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By *onnieSoak79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gillingham

Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "
if she farted under the covers, that won’t improve matters.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I am a giggler on all sorts of noises we make

Sex is fun, noises and all

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Did you both drown in her poisonous fumes? Was it a proper stinker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love hearing women fart. My wife always releases a good rasper on her morning piss.

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By *onnieSoak79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gillingham

She’s mortified by her own bodily functions but finds others funny so it’s an odd one

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South


"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers if she farted under the covers, that won’t improve matters. "

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By *onnieSoak79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gillingham

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By *onnieSoak79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gillingham


"I am a giggler on all sorts of noises we make

Sex is fun, noises and all "

Definitely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING: Women fart, more on this later and now Craig with the weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone farts..... don’t they?

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By *onnieSoak79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gillingham


"BREAKING: Women fart, more on this later and now Craig with the weather."

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By *onnieSoak79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gillingham


"Everyone farts..... don’t they? "

Yup but she’s still trying to maintain she’s a perfect princess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.

I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "

Put her head under the covers... that'll teach her

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By *onnieSoak79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Gillingham


"If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.

I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump "

I think what made her really freak was that we were midflow so to speak, I felt my balls quiver with the breeze

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"Everyone farts..... don’t they? "

The Queen doesnt, she has staff that does it for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises. "

Is this the new gender fight?

Who can fart louder, longer, linger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.

I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump "

The first time that I fanny farted it made me jump

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My ex has woken both of us up before with a really whiffy ripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being so embarrassed about it isn't healthy, poor woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.

I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump

I think what made her really freak was that we were midflow so to speak, I felt my balls quiver with the breeze "

I've never farted during sex thankfully! I'd be mortified. I do fanny fart sometimes and even that makes me cringe incase it comes across as a fart from the bum.

I try not to fart as it honestly grosses me out. I won't do it unless it needs to be done.

I don't mind a fat shit though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises. "

I once farted so loudly that the baby in my uterus jumped violently in surprise. He'd been having a little nap and I rudely awoke him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises.

I once farted so loudly that the baby in my uterus jumped violently in surprise. He'd been having a little nap and I rudely awoke him."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once farted really loudly during an orgasm and was mortified. It was like a heavenly herald announced my arrival! Generally I find farts hilarious though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"BREAKING: Women fart, more on this later and now Craig with the weather."

BREAKING: wind. That was the weather and now back to City Jeans with the latest anal emission news.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "

Perhaps you should have returned the compliment, whilst she was under the covers. I’m sure she would have popped her head up soon enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've never lived til someone has done a proper cabbage fart in your gob whilst your rimming them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner fanny farts after we have done it doggy style love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone farts..... don’t they? "

Everyone except the Queen.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.


"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "

Dirty bitch.....self inflicted Dutch oven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "

Lol maybe your partner is on here saying" I farted on him again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a natural thing is it not ? As they say better out then in .

Now you are married all the little ‘try not to do it’ things start to come out .

Was going to happen sooner or later .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've never lived til someone has done a proper cabbage fart in your gob whilst your rimming them "

Really ?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises. "

Bottom burps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises.

I once farted so loudly that the baby in my uterus jumped violently in surprise. He'd been having a little nap and I rudely awoke him."

Bet he had a chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done my girlfriend from behind she had a fanny fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you have just gotta fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've never lived til someone has done a proper cabbage fart in your gob whilst your rimming them "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers if she farted under the covers, that won’t improve matters. "

Maybe she likes to Dutch oven herself.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You've never lived til someone has done a proper cabbage fart in your gob whilst your rimming them "

Oh noo! I can live without that

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