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Princess Peach for Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because she combs her hair!

Any other fabbers you’d vote for PM and why?

Maybe pick someone who comments on the thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Genuinely don't think there's anyone better suited!

Princess for PM!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Cant think of anyone better myself.

I'd vote for her just to hear her tell everyone else to fuck off

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Awwww, you cunts are ace

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

She can have my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Essex tom for environment minister - he would sort those sharks out once and for all

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I never name other Fabbers in threads but will make an exception here and say Gemini Man whose posts always show great sense, balance and fairness. And he has outstanding musical taste !

If we need gender balance then he can job share with the very wise Tuberose."

Dude, your income tax just went up by 30% some hitch in the matrix apparently

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

She gets my vote x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never name other Fabbers in threads but will make an exception here and say Gemini Man whose posts always show great sense, balance and fairness. And he has outstanding musical taste !

If we need gender balance then he can job share with the very wise Tuberose.

Dude, your income tax just went up by 30% some hitch in the matrix apparently

"

See the power has got to you already!

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

3 top bullet points in her manifesto please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deleted my previous post in light of a sudden tax rise.

I now nominate Gemini Man and PP as joint PM's. Wisdom, fairness, balance, great music and flatulence in equal measures.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"3 top bullet points in her manifesto please?"

* cunts are good

* cunts are baaaaaaad

* if you want to see a band live, get tickets and go see them live. If you want to meet people from here, use your noggin and go to a club or social coz *drumroll* THAT'S where the people who also want to meet people in the flesh will be! Work smart.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Deleted my previous post in light of a sudden tax rise.

I now nominate Gemini Man and PP as joint PM's. Wisdom, fairness, balance, great music and flatulence in equal measures."

Madness and a tuba. Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SharisaJ. Everytime I see her comment she's so intelligent and comes across very well.

Or Gemini man. Same reasons.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there


"3 top bullet points in her manifesto please?

* some cunts are good

* some cunts are baaaaaaad

* some are just going to eat you alive

* if you want to see a band live, get tickets and go see them live. If you want to meet people from here, use your noggin and go to a club or social coz *drumroll* THAT'S where the people who also want to meet people in the flesh will be! Work smart."

See amendments, if negotiation can be achieved I'll vote x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm going for Princess Peach because we need more straight talking bluntness and she has a heart so will actually care about getting crap done.

Or the power might go to her head and it will become a dictatorship led by a crazy old lady. Not sure which.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

There is only one person for the job and that is Peach!

Peach for Supreme Ruler of the World

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I want to know what the naughtiest thing Princess Peach has done ? If it’s running through a wheat field as a teenager, you’re not getting my vote (neither did the last one )

Also time to name your cabinet

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique he would be good x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm going for Princess Peach because we need more straight talking bluntness and she has a heart so will actually care about getting crap done.

Or the power might go to her head and it will become a dictatorship led by a crazy old lady. Not sure which. "

Damn right I'd care. Just no getting crap done before 10am. I need me snoozies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As she likes the word cunt no she’s perfect for the job imagine going into the commons alright you old cunts things are gonna change round here

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I want to know what the naughtiest thing Princess Peach has done ? If it’s running through a wheat field as a teenager, you’re not getting my vote (neither did the last one )

Also time to name your cabinet "

Naughtiest?

As a child I believe it was breathing, and picking tomatoes off a plant in the garden and rolling them to the dog. I don't remember this, but according to my mother she was so enraged that she had to send my nan out to deal with it because, ya know, she didn't fancy prison.

In my teens I stood up to the "in crowd" I was kinda on the edge, I liked most groups of people. Anywhooo, one day the "in crowd" were giving one girl some shit, major shit and I'd had enough and told them they were gross people and really fucking ugly on the inside. This didn't go down too well at all. I was now prime target number 1, so, after a few weeks of constant pencil cases getting thrown at my head in class, being told every day o was getting the shit kicked outta me on the way home, I thought fuck this. Think I went back 4 times and then for exams. I spent the rest of my time at my local ice rink, skating the day away. Yep, my GCSE year had about 30% attendance. My mums "advice" was to just take the fucking kicking and go back to school coz I was embarrassing her.

I stole my sisters favourite top and used to use her perfume.

Having sex accidentally on a dog shit was a low point. Pick up after your dogs people, some randy mofos may fancy a park shag at night! The sex was great, the smell was not. Explaining to your mate why the coat you borrowed is now shit smeared isn't a convo I want to repeat.

The really naughty stuff tho, that'll be in my memoirs.

Cabinet. Hmmmm, I don't believe in wasting public money in expensive shops, so I'll get me one from argos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo she looks to scary and she will put all the prices up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Noooo she looks to scary and she will put all the prices up "

Prices up?! I'm genuinely ouched. I was already drawing up plans to advocate, initiate and demonstrate self sufficiency in the fruit and veg department. I want people being proud of their achievements and self, not spending their hard earned wages on produce that has travelled half way round the world. Be careful when sharing the fruits of your labour with the local community though at the veg swap, there's bound to be some cunt who's jizzed on an apple for shits n giggles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yasmeen for minister of arts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not. Anyone who would get voted in would sell us all up the river and abandon all the false promises they made...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place is practically a political party anyway lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Only if she has her granny chair behind the desk at number 10

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Apathy rules here and as such my vote is going to the highest bidder. Boris is offering me a lifetime of luxury and young concubines. How about you PP?

Shit sorry I didn't go to Eton! he's actually offering me fuck all. The bar is set low.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Apathy rules here and as such my vote is going to the highest bidder. Boris is offering me a lifetime of luxury and young concubines. How about you PP?

Shit sorry I didn't go to Eton! he's actually offering me fuck all. The bar is set low."

A sound sleep at night. That's all any of us hope for isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME! ME! ME!

Not!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooo she looks to scary and she will put all the prices up

Prices up?! I'm genuinely ouched. I was already drawing up plans to advocate, initiate and demonstrate self sufficiency in the fruit and veg department. I want people being proud of their achievements and self, not spending their hard earned wages on produce that has travelled half way round the world. Be careful when sharing the fruits of your labour with the local community though at the veg swap, there's bound to be some cunt who's jizzed on an apple for shits n giggles."

Jizzed lol haven’t heard that word in ages

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd fight for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I’m not voting for Princess Peach; I like my politicians to say it how it is. To answer the questions put to them in a blunt, no nonsense manner.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yasmeen for minister of arts "

Awww xx

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