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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt takin out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay. Way to win brownie points with the laydeez

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck "

Your a fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck "

Plenty i wouldn't. Thanks for asking tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas "

Ssshhh...I don't think he knows!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas

Ssshhh...I don't think he knows!"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In day's of old when Knights where bold,

And ladies weren't invented,

they drilled holes in telegraph poles and had to be contented.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas "

And I won’t fuck owt but seems most will

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas

And I won’t fuck owt but seems most will"

Why are you so judgemental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas

And I won’t fuck owt but seems most will"

Will they? Why the interest? Does it impact you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay. Way to win brownie points with the laydeez "

I’m after girl guide tokens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a predictable move, make yourself stand out like a beacon of goodness, let’s see how this one works out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck "

News flash. You’re a fella too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s a predictable move, make yourself stand out like a beacon of goodness, let’s see how this one works out. "

I ain’t good and most women don’t like so no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas

And I won’t fuck owt but seems most will

Will they? Why the interest? Does it impact you?"

And can I have a list please.

#desperatehere

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I might not be able to fuck owt .til May is out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

News flash. You’re a fella too "

And I don’t want to fuck everything breathing

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I wont, I don't go for random fucks, I think sex is better when you actually have a connection with the person you sleep with, guess I am old fashioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas

And I won’t fuck owt but seems most will

Will they? Why the interest? Does it impact you?

And can I have a list please.

#desperatehere"

Yes if you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

News flash. You’re a fella too

And I don’t want to fuck everything breathing "

Well fondest congrats, here have a bun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

News flash. You’re a fella too

And I don’t want to fuck everything breathing

Well fondest congrats, here have a bun!"

can I have a bun too?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

News flash. You’re a fella too

And I don’t want to fuck everything breathing

Well fondest congrats, here have a bun!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

News flash. You’re a fella too

And I don’t want to fuck everything breathing

Well fondest congrats, here have a bun! can I have a bun too?"

I don’t eat carbs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck "

Do your mates shag around

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

What have I stumbled upon here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What have I stumbled upon here "

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Ah op. Not everyone can be such a desirable, top shelf shagger. Some of us mere mortals have to rely on the generosity of others to toss us a pity shag.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Define ‘owt’ please?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh "

But you did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah op. Not everyone can be such a desirable, top shelf shagger. Some of us mere mortals have to rely on the generosity of others to toss us a pity shag. "

I am very mortal thank you but I know what I like even with filters I get hairy asses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah op. Not everyone can be such a desirable, top shelf shagger. Some of us mere mortals have to rely on the generosity of others to toss us a pity shag. "

Any port in a storm.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Define ‘owt’ please?"

I had to search it apparently it means anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Define ‘owt’ please?"

One with tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define ‘owt’ please?"

Anything that is in existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah op. Not everyone can be such a desirable, top shelf shagger. Some of us mere mortals have to rely on the generosity of others to toss us a pity shag.

I am very mortal thank you but I know what I like even with filters I get hairy asses "

Those are new age women, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In day's of old when Knights where bold,

And ladies weren't invented,

they drilled holes in telegraph poles and had to be contented."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define ‘owt’ please?

One with tits?"

Don’t think you even need them I’d say hole

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck "

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh "

I don't understand why you did. Did you think it would make you look good by putting down other men by suggesting they aren't selective? Didn't really work though. It doesn't impress anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Me "

Don’t believe you

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"What have I stumbled upon here "

Not sure, maybe a northern Micky Flannigan?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

News flash. You’re a fella too

And I don’t want to fuck everything breathing "

Just your chances of attracting women!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh

I don't understand why you did. Did you think it would make you look good by putting down other men by suggesting they aren't selective? Didn't really work though. It doesn't impress anyone. "

Why does everyone think I did it to get noticed it was just a post not thirsty this is why I don’t post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Me

Don’t believe you "

Calling all guys out really doesn’t make you look genuine. Bless you

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh

I don't understand why you did. Did you think it would make you look good by putting down other men by suggesting they aren't selective? Didn't really work though. It doesn't impress anyone. "

Agreed it didn’t work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh

I don't understand why you did. Did you think it would make you look good by putting down other men by suggesting they aren't selective? Didn't really work though. It doesn't impress anyone.

Why does everyone think I did it to get noticed it was just a post not thirsty this is why I don’t post "

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh

I don't understand why you did. Did you think it would make you look good by putting down other men by suggesting they aren't selective? Didn't really work though. It doesn't impress anyone.

Why does everyone think I did it to get noticed it was just a post not thirsty this is why I don’t post "

Not verified either. Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck

Your a fellas

And I won’t fuck owt but seems most will

Will they? Why the interest? Does it impact you?

And can I have a list please.

#desperatehere"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah op. Not everyone can be such a desirable, top shelf shagger. Some of us mere mortals have to rely on the generosity of others to toss us a pity shag. "

Like you'd need a pit shag Jamie Hants in her spangly pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh

I don't understand why you did. Did you think it would make you look good by putting down other men by suggesting they aren't selective? Didn't really work though. It doesn't impress anyone.

Why does everyone think I did it to get noticed it was just a post not thirsty this is why I don’t post "

So what inspired you to start it, we’re you looking at men’s veris or was there an influx of local stays updates from men saying ‘I will literally shag anything !’ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah op. Not everyone can be such a desirable, top shelf shagger. Some of us mere mortals have to rely on the generosity of others to toss us a pity shag.

Like you'd need a pit shag Jamie Hants in her spangly pants "

Pity** jesus wept, I swear I spelled that correctly too

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"What have I stumbled upon here

Not sure, maybe a northern Micky Flannigan?

S"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is owt? Can I get a link to her profile

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

What on earth is going on here tonight?

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do "

You never gave us an explanation a proper one for your opening statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently all it takes is an argument and a little bit of sunshine.

who knew

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do "
i think they are just trying to make a point that it was a lot insensitive, , we all screw up with an op post at some point, just think how you word stuff next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do

You never gave us an explanation a proper one for your opening statement "

And I’m not saying anymore as it’s just misconstrued this site can be poisonous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do

You never gave us an explanation a proper one for your opening statement

And I’m not saying anymore as it’s just misconstrued this site can be poisonous "

Stop crying. You failed at blowing our flame out to make yours shine brighter. How weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do

You never gave us an explanation a proper one for your opening statement

And I’m not saying anymore as it’s just misconstrued this site can be poisonous "

I'm struggling to see what that title and and OP can be misconstrued from.

Saying lads would fuck anything implying there is something wrong with some of the women here getting fucked is poisonous though I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do i think they are just trying to make a point that it was a lot insensitive, , we all screw up with an op post at some point, just think how you word stuff next time "

He could have worded it like Jane Austin and still got the same result.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Come on people, give the guy a break, he fucked up, haven't you lot ever made a mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on people, give the guy a break, he fucked up, haven't you lot ever made a mistake "

Meh let them carry on bud makes them happy used to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do

You never gave us an explanation a proper one for your opening statement

And I’m not saying anymore as it’s just misconstrued this site can be poisonous

Stop crying. You failed at blowing our flame out to make yours shine brighter. How weak"

Wow really what an ass thing to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All I can say is trolls ugly folk everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on people, give the guy a break, he fucked up, haven't you lot ever made a mistake "

There is a difference between making a mistake and owning it.. and making a mistake and trying to blame it on misscommunication.

If I had seen him post something like " was frustrated posted shite my bad id 100% give him a break

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do

You never gave us an explanation a proper one for your opening statement

And I’m not saying anymore as it’s just misconstrued this site can be poisonous

Stop crying. You failed at blowing our flame out to make yours shine brighter. How weak"

Err harsh?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck "
You for starters.

I like connection and intelligence as some people in here will know, it's not about simply 'fucking'. Don't judge us by want you expected from the site and never got. Kiss, kiss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relevant I’d say.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’m just gonna let you lot carry on and ignore now last post I do

You never gave us an explanation a proper one for your opening statement

And I’m not saying anymore as it’s just misconstrued this site can be poisonous

Stop crying. You failed at blowing our flame out to make yours shine brighter. How weak"

I don't think he did why is he weak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can say is trolls ugly folk everywhere "
Judge not lest ye be judged!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck You for starters.

I like connection and intelligence as some people in here will know, it's not about simply 'fucking'. Don't judge us by want you expected from the site and never got. Kiss, kiss..."

Wow fucktards are out in force tonight keep coming show yourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I can say is trolls ugly folk everywhere Judge not lest ye be judged!"

I have said some things in jest not for everyone but I’d never demoralise someone

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Don’t throw stones in a glass house

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip. "

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip. "

At least there are some decent folk

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Leave the guy alone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave the guy alone x"

Thank you but they can’t watch the trolls go

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?"

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Cant say I didn't try , at least when I did post an inappropriate angry rant, I apologised for it afterwards

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck You for starters.

I like connection and intelligence as some people in here will know, it's not about simply 'fucking'. Don't judge us by want you expected from the site and never got. Kiss, kiss...

Wow fucktards are out in force tonight keep coming show yourselves "

Just because people disagree with you or are offended by your comments does not give you the right to label them as fucktards.

Nor is it fair to tar all men with the same brush, positive or negative.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!! "

I am shocked tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat a warm apple pie

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

I am shocked tbh"

Me too!!! Not Fucking acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!! "

OK but someone above asked him to clarify what he ment and nothing. The OP also seems to be using more abusive language than anyone else posting

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"What have I stumbled upon here "

Get some popcorn and settle in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

I am shocked tbh

Me too!!! Not Fucking acceptable. "

It’s ok just shocked at something so innocuous has this reaction genuinely shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

I am shocked tbh

Me too!!! Not Fucking acceptable.

It’s ok just shocked at something so innocuous has this reaction genuinely shocked "

Thought you weren’t saying anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

OK but someone above asked him to clarify what he ment and nothing. The OP also seems to be using more abusive language than anyone else posting "

Mayb something to do with the abuse aimed at me

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

OK but someone above asked him to clarify what he ment and nothing. The OP also seems to be using more abusive language than anyone else posting "

Do you think 30 plus against 1 is fair?! There’s no way he can explain himself and I don’t think it matters what he says. It’s a stupid post but the reaction is worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

I am shocked tbh

Me too!!! Not Fucking acceptable.

It’s ok just shocked at something so innocuous has this reaction genuinely shocked

Thought you weren’t saying anything else"

It’s hard not to defend yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was meant light hearted never expected this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was meant light hearted never expected this "

That's the forums I'm afraid....

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

I am shocked tbh

Me too!!! Not Fucking acceptable.

It’s ok just shocked at something so innocuous has this reaction genuinely shocked

Thought you weren’t saying anything else

It’s hard not to defend yourself "

mate, just accept that you fucked up with this post, be a bigger man, apologise and move on, it was in bad taste, some people have been offended, some have tried to defend you, but you are making it a lot worse

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I won't shag any bird less than a 10.

And then she's gotta beg me for it and do my washing up before she leaves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was meant light hearted never expected this

That's the forums I'm afraid...."

It’s wank I’m afraid meant to be fun not upsetting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure where to start with this thread. Not great responses to an at best a clumsy post. Some pretty nasty comments driven by insecurity or lack of self esteem, why not just ask and patiently wait for a clarification if it really bothered anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

I am shocked tbh

Me too!!! Not Fucking acceptable.

It’s ok just shocked at something so innocuous has this reaction genuinely shocked

Thought you weren’t saying anything else

It’s hard not to defend yourself mate, just accept that you fucked up with this post, be a bigger man, apologise and move on, it was in bad taste, some people have been offended, some have tried to defend you, but you are making it a lot worse "

All I will say I meant no offence to anyone and I apologise if I did in any posts I have done but I’d never make a derogatory comment to someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

OK but someone above asked him to clarify what he ment and nothing. The OP also seems to be using more abusive language than anyone else posting

Do you think 30 plus against 1 is fair?! There’s no way he can explain himself and I don’t think it matters what he says. It’s a stupid post but the reaction is worse. "

Can you point out to me where in the thread you think the first truly abusive post is though?

The thread was lighthearted enough and the OP kept doubling down. The most offensive words and posts here have come from the OP when he had ample time to clarify his intentions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

OK but someone above asked him to clarify what he ment and nothing. The OP also seems to be using more abusive language than anyone else posting

Do you think 30 plus against 1 is fair?! There’s no way he can explain himself and I don’t think it matters what he says. It’s a stupid post but the reaction is worse.

Can you point out to me where in the thread you think the first truly abusive post is though?

The thread was lighthearted enough and the OP kept doubling down. The most offensive words and posts here have come from the OP when he had ample time to clarify his intentions "

Come on bud let’s not pick a fight here think there’s been enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can say is trolls ugly folk everywhere Judge not lest ye be judged!

I have said some things in jest not for everyone but I’d never demoralise someone "

But you just called someone a fucktard, for disagreeing with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I can say is trolls ugly folk everywhere Judge not lest ye be judged!

I have said some things in jest not for everyone but I’d never demoralise someone

But you just called someone a fucktard, for disagreeing with you? "

Fair point I apologise for saying that too

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Maybe a mod should delete it, the guy fucked up, end of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"All I can say is trolls ugly folk everywhere Judge not lest ye be judged!

I have said some things in jest not for everyone but I’d never demoralise someone

But you just called someone a fucktard, for disagreeing with you?

Fair point I apologise for saying that too "

Dont add to the post leave it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was meant light hearted never expected this "

Meant light hearted? Nah dont lie lol.

If you start a negative thread bashing men and the type of women they choose, expect a fuck ton of shit for it.

Want to join in on forums and get a good response then crack a joke, start a fun thread or just be nice

Everyone has their types and it is not for you to decide what is an acceptable person to sleep with

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

By owt do you mean women?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck You for starters.

I like connection and intelligence as some people in here will know, it's not about simply 'fucking'. Don't judge us by want you expected from the site and never got. Kiss, kiss...

Wow fucktards are out in force tonight keep coming show yourselves "

I was going to offer you a massage but since you called me contemptible and stupid, you don't even get a back scratch.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

I am shocked tbh

Me too!!! Not Fucking acceptable.

It’s ok just shocked at something so innocuous has this reaction genuinely shocked

Thought you weren’t saying anything else

It’s hard not to defend yourself mate, just accept that you fucked up with this post, be a bigger man, apologise and move on, it was in bad taste, some people have been offended, some have tried to defend you, but you are making it a lot worse

All I will say I meant no offence to anyone and I apologise if I did in any posts I have done but I’d never make a derogatory comment to someone "

Never? You called anyone that spoke against you or your opinion a fucktard. That’s pretty derogatory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck You for starters.

I like connection and intelligence as some people in here will know, it's not about simply 'fucking'. Don't judge us by want you expected from the site and never got. Kiss, kiss...

Wow fucktards are out in force tonight keep coming show yourselves I was going to offer you a massage but since you called me contemptible and stupid, you don't even get a back scratch. "

Fairs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ooh, think I should read the whole thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ sake people. You respond to a stupidly worded post with a barrage of abuse. Get a grip.

How can you post this in a clever way? Genuinely curious?

I’m not saying you can. People rant and fuck up here daily. This reaction is ugly!!

OK but someone above asked him to clarify what he ment and nothing. The OP also seems to be using more abusive language than anyone else posting "

Out of frustration maybe? Wtf have I just read? I wonder what the reaction would of been had a woman posted this?

Sorry OP. I don't know much except that whoever mentioned apple pie needs to share it. I'm hungry

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck You for starters.

I like connection and intelligence as some people in here will know, it's not about simply 'fucking'. Don't judge us by want you expected from the site and never got. Kiss, kiss...

Wow fucktards are out in force tonight keep coming show yourselves I was going to offer you a massage but since you called me contemptible and stupid, you don't even get a back scratch.

Fairs "

I might still slap your bun with a towel in the changing room though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez fellas out it away is there owt you won’t fuck You for starters.

I like connection and intelligence as some people in here will know, it's not about simply 'fucking'. Don't judge us by want you expected from the site and never got. Kiss, kiss...

Wow fucktards are out in force tonight keep coming show yourselves I was going to offer you a massage but since you called me contemptible and stupid, you don't even get a back scratch.

Fairs I might still slap your bun with a towel in the changing room though. "

No you won’t

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's not nice calling women "anything" you know.

You may not find someone attractive buy other men will.

If a man wants to fuck lots of women you think aren't hot, that's their business.

I doubt you would fuck me, does that make me an "owt" ?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Just filled my bowl with nibbles , carry on

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"It's not nice calling women "anything" you know.

You may not find someone attractive buy other men will.

If a man wants to fuck lots of women you think aren't hot, that's their business.

I doubt you would fuck me, does that make me an "owt" ?"

neither fellas ..nor owt get a good press in this thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I just can't believe people ooooo north don't know what 'owt' means

E.g what ye up t'? Owt or nowt?

Translation: [My dear fellow] what are you doing? Anything or nothing?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I just can't believe people ooooo north don't know what 'owt' means

E.g what ye up t'? Owt or nowt?

Translation: [My dear fellow] what are you doing? Anything or nothing?"

Ahhh subtitles

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It's not nice calling women "anything" you know.

You may not find someone attractive buy other men will.

If a man wants to fuck lots of women you think aren't hot, that's their business.

I doubt you would fuck me, does that make me an "owt" ? neither fellas ..nor owt get a good press in this thread "

I don't want to be an owt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread."

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"It's not nice calling women "anything" you know.

You may not find someone attractive buy other men will.

If a man wants to fuck lots of women you think aren't hot, that's their business.

I doubt you would fuck me, does that make me an "owt" ? neither fellas ..nor owt get a good press in this thread

I don't want to be an owt "

at least it's better than being a nowt

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread."

And this is how to say it with humour!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)"

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)"

I can only think he's looked at men's profiles and seen the verifications. How would he know who men fuck otherwise. And, after seeing who they have fucked has thought fuck me, they will fuck owt.

I could be wrong though.

I had a long day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have I stumbled upon here

Wish I hadn’t started it tbh "

well you have so I’m going for popcorn

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you? "

I have a buffet on a woman before now

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you? I have a buffet on a woman before now "

had a buffet

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"It was meant light hearted never expected this

Meant light hearted? Nah dont lie lol.

If you start a negative thread bashing men and the type of women they choose, expect a fuck ton of shit for it.

Want to join in on forums and get a good response then crack a joke, start a fun thread or just be nice

Everyone has their types and it is not for you to decide what is an acceptable person to sleep with "

This. Lesson learnt me thinks.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you? "

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold."

I will get the pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold."

I'm so confused.. should I fuck this or not... oh god... the pressure

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you? I have a buffet on a woman before now "

I've eaten a fruit salad off a woman

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you? I have a buffet on a woman before now had a buffet"

Thought that’s where you were getting your snacks from...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

Yes actually, I'm definitely not a any hole is a goal type and never will be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not nice calling women "anything" you know.

You may not find someone attractive buy other men will.

If a man wants to fuck lots of women you think aren't hot, that's their business.

I doubt you would fuck me, does that make me an "owt" ?"

Ok where did I mention gender in any of this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

I'm so confused.. should I fuck this or not... oh god... the pressure"

Is she an owt ...or an owt owt?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you? I have a buffet on a woman before now had a buffet

Thought that’s where you were getting your snacks from... "

I should be so lucky lol xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold."

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold. I will get the pickle"

PLOUGHmans

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

"

I'd like to add my cock looks like a chorizo... for comic effect

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

"

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

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over a year ago


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though "

Relish for ham ALWAYS.... no idea for a corpse.... mustard maybe?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though "

Sage n onion stuffing and a warm bap with a drizzle of gravy. Bangin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Relish for ham ALWAYS.... no idea for a corpse.... mustard maybe?"

Grey poupon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Sage n onion stuffing and a warm bap with a drizzle of gravy. Bangin "

don't go mentioning baps as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was thinking gentleman's relish for my corpse-leg. Or coleslaw

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Relish for ham ALWAYS.... no idea for a corpse.... mustard maybe?

Grey poupon "

Nah mate, don't do getting pooped on no matter what colour it is

*written with deadpan serious face*

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Sage n onion stuffing and a warm bap with a drizzle of gravy. Bangin "

Fuck sake I’m hungry again now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Sage n onion stuffing and a warm bap with a drizzle of gravy. Bangin

Fuck sake I’m hungry again now!!!! "

Kebab

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Sage n onion stuffing and a warm bap with a drizzle of gravy. Bangin

Fuck sake I’m hungry again now!!!! "

I still can't move for a full belly. I've got some leftover balls in the fridge.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Sage n onion stuffing and a warm bap with a drizzle of gravy. Bangin

Fuck sake I’m hungry again now!!!!

I still can't move for a full belly. I've got some leftover balls in the fridge."

Got a fridge full of food after delivery today but other peoples food always sounds better

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Said it before and I'll say it again, some dudes would fuck an 'am sandwich (even if it was a freshly opened fart pack)

I'm thinking corned beef will me more appropriate these days mind you, with all the dormant foofs that have been dry and dusty for a year. Mine, if you were doing that beast, make sure ya use sandpaper instead of bread.

This is what annoys me about the thread in general. Are we talking the quality of what the guy would fuck(if so please point me to the unfuckable women so we can tell them) or the amount? (Imagine calling out a women for wanting to fuck alot of guys)

I was talking things not people. I've never seen a human ham or corned beef sarnie. Have you?

My legs look like corned beef when I'm cold.

Mine too. Or a pepperami depending on tan level.

My left leg often looks like it belongs to a corpse, in terms of colour. Not sure where condiments come into it though

Sage n onion stuffing and a warm bap with a drizzle of gravy. Bangin

Fuck sake I’m hungry again now!!!!

I still can't move for a full belly. I've got some leftover balls in the fridge.

Got a fridge full of food after delivery today but other peoples food always sounds better "

That gets right on my nipples. I end up sulking and having toast instead.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got cheesy nachos....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've got cheesy nachos...."

Boots do a cream for that

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I've got cheesy nachos....

Boots do a cream for that "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I've got cheesy nachos....

Boots do a cream for that

"

sour with chives?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging "

Your the only one that got it thanks this

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this "

Welcome

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've got cheesy nachos....

Boots do a cream for that

sour with chives?"

Apply directly from the fridge for a soothing, cooling effect

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this "

I didn't realise, I've had men blocked from day one, it saves a lot of hassle bud

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this "

so you was owt all along? You owted yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this "

So why couldn’t you explain that early on when I asked you to clarify what you meant ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this "

*sniggers* bet ya there's at least 3 making themselves a corned beef sandwich now tho... for erm.... scientific purposes.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this

*sniggers* bet ya there's at least 3 making themselves a corned beef sandwich now tho... for erm.... scientific purposes."

I don't know what this is in relation to but I love corned beef

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this

So why couldn’t you explain that early on when I asked you to clarify what you meant ? "

it didn't help that people jumped dow his throat so quickly,

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this

*sniggers* bet ya there's at least 3 making themselves a corned beef sandwich now tho... for erm.... scientific purposes.

I don't know what this is in relation to but I love corned beef "

Scroll up my dear.

Blue Peter vag recreation

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this

*sniggers* bet ya there's at least 3 making themselves a corned beef sandwich now tho... for erm.... scientific purposes.

I don't know what this is in relation to but I love corned beef "

You really don't want to know

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this

*sniggers* bet ya there's at least 3 making themselves a corned beef sandwich now tho... for erm.... scientific purposes.

I don't know what this is in relation to but I love corned beef

Scroll up my dear.

Blue Peter vag recreation "

I thought it had to be some sort of posh wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally can’t grasp why anyone is this bothered to give this many fucks

Is it this clique mentality I hear such marvellous things about

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this

*sniggers* bet ya there's at least 3 making themselves a corned beef sandwich now tho... for erm.... scientific purposes.

I don't know what this is in relation to but I love corned beef

Scroll up my dear.

Blue Peter vag recreation "

Omg I'm now hungry and imaging them doing this on the Blue Peter stage

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"I might be wrong but I took ot to mean that he is fed up of getting messages from guys himself. As in he's straight and has filters on but still gets photos etc sent to him???

Could be wrong though

My suggestion - tighten your filters and block single men messaging

Your the only one that got it thanks this

*sniggers* bet ya there's at least 3 making themselves a corned beef sandwich now tho... for erm.... scientific purposes.

I don't know what this is in relation to but I love corned beef

You really don't want to know "

I'll stick with the fleshlight I think

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