one side of the bar on a squat rack luckily nobody injured... I just glanced over as it happened otherwise I would’ve rushed over to tell the person you need to evenly take both sides off...

I did the same thing. Those 1.25kg's are deadly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t wipe the weights bench after I used it

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"I didn't put my weights back once, does that count?

This can count because I once forgot how physics works when I took all the plates off one side of the barbell when doing squats. The loud clang of the weights falling made me want the ground to swallow me up "

I didn't do that. I did get cramp in my foot, my brain went "move it now"...

All the weight, on one leg, halfway through my movement... Unsurprisingly I didn't keep my balance, went down, somehow got trapped with weights and bar and rack... My PT had turned her back for half a minute...

She then took about 2 minutes to recover from laughing at me.

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