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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do we get cakes if we do?

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Only 5? Good lol

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ahaha nice add at the bottom - I'll do five of each

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've done one so far

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

No,

I run,

Walking

Do yoga,

Core training,

Meditation,

Parenting,

Work,

I'm not doing anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5, is that it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "

Why don't we just do the 20 usual pushups like on the women's thread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am doing my 5 one handed as I replied to this post...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"No,

I run,

Walking

Do yoga,

Core training,

Meditation,

Parenting,

Work,

I'm not doing anymore. "

Blimey - I'm tired just reading that lot.

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

No thanks I dont want to overtrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No,

I run,

Walking

Do yoga,

Core training,

Meditation,

Parenting,

Work,

I'm not doing anymore. "

why not?... you have all the time in the world

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can't do press ups and never have been able to - but I'm on Day 63 of a Fat To Fit app that gives me a 10-15 minute set of exercises to complete combined with a daily brisk walk of at least an hour....so I'll continue with those instead

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "

Please can you tailor the workout for the disabled among us? Only 1 functional leg here, wheelchair user

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I do 2.5 hrs of solid body conditioning a day- I seriously doubt 5 squats are going to cut it...

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"No,

I run,

Walking

Do yoga,

Core training,

Meditation,

Parenting,

Work,

I'm not doing anymore.

why not?... you have all the time in the world "
Depending what it is I could be persuaded to do more

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

Glad the active people have responded, but it's more about the lazy ones who didn't even try to do it...

If you're one of those people (and don't have a medical reason), why not?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Glad the active people have responded, but it's more about the lazy ones who didn't even try to do it...

If you're one of those people (and don't have a medical reason), why not? "

What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"Can't do press ups and never have been able to - but I'm on Day 63 of a Fat To Fit app that gives me a 10-15 minute set of exercises to complete combined with a daily brisk walk of at least an hour....so I'll continue with those instead "

Good man, I recommend making a heavy hulahoop out of blue underground water pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do 1 sit up a day when I get out of bed have done all my life and still don’t have a 6pack all this training malarkey is a myth

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ladies can join in with push ups too yano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you rearrange this while I do the press ups...

Off fuck

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


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What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable "

Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great.

Awwwwww how about a skipping rope?

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano "

I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable

Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great.

Awwwwww how about a skipping rope?"

Skipping for a woman with one functional leg?! Face planting more like. I'll stick to pushing 10k by wheelchair in a hilly area and would challenge any self professed "ripped" or "gym fit" guy to get up the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing makes me do things more than a man shouting at me. NOT.

Now if you were a lass that's a different story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano

I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary "

Muscular backs on women are awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the bring sally up push up challenge.on youtube if anybody does’nt know

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


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Skipping for a woman with one functional leg?! Face planting more like. I'll stick to pushing 10k by wheelchair in a hilly area and would challenge any self professed "ripped" or "gym fit" guy to get up the hills "

Lol, I don't think you could have a fairer point, and I definitely couldn't do a single km up hill without palpitations!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I already have the perfect body.

I don't need to exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a shit, that's equivalent to like 50 sit ups!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do 100 a day, 5 isn’t enough.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I took a shit, that's equivalent to like 50 sit ups!"

1 shit down =50 sit ups.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano

I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary "

Back workouts are my faves!! I don't care . I'm hardly about to become she hulk just because I like to work my back .

You're supposed to keep your elbows back for normal pushups anyway and wide push ups work your chest and shoulders more anyway, not your back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable

Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great.

Awwwwww how about a skipping rope?"

Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You do you and I will do me..

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"

Back workouts are my faves!! I don't care . I'm hardly about to become she hulk just because I like to work my back .

You're supposed to keep your elbows back for normal pushups anyway and wide push ups work your chest and shoulders more anyway, not your back? "

Hmmm there might be a discrepancy in what we're calling our back and shoulders, I think of it as upper back and lower waist...

I've got a torn rotator cuff so I can only do the wide way anyway

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"

What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable

Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great.

Awwwwww how about a skipping rope?

Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that? "

Oh my it's getting better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my erect cock. I'm not doing it again.

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that? "

If they could do it for exercise, I would be running classes and selling massively overpriced hoops!

You can do it for fun, but the hoop will always rotate around your belly button because your hips are too shapely, it gets pushed upwards. A woman's bellybutton is miles away from the natural pivot point in your pelvis, so it's extremely inefficient just to keep it moving.

When I do it, it revolves right on my pelvic pivot point, right at he base of my dick. I barely have to move or use energy, it's just timing, tension and counterbalance. Extremely satisfying when you get into it, and perfect if you can't do aerobic exercise.

The key is to never buy a hulahoop, they're always useless. You need plenty of water inside to keep momentum going and make it heavy for muscle building and toning, commercial ones are usually solid plastic, dead weight, with ridiculous nobbles all over so they hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano

I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

Muscular backs on women are awesome. "

I agree they are awesome

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano

I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

Muscular backs on women are awesome. "

Here here!

Doesn't help OASC fitness tests still have different levels for men and women. When I applied (I didn't get in lol) I set myself the target of the men's levels.

I beat all the men there (including an ex navy guy) at the pushups and sit ups. Didn't get men's level bleep test, but even after that I managed 43 push ups and 38 sit ups in a minute, all done one set after the other after the bleep test. Military standard, hands on temples, elbows to knees and elbows to 90degrees, no half arsed efforts.

Never tell a woman she can't do what a man can. (Except anything involving a willy)

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that?

If they could do it for exercise, I would be running classes and selling massively overpriced hoops!

You can do it for fun, but the hoop will always rotate around your belly button because your hips are too shapely, it gets pushed upwards. A woman's bellybutton is miles away from the natural pivot point in your pelvis, so it's extremely inefficient just to keep it moving.

When I do it, it revolves right on my pelvic pivot point, right at he base of my dick. I barely have to move or use energy, it's just timing, tension and counterbalance. Extremely satisfying when you get into it, and perfect if you can't do aerobic exercise.

The key is to never buy a hulahoop, they're always useless. You need plenty of water inside to keep momentum going and make it heavy for muscle building and toning, commercial ones are usually solid plastic, dead weight, with ridiculous nobbles all over so they hurt.

"

Well don't you talk some bullshit. Weighted hoops are great, and you have to keep core tensed to avoid bruises...

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"5 "

I demand 45 more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that?

If they could do it for exercise, I would be running classes and selling massively overpriced hoops!

You can do it for fun, but the hoop will always rotate around your belly button because your hips are too shapely, it gets pushed upwards. A woman's bellybutton is miles away from the natural pivot point in your pelvis, so it's extremely inefficient just to keep it moving.

When I do it, it revolves right on my pelvic pivot point, right at he base of my dick. I barely have to move or use energy, it's just timing, tension and counterbalance. Extremely satisfying when you get into it, and perfect if you can't do aerobic exercise.

The key is to never buy a hulahoop, they're always useless. You need plenty of water inside to keep momentum going and make it heavy for muscle building and toning, commercial ones are usually solid plastic, dead weight, with ridiculous nobbles all over so they hurt.

"

Erm.....if you say so. I've done it for exercise and fun. Been doing it since I was a child and can still do it now. Round my hips, my stomach, my arm and even my neck can't do it round my leg, I lose all coordination on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 a day and I am a female. Pushups.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Back workouts are my faves!! I don't care . I'm hardly about to become she hulk just because I like to work my back .

You're supposed to keep your elbows back for normal pushups anyway and wide push ups work your chest and shoulders more anyway, not your back?

Hmmm there might be a discrepancy in what we're calling our back and shoulders, I think of it as upper back and lower waist...

I've got a torn rotator cuff so I can only do the wide way anyway "

Maybe between you and I but not between I and anatomy sorry .

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"Well don't you talk some bullshit. Weighted hoops are great, and you have to keep core tensed to avoid bruises... "

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. I mean, it's not good enough for you to do it every day, is it?

Similarly, you cannot dispute the fact that women are physically different to men. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"Maybe between you and I but not between I and anatomy sorry . "

Enlighten me... with your arms by your side, what do you call the part of your back above the elbows? And the bit below them?

I'd just call them my upper back and waist / lower back. Is that anatomically incorrect?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Well don't you talk some bullshit. Weighted hoops are great, and you have to keep core tensed to avoid bruises...

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. I mean, it's not good enough for you to do it every day, is it?

Similarly, you cannot dispute the fact that women are physically different to men. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p"

I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym

Have you got evidence?

Good luck with your future fab meets

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"

I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym

Have you got evidence?

Good luck with your future fab meets

"

Who said anything about pushups? Evidence of what? Make sense woman...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm whizzing round in my super cool basketball chair waving V's here \/

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"

I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym

Have you got evidence?

Good luck with your future fab meets

Who said anything about pushups? Evidence of what? Make sense woman..."

You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?

If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I'm whizzing round in my super cool basketball chair waving V's here \/ "

Yasssss girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical male gym junkie. I pick stuff up and I puts it down.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Maybe between you and I but not between I and anatomy sorry .

Enlighten me... with your arms by your side, what do you call the part of your back above the elbows? And the bit below them?

I'd just call them my upper back and waist / lower back. Is that anatomically incorrect?"

Yes but I said shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"

You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?

If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.

"

Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!!

I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many.

I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs.

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics.

Calm down.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I train in the gym purely for my back/shoulders. I need to have super mega shoulders to push like a daemon on the basketball court and beat all the blokes in a quick push up court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym

Have you got evidence?

Good luck with your future fab meets

Who said anything about pushups? Evidence of what? Make sense woman...

You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?

If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.

"

This!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about "

Apparently I think your shoulders are by your elbows

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'll just be over here being one of the lazy ones if that's OK? I might get my over priced powerhoop out shortly, just to look at it obviously, because I'm a mere woman so can't possibly hulahoop

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?

If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.

Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!!

I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many.

I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs.

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics.

Calm down."
. So women should only work out certain parts of our bodies for men's pleasure? I've heard it all now

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "

Can I run 5k instead?

It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?

If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.

Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!!

I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many.

I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs.

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics.

Calm down."

Squats don't actually do that much for your glutes either sorry. They're more quad dominant

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about "

I don't understand where you've got this idea I'm baiting anyone other than lazy men. You lasses are trying to start fights, making stuff up and getting irrationally defensive, but you cannot win a fight against basic physics!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?

If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.

Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!!

I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many.

I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs.

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics.

Calm down.. So women should only work out certain parts of our bodies for men's pleasure? I've heard it all now "

Yes, and please do it in mega tight leggings, a bra top and a full face of make up. Ta love

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over a year ago


"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about

Apparently I think your shoulders are by your elbows "

Aren't they?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Keep digging OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about

I don't understand where you've got this idea I'm baiting anyone other than lazy men. You lasses are trying to start fights, making stuff up and getting irrationally defensive, but you cannot win a fight against basic physics!!!

"

Us "lasses" as you chose to call us , haven't started anything. We simply replied to your misogynistic comments. Maybe you should go back and read what you've wrote. We "can't" do certain things and should only do certain exercises for a man's benefit? Maybe go hunt for dinner once you're done too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Can I run 5k instead?

It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio"

Agreed seen it in basic and airborne school. Big muscle guys falling out of road marches because of 0 cardio. Sucking air like they were suffocating.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth


"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about

I don't understand where you've got this idea I'm baiting anyone other than lazy men. You lasses are trying to start fights, making stuff up and getting irrationally defensive, but you cannot win a fight against basic physics!!!

Us "lasses" as you chose to call us , haven't started anything. We simply replied to your misogynistic comments. Maybe you should go back and read what you've wrote. We "can't" do certain things and should only do certain exercises for a man's benefit? Maybe go hunt for dinner once you're done too "

Calm down! Don't be getting irrational now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?

If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.

Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!!

I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many.

I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs.

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics.

Calm down.. So women should only work out certain parts of our bodies for men's pleasure? I've heard it all now

Yes, and please do it in mega tight leggings, a bra top and a full face of make up. Ta love "

Seeing as you asked so nicely

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Can I run 5k instead?

It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio"

It's a common theme, alot don't realise that doing cardio benefits your lifting, whether bodybuilding or powerlifting.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Go on blokes, how many agree with the above?!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Just some quotes from yourself...

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

(As if we're not capable of pushups)

I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it

(Generally dismissive of women)

Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

(Downright rude)

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

(Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT)

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. 

Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p

(Menwomen statement)

 I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations)

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

(My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you)

If you don't see the issue, you're the problem.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

"

GENTLEMEN- I present to you, how not to act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just some quotes from yourself...

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

(As if we're not capable of pushups)

I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it

(Generally dismissive of women)

Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

(Downright rude)

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

(Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT)

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. 

Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p

(Menwomen statement)

 I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations)

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

(My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you)

If you don't see the issue, you're the problem."

Don't forget we are liars too

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

GENTLEMEN- I present to you, how not to act "

I think I might sit some popcorn infront of me so every time I squat I can reach some

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just some quotes from yourself...

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

(As if we're not capable of pushups)

I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it

(Generally dismissive of women)

Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

(Downright rude)

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

(Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT)

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. 

Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p

(Menwomen statement)

 I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations)

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

(My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you)

If you don't see the issue, you're the problem.

Don't forget we are liars too "

You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

"

Tell the science to the 30 women who passed the us army ranger school. Guess they are freaks of nature in OP eyes.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

GENTLEMEN- I present to you, how not to act

I think I might sit some popcorn infront of me so every time I squat I can reach some "

I stick a dildo to a small box... makes me squat deeper

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Just some quotes from yourself...

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

(As if we're not capable of pushups)

I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it

(Generally dismissive of women)

Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

(Downright rude)

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

(Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT)

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. 

Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p

(Menwomen statement)

 I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations)

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

(My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you)

If you don't see the issue, you're the problem.

Don't forget we are liars too

You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles "

Just stick it between your shoulder blades and wank them off while you do lat pulldowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just some quotes from yourself...

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

(As if we're not capable of pushups)

I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it

(Generally dismissive of women)

Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

(Downright rude)

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

(Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT)

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. 

Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p

(Menwomen statement)

 I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations)

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

(My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you)

If you don't see the issue, you're the problem.

Don't forget we are liars too

You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles "

Does the sausage still count if it's plastic?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just some quotes from yourself...

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

(As if we're not capable of pushups)

I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it

(Generally dismissive of women)

Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary

(Downright rude)

Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...

(Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT)

My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. 

Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p

(Menwomen statement)

 I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations)

I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with.

(My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you)

If you don't see the issue, you're the problem.

Don't forget we are liars too

You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles

Just stick it between your shoulder blades and wank them off while you do lat pulldowns "

Finally a decent back workout!

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside


"Go on blokes, how many agree with the above?! "
I stopped paying attention right around the time he said 5 push ups are going to give women massively muscular backs. I do 200 a day and it hasn't worked for me

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

"

You can’t honestly think like this? This is a wind up, right? Please say it’s a wind up.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?"

Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

GENTLEMEN- I present to you, how not to act

I think I might sit some popcorn infront of me so every time I squat I can reach some

I stick a dildo to a small box... makes me squat deeper "

now that is a plan!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Go on blokes, how many agree with the above?! I stopped paying attention right around the time he said 5 push ups are going to give women massively muscular backs. I do 200 a day and it hasn't worked for me "

Because there's far, far better excercises to work your back. Pulldowns, rows, pull ups, etc .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?"

I could be the box and dildo for mrs bluebell racer, that would make mine bigger

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?

I could be the box and dildo for mrs bluebell racer, that would make mine bigger "

Glad this feeble female could be of service to such mighty men

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"Go on blokes, how many agree with the above?! I stopped paying attention right around the time he said 5 push ups are going to give women massively muscular backs. I do 200 a day and it hasn't worked for me "

I literally never said that.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?

Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop. "

Not quite the same thing but I once saw a video of some women doing hip thrusts with weight plates on a strap on

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Can I run 5k instead?

It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio

It's a common theme, alot don't realise that doing cardio benefits your lifting, whether bodybuilding or powerlifting.

"

Exactly!

It’s all tied in but cardio is haaaaard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"

You can’t honestly think like this? This is a wind up, right? Please say it’s a wind up......."

It's playful, cheeky, maybe a little provocative, but just as true as anything any of you have said.

You can't deny there's a lot of irrational responses and gaslighting here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women.

This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos.

Science is science.

"

No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP!

What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread...

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor

[Removed by poster at 30/03/21 14:49:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You can’t honestly think like this? This is a wind up, right? Please say it’s a wind up.......

It's playful, cheeky, maybe a little provocative, but just as true as anything any of you have said.

You can't deny there's a lot of irrational responses and gaslighting here.

"

I guess at least you recognise your behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?

Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop.

Not quite the same thing but I once saw a video of some women doing hip thrusts with weight plates on a strap on "

I've sent you that one haven't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You can’t honestly think like this? This is a wind up, right? Please say it’s a wind up.......

It's playful, cheeky, maybe a little provocative, but just as true as anything any of you have said.

You can't deny there's a lot of irrational responses and gaslighting here.

"

The only one gaslighting on here is you.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

All sounds a little to energetic to me ill stick to my 2x40 minute slendertone workout

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?

Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop.

Not quite the same thing but I once saw a video of some women doing hip thrusts with weight plates on a strap on

I've sent you that one haven't I "

Probably. Sounds like something you would send .

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Can I get my house husband, who is better at housework & can do all the manly jobs I'm too feeble to do, to do his 5 press ups after he's finished all his chores?

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"

No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP!

What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread..."

Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events.

"The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise.

They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively.

What's wrong with that?

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"Can I get my house husband, who is better at housework & can do all the manly jobs I'm too feeble to do, to do his 5 press ups after he's finished all his chores? "

He wouldn't need to, would he? But then, he'd do it if he loved you

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over a year ago


"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups.

Do this every day until I say stop.

Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it.

Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead

Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?

Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop.

Not quite the same thing but I once saw a video of some women doing hip thrusts with weight plates on a strap on

I've sent you that one haven't I

Probably. Sounds like something you would send . "

I do send you the best stuff

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP!

What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread...

Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events.

"The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise.

They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively.

What's wrong with that?"

You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP!

What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread...

Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events.

"The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise.

They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively.

What's wrong with that?

You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already. "

Don't be daft, men aren't allowed to agree with women

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This thread is like a slow motion car crash. I haven’t seen anyone commit fabicide like this for a while!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP!

What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread...

Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events.

"The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise.

They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively.

What's wrong with that?

You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already.

Don't be daft, men aren't allowed to agree with women "

I beg to differ.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Squats hurt my knees

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Do we get cakes if we do? "

See YOU know what really motivates.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The heck is this

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"I do 1 sit up a day when I get out of bed have done all my life and still don’t have a 6pack all this training malarkey is a myth "

This comment wins fab for me today hahaha x

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"

I guess at least you recognise your behaviour "

It is intentional, but not disrespectful...

Until someone deserves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I guess at least you recognise your behaviour

It is intentional, but not disrespectful...

Until someone deserves it "

I think we’ll have to agree to disagree

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Five?! I can do 70 in under two minutes!

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"

You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already. "

How judgmental are you to accuse me of being judgmental, when you clearly don't understand what I've actually said in this thread, just like he was doing? Either you're virtue signalling, lazy or stupid.

I gave the other guy the benefit of the doubt with the virtue signalling, reserving judgment for you...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm out of practice at the moment, but once I get my mojo back I'll be back to a heck of a lot more than five per set

And ditto for the squats.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't do squats; I have bad knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to be posting these daily?

Fab workouts?

Someone behind the torso tuesday thread wants this to go ahead

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already.

How judgmental are you to accuse me of being judgmental, when you clearly don't understand what I've actually said in this thread, just like he was doing? Either you're virtue signalling, lazy or stupid.

I gave the other guy the benefit of the doubt with the virtue signalling, reserving judgment for you... "

Please judge away. You seem to get a kick out of it.

Nothing in my post would suggest understand or not understand what your point was btw. I was commenting on your attitude alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you can't blame women calling you out on some of the things your saying

Arrogance is such a horrible trait.

Her x

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London


"Do we get cakes if we do? "

Can't see me and chunky really caring, I look for the good inner rather than the wrapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we get cakes if we do? "

Get in the push up position and put the cake under your face. That way, every time you go down, you can take a bite of cake!

Don’t work hard, work smart.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London


"No,

I run,

Walking

Do yoga,

Core training,

Meditation,

Parenting,

Work,

I'm not doing anymore. "

No wanking? Surely that's a work out

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"OP you can't blame women calling you out on some of the things your saying

Arrogance is such a horrible trait.

Her x"

Well... I only said those things to specific people because they were being irrational.

They then cut out the parts they thought they could use to gain sympathy from the crowd, presented them OUT OF CONTEXT, and then repeated them until the passing masses thought they were being truthful.

They did this to protect their extremely fragile ego, because they can't accept a factual truth about hulahooping and thought it was fair to demonise me rather than say 'oh really, I didn't realise'.

So... I do blame those people a little, but I understand they're just not bothered enough to look at both sides thoroughly and make rational judgments, so they just weigh in and believe whatever they think will make them popular.

You haven't though. Very fair question

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"No,

I run,

Walking

Do yoga,

Core training,

Meditation,

Parenting,

Work,

I'm not doing anymore.

No wanking? Surely that's a work out"

There have been a few good suggestions that combine training and self gratification above.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Glad the active people have responded, but it's more about the lazy ones who didn't even try to do it...

If you're one of those people (and don't have a medical reason), why not?

What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable "

Lots of sex. Get the heart pumping

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

People can be fit and healthy with out bulging muscles.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wow. Just wow

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Changing the subject completely cause I don't argue with idiots. Does anyone remember the gym challenge on SuperStars with Brian Jacks?

It's on YouTube, it's brilliant. I was in utter awe as a child.

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By *ARPBOT8020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spennymoor


"People can be fit and healthy with out bulging muscles.

"

All I do is 15 push ups, five minutes stretching and I hulahoop while watching telly every day. All the people who took offence in the beginning are the snobby gym rats, showing off about all their time-consuming exercise and pretending I said I was some sort of expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can be fit and healthy with out bulging muscles.

All I do is 15 push ups, five minutes stretching and I hulahoop while watching telly every day. All the people who took offence in the beginning are the snobby gym rats, showing off about all their time-consuming exercise and pretending I said I was some sort of expert "

Op. Good luck for future meets. You can take your hula hoop with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can be fit and healthy with out bulging muscles.

All I do is 15 push ups, five minutes stretching and I hulahoop while watching telly every day. All the people who took offence in the beginning are the snobby gym rats, showing off about all their time-consuming exercise and pretending I said I was some sort of expert "

You sort if did say you were an expert

'Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about.'

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