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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This time last year I had a clean shave which had some users wondering if I was of legal age to be on this site

Had a few trims since then but caught sight of myself today and my beard is certainly back at a stage where it needs the barbers! Glad to have my appointment booked in for the future when we can.

I see a lot of demands for clean shaven guys only. What is it about a beard that puts people off? Surely their tickle is fun? What are pros and cons of playing with someone who has a beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the beard.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I love to kiss on a meet, in my last meet I started kissing her and she pulled back cause my beard tickled her

Not getting rid of it though, others like it and I look like an alien without one haha

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

What puts me off beards is the fact it looks like I stuck my pubes to my face.

Curse you all and your beard contouring abilities *shakes fist*

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I cant stand leaving my face for any longer than 4 days before I have to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I much prefer stubble or a short, well kept beard on a man

I don't like 'full on' beards though, scruffy, unkempt, bits of breakfast in 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t care my beard stays

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Love beards! Stubble to full grown well kept ones..definitely adds an extra tickle to oral! X

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I much prefer stubble or a short, well kept beard on a man

I don't like 'full on' beards though, scruffy, unkempt, bits of breakfast in 'em "

They're just saving it for Ron...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the beard.

Px"

Thanks! It’ll be trimmed to a size 2 as soon as barbers are open!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love to kiss on a meet, in my last meet I started kissing her and she pulled back cause my beard tickled her

Not getting rid of it though, others like it and I look like an alien without one haha "

Same here haha

The issue is when I kiss it gets in my own mouth

Need to trim my moustache down!!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I've never been clean shaven since my early 20's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair on face, shaven below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love beards! Stubble to full grown well kept ones..definitely adds an extra tickle to oral! X"

Taking notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an owner of said facial decor, I like the direction of the replies so far....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I much prefer stubble or a short, well kept beard on a man

I don't like 'full on' beards though, scruffy, unkempt, bits of breakfast in 'em "

I shampoo and condition mine when it’s this big. Certainly no cereal in it!!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

My beard is ace, when I'm being stupid I think it makes me look like a middle aged viking (did they have geeks back then?l. When I'm being clever I know it hides my weak chin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love beards! Stubble to full grown well kept ones..definitely adds an extra tickle to oral! X"

Exactly!!

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By *tsallaboutthebassMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Went for face fit for an asbestos course, most of the guys there had beards the tutor went mad and had a hissy fit lol they all refuse to clean shave beard equals no licence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t care my beard stays

Your beard is fantastic. I look forward to having grey streaks in it like you do. Take that as a compliment haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went for face fit for an asbestos course, most of the guys there had beards the tutor went mad and had a hissy fit lol they all refuse to clean shave beard equals no licence "

Really??? Why was the beard affecting their job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger beard and trimmed below. Proud of my Viking heritage lol

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By *tsallaboutthebassMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Went for face fit for an asbestos course, most of the guys there had beards the tutor went mad and had a hissy fit lol they all refuse to clean shave beard equals no licence

Really??? Why was the beard affecting their job?"

The beard prevents face mask not to fit properly not good when your working with things like asbestos etc

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"This time last year I had a clean shave which had some users wondering if I was of legal age to be on this site

Had a few trims since then but caught sight of myself today and my beard is certainly back at a stage where it needs the barbers! Glad to have my appointment booked in for the future when we can.

I see a lot of demands for clean shaven guys only. What is it about a beard that puts people off? Surely their tickle is fun? What are pros and cons of playing with someone who has a beard?"

The tickle indeed is very much fun. Love your profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clean shaven i wont meet anyone with facial hair of any type

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went for face fit for an asbestos course, most of the guys there had beards the tutor went mad and had a hissy fit lol they all refuse to clean shave beard equals no licence

Really??? Why was the beard affecting their job?

The beard prevents face mask not to fit properly not good when your working with things like asbestos etc "

Right right. Never would have thought. Makes sense though!

I got rejected from applying for a trainee fireman because I wear glasses which makes sense with them steaming up. Looking back I doubt I would have managed to actually become a fireman tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The tickle indeed is very much fun. Love your profile pic."

I think they just need to be well groomed. Hairs in everyones mouth when kissing isn’t fun haha. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer clean shaven but not a deal breaker

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By *tsallaboutthebassMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Went for face fit for an asbestos course, most of the guys there had beards the tutor went mad and had a hissy fit lol they all refuse to clean shave beard equals no licence

Really??? Why was the beard affecting their job?

The beard prevents face mask not to fit properly not good when your working with things like asbestos etc

Right right. Never would have thought. Makes sense though!

I got rejected from applying for a trainee fireman because I wear glasses which makes sense with them steaming up. Looking back I doubt I would have managed to actually become a fireman tbh

You would have had the same problem with the beard lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since someone asked, I put up my clean shaven pic up from last year. As the other lads on here have said, it just doesn’t look right

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

I don't have the chin to pull off the clean shaven look, so my little beard stays (also it looks great).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right right. Never would have thought. Makes sense though!

I got rejected from applying for a trainee fireman because I wear glasses which makes sense with them steaming up. Looking back I doubt I would have managed to actually become a fireman tbh

You would have had the same problem with the beard lol"

Makes sense hah. I don’t really keep it this big. Lockdown beard and hair! I get a cut every month but this lockdown has proper dragged on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since someone asked, I put up my clean shaven pic up from last year. As the other lads on here have said, it just doesn’t look right

Just to stir the pot, you look better without it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have the chin to pull off the clean shaven look, so my little beard stays (also it looks great). "

When I saw the double chin I never knew I had, I realised a beard is the only way forward. Totally get what you mean about not having the jaw line for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since someone asked, I put up my clean shaven pic up from last year. As the other lads on here have said, it just doesn’t look right

Just to stir the pot, you look better without it

Give off! No chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh really a woman who loves a heard a rare thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love beards! Stubble to full grown well kept ones..definitely adds an extra tickle to oral! X"

I'm currently sporting a nicely trimmed covid beard. Think I'm getting used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t care my beard stays

Your beard is fantastic. I look forward to having grey streaks in it like you do. Take that as a compliment haha

I love my multi coloured facial furniture

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I love nicely kept trimmed beards, something so sexy about them x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Don’t care my beard stays

Wow that’s a great beard

I much prefer the softness of a beard when kissing etc, shaving leads to stumble which leads to snoggers rash and irritated patches on my face and other delicate bits

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By *ucidityWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was so happy when beards became on trend. I love beards, any beard, whatever the size. I generally just love hairy men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought ew no to beards - then we met a man who had one. He’d said I’ll shave it off if you really really hate it

... I didn’t hate it

He asks me before we meet - beard or no beard today and I always say leave the beard onnnnn x

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Clean shaven and soft groomed, trimmed beards

NO stubble or I send them packing as I have sensitive skin

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I love me a beard

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By *ack again. Again.Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Liking this thread

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Don’t care my beard stays

Your beard is fantastic. I look forward to having grey streaks in it like you do. Take that as a compliment haha

I love my multi coloured facial furniture

Is that seat taken?

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Most women I know hate any male facial hair and just call it plain dirty. Not all bearded men look like Father Christmas with bits of food stuck to their whiskers!! Over years the usual tired story has come up that the hair irritates their female sensitive skin so now do pubic and facial shaves for giving and receiving oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t care my beard stays

Your beard is fantastic. I look forward to having grey streaks in it like you do. Take that as a compliment haha

I love my multi coloured facial furniture

Is that seat taken?

By all means help your self to a seat on it anytime xx

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By *easpoon and the ladleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've got a 4 inch beard at the moment, did get to about 10 inches during lockdown though.

Love it when the missus or a friend sits on my faces and it gets all soaking wet

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

folkstone

Love my beard, just enough salt and pepper and something to style. I wear it for me, no one else

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Nowadays I struggle to find a clean shaven faced man visually attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife has a lovely beard

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I am a fan of a well maintained beard.

I do have limits though, once it starts looking like it belongs in Roald Dahl's the Twits I'm out.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m a huge beard fan

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By *easpoon and the ladleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 31/03/21 18:06:08]

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By *easpoon and the ladleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’m a huge beard fan

xx"

Cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a beard, as long as it's well kept. Beard tickles are the best

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

From stubble to well looked after beard. Just yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/03/21 18:06:08]"

Yes please

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By *easpoon and the ladleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"[Removed by poster at 31/03/21 18:06:08]

Yes please

If only we were closer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Keeping mine to the death, wouldn't remove it for anyone

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Kissing is such an important part of sex, I really don’t enjoy kissing guys with facial hair

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Good to see some positive comments of what is the natural appearance for men. I think it was the Romans I believe who made the smooth look fashionable. The word 'Barbarian' or their enemy refers to facial hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep them, all of you...

It is funny though when you don't recognise your other half when they come downstairs without it

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I keep mine trimmed and shaped

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I am a fan of a well maintained beard.

I do have limits though, once it starts looking like it belongs in Roald Dahl's the Twits I'm out.

lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I find it charming when people wink or message us and have in their profile bio “no beards or facial hair!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall many beard loving threads on here.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I like beards, as I always say, as long as they don’t save their snacks in them for later

a soft beard is very welcome

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Bearded all the way but I do use a range of balms and oils to keep it soft and smelling nice

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By *tsallfunangames!!Woman
over a year ago

back of beyond

Most are unkempt an coarse, definitely not a tickling effect, the coarseness can make it very sore, not an issue, if its looked after an kept soft!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Cant stand going more than 48 hours without a shave, I don't like face fungus !!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I don't have a preference, but do like either silky fresh smooth or well kept beard.

Not so much spikey faces or unkept bird's nest faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always had a beard. Well since I was 14.

An underrated feeling is when you go clean shaven for the wonderful feeling of cold air hitting your face after you shave for the first time in months.

Its lovely

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good to see some positive comments of what is the natural appearance for men. I think it was the Romans I believe who made the smooth look fashionable. The word 'Barbarian' or their enemy refers to facial hair. "

I'm sure the word "barbarian" was coined by the Romans to refer to "foreigners" - as that's the main sound they heard when in their speech.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Love a well kept beard and longer stubble - no stubble rash on my sensitive lips, please!

What I don't like is a moustache without a beard. Why??

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Save the Beards

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Love a well looked after beard, soft & clean. I'm quite tactile so a man with hair on his face, chest is ideal. Love smelling & tasting myself on him after he's been down on me too

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

I like a manly man. Beard but well looked after. If it has grey or ginger in it omg

Also like a hairy chest. But trimmed down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a manly man. Beard but well looked after. If it has grey or ginger in it omg

Also like a hairy chest. But trimmed down there."

Mine has grey and ginger lol multi colour face furniture xx

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By *ubeeStarrXoXTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Love a man with a well kept beard

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By *ottoncandy42Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Oooh got to love a man with a well trimmed beard.

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

I love a silky smooth face. Lots of blokes have perfectly handsome, strong, manly jawlines. Don’t know why they insist on hiding them away!!

Getting kissed all along the collar bone and into the crook of your neck, with soft lips and a smooth chin nuzzling into you. . . . Heaven.

I will endure a beard although not my preference. Everyone’s face hair is different- soft/wiry/curly- you never know what you’re gonna get. I don’t know why, but I equate them to being scruffy. No matter how expertly coifed!

But i won’t let a beard put me off the chance of exploring and finding some filthy fun ;p

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman
over a year ago

my happy place

"I like a manly man. Beard but well looked after. If it has grey or ginger in it omg

Also like a hairy chest. But trimmed down there.

Mine has grey and ginger lol multi colour face furniture xx "

And tattoos

have fabbed some pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since we’re still talking beards, I’ll set my current bushy beard vs clean shave face back to public

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I recall on one thread someone said they loved seeing guys stroke their beard. A different video idea for the guys rather than the old boiiings

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m clean shaven. That’s helps, doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always nervous about being hairy, then I started seeing a girl who absolutely loved it.

I had the same worries about being cut, then you realise everybody likes different things, and often people change their minds on what they want, if the right person arrives.

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Well I have a beard and Buffy would kill me if i shaved it off, must admit sometimes it's a pain especially when having to wear a mask, and as I'm bearded and heavily tattooed I was once asked if I was a hipster. Not happy about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was always nervous about being hairy, then I started seeing a girl who absolutely loved it.

I had the same worries about being cut, then you realise everybody likes different things, and often people change their minds on what they want, if the right person arrives."

I have no worries being circumcised at all! I’m glad it was done as a baby as I’m really not fond of foreskin :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just always thought it made me weird in school etc. I was really scared of people seeing it.

Then I met a girl who loved it and it was all good. Hair is the same.

You have the same problem as me, I look younger than I am, even with a beard people think I'm under 30, so if I shave, I probably look waaaay younger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just always thought it made me weird in school etc. I was really scared of people seeing it.

Then I met a girl who loved it and it was all good. Hair is the same.

You have the same problem as me, I look younger than I am, even with a beard people think I'm under 30, so if I shave, I probably look waaaay younger."

It’s a problem now but I think when I’m in my 40s-50s ill begin shaving and I’ll look well young for my age but in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards look great, but the feel of a soft smooth face is lovely. Some men have really coarse bristly stubble that can make my skin raw. It's better to grow it long or shave it off altogether to avoid the sandpaper effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards have improved how many men look!! I'm a beard lover. I like it trimmed, clean and tidy though. I am not a fan of clean shaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a manly man. Beard but well looked after. If it has grey or ginger in it omg

Also like a hairy chest. But trimmed down there.

Mine has grey and ginger lol multi colour face furniture xx

And tattoos

have fabbed some pics. "

Well thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, this is some top quality advice that I wish I'd have before I went down on an ex and left her with a rash lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards ftw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke today... shaved the fucker right down.

I was sick of finding little bits of egg yolk in it and the weathers gone all sunny so I don’t need the warmth anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like both clean shaven...or beard....or in between all depends on the man..

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I broke today... shaved the fucker right down.

I was sick of finding little bits of egg yolk in it and the weathers gone all sunny so I don’t need the warmth anymore.

Was just sick a little in my mouth.

I held you in such high regard too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke today... shaved the fucker right down.

I was sick of finding little bits of egg yolk in it and the weathers gone all sunny so I don’t need the warmth anymore.

Was just sick a little in my mouth.

I held you in such high regard too...

Don’t panic... I can still spill egg on the short version too!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I broke today... shaved the fucker right down.

I was sick of finding little bits of egg yolk in it and the weathers gone all sunny so I don’t need the warmth anymore.

Was just sick a little in my mouth.

I held you in such high regard too...

Don’t panic... I can still spill egg on the short version too!"

With crumpets or dippy soldiers?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke today... shaved the fucker right down.

I was sick of finding little bits of egg yolk in it and the weathers gone all sunny so I don’t need the warmth anymore.

Was just sick a little in my mouth.

I held you in such high regard too...

Don’t panic... I can still spill egg on the short version too!

With crumpets or dippy soldiers?..."

Soldiers obvs.

What kind of heathen has eggs on crumpets!!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I broke today... shaved the fucker right down.

I was sick of finding little bits of egg yolk in it and the weathers gone all sunny so I don’t need the warmth anymore.

Was just sick a little in my mouth.

I held you in such high regard too...

Don’t panic... I can still spill egg on the short version too!

With crumpets or dippy soldiers?...

Soldiers obvs.

What kind of heathen has eggs on crumpets!!"

All the egg yolk soaks into the crumpet holes...

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Bearded men

form a disorderly queue!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile photo updated.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a beard, nothing sexier on a guy!

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Keeping mine, hides my double chin apparently...

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By *usclekernowMan
over a year ago

Liskeard

Keep the beard!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the beard!??"

What beard? You don’t even have a head

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I have no problem with beards as long as they're well kept.

Stubble on the other hand is horrible and scratchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont mind stubble but detest full on beards. If they start to resemble ZZ top then its a complete turn off.

Made me feel sick when i saw a guy eating his meal in a resteraunt and he dropped food into it..he then shoved his beard into his mouth and sucked the debris up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont mind stubble but detest full on beards. If they start to resemble ZZ top then its a complete turn off.

Made me feel sick when i saw a guy eating his meal in a resteraunt and he dropped food into it..he then shoved his beard into his mouth and sucked the debris up.."

lmaooooo

that's absolutely vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly do love a beard. But a well looked after one that isn't too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean shaven pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont mind stubble but detest full on beards. If they start to resemble ZZ top then its a complete turn off.

Made me feel sick when i saw a guy eating his meal in a resteraunt and he dropped food into it..he then shoved his beard into his mouth and sucked the debris up..

It was believe me...still makes me shudder.

lmaooooo

that's absolutely vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont mind stubble but detest full on beards. If they start to resemble ZZ top then its a complete turn off.

Made me feel sick when i saw a guy eating his meal in a resteraunt and he dropped food into it..he then shoved his beard into his mouth and sucked the debris up..

It was believe me...still makes me shudder.

lmaooooo

that's absolutely vile

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

I love a well kept beard on a man

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

"Dont mind stubble but detest full on beards. If they start to resemble ZZ top then its a complete turn off.

Made me feel sick when i saw a guy eating his meal in a resteraunt and he dropped food into it..he then shoved his beard into his mouth and sucked the debris up.."

Oh god gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is coming along nicely, pretty happy with the shape, patience now for length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pognophobe, I don't know why but I can't stand the look or feel of any facial hair at all so always say no thank you to bearded folks. Its on our profile and is a deal breaker for me. I agree that facial hair suits a lot of people and I think its a sexy look but I wouldn't want to be intimate with any of you gorgeous viking types. Fortunately B is clean shaven everywhere that matters

so I am happy D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile photo updated.....

Back to my bum now.....the beard is resting.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Profile photo updated.....

Back to my bum now.....the beard is resting."

The beard is good. The bum is too

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have a bum beard now

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have a bum beard now

You could plait it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I quite like a silver fox but designer trimmed beard, very sexy

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

As the profile states..I like a proper beard

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don’t men with beards get bits of food stuck in them?

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

folkstone

Beard out of control, going to take it back to a softy and fluffy no. 1 and start again

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

What a great thread that confirms what I’d hoped was true.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Love me a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beard is staying my choice

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