FabSwingers.com forum: Well cum in my eyes and call me Susan

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would not be the ideal way to express surprise when told something of particular interest by the archdeacon.

What silly sayings/quotes do you guys have.

I am serious and don’t call me Shirley from Airplane is one I tend to over use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Well, Fuck me backwards (Something is not surprising, also occasionally used for being surprised

- that is sex on toast. (Something looks amazing)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"- Well, Fuck me backwards (Something is not surprising, also occasionally used for being surprised

- that is sex on toast. (Something looks amazing)

Excellent sayings those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good money Susan, would you like a tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good money Susan, would you like a tissue

Morning not money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good money shot Susan, would you like a tissue

There you go

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Fuck a duck - don't even want to know why that started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Airplane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I rather like "Christ on a cracker"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Tell 'em they're dreamin' - from the movie The Castle

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

There's always room for a "That'll do pig".

I also tend to enjoy saying "Don't touch me!" when my wife gets too close. Especially when we have company. :D

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