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On what scale is oooft?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So how do you vocalise someone’s hotness. How do you say someone is sexy in a short phrase or word?

Is “Ooft” describing someone you think is hotter than a “Phwoar”

What I am asking is a low/mid/high

Mine.

Wow/ damn/ stunning.

*for research purposes as per a conversation with a forum member & not Sidney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think phwoarr is more than ooft for me, but both mean “ooh, you’re a bit of alright”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I think phwoarr is more than ooft for me, but both mean “ooh, you’re a bit of alright” "

What about ooftphwoar

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I think phwoar is a general "you're hot" for me. But if I ooooft! That's a whole other level - literally breathtaking.

Does that explain things, OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think phwoarr is more than ooft for me, but both mean “ooh, you’re a bit of alright” "

I said the same. They are similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does RAWR fit into your scale?

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

Damn fwine is the top scale for me, has to have the w in the word fine and elongate it if spoken

Lx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Oooffftt is the top of the scale.

It's also accompanied by a deep hip thrust. imho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is usually not a problem in real life. I carry the 1-10 score cards with me.

Seven

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset


"This is usually not a problem in real life. I carry the 1-10 score cards with me.

Seven"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where does RAWR fit into your scale?"

And a grrrrr! ? That’s near the top surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget the hubba hubba

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

We need a drool emoji

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What about 'cor blimey missus' (or mister)?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"We need a drool emoji "

Especially for your avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need a drool emoji "

Great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"We need a drool emoji

Especially for your avatar. "

You charmer

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Fuck me!"
sideways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me! sideways. "
or reverse cowgirl

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Fuck me! sideways. or reverse cowgirl "

Now ya talking

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Fuck me, whispered under my breath is smoking hot.

Ooft, is quite sexy.

Jeez Louise, is sexy.

Phwoar is akin to "Look at them birds over there (with the big tits) Sid"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I remember thinking "Oh dear Lord" when I came face to face with a hot Virgin Airlines co-pilot on the tune once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember thinking "Oh dear Lord" when I came face to face with a hot Virgin Airlines co-pilot on the tune once.

"

Yes

Oh Dear Lord!!!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"So how do you vocalise someone’s hotness. How do you say someone is sexy in a short phrase or word?

Is “Ooft” describing someone you think is hotter than a “Phwoar”

What I am asking is a low/mid/high

Mine.

Wow/ damn/ stunning.

*for research purposes as per a conversation with a forum member & not Sidney. "

To me, ooofffttt means “wow! Speechless!!”

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm usually struck dumb when confronted with a real hot man.

When my long term partner first walked through my door I had no idea how tall,and muscular he was, as I had only seen photos of him alone.

I think my mouth might have gaped a little as he walked past me into the kitchen.

I didn't say a word until we had been having sex for about 15 minutes.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The way that I see it is, in ascending order;

Hellooo! *Lesley Philips voice*

Ding Dong *Terry Thomas voice*

Humanah humanah

Phwoar

Yowzah

Oooft

There are approximately 10 hellooo’s in an oooft (current market values standing)

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"The way that I see it is, in ascending order;

Hellooo! *Lesley Philips voice*

Ding Dong *Terry Thomas voice*

Humanah humanah

Phwoar

Yowzah

Oooft

There are approximately 10 hellooo’s in an oooft (current market values standing)

"

Ahhh bollocks.. I didn’t know this.. I’d like to take back all my oofts and replace them with ding dongs please... Thankyou muchly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck me, whispered under my breath is smoking hot.

Ooft, is quite sexy.

Jeez Louise, is sexy.

Phwoar is akin to "Look at them birds over there (with the big tits) Sid"

"

“Smoking hot” that’s when I am speechless.

Aka. Stunning

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The way that I see it is, in ascending order;

Hellooo! *Lesley Philips voice*

Ding Dong *Terry Thomas voice*

Humanah humanah

Phwoar

Yowzah

Oooft

There are approximately 10 hellooo’s in an oooft (current market values standing)

Ahhh bollocks.. I didn’t know this.. I’d like to take back all my oofts and replace them with ding dongs please... Thankyou muchly. "

Every day is a school day.

You’re very welcome

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

How about just

Hello x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Both lower than a wow

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"How about just

Hello x "

That not how YOU greet people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think phwoarr is more than ooft for me, but both mean “ooh, you’re a bit of alright”

What about ooftphwoar "

What about phwooft?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I ooooft/phwoooaaaarrrr/dyaaaammm in relation to clit twitch.

An oooooooft is like a morning stretch, just waking the senses.

PHWOOOOAAAARRRR is a definite awakening of said clit, a 'oh hello' moment.

Dyaaaammm is a throb that focuses attention on the matter.

And for that 'I need to message you right now as my hands are in my knickers' moment then a full on Grrrrrrrrrrr is needed.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ooooft/phwoooaaaarrrr/dyaaaammm in relation to clit twitch.

An oooooooft is like a morning stretch, just waking the senses.

PHWOOOOAAAARRRR is a definite awakening of said clit, a 'oh hello' moment.

Dyaaaammm is a throb that focuses attention on the matter.

And for that 'I need to message you right now as my hands are in my knickers' moment then a full on Grrrrrrrrrrr is needed.

Hope this helps. "

Perfect description

Her x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Oh my

That’s flirting right there ^

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Oh my

That’s flirting right there ^ "

PHOOOAAAARRRR Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my

That’s flirting right there ^

PHOOOAAAARRRR Babs "
... I think you profile deserves a phoooaarr too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about just

Hello x "

I say that to my customers....

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