FabSwingers.com forum: Odd things strangers have said to you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just walked out of BnQ and this bloke walked up to me and said you in the army ? I said no. He then said ex army ? , again I said no and walked away , had it a few times in my life , once was having a piss in the toilet of a weatherspoons in Lincoln and a bloke asked me what regiment I was in , anybody else had strange things said to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No (jokes by the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just walked out of BnQ and this bloke walked up to me and said you in the army ? I said no. He then said ex army ? , again I said no and walked away , had it a few times in my life , once was having a piss in the toilet of a weatherspoons in Lincoln and a bloke asked me what regiment I was in , anybody else had strange things said to them "

You are still in the Sky Blues by the looks it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once offered a guy a pound outside Asda thinking he was begging

Turns out he was just waiting for his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not that strange but once working a split shift i was having a coffee on a bench.

A couple come and sit next to me and asked why i wasn't in school. I was about 26 at the time ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming out of a shop, 39 weeks pregnant, a stranger asks for my number and if I have a boyfriend. I found it very odd.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

God knows how many years ago I walked passed a man in MFI car park (not one for the teenagers). Laying down. Red hot day. Partly on the tarmac partly on the grass verge. I though it a bit of an odd place to sunbathe but walked passed into the shop to order my Hygena kitchen.

When I came out the ambulance was there. Turns out he wasn’t sunbathing after all but had collapsed. True!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I once offered a guy a pound outside Asda thinking he was begging

Turns out he was just waiting for his wife "

Brilliant I'm going to try that the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger living in the US a stranger said to me...

"You Irish.. You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"When I was younger living in the US a stranger said to me...

"You Irish.. You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"...

So how the fuck would he know any of those things?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was in the local department store and three of the sales staff surrounded me and told me i was of the television. They where insistant all of them. In the end they googled this woman and i looked nothing like her yet all three where saying the same

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I was doing a play in Germany many years ago, I needed to go to the shop and on the way back a german man stopped me to ask for a light, he talked to me for around 30 minutes, in german.

I have not idea what the converstaion was about as I just stood and smile and I actualy don'e speak german so, he could have asked me anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was younger living in the US a stranger said to me...

"You Irish.. You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"...

So how the fuck would he know any of those things?"
.... Being Irish is was as easy to get a US visa as it was to buy a pint of milk. NY/Boston Philly full of Irish so guess he saw us all as a plague of horny locusts!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"When I was younger living in the US a stranger said to me...

"You Irish.. You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"...

So how the fuck would he know any of those things?.... Being Irish is was as easy to get a US visa as it was to buy a pint of milk. NY/Boston Philly full of Irish so guess he saw us all as a plague of horny locusts!!"

I hope you said

"Pogue ma hole!"

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm probably the odd stranger saying stuff to folk....its impulsive, as is interrupting, talking over folk and changing subjects quickly. I don't mean it, I can't help it, it's part of my ADHD

has made for some interesting conversations with random people though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, many times. I've been asked if I'm a model a few times and when in Amsterdam, was asked if I was a famous porn star! Cheek.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not so much things said but old ladies are fascinated by my hair and always wanting to touch it!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Got asked last year by two middle aged women if I was Irish,

I said no, why?

Oh, because of your big bum and hips.

Very odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

On holiday once (Yorkshire way) a bloke asked what the chef's special is tonight, I said I don't. He responded so by saying are you not working today, explained I'm from Manchester and was on holiday. He was shocked I'd left whatever pub it was and didn't realise I had and wished me all the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On holiday once (Yorkshire way) a bloke asked what the chef's special is tonight, I said I don't. He responded so by saying are you not working today, explained I'm from Manchester and was on holiday. He was shocked I'd left whatever pub it was and didn't realise I had and wished me all the best."

I don't understand this at all. It's a bit cryptic?

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

I don't understand this at all. It's a bit cryptic?"

He thought I worked at a pub and was asking what the chef's special was, presume I looked like a waiter/bar staff at said pub

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When I was on holiday in New York with my mum and some friends in my early 20’s we had gone to visit the Statue of Liberty. The others had gone inside the Statue of Liberty to walk up to the top, me and my mum were sat on a wall and a group of Asian male tourists came over and excitedly asked if they could have their photo taken with me.

Bemused I said yes, so they took it in turns to sit next to me to have their pic taken. I assume it was cos they thought I was some tall female freak or something.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

When I lived in Spain, people kept asking if I was German.

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By *orkcouple101Couple
over a year ago

york

Not so much as what some one said, but we were in phuket and a coach full of Indian tourists pulled up they'd never seen a ginger (red head) before and were utterly amazed so I spent about 30 mins taking photos of them with P they had no interest In me what so ever haha....

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

A guy in a bar once came up to me and said he had cherries tattooed to his balls and would I like to see them, never got the chance to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy stopping me in the streets while minding my own business.. asking me what I was up to and if I wanted to go see his place...

WEIRD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy stopping me in the streets while minding my own business.. asking me what I was up to and if I wanted to go see his place...

WEIRD"

He probably just wanted to show you his POP Funko collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sat in my car when another car pulled up beside me and rolled his window down. “Do you drink tea?” he asked. I replied with a British classic “WOT?” He looked at me and said “do you drink tea?” So I said “I don’t know what you’re on about”. He then drove off.

I assume tea was code for a drug or the phrase “do you drink tea” was a code phrase for something drug related.

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I was sat in my car when another car pulled up beside me and rolled his window down. “Do you drink tea?” he asked. I replied with a British classic “WOT?” He looked at me and said “do you drink tea?” So I said “I don’t know what you’re on about”. He then drove off.

I assume tea was code for a drug or the phrase “do you drink tea” was a code phrase for something drug related. "

Perhaps he wanted to tea bag you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my first lads holiday at 18. I got asked by a couple if I was a holiday rep and if I could help them on a question. I wasn't but played along. Got asked if they could take a sword onto the flight back home. I said they could having no idea if they could or couldn't. Still wonder today what happened there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was heavily pregnant and waiting at the GP's an older lady asked very politey 'do they still shave you *downthere* before you have the baby?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my first lads holiday at 18. I got asked by a couple if I was a holiday rep and if I could help them on a question. I wasn't but played along. Got asked if they could take a sword onto the flight back home. I said they could having no idea if they could or couldn't. Still wonder today what happened there "

They are still in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving all the weird things people are saying that are basically subtle ways to flatter themselves

I once had a bad foot when I was walking and a guy stopped me and asking if he could pray for my foot haha.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Born, bred and still residing in Central Middlesbrough, some random twenty somethings stopped me and said i DRESS like a scouser.

. How d'you identify someone's residential and geographical location from the way they dress??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once waiting for a train at Preston station minding my own bussiness when a guy comes up to me, points right at me and says with a thick Glaswegian accent "Don't come to East Glasgee - Ye'll get starbed" and still to this day I have no idea why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't say that.... Makes my story less funny and more sad now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You're too young/pretty to use a wheelchair"

Yes, because lower limb functionality works like that. It's sad often too

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

They are still in prison "

no they wouldn't be, but would be seized by customs unless they could prove some sort of martial arts which allows weaponry.

you are allowed swords as display items however they cannot be edged...soon as you do that they class it as a weapon and then should be in a locked case.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Before I grew my harsh black Bob hairstyle out I was constantly asked if I was a dominatrix. Funnily enough nobody has mentioned it since I went 80s throwback. People are strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God has asked me to be one of his children, undecided !

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

I have been asked if I am a teacher a few times to which I usually reply no talking.

Also I was asked was I free later as I was leaving the maternity after having my first child!!!

It's been over 18 years I suppose I could ring him now

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By *axtenMan
over a year ago

Stokesley

Michael Sheen might recount the strange conversation he once had with a Yorkshireman in The World's End pub in Camden if he's on here! I'd just bought a pint of the black stuff and in he walks, up next to me at the bar ..Ayyyyup mate, says I, what are yooou doin here? ..watched me get em in before you walked in you tight owd bugger? Orders him one, then digs myself deeper ..So is she with you then, the daft owd bat?! ..could have died when he said, Sorry mate, do I know you?? ..it was my first pint!! ..another quality Laaandan Experience for me

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Born, bred and still residing in Central Middlesbrough, some random twenty somethings stopped me and said i DRESS like a scouser.

. How d'you identify someone's residential and geographical location from the way they dress??

Were you wearing a lot of Lacoste with Adidas trainers. Sorry, tray-neeeeees

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