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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would your occupation be if you had followed your childhood dreams?

Me a flight attendant,air hostess..but only max height of 5'1 it was never to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably be in CID now. Unfortunately I was too short. Childhood dream ruined by my stupid height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Park ranger in Jasper, Alberta.

It's still going to happen! I just need time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be in the RAF.

I wanted to be a Military Police Dog Handler (not much choice of jobs when I was young) but alas it wasn’t to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fashion designer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd be working with Animals .

I mean I do , just not living ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be working with Animals .

I mean I do , just not living ones "

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Aeronautical engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be working with Animals .

I mean I do , just not living ones "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon tester

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watermelon tester "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronaut

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A stone mason.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lawyer

Or working with monkeys

(Not much difference there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinosaur breeder, vet or policewoman.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Pilot in the RAF. Didn't quite happen though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lawyer

Or working with monkeys

(Not much difference there)"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I thought about cabin crew when I was a kid, as my best friend's cousin was one and looked lovely in her uniform.

Then I stopped dreaming.

I would have loved to be a Prima ballerina but I don't have the joints for it.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

X Wing pilot.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lawyer

Or working with monkeys

(Not much difference there) "

To be fair.... running a pub (which I what I did for a long time)..... pretty much the same again.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Back in the day I wanted to be a prison warden

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Astronaut "

I used to watch Star Trek and wanted to be in it.

I think it's the uniforms that attract me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ornygolferMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Forester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Millionaire astronaut cowboy

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Astronaut

I used to watch Star Trek and wanted to be in it.

I think it's the uniforms that attract me."
What if you got a red shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to carry the ring to Mordor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bush pilot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Millionaire astronaut cowboy "
in that order?!

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’d be a pilot, too bad I’m as thick as pig shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to carry the ring to Mordor."

To be a ring bearer is to be alone...not that he ever was..

I really thought my daughter would enjoy that film but she hated it. Her opinion was, why didn't they just fly it there on the eagles in the first place? Kids, eh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite honestly as a child i wanted to drive the dustbin lorry.... goals!

I never became a binman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would probably be in CID now. Unfortunately I was too short. Childhood dream ruined by my stupid height "
sighs

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Fighter Pilot.

Or action hero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse, but vasovagal syncope trigger causes my heart rate and blood pressure to drop suddenly at the sight of blood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nurse, but vasovagal syncope trigger causes my heart rate and blood pressure to drop suddenly at the sight of blood. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rally driver, bank robber or Archeologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rally driver, bank robber or Archeologist "

They are all quite similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wildlife conservation. Because animals are the world

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I wanted to carry the ring to Mordor."

So you wanted to be hobbit ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wanted to be an author

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Chemistry professor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably be in CID now. Unfortunately I was too short. Childhood dream ruined by my stupid height sighs "

Height restrictions for UK Police were removed by Sept 1990. You would have been @18. Before that it was 5'4" for women anyway..

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

At 5'1" I was too short for any of the services inc police...so those were out straight off.

Riding instructor i tried & couldn't do finances.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I always wanted to be a nun. My nana use to take me to a retreat on day trips when I was little and I was in awe. When I was a little older I wanted to be a Buddhist monk, but found out I’d have to be a Buddhist nun instead which meant I’d never truly be enlightened, so I went back to wanting to be a catholic nun, much sexier outfit

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Fighter pilot or working with cheetahs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paleontologist, I wish I'd taken that seriously enough when I was younger but I'm fairly happy with the career I have now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a Disney Princess

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I wanted to be a Disney Princess "

Oh no! Maryfuckingpoppings when you should have been cindercuntingella instead

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Interior Designer

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I wanted to be a Disney Princess

Oh no! Maryfuckingpoppings when you should have been cindercuntingella instead "

Lmao!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Was going to be a vet. Had an offer at Cambridge but I ballsed up Physics A level (fuck you, Mr KC and your fucking 100% on the practical exam AND astro paper ) So I headed to study microbiology instead but it's okay. That's been a pretty decent choice to be honest and I'd be absolutely scuppered now as a large animal vet in a fucking wheelchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be famous: I didn’t have a specific industry, I just wanted to be a star.

Then I grew up and realised I had no profitable talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would your occupation be if you had followed your childhood dreams?

Me a flight attendant,air hostess..but only max height of 5'1 it was never to be! "

45commando in the Royal Marines. Closest I've been since is having a shaved head suit me!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I wanted to be famous: I didn’t have a specific industry, I just wanted to be a star.

Then I grew up and realised I had no profitable talent "

The nocturnal thread regulars would disagree, Jamie. You are great with animal facts

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Pirate

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

To be a porn star till I realised I wasn't hung

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By *usty kayWoman
over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

A teacher, from the age of 5 that’s all I ever wanted to do. I became a teaching assistant instead and have loved my career. Only have one year left to do at uni to actually become a teacher but not sure I really want the stress of it. Left education on maternity leave 5 years ago and was perfectly happy as a stay at home mum until lockdown happened and I accidentally walked into a job in the admin side of healthcare. Has reignited an ambition to look into family care work if I ever decide I want a full time job again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Background singer!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I would probably been a theatrical or film producer, me and my cine camera were never separated

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By *ungleTemptressWoman
over a year ago

The Jungle

The female version of David Attenborough

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"What would your occupation be if you had followed your childhood dreams?

Me a flight attendant,air hostess..but only max height of 5'1 it was never to be! "

I was lucky enough to take my dream childhood job. Had it for 5 years as well and got to travel the world as a professional football manager.

Can’t wait to get back into the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably be in CID now. Unfortunately I was too short. Childhood dream ruined by my stupid height sighs

Height restrictions for UK Police were removed by Sept 1990. You would have been @18. Before that it was 5'4" for women anyway.."

It was 5'6. That's why I couldn't join. I got told I was 2 inches too short and I remember that like it was yesterday. I applied at 18 and it would have been June/July.

I did get offered the job many years later but declined as I couldn't imagine taking the bleep test. I would have collapsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had no aspirations, I just wanted to eat mud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I think I did, quite often. I'm sure I ate a worm once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted to get a degree in purchasing. Unfortunatley became critically ill and taken years to recover from. Hoping to go back to college and restart working towards that dream

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

As a kid i wanted to be a copper, instead i joined the army and had a great 24 years!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"And I think I did, quite often. I'm sure I ate a worm once "

How was it?? Did it put you off Willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to carry the ring to Mordor.

So you wanted to be hobbit ? "

I just wanted to live in Middle Earth, I'd have even settled for being Gollum.....alas, it was not to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I think I did, quite often. I'm sure I ate a worm once

How was it?? Did it put you off Willy?"

I can't remember tbh. I just remember my Dad panicking and scooping it out.

Oh not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to be in the RAF an fly planes. Blind as bat so that never happened

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"And I think I did, quite often. I'm sure I ate a worm once

How was it?? Did it put you off Willy?

I can't remember tbh. I just remember my Dad panicking and scooping it out.

Oh not at all "

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Naval harrier pilot.....stupidity stopped me from signing on the dotted line too after I passed all the tests to get into the Navy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to carry the ring to Mordor.

So you wanted to be hobbit ?

I just wanted to live in Middle Earth, I'd have even settled for being Gollum.....alas, it was not to be "

Middle earth, Yorkshire. 6 or two 3s really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid I thought that jobs were a man made construct designed to keep the masses occupied while in pursuit of material possessions that we don’t need but are convinced that we do through social pressures to conform, to keep up with the Jones, I thought then as I do now that we would have been better off carrying on picking berries and living off the land.

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By *ichardbyronMan
over a year ago

Ludham

I've only wanted to rule the world with firm but fair hand so do as I say, NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would your occupation be if you had followed your childhood dreams?

Me a flight attendant,air hostess..but only max height of 5'1 it was never to be! "

Dream job! Flight attendant here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done mine should have retired from it though. Life moves on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wanted to be in the RAF an fly planes. Blind as bat so that never happened "

Could you still take flying lessons ... I mean I'm not volunteering to get in the back while you drive it but you could still have a go.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Train driver (him)

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Fashion designer, interior designer or midwife

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I would be a carpenter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to be a Disney Princess

Oh no! Maryfuckingpoppings when you should have been cindercuntingella instead "

no but

I have been CinderFuckingRella

SnowFuckingWhite

And BambisFuckingMum in previous Fab incarnations

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *odieDixxMan
over a year ago

Clacton On Sea

Mine was to be either a Pilot, Police Officer or in the RAF.

Sadly, due to medical grounds all three were a no go.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Fortaleza quality control

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Garstang

F1 Driver ..racing driver.. model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about occupation but ideally it i would start at 11am finish at 12 noon with a lunch hour too

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By *ornygezzaMan
over a year ago

west mids

I’m lucky enough to be doing what I always wanted, painting cars

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By *ermbiMan
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

Formula 1 racing driver

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

There are two different questions here.

What was the first thing I can remember wanting to do as a child? Answer: Fighter pilot. Planes are cool.

What's my dream job? Answer: I do not dream of labour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forensic Pathologist.... Or an engineer

I was a gruesome kid

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

BBC film camera man as my uncle worked on doctor who dooms day

A slightly unknown program called Target with Patrick mower and last of the summer wine

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